***DAILY REMINDER***
Here's a list of things you'll fail to do today:
>You won't clean one part of your room
>You won't exercise
>You won't write that job application
>You won't talk to a girl
>You won't get eye contact from a female
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
>You won't get the best play of the game
>You won't install gentoo
>You won't read a bit of Infinite Jest
>You won't write another chapter of your diary desu
>You won't ask out your oneitis
>You won't create a new meme
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
>>37515666
Fucking watch me you little devil slut
>>37515666
>you won't cut your legs off
>>37515666
Of course I won't beat that game on the hardest difficulty today, I don't have a playthrough going on the hardest difficulty, and its longer than 24 hours. But I could beat that other game on the hardest difficulty.
I also won't give a fuck about a single thing you posted
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
Hey fuck you i made a nostalgic halo thread on v and got 400+ replies reeeeeee
>>37515666
Don't bother with Infinite Jest. I've read all of it and it's total shit.
>>37515666
That's a pretty retarded list of things to do anon
>>37515666
You can't fail if you never try. Otherwise I would be failing at literally infinitely many things all the time.
>>37515666
I am motivated now.
>You won't clean one part of your room
Cleaned bathroom and organised washing to be done tomorrow
>You won't exercise
Already done. calisthenics today
>You won't write that job application
I have a job but you got me there; I'm putting off rewriting my resume and CV
>You won't talk to a girl
I mean i talk to a very cute Brazilian on my Skype. Does that count?
>You won't get eye contact from a female
Not yet, but it's only 0230
>You won't beat "that game" on the hardest difficulty
I ragequit because I'm currently up to Hunter's nightmare
>You won't get the best play of the game
Haven't play OW lately
>You won't install gentoo
Shoo shoo /g/remlin
>You won't read a bit of Infinite Jest
What's that?
>You won't write another chapter of your diary desu
I update my diary daily, but the day has just started
>You won't ask out your oneitis
Nope. Don't want to
>You won't create a new meme
Already done :^)
>You won't get 300+ replies in your thread
I got 18 (You)s in a thread I posted in yesterday. Felt orgasmic
>>37515666
Infinite jest is garbage
I was supposed to fast today but instead I'm eating one whole bar of cream cheese
>>37515666
***DAILY REMINDER***
Here's a list of things OP will fail to do today:
>finish r4d
>get a single 99
>imbue slayer helm
>get inferno cape
>solo a raid with no deaths
>flip
>>37517555
Get out terrorist
>>37515666
1. I clean my room everyday, several times a day actually because I have mental problems
2.. I exercise twice a day at least
3. Write a job application? Is this 1997?
4. No, I won't
6-etc. the rest of your post is mostly bullshit about video games and the internet
>>37517586
>>37517555
I think he's one of those poor idiots who fell for that fat gamer youtube video where the guy went on a diet and exercised for like 10 months and then fasted for a few weeks and pretended that he lost all the weight by fasting.
>>37517555
Ett orginalt kex, digistive