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Any of my fellow robots on finasteride or dutasteride?
I figured the chances of me ever getting laid are .000000000000001% so I might as well keep my full head of hair instead of my cock.
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>>39469872
You might want to explain exactly what that is, jackass.
>ANYONE ELSE HERE ON DOOFACAPABAP?
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>>39469872
Wait, Finasteride shrinks your dick? Good thing I never bothered taking it, I can't afford to lose any length as is.
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>>39469872
I tried it for about a month before I dropped it. It made me feel a little emasculated paying so much money on something that only might kinda sorta work to fix a masculine trait. Don't get me wrong, if a real cure came out I would take it. Things like this, minoxidil, hair plugs, and wigs, I think they just make you and feel desperate. I'll admit that it's easy for someone like me to come to terms with going bald though, because I'm tall, have a solid head shape, and can grow any kind of facial hair I want.
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>So, you're 26 years old and you have never had a job? Why is that? Why should we hire you?
What do I say to this?
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words, most likely
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>>39469840
I never had a job because I never wanted one. I'm only here to pretend I'm looking for a job to keep my benefits, please don't hire me.
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Tell them to fuck off.
Their questions are bullshit.
You're willing to work for them and do your job well. That's all there is to it.
You don't have to kiss their asses or explain anything about yourself.
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>match on a tinder girl 6 years younger than me
>asks when we can meet
>say whenever i get my car repaired, maybe next week
>says ok but when can we meet sooner
>spill my spaghetti and say depends on what she wants to do
>says we can can have lunch
>and then fuck
>at this point i am physically ill and feel like i'm about to cry and throw up at the same time
>do the most autistic thing possible and say the food sounds good but i'm a 27 year old virgin and i wouldn't even know where to stick it in, thinking it would be cute or funny
>hasn't replied in 2 hours
Please end it lads.
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>>39469831
She wants to fuck on the first date she's mad classy
She can get her own fucking lunch
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>>39469856
I have scheduled my first hookup tomorrow lads. She knows I'm a 27 KHV and is OK with it even though she's 22. What should I do in order to prepare? Shave my wang, armpits and chest hair? Use cologne? JESUS CHRIST I AM SO NERVOUS
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>>39470447
Yes you should definitely do some grooming down by your balls and your dick you don't need to shave it all off but definitely cut it short
Do you hate quiet people?
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>>39469687
Anon, we ARE the quiet people!
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why would l hate quiet people
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I am a quiet person, myself. My answer is yes by the way.
Depression, anxiety, addiction, nofap?
addiction, porn and our brain 2017-09-02 03:20:42 Post No.39469674
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addiction, porn and our brain
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As we all know, dopamine and the release of it, is the core to the problems of addictions.
It used to just play a very big role in the survival of our species. However, since the introduction of unlimited, overly accessible, tube-like internet porn, we have been subject of brainchanges that don't benefit us trying to make the most of ourselves, our lives, develop skills and otherwise hold us back in what we want to or could achieve.
Watch this video:
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhqx7yctQvk[/youtube]
No matter what you think of Stefan Molyneux, try and watch this video thoughtfully.
Imagine how many /r9k/ robots, /b/ sexual perverts and depressed people would be helped by recovering their dopamine levels and their brains in general.
Please discuss.
I'll be back in about half an hour, I'm going for a run.
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>>39469674
Yeah I'm trying to quit porn. And coffee too. Coffee will be easy. Porn not so easy
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>>39469674
>No matter what you think of Stefan Molyneux, try and watch this video thoughtfully.
baitest faggot sentence ever written
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Is being friendzoned as a man the equivalent to being pumped and dumped as a woman?
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>>39469637
No because they usually don't sleep with someone they've friendzoned
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>>39469648
And men don't have relationships with girls they've fucked and chucked.
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>>39469711
Okay you could draw some parallels but a friendzoned chump is going to end up buying her meals, and wasting time with her thinking they're going to fuck. Chad pumps and dumps a woman and she will likely never hear from him again or only for sex
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Don't pee after you masturbate. Semen will be stuck in your urethra and the pee will splash everywhere. If you pee in a lunging position, it should be fine, although take care that no one accidentally walks in you like this.
Get a nice, sturdy bench at waist height that can support your bodyweight with you rocking back and forth on one leg. Elevated beds and sofa chairs work. Use this bench to do step-ups and incline one-armed push-ups. You can further adjust the difficulty by using your other limbs to assist. Also get an ab wheel and do controlled negatives standing. You can roll on the bench if you need further assistance.
Cum inside paper towels. The strong fiber they're made of means you won't end up with a case of tissue dick. You can also use new socks (old socks will probably have some sort of fungus) and used underwear. Single-ply toilet paper is good for patting the tip dry and picking your nose.
Rub your mustache and upper lip everyday with a cheap travel electric razor. For some reason, electric razors are able to give close, painless, hassle-free shaves on these areas only.
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one bump so hopefully a lot of people can see this
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Here's a tip for glasses having NEETs
Take off your glasses and take a look at your nose pads. Take your fingernail and run it perpendicular across the surface of the pads with a good amount of force. These things absorb a lot of face grease and can get pretty nasty if you don't clean them.
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This.
This is a troll thread right?
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How many people browse this shithole?
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>>39469626
Two. It's just me and you this entire time.
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Around 150 people or so I'd say
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>>39469670
See, now it's me posting again.
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I almost got a girlfriend last year. ALMOST got one.
For those that are interested you can read it or do whatever.
>be me
>highschooler neet with little to no social skills
>meet this girl in English class
>7/10 metal head chick with an arse as thicc as my stomach and tits as flat a sidewalk
>She was very friendly and talkative for a girl her type.
>She sat beside my desk and looked at me
>I ignored her because I was playing pokemon white 2 on my 3ds
>She said "hey you look kinda chill what's your name?"
>Hesitantly I told her my name. This was the first time a attractive girl actually went out of their way to socialize with me.
>"A-Anon" I said
>"Anon's a pretty cool name." she replied
>she then noticed I was playing pokemon
>"Aw shit you play pokemon!? Wanna trade?"
>holy_shit.webm
>"Y-Yea sure"
>I couldn't believe what was happening.
>As soon as she takes out her 3ds my english teacher slams her hand on my desk
>"Anon what the FUCK are you doing?! Get back to work!"
>English teacher separates me from the 7/10 and makes me sit in front of the class
>For the rest of the day I never got to meet with her again.
>To add insult to injury she was only spending a day in my highschool just to visit so her parents to decide if she can go there or not.
>This year I am in collage and never had an experience like that since.
>Fucking teacher bitch cockblocked me!
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you can't be a highschooler neet....you're a highschoolermetalhead*
that's sad mate....you didn't even hae the chance to know her name..
maybe you'll meet a qt3.14 in college
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You're an idiot for not talking to her after class. Whatever year that was you could have gotten her email, phone number or social handle. She clearly showed interest in you so asking her for any of those things would not have been weird. You did this to yourself.
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>>39470062
Well I'm a dumbass and didn't see that this happened last year. You should have had a phone by now and could have easily gotten her number.
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>Engineering graduates are ugly, scranwy fucks
>Business graduates are tall, handsome, buff
There is a fucking pattern here.
Why is it that physique decides your career, what is this bullshit?
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>>39469585
>People from rich families get into better degrees while poor people get into engineering.
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>>39469624
>better degrees
What? Isn't STEM the be-all and end-all of worldwide education?
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>tfw am studying engineering
At least we're being useful. Unlike some fellas that go to the university for the sake of having a degree.
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This guy is such a piece of shit.
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>>39469581
Why
I enjoy his reviews
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>>39469621
racemixer
Centrist
Overall cuck
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>>39469621
He gave a new album I like a 6/10. Also his political views and the fact there are youtube reviewers who go into way more detail and have better taste in music. But he's the most popular because he churns out reviews like a factory.
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tfw my ex-gf set-up her instagram private 2017-09-02 03:12:28 Post No.39469555
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tfw my ex-gf set-up her instagram private
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Now I can't watch more pictures of her or see what she is doing...
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>>39469555
get over it you creep.
Who does that...
She was right to make it private you weirdo.
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Are you lost? If you have an ex-girlfriend, why are you on this board?
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>>39469555
Good. Move on and find another girl.
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How do i get a gf like Hitomi Tanaka? I read everywhere and she dosnt seem to do escorting. So i guess ill have to find a girl looking like her
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Be white with a modest amount of expendable income and move to Japan. They go crazy for foreigners and you get your pick.
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>>39469366
most of them don't have enormous breasts though let's be real.
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>>39469388
Yeah i want her to have big breasts like Hitomi sorry. I know ill never get a gf like Hitomi but i can dream atleast. Maybe there are some other big titted asian escorts i can go to
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Is it a dealbreaker when you bed a girl and see those nasty roastie flaps?
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>>39469338
Yup.
Would much rather have a cute trap butthole to sniff.
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>>39469338
>implying l would be able to bed a girl
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>>39469338
>roastie flaps
yeah she has experience with sex and can guide me in what I should be doing.
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Barbara Palvin appreciation thread 2017-09-02 02:54:17 Post No.39469312
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Barbara Palvin appreciation thread
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Do you follow Barbaras instagram, family? I save the picturs but I don't comment on them, but if I did I'd always write nice things to her.
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Holy cuck, those feet are arched as fuck.
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>>39469363
holy "cuck"? what?
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>>39469312
I did, until I saw her with black guys and when she got a bf