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Why makes money from all those anti-smoking ads on TV? And why don't we have any of them for obesity?
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>>37697063
i'd imagine they're funded by charities
there aren't any for obesity because we're all still pretending that it's not a public health problem.
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>>37697063
The advertising agencies that are paid to make them, ultimately by the high taxes on cigarettes and tobacco products. Good luck imposing a similar tax on junk food.
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Cuz fast food/junk food makes more money than tobacco.
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So how's your writings coming along anon? Be it
>poetry
>short stories
>novels
>manifesto
>stand up comedy
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>>37696933
Pretty good. Thanks for asking. How are yours, and what are they usually about?
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>>37696973
I haven't even really started. I've been tempted to give stand up comedy a crack but only have a few half baked ideas that aren't even really that funny.
What do you write?
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I'm working on writing a sitcom, I don't know if it's any good, would any anons mind reading it and giving me some feedback? all I have so far is a few pages of dialogue
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Are you a negrosexual?
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which color is pedosexual? white I bet, since it's the most pure form of love.
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>>37696912
didn't the original flag already include black/brown people if those black/brown people were gay?
are they implying that being black/brown is basically equivalent to being gay?
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It needs a white/cyan stripe to represent waifusexual people.
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Post your funniest
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>>37696892
Bless you anon for this post.
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>>37696892
has anyone heard of this guy since?
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>>37697873
Not since 2015 http://desuarchive.org/_/search/tripcode/cQ6uVHdlPc/
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I'm a bit anxious to go to sleep tonight, last night I had war dreams and it fucked me up for the entire day.
Is there any way to just knock yourself out without causing some brain damage?
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>>37696813
marijuana, painkillers, melatonin, warm milk, alcohol.also stop being a fag and embrace your dreams
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>>37696829
>stop being a fag and embrace your dreams
When was the last time you saw some really fucked up shit?
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>>37696813
greentext your dream
anyone else completely fucked up their life
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>>37696771
me and i want money i want fucking money im about to get kicked out because i don't pay taxes and my internet provider is about to cut the service.
FUCKING HELL I DON'T WANT TO BE HOMELESS AGAIN
but here i am im not gonna do anything about it.
i never do anything i just wait and see if the things get solved
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>>37696771
I made my soulmate and GF of 5 years hate me because I got addicted to a video game
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>>37696975
My bet's on For Honor
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>it's an anon makes pizza at 4 am night
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>>37696764
tfw tipped some roastie too much
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That's far too much effort, especially at 4am
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>>37696764
>>it's an anon makes pizza at 4 am night
u fat m8?
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I haven't talked to another person for the last three weeks and it's killing me on the inside. It's been years since I've had anything close to a friend.
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>he hasn't paid a girl to pretend to be his gf
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>>37696558
>he hasn't paid a girl to cuddle with him
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>>37696543
>find a cool discord
>go on omegle with r9k tags
>start a kik group
thats not that long.
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I'm trying to lose weight and looking for advice that doesn't involve exercising because I'm a lazy piece of shit. I figured if I just starve myself eventually I'll get skinny. I'm more just curious what you guys eat each day. How do you skellies do it?
Pic Related, it's what I usually have for breakfast each morning because it has protein and some carbs but not too much. Only downside is it has quite a bit of sodium but if I eat well the rest of day it shouldn't matter.
Today I had this breakfast and half of a Panera turkey sandwich with water all day. Am I gonna make it bros?
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>>37696511
Count calories.
Figure out your metabolic rate and shoot for 500 to 750 calories under that. You'll loose about 2lbs a week with no exercise if you stick to it. If you feel hungry drink more water.
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Bulimia. Remember to google correct methods to protect your teeth from stomach acid.
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>>37696511
5'7 97 lbs here
It's not that hard if you live alone and don't have a lot of stress. Plan your meals and count calories. Don't estimate because usually you guess wrong or give yourself too much. Have a set amount of calories you want to eat a day (protip: eat 1200-1400 or less). Only eat your meals when you get hungry. Don't eat because you're stressed or sad or mad or because it's breakfast/lunch/dinner time, just eat when you get hungry. It doesn't matter what you eat but you should try to get your nutrients in. Also, if you don't eat junk food the cravings will go away. In fact it's best to cut out sugar all together. Drinking diet soda will make you crave calories so it's best to stop drinking that if you don't have much self control. You're probably gonna fuck up a few times but you can't let that discourage you. If you go over your calorie limit don't eat more because you're already fucked, because that means you need to lose more calories to get to the weight you want. Don't rationalize eating a ton either.
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Just finished NHK and looking for more melancholic/deppressing shit I can indulge in. Any reccomendations fellow brobots?I only cried 3 times
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>>37696474
>Larger picture because I am mentally handicapped.
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congratulations! you have graduated from anime
just read the source material (novel & manga) to learn about how author's financial/artistic success hardly changed his overall happiness due to immense psychological problems
hmmm maybe there is a lesson to be learned here about escapism ;)
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>>37696474
Hmmmm I'd recommend lain even though it isn't too similar it's just a smart robot anime thing.
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>start using my phone
>accidentally pull up my browser
>porn vid starts playing at max volume
>minimize it
>realize people might have heard it
Anyone else did anything so absoludicrous and how did you recoupv
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Just laugh awkwardly and then make the angriest face you can do and start typing furiously in your phone like if you were replying to someone who did a prank on you. Also you can mumble something like "fucking asshole" while you type to make it look more obvious.
Works every time.
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>>37697465
>autism, the post
Everyone knows you don't have any friends.
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>Pretend it was Snapchat.
>Never come back.
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There are many of us sick with the current state of the board.
Let's do something about it.
>current guidelines
https://pastebin.com/raw/DV1st8PP
>vote for/against
https://www.strawpoll.me/13185030
>jukebox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS_LGXRsg40
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>threads to help each other out >>37694334
>pretentious pseudophilosophy & feels >>37694504
>story sharing >>37694615
>become comedians >>37695318
Join the seance.
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we need a mod. that's it
delete all the cock/bbc threads and stupid shit like "hey anon lets hit the blunt together ;)"
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>>37696466
I don't think any mods want to visit this place. It's pretty bad as is.
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I wish non virgins were banned. That's it
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what's your opinion on Eric?
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>>37696405
Huge fag. Probably wore dresses.
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>>37696405
I like him more than Dylan
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>>37696405
Was he the gay one in the relationship?
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Why do you guys think you're so special? 2017-06-14 03:03:11 Post No.37696311
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Why do you guys think you're so special?
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There's nothing fucking special about any of us. Nobody gives a fuck about us.
Your parents don't love you, they just want you to be successful so they can show all their "friends" on social media how good of a parent they are.
Your teachers never cared about you, they wanted you to stay in school so the school gets tax money and they made you study for the tests so the school could do well and get tax money. They never cared about your education, they cared about beating the other school in your county to get money.
Other guys don't give a fuck about you. It's just a competition about who can comply to the social norms the most in order to make friends and get a gf.
Women don't give a fuck about you. Sure, they might look at you weird but in the end all they want is the man who complies to the social norms the most, the person you call chad.
Your boss doesn't give a damn about you, you're just a slave to him and he's trying to undermine you as much as he can do the company can save a few bucks. That's literally his job
Your co workers couldn't care less about you, they just want to do better than you to get more money and keep your job. All they really want is to spend time with their families
To the government, all you are is a number that two political monsters fight over. They couldn't care less about you, they say they'll try to help you but in the end they only help themselves with the power you gave them.
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People only care about what you can do for them. Truly this is wisdom.
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>>37696311
Oh
Okoriginal comment
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>>37696311
Don't worry Anon, I care about you. It's going to be okay.
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>be Asian
>the only Asian girl from high school got BLEACHED and she ignored my existence
>in college asian girls only fuck alphas/whites
>i need to graduate and if i am lucky then leave this Chad infested hellhole and go back to my country in my mid 20s
This is not fair i want to get laid so badly REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37696279
>tfw I realize whites are to asians what blacks are to whites
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>>37696279
>BLEACHED
Sjdjdndjsks
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Only beta whites end up with gook gfs anon.
Your enemy are the upper crust of r9k not the chads