>You're at a job interview and she makes this face at you
What did you do/say?
>>37973871
I make that face all the time.
Granted, it is usually to scratch/clean my lower lip.
>>37973888
will you be my cute unintentional tease gf?
"I like ham"
Should I go to a cheap lower end college or an expensive higher tier one?
The cheap college is pretty much a free ride since I'm poor and the financial aid is more than generous but it's not a particularly good school. The better one will mean getting loans and be in debt hell and I'd just be going for the name alone, it's ivy league though.
I plan on going to post-graduate school too. Should I go for free ride or go for the prestige? Does it really matter where you go?
Go for the free ride. Once everything is said and done where you graduated from doesn't matter. No debt is a great place to be in.
>>37973864
take interns, paid or unpaid while studying to have experience.
>>37973864
If it's a legit Ive league, and you're the type of go getter that can probably get into a high competition field, then it be plenty worth it to get the prestige+debt.
If you think that just the prestige would get you a high paying job, you're probably not the person that would actually have to fortuitude to actually go out there into the world to earn a high paying job.
Also, what would you Major in? This would seriously help determine where you should go.
>tfw this will never be you
It's not fair
>>37973863
The majority are average/below average chicks who turned into 10s because of their position of power and finally get to fuck the Chad they didn't get to fuck in high school
It's really pathetic the lengths women will go to fuck Chad
>>37973886
>prime Lindsay Lohan walks up to you and wants to ffufck
>woman laugh at you for the lengths you'll go to fuck her
that's what you sound like right now
>>37974408
So your average undeveloped chad in high school and middle school is equal to prime Lindsay Lohan?
Also, I'm not getting a job to prey upon these Lindsay Lohans. Dumbass
I love watching potsmokers throw their tantrums over marijuana legalization. Nothing is better. They are so easy to trigger. I always make sure to casually refer to them as addicts in every instance. But even that doesn't compare to the frothing they rile themselves up into over watching marijuana become legal. All their little freedoms are going away and the best part is, this is what they wanted. Your dealer coming to your house at 2 a.m.? Kiss that good buy goodbye, you can buy your fix between the hours of 0900 and 2300 like with alcohol. Paying taxes, age limits, no smoking and driving.
Oh and your illegal dispensaries? Those aren't going to stay open. Scream all you want about how it's just some flower. There was an old pothead I knew, and he always said:
>They don't know how good they had it when it was illegal.
>being mad you don't have a proper connection
>>37973882
There's two pot stores on my block. I don't do drugs.
Another amusing thing about the addicts is they only hope to transform others into zombies like they are. Easier to try trap them in the spell of addiction than to use your brain to think logically and refute them. But your silly tricks won't work on me, I'm not bound by any puppetstrings.
These are my exact thoughts every single time I see someone complaining about that shit
Hello there wagie, I'm surprised to see you here!.
Did you come to McD to eat your breakfast too?
Boy, I sure was craving a couple of mcmuffins a few hours ago, I decided to not cook today and come here to have this guilty pleasure.
What are you telling me?, that you work here?, oh my wagie, I thought you were working as the CEO of an "important" company as you always said.
well, I don't have a problem with this wagie, I promise to not tell anyone asbout your little secret.
>McDonald's KOSHER
lol nigga what
>>37973858
Since I decided I did not care about life and I know I will be a permavirgin since I couldn't get laid at 20 it has left me unhinged to not work out anymore and gorge on fat chemical food like McD's
>>37973858
>Tfw work at McDonalds
Not that bad of a job if your manager(s) are chill.
Has anyone played this? I stayed up til 4 playing it. It really hit something deep in me. What do you guys think about it?
It's pretty good
Like, almost shed-a-tear worthy
Almost
Anyway a sequel os coming in July me thinks, called Finding Paradise
>>37973815
I...watched pewdiepie lets play off it
It was one of the worst games I ever played. There is no gameplay aside from a few flipping or sliding puzzles (I can't remember) and the story is forced cringey melodrama. The writing is bad and the music is cheesy. Incredibly pathetic game.
Well I made a different Asian thread. Harharhar take that.
Stats
>5'7
>6 inches
>not fat or skinny
Only real Asians will post in here.
>>37973808
Who are you talking to? You're fucking delusional.
How do you go on living, knowing that the world is full of Chads that get to do everything you ever wanted.
That there are young teens out there running around your town, banging your female relatives and Women you have wanted, oh so much.
That 21 year old chads take home your dream girl and leave her covered in cum and then asks her to go home before his GF gets back.
That Teenage chads are getting blowjobs from their teachers and making their own Mom's and sisters swoon and cream their panties.
That Chads receive solicitations for sex every day from different girls without even trying.
how can you go on knowing that there is this entire different life out there that you will never ever get to experience as you die alone?
Lol that's rhe guy I used to catfish on Tinder. Many keks were had. Named him Chad and everything.
Everything can be bought with money, so I focus on getting rich.
>>37973829
lol
no, a girl looking up to you and getting wet between the legs because her primordial urges are tingling... that's not the same as a girl associating with you because you have money. Money can't even buy you being 16 and people wanting you to join you for a camping trip as a fun guy around. Money can buy you not having to work and not having to eat bad food. And prostitutes of course.
>Watching asmr and focusing on the girl's eyes
>Playing shitty multiplayer games like gmod and minecraft and hanging out with mutes and 8 year olds
>Playing comfy life fulfillment games like Sims, Harvest Moon, and Stardew valley
>Making your perfect waifu or imagining yourself as some fantasy hero on /tg/'s cyoa threads
Sitting down smoking a cigarette and listening to music. It's the only time I can actually calm down for a few minutes before I go back to anxiety and wanting to die.
>>37973757
>listening to vaporwave albums on rainy nights
>creating characters on random CRPGs
>listening to comfy music and drawing comfy landscapes
>browsing CYOA threads and imagining a non-shitty life for myself
So I'm comfy whenever I'm indulging in escapist media
>playing some games on some portable console in the dead moments at my bar while drinking a coffee and smoking a cigarette.
Its the moment of the day when more relaxed I feel. I spend most of my time working in my bar so it's like my home
>ITT ROBOT ALBUMS
In my opinion the album Pinkerton by Weezer perfectly encapsulates my feelings especially "Across the sea" and "Pink triangle"
You know there's this modern notion that Weezer was this like pioneering emo band that made emo albums.
Weezer has elements of emo, but they were primaraly a pop/fuzz rock band. They made hit singles that got played on the radio and MTV.
I don't know if that's how you feel about the album, OP. I'm just saying this in general, because time seems to have warped the perspective of what Weezer actually was back in the day.
>>37973799
>robot means emo
I feel just because an album is popular doesn't mean it's not robot music.
Also Pinkerton had barely any hits but was a good album so it's kind of under appreciated. Especially compared to that fuckin Beverly Hills albums I can't remember the name of rn
>>37973845
this fucking this, that other poster is a fucking tard
Any robots here play guitar?
How do I get over the fact that I constantly suck and how every mistake I make makes me mad?
How long have you been playing guitar for? You'll be making mistakes for quite a long time
>>37973669
I've been playing 10 years and I'm not where I want to be ideally either. It's a really slow process.
>>37973727
2 months.
My fat fucking fingers keep muting strings even though I'm playing on my finger tips.
Also I still find myself slow as hell changing fingers.
How do I stop feeling bad about being circumcised?
>>37973642
Stop looking at other people's cocks so much, to start.
>>37973642
I'd suck your fat circumcised dick anon.
>>37973642
You grab >>37973751 's face and make him choke on your cock
ITT, most redpilled movies.
>American Psycho
Patrick Bateman has a robot soul wrapped in a Chad's body and personality. He may not be depressed or a virgin, but his apathy towards other people and the world are understandable. As we see this world throughout his eyes, we realize that it is nothing more than an a sanitized bee hive. The people he encounters have the look and the money, but are shallow drones. They have no meaning and no depth. The world of the movie is bland. Even Bateman is, as demonstrated by his lack of hobbies. He exists for the sole purpose of existing. His fantasies stay in the realm of dreams, and people cannot believe he could do such things as mauling and killing co-workers.
Ultimately I believe he's a good illustration of what a robot born in the wrong body would be, and that life, even with money, is pointless and not worth living.
American Psycho is a very bad movie adaptation
every fucking 4chan autist that looks like (pic) thinks he's bateman lmao
it's so fucking cringe. like no, you look like fucking steve urkel
>>37973668
Relating to =/= thinking you are someone
I relate with Hitler, but I don't believe I'm like Hitler.
>>37973658
I don't read books.
>this is someones son
what went so right?
What's right is now its parents are free to adopt a new, fresher and better child.
>>37973598
Holy fuck. Is that really a trap?? If post-op would fuck.
>>37973647
same, but replace "post-op" with "pre-op"
I want to die or run away and not be found by friends or family ever again.
Dubs decides what I do. Will deliver.
You become a trans, rename yourself, and become a hooker and get addicted to drugs.
What happened op? ..I suggest you stop by >>>/adv/ and talk your life crisis out.
These kinds of threads belong on >>>/b/ desu.