She clearly wants it, give me something witty enough to seal the deal

>>37515481
Like eating noodles and meatballs? *suggestive emoji*

Why don't you kill yourself you fat whore?

>>37515481
Say "Showering? Me too! Oh, sex is nice too... I guess, lol." And see if she builds on to that.

>>37515544
I should've asked somewhere else. No offense

>>37515588
You shouldn't have to ask at all, faggot.
No offense.

>>37515481
Bill Clinton is a rapist! INFOWARS DOT COM

That should get her soaking wet.

>>37515481
im not like everyone else
but we could run across a football field


there faggot now take this shit to /b/

fuck this "game" bullshit. Just be like, "well, we're clearly attracted to each other. Let's bang."

BAM. Lay it on the table right there. Do it faggot.

You probably won't because you're such a pussy. Come on faggot. Do it.

>>37515537
best option here

you're not going to find a better response

>>37515780 me again. Don't do that though because you should save sex for marriage.

>>37515780
DO IT NOW
POST RESULTS

ELSE YOURE A FAZZOT

>>37515481
>give me something witty enough to seal the deal
"nice so lets bang"

>>37515481
>comes to r9k for advice on women

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>>37515481
"Waking up in bed next to someone they like" is the safe option, not too pushy and not too beta.

>>37515780
That kind of shit is "game" though
A normal person would just suggest drinks and see where it goes from there, not this pathetic "game" or "witty" shit

>>37515481
There's nothing to do anymore. Just go over to her place and fuck her.