Why don't you get a doggo /r9k/? >Cure for anxiety, depression

Because I already have a doggo.

>>37640224
I'll be honest with you; I'm not really sure I can trust myself to own a dog. I just don't think I can.

2 parts >>37640380 1 part im not allowed to have pets at this place. Renting is shit.

I'm poorfag and can't afford a doghouse and food for the pupper

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Post your doggos, r9k.
Who /westie/ here?

>>37640397
>>37640380
Why can't you trust yourselves with dogs, anons?

>>37640569
Westie here as well.

True robot dog

>>37640224
My apartment doesn't allow doggos. Plus I'm a wagecuck so I'd feel bad leaving him trapped inside all day.

I can't afford one and as >>37640380 said I feel like they're too big of a responsibility

>>37640224
Because some people are unable to go outside and take the dog for a walk. Dogs preferably need some interaction with other dogs and people so they don't get scared and aggressive, which is also a thing a lot of people with depression and anxiety will be unable to do

There are some people who got better having pets, which is good for them. Just don't make it seem like dogs will fix your problems and that there's no chance you'll end up neglecting your dog due to your problems.

>>37640224
>Eternally loyal

that is a lie
this meme needs to die

>>37640224
>you will outlive the dog and be left worse than before
or
>you kill yourself and the dog is left to die of starvation with only your corpse to keep them company

Either way its a loss

>>37640667
>not killing yourself the moment your doggo dies
Its like you want misery.

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here's mine
he's the best

>>37640224
Holy fuck this photo is nostalgic. This was my wallpaper of 5 years... damn

>>37640380
Hey anon. Breeds like labs and collies are easy to keep and keep them happy. Get a doggo

Pick your fucking breed wisely.

My mom randomly got a chihuahua from a backyard breeder. The thing was born with a severe separation anxiety. Was given to us at, like, one month with no socialization. But it was probably fucked to begin with. People who saw it, never had seen such an anxious dog.

Anyway, needless to say, I was anxious and severely depressed myself. Couldn't take it for walks. It was always high energy. I couldn't keep it in a crate in my room. It would start screeching and yelping like I was killing it. I'd let it out. And it would start jumping on me, chewing on my toes/fingers, and just being a nuisance, while I was trying to fucking sleep, like at 2 am.

I tried to take it to the park, so it could see other people and exhaust its energy--and that actually helped a bit. But chihuahuas are so stupid and aggresive that they would run off and chase random people/bigger dogs. Being a lardass, I couldn't run after it at the time. So I stopped going to the park.

Thing did not work out. It was my first real dog. Had it for a year. Languished with the decision, but re-homed it on Craigslist. Went to some 16 year old girl, with maybe better patience. Good luck to her.

Get a low energy dog, or preferably a cat, or nothing at all, if you're a depressed fat robot. Just being real.

>>37640808
>getting a chihuahua
>ever

>>37640767
It's not really about responsibility. I don't want to go into too much detail but I just don't really think I can trust myself with a dog, especially a big one like a lab or a collie.
Maybe I could take care of a pug or a chihuahua, but otherwise, I dunno.

>>37640890
Do not get a chihuahua. Refer to my story. Or a pug. Or any 'designer' small breed. They're almost all bad. Even labs/retrievers, like OP's pic, are a pain in the ass. When I visit a relative with them, they're constantly jumping on me with their immense amount of power, and then they proceed to drool all over my face/arms/clothes. Yuck. Fuck them.

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>>37640612
Definitely, Westie best doggo. He's a bit of a stubborn little cunt but overall he's tons of fun and really cuddly.

>>37640972
My mother had a chihuahua when I was very young and I only remember it being exceptionally well-behaved.

>>37640224
did that a month ago, doesn't work. just makes me more stressed because i have deal with a puppy

>>37641016
Well, that's your exception to the rule. Some dogs are born 'retarded' are just slightly animate stuffed animals, and then there was a chihuahua like mine, from hell. And then a spectrum. It's all roll of a dice, unfortunately. No way of knowing your doggo will be cool. You can increase your chances by going to a reputable dog breeder, and seeing how the parents behave. Inbred backyard breeders tend to produce the worst behaved dogs for that obvious reason.

>>37640890
Hey. I have 3 shephards. Fuck do they shed a lot. But i love them. They love me. It keeps kms away.

Do not get a chiuahwa or pug. Or bulldog or shit breeds like that. Collies and cross of them are great for begineers. Labs will always love you but are clumsy and need a good leader.

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No Huskyposting in a wan-wan thread yet?

>>37641117
>Labs will always love you but are clumsy and need a good leader.
absolutely this, labs are easy to try but you absolutely have to train them well otherwise you're left with a big, powerful dog that can be very naughty

>>37641174
huskies are terrible dogs for a robot to own

>>37640735
cute original doggo

I always liked dogs and fantasized about getting one but the desire quickly subsides when I realize I'd have to pick up dog poop by hand every day. I don't know how people deal with that it's truly disgusting when you think about it. Dog owners in rural areas with lots of property have it the best.

>>37641117
Are border collies easy to train?

What is everyone's opinion on great danes?

Are they shit dogs are top-tier dogs?

>>37641291
Depends.
Do you want to get fucked?

>>37641291
gentle giants, but you need to be able to look after them

>>37641306
Do you mean fucked up? Are they violent?

>>37641314
I mean fucked, getting mounted by Chad Thunderknot.

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My lab as a puppy

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>>37641330
Do dogs even have big dicks?

>>37641291
>Good dogs
>Get them when they're puppies, some can be stubborn/stupid with training when older
>not size conscious, will lean on or try to sit on you/your lap
>excellent bodyshape for spooning when depressed
>large and leggy, hard to control if excited. Make sure they always know you are the boss
Would recommend if you have good previous dog-raising experience

>>37641354
Oh, boy.
Danes have huge dicks, they knot, and they come for 15 minutes easily, just pumping you full of it, it's crazy.
Or so I've heard.

>>37641388
>Or so I've heard.
"heard"

>>37640224

I really want a doberman as i always had dogs when growing up, but i now live in an appartment, i miss doggos...

>>37641388
so...hypothetically, in a purely fictional and speculative situation...how exactly would one go about getting a great dane to mount him?

asking for a friend.

>>37641686
I suppose you wait until he's in heat or whatever and get touchy-feely and then you bend over.

>>37641700
oh, OK.
thank you for answering my purely speculative question that does not relate to me in any way at all.

>>37641753
My very pleasure anon. Have hypothetical fun and stay hypothetically safe. You might not be able to get him out of you for a while, with the knotting and stuff. Hypothetically.

>>37641774
Will he hypothetically rip my friend's asshole open?
Because my friend does NOT want to have to go to the hospital for that.

>>37642300
Only one way to find out, friendo.
Post results.

>>37642300
that knot will probably fuck up and unstretched hole

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>>37640224
>want a dog to go for walks with and hangout in my room
>mom won't let me get one
I HAVE NO FRIENDS LET ME GET A DOGGO

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Stylized photo of my pup, because the file size of every other picture I have of her is too fucking big to post

I love my little girl so much, she's helped with my depression being belief

I'd really want to get one but not unless I own an apartment. And I'm concerned because even if I'm a robot, I'm often gone from 12-14 hours which is a lot without going for a walk. I don't want it to suffer.

>>37640224
I have a really old doggo that is going through the early stages of kidney failure

I just got over my other dog getting put down a few weeks ago why does this have to happen to me

>>37641351
NICE PUPPER, ANON!
can I see him as a big doggo?

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>>37640569
westie here. I love this guy

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>>37642595
Top cute doggo my dude

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Not one GSD posted. Shame on a nigga

>>37640224
I have two doggo, no need for more.

>>37640592
Not him, but in my case I wouldn't be able to give the proper care and love a dog deserves. I'm not exactly responsible enough.

>>37640735
At first I didn't realize his head was resting on the other dog and thought it was biting it

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Doggo 1 on track for adventure

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Doggo 2 chillin

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corner doggo

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This one is sad, doggo was born with some type of chromosomal abnormalities and the vet said it'll never be like a normal doggo ever and it was born this way.... I may set up a patreon to take donations to research on this abnormality

I used to have one. Then someone poisoned him. Most likely my neighbor. I'm not gonna forget that.

>>37644246
Doggo looks fucked son.

>>37644295
I know it's sad and I don't know what do, he never has barked or anything. The vacuum doesn't even get it to bark she just runs under the couch and stays there for a while

>>37640224
Can't leave them alone too long, don't want to be tied down like that.

>>37640224
This.
I collect a lot of cats and doggos pics because I live in a college dorm and the management doesn't allow pets uwu

>>37640224
I fucking hate dogs tho..

>>37640972
>When I visit a relative with them, they're constantly jumping on me with their immense amount of power
I've lived with labs before, but they're a pain to deal with unless they're A) well trained or B) you're a large male and can cope with them.

I train dogs. They only bring us the bad ones. I don't deserve any good dogs in my life.

>>37640808

>cat

Cats are soulless machines, they will NEVER love you. Proven by science.

I do, she's a full size white goldendoodle

>>37644034
that's a lambskin, m8

>>37644707
i agree. cats are pure garbage. good for nothing but stank.

>>37645039
I stand corrected I see now, I just had to start wearing reading glasses with normal correction somteimes.... this is the real downward slope of my life

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>>37640224
We had a pet cat back when I was home. I moved away recently, but I miss the little guy.
>tfw white fluffy ragdoll is too far away for me to pet him

>>37644246
anyone help my doggo? PLease

>>37645103
can you fix?

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>>37644246
Another picture for clarity, loves to sleep on books and jackets

>have to take it out everyday
>have to take care of doggo's poo
>doggo can get crazy and mess up the house randomly while I'm away
>have to get home everyday because there's doggo to take out
>if it's a doggette, there's the periods
>have to buy doggo's food and other money sinks
>require attention / play time
>I don't even like doggos

>>37645225
>live in country
>leave door open
>dog goes out
>sometimes brings back mice or rabbits
>good doggo
>give food
>eat doggo

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>>37640224
lol the one on the far right in the back has seen some shit.

because cats are better

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>mfw the hooker calls my dog cute
It's like she drops the whole professional facade for a minute and just goes nuts for the little guy