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I wish I was a fembot's beta slave

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>>37628106
>Men are responsible for all the wars in the world when your really think about it and their testosterone causes violent and irrational behavior.

We're also responsible for all of the progress in this world.

Summer Bait and Sage

>>37628106
it would be so caring to the point of pathology

All the european countries where the minister of defense is a woman are the same countries that let in boat loads of refugees. Those refugees then then go on to rape all the women and children in their host countries because it says they can in their holy book. That same book also says dogs are offensive and it's okay to kill them. But women want to be "caring" to the "poor refugees". Society needs men.

>>37628066
Why is her skirt lifted up so high?

Ask her to show a nipple pls.

>>37628066
shove out your cock obviously

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>>37628086
I'm scared to make a move

>>37628049
>thinking it matters with anyone this cute

>>37628097
Krimlin zadebovitch

>>37628097
She's proof fembots exist

>>37627965
>but if I don't masturbate everyday I have the libido of an asexual

not seeing the problem here
stop masturbating

>>37627965
Hmm well stop fapping ad get on HRT you could become a woman with a boiclit and you will be happy, you should also lock your feminine penis up in a cage

>>37627965
>I don't masturbate everyday I have the libido of an asexual
You wouldn't have a problem. It would damn near be a solution even, atleast.. If it were through, which it's not. You're libido will sky rocket after longer periods of time without masturbation.

Oh, it's a lemon. Weird picture.

i liked madoka and that was from the 2000s

>>37627932
u need to look at the more underground stuff, we have so much mass media now, they have found the right formula

>>37627932
Since the globalization of the economy in 1980, the western culture get predominant and stagnant (it's all about high-technology). But why it's stagnant? I don't know. Good question

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Here's the reparations Tyrone
>gets on knees

>>37627928
>baiting /r9k/ into being racist
why tho

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>Arabs and jews enslave you for thousands of years
>whites do it for 300 years

>>37627706
I go out to eat with my Dad every couple of weeks, and he asks me questions like, "on a scale of 1-10, how happy are you?" I think I hide it well with most people, but he sees through it apparently. I still lie and tell him I'm a 7-8 despite the fact I'm normally a 2-4.

My parents lately ask me this more and more.. my mask's starting to crack

My mom constantly asks me if i would ever consider doing drugs or if i would ever attempt suicide, seems like she's worried about me becoming a suicidal junkie.

Looks kinda boring

>>37627690
Pretty ambitious, is it the camera ghosting the value of the black?

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>>37627690
Hey, that ain't bad half bad. I think you should eat avocados those it helps stimulate the part of the brain trhat comes up with drawing fool.

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Caturday is best day

>>37628506
This pic makes me want to adopt more cats. One is not enough

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caturday: cat goes to the gym

sup Recluse

i went for a long walk in the semi-rain today. was really pleasant and my legs feels a bit worn

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>>37627467
>tfw your waifu isn't real

This can not stand.

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How does it feel to know, every time you leave the room someone turns to your mother and asks:
>How do you cope?

I don't drink coffee tho

Normies are more autistic than us. Why would you need coffee to wake up? I don't understand people who believe this shit.

>>37628684
Caffeine addiction. Coffee is a really shitty drug.

>>37627407
Sounds like some OG shit OP. I've never been in a fight before though

>>37627442
Man going to school in a Slavic country is fucking awesome, even for robots. Shit, the security smoked cigarettes with us

>>37627407
I dont have much but one time on a camping trip my friend sucked me off

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>>37627390
>tfw no summer music festival trip with Mio

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>>37627390
hey bby
>You guys have any plans for summer?
I'm in pittsburgh with family and stuff. it sucks.

Akari~~n

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>/cwt/
Fuck off. These threads never make it past the 50th post.

>tfw your waifu cucks you

>>37627370
I'd tell her to fuck off because she's pretty ugly and probably just a trap set by some Chads.

>You have the wrong number

>>37627370

Obvious trap, try harder next time

>tfw no stoner gf

Fuck I can't even find someone to mooch off of me

>>37627367
>Joint
No bitch I only eat edibles

that looks like a dude but i'm still finessing that joint