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>>37898396
What the fuck? Is she pregnant or is that her ass?

at first I thought that was a preggo girl and wondered why she has no ass
than I realized what I was looking at
lol

>>37898396
I did she sucked.
Sucked all the dicks ohhhhhh fucking whore.

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Why does he wear the mask again? It's been a while since I've finished T&T.

His mug is plain white though

>>37898444
something to do with his eyes I think

i didn't read the text but can you post your background it looks nice

>>37898378
>atleast I tried
Doesn't matter you're still a virgin normalfag

Pretty much same thing happened to me. Shit sucks. On to the next one homie

I got it bad. Real bad.

I know it's irrational and highly unlikely for monsters to exist in the dark, but the very slight slimmer of a chance that they do is enough for me to autistically keep all the lights on in the house if I'm alone at night. I can't even sleep with the lights off.

How do I solve this? Do I just basically man up to darkness and try sleeping in dark?

Definitely and I feel like a faggot for having it. Doesn't help when you have reoccurring nightmares and sleep paralysis.

>>37898464
>very slight slimmer of a chance
but the chance of that is literally 0

you have a better chance of winning the lottery than having a supernatural experience

>>37898319
OP what does that even mean?

>>37898333
an autistic head

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>>37898333
You already know

Get out normalslime

>>37898310
I know like 15 joe's and like a hundred Ryan's.
This could be ANYONE

No. Im not into fucking guys

>>37898344
Could be a girl joe
Or a tranny Joe.
ITS like trader Joe but for traps/trannys

how exactly did the tumblrinas convince him to become a woman so fast?
does he literally have the mind of a child?

>>37898342
Tumblr doesn't even know who he is, CWC just got some "advice" from some old woman he talked to and told him to "find his feminine side" and that's why he's a tranny

>>37898305
>looked good

If you walk around recycling centers or on garbage day, you can see good-looking refrigerators and phones and computers and televisions and all sorts of other things that look good - but they just don't work.

He also has a micropeen that bends at a 90 degree angle.

they look so annoying.

>>37898302
Guy are outnumbered. I must stay to fight in the upcoming war.

>"keep dreaming faggots"
>360 and walk away

God I wish I could figure shit out like Doug and his circle. But I'm just slaving away at some shit job

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>>37898371
Anything in particular you have in mind?

>>37898398
Like touring around the country with your friends and performing then returning back to your comfy home in a small town.

I used to want to be a comedian but I realized I'm just bitter and depressed without any of the funny.

leave? why? did someone tell you to not be here? are you a fucmin puppet? bet you would suck the semen out of the girls and her last boyfriends

>>37898245
This board can't make you do anything. It's just pointing out facts about women people usually tend to ignore. If you start to hate women that's only because you see them for what they truly are.

we hate women cause we're all gay

No you should go on r9k instead

That's such a bad situation because I'd feel lame to back out but terrified to go

>>37898233
If you are:
>Girl
Yes
>Guy
No