>So, you're 26 years old and you have never had a job?

words, most likely

>>39469840
I never had a job because I never wanted one. I'm only here to pretend I'm looking for a job to keep my benefits, please don't hire me.

Tell them to fuck off.
Their questions are bullshit.
You're willing to work for them and do your job well. That's all there is to it.
You don't have to kiss their asses or explain anything about yourself.

You obviously have me confused with someone else. Do I LOOK like someone in my 20s?

Tell them you've been to prison and when they ask you what for you tell them you went to a job interview years ago and then when they refused to hire you you pulled out your gun and shot the interviewer

illness in the family
because im easily overqualified to do whatever menial gruntwork youre hiring for by virtue of speaking english

>just do community service or go to school, brah

But I need money. If I'm going to do any kind of work I want to get paid for it. If you can drive you can least try doing odd jobs on Craiglist or trying doing Uber so that way you can say you were self-employeed for the past 10 years.

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>>39469960
This is the best post ive seen on here in like 6 months
God bless you, may you find fortune in your future. May the international jew overlook you, so you may post happily for years to come.

>>39469840
ok but can I fuck in you your pusy?
maybe clean up your asshole first then I can enter that too.