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There are plenty of comfy things that don't make you look like a nigger ready to jump someone.

>>37641021
name 10 right now

>>37640556
nigger tier

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>girlfriend
>/r9k/
Fuck off right now!

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>>37640571

I'm new, did I do something wrong? Take me through the ropes, robot-kun.

>>37640619
nobody on /r9k/ has a girlfriend

>is a virgin
>is religious (not muslim tho)

>is virgin
>has hobbies that are not make up or painting nails
>has no social media

This is why I'm still a virgin

>>37640636
>>is religious
Is Judaism okay?

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>>37640488
please read me a bedtime story

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kptyBvjuHa

no fukken cluke what the context of this recording was

>>37640488
Is that an australian accent?

>>37640419
People misunderstanding who their fathers are, a complete and final dissolution of the family unit (except in communities that destroy hypergamy), the eventual development of widespread STD, women becoming even more worthless, and a few their things I'm sure. All for the best

Probably like Japan except with Chads still getting laid. Lots of single mothers. Only functioning families are ones with a Chad husband.

>>37640419
You realize that hypergamy isn't a recent phenomenon, right?

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Bumperino with salami

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I dont even know, I just cant handle this shit, 2nd heatwave this year already, fuck summer

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Be very very jealous.

Society will adapt.

I'm too autistic to look at my phone in public.

>>37640342
Life..uh.._____ _ ___

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because mai waifu would disapprove

lmfao doesn't work like that faggot. aspirin by itself won't do anything unless combined with other drugs to exacerbate it. and it's likely the stomach will decide to puke it all up before organ failure

>>37640346
Wrong. Aspirin is actually a very dangerous drug in high dosages. You don't even need to combine it with other drugs.

500MGS per 1KG of body weight is lethal.

Meaning if you weigh about 130 pounds, about 70 350mg pills is enough to kill you

>Virgin loser in bad shape
>Virgin loser in great shape

If nothing else it's a step forward.
Can't hurt, right?

>>37640356
of course
but theres also a thing where grills "dont want" jacked guys and they get mired more by gays than girls

i did notice girls are checking out my ass at times now

I started at 24.

I'm 30 now. My mental state has become far worse than it was before I started.

I only keep on lifting because I'm addicted to the results and especially the pump. But it ain't change shit about my life otherwise.

Because I already have a doggo.

>>37640224
I'll be honest with you; I'm not really sure I can trust myself to own a dog. I just don't think I can.

2 parts >>37640380 1 part im not allowed to have pets at this place. Renting is shit.

4chan tends to attract disagreeable people. r9k even more so

>tfw every online friend you make either starts trying to make things lewd or just kinda fizzles out eventually

>tfw the one friend you made on here ghosts you
>every other person i try talking to stops contacting after five messages

I like to shit dildo

I do it all the time

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Only when i am squatting.

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India thread?

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>"Bruh, let me freshen your drink"

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I can't figure this one out really

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Imagine going to a party like this. Must be fun

>>37639847
Only for roasties its further exemplified by the fact that its on twitter and using a beyonce reaction image

>>37639847
Yes. What used to be my best friend fell in with a guy like that. When she turned seventeen she was surprised to discover that the guy was cheating on hear with another 14 years old.
When I told her the guy was a pedophile she said "No, it's just that his tastes stayed the same as he grew up.". What a dumb bitch.

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>>37639847
>when you grow up and realize that you can't ever be sexually satisfied by non-pedophiles

that's more like it

>>37639818
how much did you win and would you be kind enough to donate a few dollar to me

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Are you the guy who prayed to win the lottery in that other thread

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>>37639818
Give some dollars to a brother in need.