>have to shower after taking a shit because hairy ass collects

Do you even wipe your ass?

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>>38077424
Either proselytize for the installation of bidets. Or move to Japan for the ass sprinklers.

Use flushable wipes.
And trim your ass.
I wouldn't shave tho cus it could come in thicker and you might get bumps.

>>38077438
Of course. Once or a hundred times, it makes no difference. My crack is never clean enough unless I hose it out with the shower head.

>inb4 eat better diet

No matter the quality of the shit it will still tangle up in the hair 99% of the time.

>>38077464
>use wipes

So fucking tired of this meme. They don't do any better than toilet paper. I only use baby wipes for cleaning my dick if it happens to touch the under side of the toilet seat.