>Floridafag
>On my comp, tired from mowing my grandma's lawn and these fucking mosquito bites
>Don't even bother to turn on the lights
>Chilling on /r9k/ for some hours
>HUGE fucking double-thumb sized bug crawls up my desk nearly onto my keyboard
>Immediately jump out of my chair and grab my flip flop
>Smash the mutant cockroach satan beetle with my flip flop
>Crumble it up and toss it out my screendoor
J-just another day...