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The same reason white women try to pretend they're not white and try to act like they have it as bad as minorities in America. The same reason perfectly mentally healthy people make "crippling depression" memes, despite not knowing anything worse than momentary sadness. The same reason girls who are exactly like every other girl like to say "I'm not like the other girls". The same reason rich hipsters move into the poor side of town and slum it in the bad neighborhoods.

Because normalfagging all the time is boring. No one wants to be part of a boring group that's seen as perfectly normal in society. They don't want to blend in with the crowd. They want to feel different from everyone else.

>>38077848
good post

I approve very muhc

>>38077805
you act like having either of those will fix your problems. you can be a robot and still be in a relationship. you just want an echo chamber where you can feel like a special snowflake. guess what? you're not.

>>38077791
>fake persona
Except a person is a real thing. Read Jung. Everyone has a real them and a persona they present when they want to be liked.

>>38077809
And if you've read jung you'll also realize that some personas or masks fit some people better than others. Hence, why quiet people find it harder to interact at loud parties than quiet get togethers. The masks you need to wear in this fucked up world do not suit the average robot.

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>>38077809
>>38077845
I loved Persona 5, too.

>>38077765
dont worry, whatever it is won't be enough

>>38077765
You don't, haven't talked to my oneitis in like 8 months and I still think about her constantly, buckle up.

>>38077843
I don't want these feels. How long has she been your oneitis for?

Yes anon these feelings are normal

you must be in highschool op

>>38077790
I am a senior

>>38077658
very similar to yours except i can sleep at night now

>stay up all night till around 9-10 in the morning
>sleep until like 5-6 in the afternoon
>shitpost, watch anime, play video games, masturbate, and sometimes smoke weed all night
>repeat
overall not that much different from now. at least then I didn't have many responsibilities

>>38077723
what responsibilities do you have now? do you have a job?

>>38077638
fill my osul desu. considering i hate normies and i get to live off their bucks. what can be better?

>>38077638
Its not a great feel, I'd rather work and have worked in the past, but being schizo precludes most employment for me.

>>38077645
And you hate normies, why? It's not their fault you couldn't fit in.

>>38077608
He just tries to use logic and facts to inform people. I belive his end game was to convince people you dont NEED a deity to have morals and you dont NEED taxes to keep society going.

>>38077608
Hes an ancap is slowly wising up and becoming Pinochetan

>>38077608
I don't trust him. Something about his aura seems off.

Tell me, is the black guy Nigerian?

>>38077620
nah just some black guy from the USA

>>38077620
although he might lol

>>38077575
I hate that I'm the same way unironically.
I don't want to be this way but as soon as I find out that a girl is a slut or has cheated my interest is instantly lost.

>>38077720
the op is a troll, probably. he's demonizing women for having sex outside of relationships while claiming he's using her as a fuckbuddy.

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>>38077575
>Able to get the romantic or sexual interest of a girl
>Complains

Fucking normie

>>38077496
same dude
but the amount of orbiters in any video game makes women want to come more

>>38077496
Shame my girlfriend loves them too much, 2000 hours on cs go and 1500 on Ark. Don't know how someone can play a game that much.

>>38077496
Why? You can just shoot them. It's funny, they rage incredibly hard because they're like big babies. They aren't very good.

Sorry girls, its a fact. You aren't.

>>38077476
Robots don't live in cities. Too many people. Too much noise. Too expensive to live off NEETbux.

>>38077476
Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt

>>38077476
how is melbourne the most robot city?

Lmao how old are you? Either you're b& for being underaged or you need to stop concerning yourself in other adults business, you're a big boy now.

>>38077479
thanks anon jk you fucking nigger

>>38077448
Your life will never be the same again

self harm scars are never cool

>>38077427
Deep and with a jagged knife. Too clean an it won't be impressive. But since you want to lie to people to seem cool, maybe just put that knife in your heart.

>>38077427
Why the fuck do you want a scar? it only shows that you fucked up somehow

Do you even wipe your ass?

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>>38077424
Either proselytize for the installation of bidets. Or move to Japan for the ass sprinklers.

Use flushable wipes.
And trim your ass.
I wouldn't shave tho cus it could come in thicker and you might get bumps.

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i stalk these girls tumblrs. i don't even like them. i just want to remember what it feels like to have friends.

i listened to my neighbors eating. i thought they were having sex. i jerked off to a family sitting down for dinner.

i make female MMO characters and jerk off to them. the happiest memories of my youth are unironically being seduced by guys on MMO's and ERPing with them.

i used to smoke straight up glass fibers. i've coughed up blood on a few occasions and that's the only source i can think of.

i jerk off until my dick bleeds but i can't talk to a woman to save my life. i lost all my talents by being a wishy-washy little bitch. i'm not even good at videogames anymore.

i think i might have a problem with fast food. that's what i used to do when i had friends, that's where i went with my family to talk. now i still go there even though i'm alone.

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>too retarded to know how to install honey select
Feelsbadmaine

>>38077493
>i used to smoke straight up glass fibers
nigga why. I mean the other things are fucked up but I can at least slightly see the reasoning behind them