A Revamped R9K

we need a mod. that's it

delete all the cock/bbc threads and stupid shit like "hey anon lets hit the blunt together ;)"

>>37696466
I don't think any mods want to visit this place. It's pretty bad as is.

I wish non virgins were banned. That's it

>>37696466
this. if all the bait threads were gone i'd be happy. we cant get rid of """"fembots"""" or normies or unoriginal threads, but at least stop the blacked.com, cuck, "hey white boy breed me" and trap threads

>>37696409
I agree with everything but making it a blue board.

>>37696524
Why do you wish that? Do you have suggestions as to the content of the board?
>>37696550
Why can't we? I think we need to raise the bar on content.

>>37696564
Why do you not agree with the blue board?

>>37696564
Elaborate. Why's that?

>>37696576
Because non virgins are normalfags who can't relate to robots and basically bring down the quality.

>>37696409
Make the board safe for work. That cleans out 99% of the shit. Trannies and racebait via different kinds of porn are the worst cancer in the board.


Political shit as well needs to be banned, there's an entire board for that already.

and you know what? ban frogposting, especially the wagie/neet bait shit, and woman hate threads.

/r9k/ really ought to be about story-time (both fictional and non-fictional), self-help, feels, and a general complaint board about being robots.


There's already one /b/. All /b/ shit needs to be banned.

>>37696550
>blacked.com, cuck, "hey white boy breed me" and trap threads
I just hide them when I see them.

>>37696564
this would get rid of the LGBT faggots posting their trap shit daily. I think it's a great idea.

>>37696409
Bump,

but we can't make it a blue board tho, that's a bit too far

>>37696599
>>37696600
I think blue board limits things here a little too much, and the weird porn and occasional gore posting are one of the last things keeping normies from wanting to come here.

>>37696600
Whiny virgins and people who cry about normies should be banned desu

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I wish you people would stop giving attention to these thots who enable this beta orbiting schlock.

>>37696604
>ban frogposting
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. You need a laugh amidst all the suffering from time to time.

>>37696604
Making it a blue board is asking for more normies to come in.

>>37696600
>bring down the quality
Yes, they usually do because they don't do anything outside of socializing and are often boring. I think we ought to just remove talk of sex in general unless it's a part of an entertaining story.
>>37696604
>ban frogposting, especially the wagie/neet bait shit, and woman hate threads.
I would not mind this. It would force new content. Maybe bring it back after two months?
>really ought to be about story-time
Agreed.
>>37696615
You shouldn't have to hide things that are just a nuisance.
>>37696645
What's your opinion on the blue board?
>>37696653
I think with our new rules, normies wouldn't be able to shit up the place with bad content. What do you think?
>>37696660
It is a negative culture. I would hope with our new rules we wouldn't care as much.
>>37696662
I fucking hate orbiters.

Trying to force things is stupid. /r9k/ is organic and in a constant state of flux, as it should be.

>>37696628
/bant/ and /s4s/ are red boards that disallow porn

>>37696660
>real robots should be banned

>>37696678
>a laugh

Where's the humor in seeing the same WAGIE RAGIE COFFEE PRIVATE VILLA LEARNING 7 LANGUAGES IN MY FREE TIME POOPOO PEEPEE thread 8 times a day?

>>37696653
>the weird porn and occasional gore posting

hi /b/tard, it seems like you got lost.

>applied to be janitor to become the hero /r9k/ needs
>no response
i was gonna delete all the race bait and fembot threads

>>37696701
You can't genuinely say that after being here as long as some of us have.
I would compare the state of this place to public property. Without guidelines to take care of it, you just see shit smeared everywhere, piss and mold in the corners, and a general aversion to cleaning.

>>37696715
>muh robots

Sparse moderation is a curse but there are definitely a lot of good things about it too.

>>37696727
Thank you for trying, anon.

>>37696721
>Where's the humor in seeing the same WAGIE RAGIE COFFEE PRIVATE VILLA LEARNING 7 LANGUAGES IN MY FREE TIME POOPOO PEEPEE thread 8 times a day?
Right there. Makes me laugh out loud every time, honestly. I'm a NEET btw

>>37696696
There are literally no normies at all in this board, on this website even.


No normie whatsoever is going to spend precious minutes of their lives on 4chan.


It's all bait threads for retards, and you people keep falling for them.

>wow guys tfw it's been 3 weeks since I had sex with my gf
>23598732 replies and 315981 images

If anyone here does have a gf, she's fat and autistic and has ass hair.

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>>37696409
Remove all:
>trap shit
>/pol/tard shit
>cuck shit
>incest shit
>general bait shit
>unironically racist shit
>"come on white boy" what do? shit
Doing all of this would solve 80% of the problems on this board. The next step would be finding something to replace it with and start an /r9k/ Renaissance. I think all of the ideas under Notable Mentions are perfect ideas to replace the aforementioned cancer we've been seeing lately with. I look forward to cleaning this place up gentlemen.

you should more thoroughly define obscenities. would insulting women to the degree that is usual here qualify since there is usually some degree of non blue board friendly content?

>>37696660
>>37696736
ok you convinced me, normies should be banned. fuck you

>>37696747
You're retarded then.

Humor has a set up, a delivery and a punch line.

Things also get less funny the more you hear or read them. wagie threads are a dead horse. Frogposting is a reddit cancer.

>>37696757
Normies like to do the whole "secret life" thing and love facades
4chan is full of normos who don't tell their friends that they use 4chan and wouldn't admit to it when asked

>>37696785
cri moar faggot

>>37696757
Don't be that guy. You can't deny this place is full of non virgins. Browsing 4chan doesn't disqualify you from being normal, as the cancer in a lot of current threads shows.

>>37696796
Nah.

The problem is that robots take that idendity culture way too seriously and becomes a pissing contest to see who is the most autistic victim possible.

It ends up with people like you thinking that someone who leaves the house to go to work or school and shits in a toilet and showers everyday is a fucking normie get out of my board ree etc.

>>37696772
The insults toward women are covered under the clause of no fembot/female discussion.
As for obscenities, I'm referring to general porn/tranny threads with doujin reaction images. Just things that don't really promote a transaction of conversation/emotion beyond lust.

>>37696409
making it a blue board is the only reasonable demand on there

>>37696802
>You can't deny this place is full of non virgins


1. Stop replying to them and getting triggered by the 99% retard bait

2. so fucking what if there are

>>37696604
Yeah, it needs to be a blue board. The following threads need to go:
> wagie/neet shit
> hug your sister
> anything dealing trannies or feminization
> circumcision or dick pics. Medical issues should be spoiled
> ballbusting thread (ban that faggot)
> racebait thread (including "block your path")
> "I'm tied up, breed me" (can overlap with the above)
> tomokoposting
> BRAAAP posts
> any post that starts with "fembot here"

>>37696604
>Ban frogposting
Over my dead body

>>37696802
>>37696818
I do agree with both here.
The background of the individual should not matter, as for the qualities we disagree upon shouldn't be brought up in topic.
>>37696788
He isn't necessarily retarded - I'm envious he has such bubbly humor. I would hope he would enjoy our humor more, as we seem to get easily indifferent to things.

>>37696759
>start an /r9k/ Renaissance
>ywn have lads converse in a thoughtful manner over new artwork they've crafted

>>37696844
>2. so fucking what if there are
So they can't relate to actual robots and pollute the place.

>>37696825
that doesn't make sense. indulging in woman hate is as lustful an act as posting in tranny threads.
If youre going toward asceticism dont go half way.

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>>37696818
>It ends up with people like you thinking that someone who leaves the house to go to work or school and shits in a toilet and showers everyday is a fucking normie get out of my board ree etc.
that's not hyperbole, I've seen people argue that sort of thing (definitely about showering)

>>37696857
>circumcision or dick pics. Medical issues should be spoiled

oh yeah those are especially bad.

circumcision threads too just double up as shitty guaranteed bait.

>>37696818
Not sure how you extrapolated that desu
I don't even have a problem with normalfags posting. If anything they're probably more likely to be authentic posters because they're more repressed and less swept up in board culture. But they totally do post because even normalfriends have feels and woes.

Some people like fembot threads. Just don't post in them if you don't like them, simple.
Same applies to trap/wincest/etc.
Seriously how hard is it?
>implying people don't secretly enjoy reeeing at these threads

>>37696906
>actual robots

If you know how to use a computer and how to read and write in English you're not a robot you're a failed normie.

>>37696922
>tfw you REEEE! ironically
btw fembot here
don't hit on me silly bois~

>>37696910
I do think woman hate is unhealthy. I just meant it'll be covered in that we don't talk of women in the new guidelines. Although if we do end up removing that rule, excessive hatred toward anything wouldn't be tolerated as a thoughtful topic.

>>37696922
>Some people like fembot threads
This is not an argument. For a thread to exist someone must make it. So you could argue that about everything ever posted.

>>37696857
> wagie/neet shit
what's wrong with retail threads? those are pretty comfy

>>37696955
Just don't click on it brah, it's that simple.

>>37696922
I'm going to have to ask that you kill yourself, fag enabler

Thanks

>>37696972
So fuck rules, fuck anything? You must think /b/ is great, after all you can just not click on bad threads.

>>37696950
Not the guy you were replying to, but woman hate threads are just boring /b/ shit and a waste of space


Like what good or anything comes out of those threads?

>oh man I sure do hate women!
>me too!

what is even the point

>>37696604
This desu mods please
We can create another mascot fuck pepe now

>>37696963
retail threads are comfy, what's meant by wagie/neet shit are frogposters that post another "your days/hours of freedom are almost over/around the corner wagie! I am a NEET that travels the world with supermodels"


Just the same shit all day everyday

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>>37697003
thinking emoji is where it's at

>>37696994
Nah I think /r9k/ is great and fembots are part of nu-/r9k/
I don't like whiny mysoginists or polfags for example but I don't care enough to ban them.
Just don't click it, I believe in you ;)

>>37696737
The negatives seem to outweigh the positives.
>>37696832
Why do you disagree with everything else?
>>37696862
I wish there was a new way to frogpost, at least. It gets old.
>>37696906
There should be something we can at least relate to normals.
>>37696915
Noted.
>>37696918
I would just hope whatever they post is something enjoyable to read. That's all.
>>37696922
>>37696972
If you want to talk to girls, go to another board.
>>37696998
I will edit obscenities to just, "things that don't involve a transaction of productive information."
>>37697003
>>37697068
I think we should scour old comics for a new mascot. The thinking emoji is pretty dull.

>>37697080
>fembots
that's not a thing, because females cannot be robots.

>>37697029
the neet/wagie meme is also noted, that's not fun for either side.

>>37697096
Semantics brah
Whatever you want to call them I like them

>>37697091
>If you want to talk to girls, go to another board.
Why though? They're right here and aren't going anywhere.

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>>37697091
>I think we should scour old comics for a new mascot. The thinking emoji is pretty dull.

but he really makes me think

>>37697181
go on soc or any other board then and talk to them there. we just had another thread ruined because some idiotic slut poster her vagina for attention. ban them

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>>37697202
>implying there are biological females here
>wanting them here at all
You have to go back and stay there this time.

>>37697202
A general rule of the internet is to not talk about sex.
>>37697204
he makes me think too

>>37697291
>girls are scary
lmaoing at ur life tbqh

>>37696409
/r9k/ is supposed to be a secound /b/ you absolute fucking retard
go back to r*ddit and never return

>>37697231
Blame the community for following the derailment. The posters that reply are the one's at fault.

>>37697378
>/r9k/ is supposed to be a secound(sic) /b/
that title goes to /x/, one of the first containment boards.

>>37696922
the only people that like fembot threads are the attention whores who get shit tons of (you)s from desperate autists

>>37697410
They enjoy the anger and indignation.

This is 4chan. 4chan is chaos and anonymity, if you want to be a rulecuck then go back to r*ddit

>>37696660
Idk if this is bait else, go fuck yourself

>>37697488
t. whiny virgin

>>37697091
Fembot threads are relatively harmless and don't spread a cancerous culture like say, trap threads do.

>>37696604
Pretty solid stuff. The only problem is the shittiness of this board makes it the perfect depression outlet. No assholes will ever come her and try to fit in by talking about how they've been "depressed" for two weeks. It's an insulated environment and I'd like that quality to remain.

>>37697481
you're so leejun xD

>>37696757
Regardless of whether theres many or few normies here, a blue board would definitely invite more in

>>37697540
Not an argument faggot boi :^)))))))

ban normies, this >>37697508
lone faggot did more damage to the conversation here than anyone else. and its just 1 normalshit, imagine when they come in packs and gang up on robots

>>37696796
Could be true. Theres been a large increase in 4chan popularity. Like 77th in the us now

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>>37696660
>robots should be banned from their own board

>>37696409
A rule against avatarfagging and attention whoring with tripcodes should be included in the pastebin. Just outright banning tripcodes or limiting their use to a single thread and strongly limiting tripcode selection by way of a tripcode specific robot filter would be great. I agree with everything already in the pastebin.

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>>37697636
>implying /r9k/ is your board
>muh troo robot

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>>37697680
r9k1 was brought back for a reason

Could we also block MBTI threads? The threads are echo chambers for absolutely nothing. Robots bitch and complain about how shitty life is because of the results of a BuzzFeed test. There are plenty of other less cancerous threads to achieve the same result.

>>37697724
Exactly, this board was back for robots, whiny virgins are included in that pool, normalfags have never belonged, and they should leave, and never return. Alternatively, we can adopt some of the rules on wiz, and make it so that being a normalfag nets you a ban.

>>37697562
There are less normos on the blue boards I visit.

The normies you speak of are all bait or they just exist in your head

>>37697768
i like this original idea

>>37696409
>threads to help each other out
These are the fucking worst. Normalfags come onto the board giving meaningless platitudes or incredibly vague/inconsistent/conditional advice that doesn't help anybody, then the robots go into the thread, call the OP a fucking retard, and the thread gains 300 replies and takes 3 years to archive even though it is of no value to anyone. Putting others down has always been a part of our culture, but other robots were never put down until the normalfags came. Misogyny is an essential part of our culture as well. Pedo/incest can fucking leave for all I care.

>>37697824
I don't think help threads are any fun anyway.
>>37697768
Fuck that noise, I agree. It's just senselessness.
>>37697378
>>37697573
>>37697481
4chan is chaos and anonymity with a direction. If you look at any other board, there's a central topic and you have to follow that topic. Robot is just a second /b/ and it's pointless.
>>37697526
They are cancerous because it enables this exchange of vapid validation. Talking to girls is something you do in real life, not online. Their genitals should have no matter in a conversation.

>>37697526
I was under the impression that fembot threads are for other fembots to talk to each other.

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>>37696409
I think legitimate threads that discuss identity problems with one's own sexuality should be allowed, because it'd technically be under the genre of "threads to help each other out". It'd essentially entail that non-shitposty lgbt/incest/pedo threads are allowed so long as they stay within the realm of discussion.

Otherwise the guidelines are agreeable.

I feel a bit hopeless about this. I don't think this would make any difference anyway. Or it would happen.
The results of the current guideline is 50/50.

>>37697591
Its true, and they do come in oacks regularly.
If we had rules similar to wizchan this place would be a thousand times more tolerable

>>37697824
You can't generalize like that, they're not all here for their ego. I like resident normie's threads for example, he can write paragraphs of useful tips for autistic robots. It will always be better than whiny bitches who can continue to the same mistakes during years without learning anything. We can't all become turbo normies but at least we still can improve to the best of our abilities.

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>>37697982
>"""fembots""""

haha, my sides

Why is it so hard to have a board with good content?

>>37698281
idiots that take bait
idiots that create bait

>>37698350
I don't want to leave this place anon what do I do

>>37698419
create threads about things you want to talk about. try and ignore the shite.

>lets block everything we don't like
No way this could go wrong.

>>37698681
yeah, you're probably right
I'm just sick of people that don't bother to have slightly new and interesting topics

>>37696409
Pretty much everything but the blue board rule is fine, in particular I can't see any reason why anybody would object to getting rid of gay/fembot/pedo/discord threads unless they are the cancers themselves.

>>37696524
Same. That's the only rule I want. MAYBE an exception to rape victims but even that is pushing it.