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You can use the Inspector to remove (You)s

>>39476507
Or you could just not be a boring faggot

>>39476507
>dumb frogposter is too dumb to use inspect element

>other than programming
cuz ive tried that and im just awful

It completely depends on your income requirements. If you're willing to go bottom of the barrel, then you can become a VA.

Or, you can start an online business, but that's not really a job.

You could also do some dicey scammy shit like blog revenue or stuff like that.

>>39476513
>you can become a VA
just like in my hentai

>>39476398
You forgot dumb. These chicks ate always dumb.

"Like, we're all made out of stars and so we're like all related."

>>39477174
>"Like, we're all made out of stars and so we're like all related."
Hell, I never thought about it until you put it this way, but it's inarguable

>>39476398
Holy shit lmao this is so accurate

none? :(
ori-ori

Bybi ciulpk, mongolas supistas...

We've got enough cypsies
Check sweden out

Solution:
KYS

>>39476373
Funny thing OP a situation like this just concluded today, the girl knew I was interested in her and still treated me as a friend, yet she wanted us to date today, we did, she ended up kissing me once and cuddling, just an hour ago she told me that it was because she felt bad about me, and that she wanted to try to see if she feels something and she didnt feel anything. Maybe your case is different, but that just happened to me

Two people, no matter how much you would love to believe, are not meant to be together for a life time. I'm not trying to stray you from a temporary relationship, but instead prepare you for a lifetime of disappointment. The end.

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>>39476342
Come on I'm readt

>>39476549
yes you are reddit

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your edgyness does not scare me redditor. If it's fight you want, a fight is what you'll get.

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>>39476258
Damn, Gal looks like THAT?

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>>39476258

Do you also want her accumulated slimy mucus to fly in your throat with her spit after she gave all her cawing to unearth the schleim?

>>39476376

Take your tranny elsewhere faggot

>>39476217
Dumbass narcissist. You're a young man. I assume she was a young woman. People are supposed to connect. If she said something to you she probably didn't find you completely disgusting. Too bad your personality is the way it is

>>39476275
no. she was most likely mandated to do it by mr. goldstein so that she can get her extra $0.05 per hour.

you're seeing false genuineness in an entirely artificial affair.

You think that's bad, just wait until you become a regular customer and you keep seeing the same cashiers over and over.

>>39476275
Cashiers are supposed to interact with customers, it means literally N O T H I N G.

>the guy who can't even fantasize about girls anymore because it just makes him feel sad

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>>39476145
>The guy who has been so broken by his experiences with women and his knowledge of their true nature that he has no romantic feelings and has lost his desire to find love

this is my jam.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCqQj5Vu3CEa54uETiDQbCBIM9aPQqCTy

>>39476096
peasants never did that, in fact if the nobleman tried to fuck their kids it's very likely his head would hang somewhere after a mass revolt since religion and traditions were pretty strong back then, or just get a casual dagger in the ribs while going home drunk from the local inn in the dark

>>39476096
That girl is cute.
I'd really like to kiss her forehead and hug her.

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>tfw will never die from black death

>>39475963
i can't understand how can you go from Chad to fucking loser. looking for advice here is not worth it

>>39475963
ya I was popular and got some girls. The secret is doing what's fun all the time, but people get sick of being overshadowed

>>39475963
I was pretty popular but only because I was a Europoor living in a small US town. Most people were quite friendly to me since they've never been outside the US.

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>>39475955
I thik I got some bottles in my fridge, let's do this!

>>39475955
Should I make a 20 minute trip to the store? I'm already very high. Maybe I'll just sit this one out.

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>>39476013

is that you gurk

spoilers
you can't

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>>39475943
Foolproof method

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>>39475943
my way

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>>39475934
just lol if you still believe that women give a single fuck about personality. face and height are everything and anyone who denies this is coping.

>>39475934
have you tried taking classes?
It's pretty difficult to get the hang of ballroom without an instructor and a partner.

Just dance. While dancing, be confident. The rest will handle itself.

Mostly cold ready to eat things from the supermarket. I hate to cook, even microwave meals are too much bother

>>39475798
those things make my poop a weird consistency if I eat more than 4 in one day

>>39475798
Whatever clicks when I look at it when at the supermarket, as long as the total energy of what I'm buying is under 600kcal