Tfw you get your cup of hot joe in the morning

I don't drink coffee tho

Normies are more autistic than us. Why would you need coffee to wake up? I don't understand people who believe this shit.

>>37628684
Caffeine addiction. Coffee is a really shitty drug.

>>37627433
Even when I drink coffee I'm still a grouch.
>>37628684
I personally drink it because of the flavor. Though the coffee I drink tends to make people gag from the bitterness but that's their loss. They have Shitbucks for their puny prepubescent palates.

>>37627433
Women are so cringey

>>37628741
>bitterness

If your coffee is bitter it's because you're doing it wrong.

>>37628836
>you're doing it wrong
Please enlighten me how exactly that's doing it wrong.

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No. Talkie. Until. Coffee...

>>37628861

Coffee is only bitter if it's burnt or over extracted. You don't know how to make coffee properly if it's bitter.

>>37628861
By not liking your coffee the same way he does of course, god forbid people would have different preferences for a beverage that can be made dozens of different ways.

>>37628911
You say that like it's a bad thing anon. Unless if it's steak or something being a little overcooked isn't too bad.

Ever since I stopped drinking soda I can't handle caffeine. One cup of coffee has my stomach doing flips and I feel anxious as hell. I don't get why people drink that shit so much

>>37628949
Your mistake was drinking soda in the first place.

>>37628939

It is objectively bad to burn and over extract coffee. You're retarded for trying to justify this.

>>37628983
You got a source for that anon? Besides, coffee is naturally bitter. Take some freshly brewed from the pot without adding creamer or sugar and tell me it isn't.

>>37629038

Coffee isn't naturally bitter. Over extracted coffee is. Learn to google if you want a source. This is entry level coffee making and you're failing miserably. I bet you use stale beans as well.

>>37628979
Not him, but caffeine is the real problem.

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>>37629869
>being this butthurt over coffee

>>37630005
Not the dude you're replying to, but enjoy your shit coffee.

He's right; It should not be bitter. Try buying some whole beans and grinding them fresh, it's a world of difference.

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Mes amis, s'il vous plait, do not speak to me until I have had mon cafe aujord'hui, hon hon hon

>>37630499
I don't even drink coffee. It's just absurd that you would be this upset over your fucking caffeine fix.

>>37629869
>Coffee isn't naturally bitter

it really is though