Instructions are simple. Stop chad from reaching your 10/10 qtpi by
Any
Means
Necessary
spoilers
you can't
>>39475943
Foolproof method
>>39475943
my way
fucking site let me post come on!!
Ha ha fuck you chad
>this thread
>mf
as simple as cake ;^)
Steal his hat, if his bald head is revealed then she won't be able to see him after being blinded by his reflective head
>>39475943
i'm liking this thread. this is a good one. good job.
>>39477292
pls be creative bf
>>39477418
I sperg the fuck up around women, wouldn't be able to share any creative ideas if I tried
>>39477470
ok, that's fine too.
Something wrong, Chad?
This thread is probably the best shit ive seen today
Heh, kid didn't even stand a chance.
heh... were you expecting something else, chad?
This is what r9k was meant for
Even jokes I would normally find offputting are funny when the format is good
You guys gotta keep being creative and trying to make people smile
Everyone wins this way :)
>>39478190
Fuck off, asshole, I don't win shit by making other people laugh.
1st steppe
>>39478383
2nd steppe
>>39478398
3rd steppe
>>39478414
4th steppe
>>39478414
I recognise this move...
Cant fool me, weeb
>>39478424
GG ez win chad
Kill me Chad.
Do it.
>>39478475
chad will break your arm and leg and then will fuck your qt and mom
This is the only way to win
To enjoy.... maybe she will let you fuck her after she has 5 kids
>>39478190
FUCK YOUR BATE
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>>39478841
Oh my god, I even forgot to erase the guy on the right. I should kill myself
>>39478841
>>39478873
Having Chad's twin brother cuck him - effective tactic!
>>39478895
good, we solved the chad problem, now we just have so solve the chad's brother problem
>>39478042
This looks too personnel. Delet this.
>>39476117
>chad is necrophiliac
you lose
>>39476612
>chad can turn intangible at will
you lose
>>39477064
>chad returns after 3 days, more powerful than ever
you lose
>>39477198
>squirting ketchup on chad doesn't work
you lose
>>39477292
>she is blinded by his regular head instead of cockhead, accelerating the mating process
you lose
>>39477767
>smearing your face in shit, good move but chad perseveres
you lose
>>39478042
>implying he didn't teleport behind you before you did, also wtf are you thinking using a broadsword, chad kills you with his katana
you lose nothing personnel kid
>>39478383
>>39478398
>>39478414
>>39478424
>>39478475
>alpha counter
you lose
>>39478516
>you get fucked instead of qtpi
you lose?
>>39478841
>clone chad, interesting you earn a favor from clone chad but original chad now hates you
you lose
>>39479020
Holy shit good one
>>39479028
>broadsword
>implying my immense speed just doesn't make my katana look broader than it actually isor something along those lines
Heh, I could dispose of you unsuspecting fool with both my hands tied behind my back. Be happy that a true master of the blade knows when he has to restrain himself. Next time you'll not be as lucky.
>>39478383
>>39478398
>>39478414
>>39478424
>>39478475
>chad uses his sand ninjutsu to break your arm and leg permanently
the only reason i come to this board is due to having a lot of fun content, a lot of peeps who would be great company to be around if they'd get over their anxiety and a suprising amount of street knowledge for a bunch of selfproclaimed losers and because i just like help people feel a little bit better about themselves
>>39475943
Isn't it obvious?You become the qt and let chad fuck your boipucci
>>39475943
Eat shit Chad
>>39479220
What street knowledge do you mean?
>>39475943
dio got my back
>>39479220
People here are mostly intelligent. We are good at collecting informatinon.
>>39476499
Came in expecting this. Didn't expect it this early.
>>39479450
they know how humans function and they know how fucked the world can be and can explain it to you in every detail.
>>39478475
lmao that's a great post gj anon
You know it to be true, robots. It's the only way.
OP here
>>39476499
Of fucking course the cuck got dubs
no jurisdiction afterwords
>wanting a gf
>robot
>>39479220
you mean the ones who aren't obsessed with sex and degeneracy?
>>39480683
Chad would be the perfect genes space marine and you would be a hopeless ork and you know it. All orks are virgins anyway because they don't reproduce sexually.
Jokes on Chad, cause my """"GF""""" is actaully a trap
I become a decoy to buy her time to escape.
Does Chad feel in charge?
>>39481176
my god you can't even use the wand tool?
>>39479413
Lol not even a fully upgraded sentry.
>>39481275
a level one would fuck anyone really.
i mean.. it's got two friggin' sweet miniguns on it. Unless chads hp in over 1000
Good luck Chad, you are dead
The only acceptable way
>>39481629
The only thing that would've made your post better would have been to paint chad's skin a border brown