How do I stop making excuses and meet up with a gay dude online

you stop posting bait threads on /r9k/

>>37515935
post your address on craigslist and say that you want to be raped

>gay thread
>gif is from a woman ass

>>37515935
>How do I stop making excuses and meet up with a gay dude online to get my ass fucked and suck his dick?
I want this too

>>37515945
>post your address on craigslist and say that you want to be raped
people know my address and that seems kinda dangerous
the only people I trust are robots

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>>37515943
How is this a bait thread? i'm actually a depressed bicurious horny prisongay fag and in a cock mood.

>>37515945
The thing is I don't wanna have psychos stalking me or even see them in my neighborhood.

I'm not gay IRL, just fap to traps/twinks.

I got offered a BJ once by a faggot black boy. He was feminine looking too, but I declined. I regret it now though 6 months later

>>37515943
the only people being baited by this are idiots who get EXTREMELY butthurt by fag threads

like you

I bet you are one of the people who post "why are there dicks in the catalog? I can't handle this" threads

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>>37515985
I wouldn't trust """robots""" since most people here are either shills, normies or sadistic bastards who prey on the weak.

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For the first time in my life, I had a dream this night of me sucking someone's cock.
It was flaccid at first, of average size, the guy was some twinkish white guy with somewhat of an attitude, but I was too focused on sucking his cock, when I started deepthroating on it and putting more energy into it I felt he was getting really hard and big and it made me both happy and horny.
Woke up with the weirdest boner.

>>37515935
Get paid to do it and rationalize it in your mind that it's just for the money and curiousity

(Don't do this, it's bad for your mental health)

>>37516021
I don't care about fag threads, I just dislike blatant bait like this

>>37516018
Nice cognitive dissonance, faggot.

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>>37515985
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Same here anon. I so dearly want my first experiences with a boy to be with a cute and shy, but eager robot.

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I JUST WANT TO SUCK A NICE PINK AND WHITE AVERAGE COCK IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

>>37515935
Just bee yourself and do it, OP.

>masturbated to a guy rubbing his boypussy a few days ago
>ever since then I haven't been able to get it up to anything else since
Welp

>>37515979
>he doesn't notice the nutsack at all
Fucking unreal

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>>37515935
i need this answer too

i used to want a gf but once i was redpilled to the meme of it all i gave up on roasties

a few years later now and im well practiced in opening my boipussy up for something to slide in, but im a scared antisocial neet. how the fucc am i suppose to get cocc

>>37518511
the male body is the ideal form

>be me
>watching winter olympics with this guy
>male ski jump is up
>theyre wearing the skin tight body suits
>other guy had just walked in
>"oh dude see this is what a perfect ass looks like, not too big but bubbled and poked out"
>camera at this moment pans to his face after he lands
>guy is fucking looking at me like he sinned and wanted to apologize to me(hes a hardcore "i hate faggots" type)


havent had a convo with him since then but that was some life changing shit that happened to him

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>>37518888
that git

>>37515935
Just get Grindr and you will be in cock heaven

>>37519123
>make a grindr
>gay chads ruin my gay social life before it can even begin

>>37519123
>Just get Grindr and you will be in cock heaven
guys who use that are disgusting and I'm not like that

>>37519123
>get grindr
>dude in my area asks if I can come and suck his dick
>tfw I want to
>tfw I'll just chicken out yet again, let alone the risk of getting murdered or POZd

Yeah problem solved shithead.

>>37519648
what other options are there

>>37518612
i'll give you cock you little faggot

>>37520689
post discord you chaser

When I was 16 I sucked my friends cock when we were staying over and it was like 3 inches bigger then mine and so thick. I honestly had a lot of fun sucking off such a big dick. He moved away a year later, so now I dont have anyones cock to suck.

>>37515935
Go ask the appropriate board /lgbt/. They'd know all about fag information for faggots.

Not us though. /r9k/ is a straight board.

>>37522823
lgbt is for namefags and dikes not traps

>>37516080
Hello is it gay to get an erection from this?

>>37524053
Depends, are you seeing yourself as the dude fucking?or as the dude getting fucked?either way it's gay as fuck

>>37524115
I don't know anon.
I'm just confused now. People say that bisexual people are just in denial, perhaps I just see the guy getting fucked as being a women and therefore it's not gay?