>start using my phone >accidentally pull up my browser

Just laugh awkwardly and then make the angriest face you can do and start typing furiously in your phone like if you were replying to someone who did a prank on you. Also you can mumble something like "fucking asshole" while you type to make it look more obvious.

Works every time.

>>37697465
>autism, the post

Everyone knows you don't have any friends.

>Pretend it was Snapchat.

>Never come back.

>>37696442
This happened when I visited my grandmother, the rest of my time there was awkward

>>37696442
>Be me 3 years ago
>16 years old, massive weeaboo faggot
>First presentation we've done in english
>No one gave a shit to listen, on their phones
>Chads and Stacies everywhere
>Take out phone to play some Clash of Clans
>Leave it on desk for a few seconds to close up my bag
>Random Chad sitting next to me takes phones
>Turns volume to highest
>Clicks the 'play' button, plays the last thing you listened to.
>mfw was listening to 'anime opening mix' the night before and didn't close it
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>Faggot anime music plays out loud for a good 5 seconds while I scramble to turn it off
>Teacher, Chads and Staceys all look at me
>'Wtf was that Anon?'
>Sent out of class while I sperg outside
>Everyone thinks I have autism and that Chad never speaks to me again

This one was pretty fucking bad, don't think anything tops it.

>>37696442
this is why i have my phone on permamute

>>37698022
I said someone. I never mentioned the word friend. Someone doesn't have to be a friend to prank you.

Read the post before replying retard.

>>37696442
One time in class I pulled out my phone to check a message and forgot i was watching south park before class and it started auto playing really loudly. Cartman was saying KEEEEEEENY it was kinda funny and people turned around and chuckled.

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I've made threads about this in the recent past but they died quickly. Anyway
>in the dorm bathroom
>thought that I was the only one in there
>begin to talk to myself about my plan to convince my shrink to write me prescriptions for some meds i want/need
>start chanting "i need those meds, i need those meds, i need those meds" over and over because i feel excited that my plan will succeed
>start yelling at myself in the mirror and insulting myself
>hear a nasal exhale
>turn around and realize that someone was in one of the stalls the entire time
I shit you not, not even a week later this happened
>in bathroom again
>i always have songs constantly playing really loudly in my head
>often terrible normie/nigger music that i hate
>can tolerate them most of the time but i get fed up every once in a while
>this is one of those times
>start saying "shut up shut up shut up" and smacking my face and head with my palms
>roastie walks in (it's a coed bathroom)
>she becomes startled and jumps slightly before turning right back around and leaving quickly
everyone already thinks of me as a weird creep, but these sealed the deal. Also
>inb4 college normie get out
I have no choice but to be here; if I weren't in school I would be homeless, as my parents wouldn't allow me to stay with them

>>37697465
Anon, I can honestly say that I kek'd fucking hard at this one. Picturing a robot doing this really got me for some reason

>>37698169
What anime was it tho? The spectrum goes from FLCL's ending to some obnoxiously loud girly shit opening, tell us what you had to deal with