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So I heard you don't like pink Wojak?
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>>39527967
Shhh, no one cares about your turbo-autism
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Literally the only contribution to the world from the fetid shithole known as biz
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post more pink wojaks, I need to collect some.

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>go to convenience store
>scope out the scene make sure no one there who will laugh at me for getting munchies and being fat
>Get two cans of pop 2 small bags of chips a bag of gummies and 2 packs of twinkies
>head over to the checkout
>lottery fag bursts into the store
>gets to the checkout before me.
>spends literally 10 min at the counter with his fucking bullshit lottery tickets
>in that time a cute ass chick walks in to buy gum and stands right beside me
>a decent looking christian family with a mom who had a judgmental look to her stands behind the qt
>2 bikers come in stand behind her
>get nervous and anxious to the point that I wanted to just go put everything back and run away
>feel pressured to put everything on the counter for everyone to see after assfaggot lottery guy leaves
>do it
>feel like everyone is watching, judging me and laughing at me
>leave with my head down and a look of shame
>This all could have been avoided if not for Lottery fags always taking so much time at the counter EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME.
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>he's so much a disgrace that he got fat at all
put down the fork tubby
you don't need the cake
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You are a huge narcissistic faggot. None of them cared.
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>>39527890
You care what normies think about you?

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i hate ingrates, especially rich ones
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I dont think there is a person who admires ingrates except for an ingrate. But even he wont admire another ingrate
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White girls are so grateful for the BBC they will pay for it.
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>>39527893
i think you misunderstood my post

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>sit down to take a dump
>flush the toilet when half-way done
>flush it again at the end
>need to flush twice so it won't clog with my gargantuan shits
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I'm fat as fuck and my poops are rarely big.

How can I get big poops?
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>>39527911
Eat more hentichaminge
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>>39527911
it depends on how many meals you eat. If you want giant shits, you need to eat one giant meal that fills your stomach to the brim.

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If I occasionally catch a girl glancing at me, does that mean she likes me or is it just a coincidence and just all in my head?
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>>39527845
Happened to me for months on end in grade 10 with a girl I liked, and she eventually admitted to me that she liked me too when I confessed to her.
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COINCIDENCE. Abort.
Trust me. It's easy as shit to perceive things with body language that aren't really there.
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>>39527845
she thinks you're creepy and is keeping her distance. maybe

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she's pointing at us
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>>39527834
Hope she's okay. If she can get through the next few years she will look back at her teens and laugh at what an idiot she was. Like we all do.
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Ciara is not that attractive. The one girl who I've dated in my life was way prettier than fucking Ciara. She also seems mean, hateful, and lecherous. What makes her worth your attention?
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>>39527972
Why did she deleted her youtube?
She said she was going to suicide herself and livestream it, did she?

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>can't get paid in an earth this big?
>you worthless, kid
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>>39527798
>the bigger the population, the less valuable manpower and human work is
>add automation and demand for experience onto this
then you get shit like:
>why don't you get a decent paying job, anon?
and when you try to economize and conserve money, you get shit like:
>lol are you poor or something?

Really get's the noodles cooking, doesn't it?
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>>39527910
literally and figuratively, yes
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>2017
>still posting le shiggy man

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>mfw work tomorrow
>mfw i wasted this whole 3 day weekend shitposting on 4chan and drinking beer
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>>39527784
what boards do yu browse?
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>>39527784
Should of done pot instead
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>>39527813

Fuck. Besides this one? Way too many.

b, k, hr, s, hc, ck, pol, out, tv, vr, fa, g, o

b, pol and k are my go to boards

Normie roommates got caught with booze while I was asleep. Standard procedure is everyone in the room gets kicked out. I don't want to be homeless again...
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>>39527643
it's amazing how much drinking goes on in dry campuses
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>>39527694
There's nothing else to do in this swamp I guess. Florida college if you were wondering
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Maybe if you stopped being a phonefag this would not happen

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Any other rich/bots/ on here?

>Tfw when I have access to a pool villa and a villa with a yacht but no one to use it with
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You cannot be rich and a robot. You are just too stupid to buy whores.
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How about you give me your money? There's no way I'm going to make it in this world.
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>>39527668
If you have to buy whores you're a robot. Otherwise any robot with a few hundred bucks can just get a whore whenever he's horny.

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Can we just have a sweet and wholesome thread with positive affirmations and incentive?

Robots, you are great no matter what society thinks of you
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>>39527508
You don't know how wrong you are
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Hey, kill yourself
Fuck outta here with this shit.
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Everybody likes you a lot!

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>hate people that watch anime
>hate bronies
>hate gays
>hate trannies
>hate other races
>hate outsiders

I've made fun of certain groups but never harbored hatred for anyone unless they personally wronged me. What makes a man hate another man, help me understand.
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>>39527495
Not sure

That said, just because you may be socially inept, your beliefs may be perfectly sound and you may be well reasoned in your hatred.

Some beliefs can come from autism though. Take it from me, as a former /autist/, I realized that some of my old beliefs, about women for example, came from a place of not knowing about them and not finding out what they really were like.

You need data to determine what is and what is not in life, and maybe you come to the conclusion that everyone is equal and deserving of respect, or maybe you are a bit more frugal with your respect such that people have to earn it in certain ways.

Either way, you must know what makes you believe what you do by getting REAL information, and the only way to do that so far with people is to get to know all different kinds.

Even after I hung out and made good, good friends whom I would never part with, I still harbored hate for some races of people and people of certain moral persuasions.

Now however I realize that
1. No large problem is usually quite as bad as you think it is

2. The people who are the problem don't really have to effect you much if you don't let them

The second point is more important as you need to be in relative control of your emotions in order to be happy and not brought down by the people you hate's existence

Controlling your feelings (properly btw, not just bottling them up forever) is much simpler than it seems, also.

I can only give a brief piece of evidence of this fact, but imagine you or someone is fighting with someone else at home. The fight is intense, and ongoing until everyone hears a ring of the doorbell, at which point one of you answers and the person at the door would have no idea what was just occurring. This is real control over one's emotions and it can be extended inward as well as it is outward, provided the right motivation.

>There is no TD;LR for this issue, except the two words: MEET PEOPLE
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>>39527495
are you saying you hate those people and then saying you dont hate anyone? your post is a bit confusing
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>>39528105
Redditfuck leave my board
>>39527495
>le edgy for hating everyone
>OP really hates himself

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>Oh herro Mr white man. Me Hung Wang Dong chop a lot a suey.
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lame thread, neck urself
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>>39527493
RICED
lol, not orginal
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>>39527493

i dont understand this thread. the message mocks the gook yet you post an actual cute couple as the example that neutralizes the message.

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>21
>go to ice cream shop with parents
>they order their ice creams flawlessly
>girl looks at me and asks "what can I get for you?"
>start sperging out
>"uh, uh... c-can I get the oreo kind, one scoop"
>she looks at me with the most bored facial expression in existence
>I begin to repeat my order
>some other customer butts in and interrupts me to get something from her
>the girl looks at me again
>I say my order again
>"what kind of cone?"
>I look back at my parents like a 4 year-old needing help
>"uh a small one please"
>she just looks at me
>dad says "no, what kind of cone do you want" and points to the display with the variety of cones
>shit I didn't see that
>"oh, a cake cone I guess"
>miserable wagecuck girl finally begins scooping my ice cream with murder in her eyes

sorry if boring but this shit just kills me inside. This is why I stay inside.
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>>39527445
Don't ever post this or anything else ever again you fucking disgrace. God, I feel bad for your parents.
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>>39527445
>this but just ordering a happy meal
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I FUCKING WANT JUST PUT SOMETHING IN THE FUCKING BOX THAT I CAN DIGEST YOU DIFFICULT PIECE OF SHIT
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>ordering yourself

You've lived with your parents for 21 years, how have they not figured out what kind of ice cream you'd like?

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What is Mexico like, Mexibots?
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>>39527404
llt's fun :)
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>>39527404
it's so good that you just want to keep moving north until you're in another country
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>>39527404
Delicious food almost everyone. Seriously almost gained like 15 pounds there. Thankfully had a fast metabolism back then.

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