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>>39564387
>THATS HOW WE DO IT IN PWERTO RICO

thanks for getting that shit song in my head

>>39564426
>THATS HOW WE DO IT IN PWERTO RICO

I know that song forwards and backwards and I know for a fact that they never say that in it.

Unless it's from that Justin beiber version or some other remix.

DES

PA

CITO

Why is that song so popular?

first for fuck cyclists

murderous cunts

wanking desu Iads

>It's my right to destroy the planet so I can drive my death cage to work

>>39564346
>I'll never look like a cute femboi, My face is getting more manly every day kill me, the body dissonance is too much. Is my escapism really just escapism? what is the real world?
Dumb sissy anime boi.

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>>39564346
I understand this feeling. Just make sure you're taking care of yourself, your hygiene, skin, diet, etc. If you're at least comfortable with how you look right now, doing those things to make your appearance age slower will help. It's gonna be okay.

>>39564685
can you give me a routine to be cuter

>>39564306
Kinda sophisticated bait.
I like it

k

This post is homosexual

Failed normalfags were once pure normie and had sex and everything else denizens of this board don't get to have, cyborgs might of had some friends and good experiences or done drugs or possibly even held hands once but otherwise was far off enough from both normals and forsaken robots to know that they aren't either.

The end result of both are pretty similar looking though.

>>39564304
I sometimes wonder if I'm a failed normalfag, but then I think about it and realise I'm not since I never had a chance at being one because I'm too fucked up. Always just too far from being normal, but not fucked up enough to fully relate to somewhere like this. Left with nothing, forever unable to relate with others.

Some who use the term cyborg seem to just be failed normalfags in denial.

Failed Normie: Tries his hardest to be a normie, hates on weird people, thinks he is superior to weird people, but ultimately, never fits in with normalfags.
Cyborg: Half man, half machine, with guns for arms and augmented vision. 100% black and remember, he's police.

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I disagree with what you are saying in your post.

Indeed, men cannot live in utter indolence; they are obliged at last to invent tasks for themselves; they turn their pleasures into labor and their pastimes into arduous and exhausting toil.
Who has not seen men so devoted to sport and games as to spend all their time in the field or consume their whole stock of energy in play, making toil of diversion and work of recreation?

Employment is the natural condition, the open sesame to health, happiness and success. The child is never idle except in sleep. Men are never so, until false views of life or the relentless chains of habit have made them indolent. If a man follow the promptings of his inherent energies, he will be a laborious active man; without employment, he goes back to the condition of the beast and cannot be happy.

you honestly believe that lack of sex is the only reason that you're a terrible person?

>>39564222
Not him but this could be the case.

>Me in 2011
>Totally craving for pussy
>Change into an asshole and get depression
>Me in 2012
>Get a gf
>No depression
>Not an asshole anymore (unless someone pisses me off)
>Me in 2014
>Lose gf
>Get depressed shortly after
>Become an asshole once again
>Today
>Holy shit, the level of assholism and depression must be over 9000

>>39564222
Yes. I'm very sexually frustrated and I want to kill myself.

i dont know what it is

i try to be nice but my life has been fucked up so i just get into fights with people because im jealous of everything

i try to change and i cant unless i take downers

>>39564112
yes im a keyboard warrior

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>>39564112
>mfw i've probably caused suicides and I know I've caused people to self-harm

Lets look at their perspective
They see a:
>5'3''
>Receding hairline
>NEET
>Asocial
>Introverted
>Weeb
What would they want to talk to you about ?
You think you were bullied because the bully was evil ?
No, but because you are fucked in the head kid. Snap into reality. If they were to talk to you they have to do all the talking, you think that's fun for them ?
>Please kill yo self

>>39564043
haHAhaHAhaHaHaHa ha!
u dumbass lil bitch, i'm never gonna see my high school acquaintances again

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>>39564138
Why are you so evil anon

I am 186 vm actually

>>39564030
>Intelligence

What for? It's all upbringing and connections.

>>39564046
I wanna do cool stuff like program game engines, rocketships, physics and math.

>>39564068
Maybe you should go to college for that, senpai.

>>39564007
You're not a weeb yet anon, you just seem to have yellow fever.
Just don't start to obsess over anime and you should be fine

About the music and language just say you find it interesting but don't go overboard like some people and "love everything Japaneese"

>>39564007
by the ways most Japanese girls don't look like you think they do, that just like thinking that every woman in America looks like supermodels

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>>39564007
You can't cure weeabooism senpai you will be a weeb till the day you die.
Just sit down watch some anime and post on /a/.

>>39564000
"This loneliness....it follows me wherever I go"
Its from taxi driver. He really is /ourguy/. Weird because he has the balls to go up and talk to random girls, even if in the end he spergs out. Reminds me a lot of me, forever cyborg and forced to walk the earth like this with all the normies and scum.

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>>39564000
bane is a pretty big guy

>>39564000
Mine is "no way, this is impossible, I am in command" from the same film

I like it when a girl is jerking you off and sucking your balls and she just starts penetrating your butthole with her penis

>>39563945
Source on that OP?
I like exhibitionist stuff.

>>39564633
not sauce, but have you checked valsus's work? Know anything similar?

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>>39563940
we all do....everyday

>>39563940
I tried to reach to a doc to see if i got one.
Every single one of them charges 300$ for the diagnosis.
Don't fall for the diagnosis jew anon.

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>>39563940
i would bet my entire life savings and my whole wage for the next 25 years that Alex Jones is autistic if such a betting market existed.

>toothpaste
>floss
enjoy your flouride poisoning, dumb american.

a way to treat water, either chemical treatment or some kind of filter
shelter appropriate for whatever environment you're in (maybe just a blanket, maybe a tent and insulated pad and sleeping bag)
a shovel and something to wipe your ass with

>>39564144
flossing is not bad neither is brushing