"Wanna hit this joint, anon?" Wat do

>tfw no stoner gf

Fuck I can't even find someone to mooch off of me

>>37627367
>Joint
No bitch I only eat edibles

that looks like a dude but i'm still finessing that joint

>>37627367
I hit the joint and hope I say something stupid

>>37627367
I don't smoke weed. It makes my body dysmorphia 1000X worse. I retreat into a self-hating, insecure shell.

>>37627367
"sure but do you wanna shoot up some heroin"

>>37627439
What looks like a female

>>37627367
I want a stoner gf but I'm a loser who can't talk to women unless they're ugly af

>>37627465
I would rather do that than hit the joint.

>>37627367
THAT'S NOT EVEN A JOINT
IT'S A CIGARETTE
REEEEEE

>>37627465
lmao I'll shoot up some heroin with you

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>>37627367
>red flagged has been raised

No thanks roastie, been around girls like you. Invite me over your place is like a fucking cypress hill concert. Second hand smoke makes me tired because small apartment. Fall asleep and wake up to you sucking your drugs dealers dick.
Fuck off

>>37627367
what the fuck this person look literally exactly like me. i'm spooked

>>37627515
post tummy pls desu

>>37627491
Did that actually happen anon?

>>37627515
Every single femanon looks the same

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>>37627558
Yes I kid you not. I have had the worst luck with women ever.
>talking to girl on phone
>she's a stoner and I'm not
>let's cousin(also stoner) use phone for God knows why
>go to the den and call it night
>wake up to two people fucking like wild animals
>turns out he saw the sluts and my messages
>invited her over to smoke and they fucked

&

>meet really cute Latina in high school
>major fucking pothead
>has a tattoo of a marijuana plant on her hip
>tells me her dad's "homie" gave it too her when she was 13
>ignore red flag
>go on date with her
>ditches me to hang out with some big time pot dealers (every one knows them)
>comes to school the next day and shows me this huge fucking bag of weed she got for "free"
>this amount of weed
>free

And that's why I hate woman who smoke marijuana.
The ultimate roasties

>>37627774
can you imagine the kind of person who would fuck someone for free weed. its not like its heroin or crystal meth you are addicted to its just weed.

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>>37627904
One word anon...
Women