fat feels thread

I'm fat as fuck and my poops are rarely big.

How can I get big poops?

>>39527911
Eat more hentichaminge

>>39527911
it depends on how many meals you eat. If you want giant shits, you need to eat one giant meal that fills your stomach to the brim.

>>39527990
I do and my poops are still small.

I ate 3 boxes of pizza yesterday and only dropped three small turds.

>eat so much i need to take multiple shits per day
>too lazy to get good job, need to buy the scatchy, thin toilet paper
>all the wiping has left my anus red and tender
the worst feel

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>eat enormous meal
>urgently need to shit because the weight of my stomach contents is pressing on my bowels.

>sit down
>belly rests on thighs
>area gets super sweaty
can't wait for winter

>>39528007
Then it hasn't passed yet, which means you're constipated.

Which can very well be dangerous. Pat from Two Best Friends Play was recently hospitalized because he was dangerously constipated.

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>>39527852
>mom buys groceries for NEET me and NEET brother
>everything is basically gone in 3 days

>eat food
>wanna nap

>think about next meal during meal i'm eating

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>>39527852
>tell myself I won't go to the ice cream shop tonight
>find out that there was a special for buy one get one free cones
>go get ice cream after dinner
>end up buying four instead of one
>ate two already