Ebin's probably tying the noose right now edition
first for fuck cyclists
murderous cunts
wanking desu Iads
>It's my right to destroy the planet so I can drive my death cage to work
>>39564373
surprise surprise 187
>Walking past the council estate runts losing money on the machines with a wedge of notes in my hand after cashing in a winning bet at the bookies
Post comfy british feels
How are you lads tonight?
calling moni
where are you lass
>>39564218
My oneitis is going there lad. Definitely will be going up to visit
>>39564416
t. poofter in lycra shorts
>>39564408
do mountainbikers count? i hate cycling on the road
DON'T BE A PSYCHO
BIN THAT BIKEO
The thing is you'd never be able to enforce having tax, insurance and licences for cyclists. And it would quickly become one of those "costs more money than it raises" type of things.
>>39564416
Yes it is my right to destroy the planet so I can drive my death cage to work
>>39564401
What is there to do (besides club and bars and all that)? Any cool places I should know about?
Just caught a cold, lads
>Sneezing and picking my itching nose
What do
>when you see a pedal cuck with a gimp suit and retard helmet on
>>39564393
I'm usually okay with cyclists, but I can't stand being stuck behind them on a windy road with nowhere to overtake.
>>39564454
It's a fucking paki and nigger infested shithole. No idea what he's going on about.
>>39564453
Don't drive your death cage into a crowd of people please.
>normal is really hard
>hard is playable
What did they mean by this?
*nasal spastic voice*
"I'm gonna report you to the police"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAHMGgZ9fec
That driver did nothing wrong, he gave the cyclist sufficient room when passing.
Evening lads, feeling rather chilled myself.
Not sure what vidya to play.
Post waifus
>>39564318
>>39564401
Lived here all of my life (except for three years away at uni). It's the best/worst city in the world. Tons of culture and stuff to do but you might get murdered by scallies/homeless spice addicts/terrorists. It's also cheaper than London.
>>39564434
Solemn.
>>39564478
The whole country's infested mate.
So is it going to be front page news and are we going to have PMQ debates the next time a motorist kills someone?
>>39564479
It's ok I don't work inside a crowd of people
>>39564485
Posting
>>39564498
alright crumpet
>When you see a fat and unhealthy cager wheezing as he drives his cage 100m to the shop.
>>39564498
Why's that now what's got you all bothered?
What happened to the "didn't get into Cambridge because I'm retarded" guy? Did he come to terms with his phenomenal averageness?
https://youtu.be/gNbj0KPdoi4
i fucking knew it, they're always so condescending to me.
>>39564481
>speeds up and nearly hits some people
Absolutely fuming lads. I got home an hour ago and my bedroom door is completely jammed. My screwdriver (which I need to fix the handle) is in there and so is my wallet. What the fuck do I do? My entire life is in that room, all I have now is my phone with 9% battery. Ffs
>>39564481
>he gave the cyclist sufficient room when passing
Not according to the law.
>>39564525
We went for a swim in the Thames and didn't come back again lad.
>>39564526
>10 second silent introduction
Thanks for that lad I've just whacked the volume up loads and deafened myself
just get a small motorcycle or even a moped, you can still keep up with traffic on most roads and can still filter, easy peasy lemon squeezy init
>>39564530
Throw yourself at the door like a spacker and hope for the best.
>>39564554
This, except don't get a moped because you'll look a cunt.
>>39564530
Kick the door down with a roundhouse karate kick.
>cage cucks
>pedal cucks
Haw haw
>tfw wearing 2.5" elevator shoes + 3.5" insoles
>tfw now 6'3"
Been getting laid a bit more now.
>>39564481
oh fuck that was great, they were both massive spastics
>>39564530
just fucking kick it down lad
Why do pedal spastics always have to follow drivers half a mile down the road to splutter out "You were way too close". If a driver ever has some grievance, they either throw a middle finger and let that be the end of it, or just let it go completely.
>>39564543
Who gives a fuck, as long as he didn't knock the cyclist over. He didn't get hit, what is he complaining about?
>>39564554
I can keep up with rush hour traffic with a bicycle though. Plus you get fit. And a bicycle can fit where a moped can't
>>39564585
he shouldnt have followed him to obviously provoke a grievance but the cagie is still a cunt
>>39564373
Just made 56p on qmee lads.
>>39564590
>a bicycle can fit where a moped can't
steady on lad we're still pre-watershed in /britfeel/ yet
>>39564585
>Who gives a fuck
I imagine the police would.
Drivers always try to claim cyclists break the law more often than drivers. But when I go out cycling 90% of people passing me break the law by passing too close. So Drivers break the law way more often.
Lads, will my Uni's student union help me find a job? I'll need some quid to get me through. Don't wanna burden my family a lot, lads.
>>39564585
>Why do people care they almost died!
>>39564408
>See ghost bike
>Laugh
>>39564606
>but the cagie is still a cunt
How is he?
>>39564617
>But when I go out cycling 90% of people passing me break the law by passing too close
and I'm sure you pass too close just as often as they do, in addition to all the other laws you break
https://youtu.be/xfHRhXW1hno
these people are such retards. if you don't have a tv then just fucking tell them. tv licence people came around to my flat once so i just acted polite and pretty much gave them a tour of the place to show them that i obviously don't have a tv. never heard from them again.
>>39564620
>help me find a job
Just apply to every shop in a mile radius. Try maccie's if you're desperate
REEEE WHEN WILL TESCO RESTOCK THE BUDWEISER
HASHTAG TRUCKBOYLIVESMATTER
>ask him to be my boyfriend
>"I dont know. This is new to me so I dunno how I feel"
Well, at least he let me down gently.
>>39564650
There are no laws for how close a bike can pass a car.
>Have a Chad friend
>Really nice person, helped me when i felt like shit etc.
>Handsome
>Popular with plenty of friends and a gf that he loved
>Financially secure
>Killed himself recently
>Turns out he was diagnosed with clinical depression two years ago, was supposed to be on pills since then but he chose not to take them
yet people pretend that it's possible for robots to make it when even chads can't
Ever had a date end like this lads?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
>>39564628
>they almost died!
Typical pedal spastic mentality. That driver passed the cyclist just fine.
>>39564679
>posting the edit
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196
Did anyone else's parents stop giving them birthday presents/money once they turned 18?
I only got a card from them on my 18th, and only get a card ever since.
>>39564679
Had a chuckle to this one when eating my morning bagel lad
>>39564678
chad propaganda
>Be cagie
>Have collision at 4mph
>Don't die
>>39564658
Seems like the logical choice, I'll ask Students Union, perhaps they'll help me out find some cozy job.
>>39564664
How about I come over to plunge your bumhole to make you feel better.
>>39564691
You'd never dream of passing a car that close, where the only risk is damaging their paint. So why do you subject cyclists to potential deaths by passing that close?
>>39564697
Di woman no wan come out, show face for media, but Mr Smith say im don meet her since di thing happen and ''we know no wetin fit happen for future."
>>39564697
That can't be real. That reads like a racist parody of how blacks speak from the 1950s.
This is a joke, right?
>>39564719
Because they can. Might is right faggot, if you don't like it then ride on the pavement.
>>39564719
I'd pass a car that close at that speed.
>>39564664
Tell us the full story lad
original
>>39564734
>reeeee why do cyclists ride on the pavement reeee
>>39564726
Nope, its actually bootleg English where it mixes our language and traits from theirs and thus created a fucking monstrosity thats spoken across Africa, apparently.
>>39564434
good mate, just ordered a new synthesizer to fuck around with
>>39564734
>Lorry crushes your car
>hurr might makes right
>bambi is the best twink femboi
>riding on the pavement
Grounds for execution desu
>>39564776
I'm not pulling up next to lorry drivers to reeee at them for driving where they're allowed to drive.
just ordered a shit load of diazepam/valium lads
i've heard about all the terrible stories and withdrawals worse than that of people with a heroin addiction but i'm still going to take them out of sheer desperation
anyone got experience using benzos?
>>39564767
Post some beats ITT!
Made a meal and threw it up on Sunday
I've got a lot of things to learn
Said I would and I'll be leaving one day
Before my heart starts to burn
So what's the matter with you?
Sing me something new
Don't you know the cold and wind and rain don't know
They only seem to come and go away
Times are hard when things have got no meaning
I've found a key upon the floor
Maybe you and I will not believe in
The things we find behind the door
So what's the matter with you?
Sing me something new
Don't you know the cold and wind and rain don't know
They only seem to come and go away
Stand by me, nobody knows the way it's gonna be
Stand by me, nobody knows the way it's gonna be
Stand by me, nobody knows the way it's gonna be
Stand by me, nobody knows
Yeah, nobody knows, the way it's gonna be
>>39564803
>Want people to ride on the pavement
>Don't want people to ride on the pavement
Well which is it?
>>39564715
Not unless you're willing to date me.
>>39564750
Not much to tell. We've met a few times, get on great. I developed feelings and I finally plucked up the courage to tell him how I felt. He gave me that line, which I'm going to assume is his way of politely turning me down.
>>39564803
>used to ride on the pavement everyday on my way to school
>ran into this roastie coming round the corner at the same time for 3 days running
>she shouts some shit at me, tell her to fuck off
>never saw her again
btfo roastie
Hey guys, Britnormie here. You may be wondering why a sucessful person such as me would come to this board, well the truth is i'm a repressing trans woman and this is the only place i'm made to feel comfortable. I hope you can understand and you can finally accept me for who I am.
>>39564679
i've literally never been on a date before.
>>39564825
gonna have to wait till Friday lad, i'll throw down some fat ones soon as it comes in, don't you worry
>>39564805
>this makes driving like a cunt okay
sick
>>39564803
>step off the bus one day and a bike runs into me
>tfw I stumbled at bit and he crashed onto the pavement and he started apologising
>>39564841
>The pavements around my house are designated as mixed use, so it's legal to ride a bike on them
>Fat roasties literally waddle down the middle of the path looking at their phones with no sense of what's around them
>Get all up in a huff when you tell them to watch where the fuck they're walking when you pass them
Hey guys, Britnormie here. I have been deceiving you all and feel bad about it and now I've found out a rival marketer has found this place and is about to expose my true identity. My german girlfriend isn't a girl but a burly bearded bloke called Hans. I hope you can understand
Where were you when /SanitySeptember/ was successful as you basked in /OdinaryOctober/ and /NormieNovember/ lads?
This is where liberalism has lead us. BBC literally publishing articles in jigaboo negro speak because they think blacks are too stupid to learn English.
Now who's the racist?
Hey what's up guys Boogie2988 coming to you live through the power of the internet. I hope you can pay for my healthcare.
>>39564918
He finally got some weight loss surgery
>>39564913
Does this make the BBC /ournewssource/ now?
>>39564913But they don't speak actual English, they speak Pidgin English there's a difference.
>>39564898
>NormieNovember
>Born in November
>Not even a normie
What a sham tbqh lad
Hello britfeel. My name is Susan Opoku-Agyemang Kwarfo Adarkwa and I'm posting from Accra, Ghana. I have heard my ex-boyfriend and love of my life Iqbal from Banbury posts here. Please Iqbal, accept my skype friend request and marry me so I can move back with you, my one true love!
>>39564934
Keep working on it with us lad, /NormieNovember/ just in time for your birthday
>>39564930
"Bad English" isn't a language.
>>39564934
>Born in November
What day in November m8? The 11th here.
>>39564960
It's as different from English as Ulster Scots, and that's a language too
>>39564972
Ah fuck, mate, 1 day earlier than you. Any other November lads here?
>that's a language too
No it's not, it's just English with a retarded accent. Coming from a Scot.
>>39564953
fuck off you crazy nigger.
>>39564576
>That GIF
Reminds me of Stalin desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS-vzLVFn8s
>>39564817
Where did you order them from?
>tfw no Twin Peaks gf who dresses in long plaid skirts and cardigans like the girls in the show
>tfw no Twin Peaks gf to watch the new series with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6SV4dqnZdA
despair desu
Anyone know how to download form my5 and 4od etc? I'm using a "download flash" extension but the video is just grey and muted
>>39564980
Scots are not a nation. They are just English with a retarded brain.
>>39564817
benzo withdrawal is some of the most hellish shit to even come off lad
there's a reason docs are rare to hand it out here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8
This is a George thread now lads.
I'm a fan of Jacob Rees-Mogg. However, as I'm bisexual, pro-choice, and more socially liberal than he is, I am not exactly in the best position to say that I'm a fan. But that's because I admire him as a person. I admire his honesty about his views. To me, integrity is better than whether they agree with me.
>>39564989
TradeRoute
>>39565011
do you have experience with it?
>>39565047
>willingly admits to being degenerate baby murderer
White Europeans were a mistake
>man says something that would have been normal 30 years ago
>Reeeeeeeeee
>>39564998
>tfw no Twin Peaks gf but find one in my bed, one night and turned it down.
Share quirky tunes lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL4ul8At5VY
>when you see a reflection of yourself and realize your a creepy limp looking weirdo
bennis is the only way!
>>39565058
no but I have a druggy friend who got hooked on xannies
then he had to spend the following weeks attempting to go to work in what he described as being hit in the face by a skin peeling razor sharp wind with ears ringing constantly. No surprise he lost his job and was bed ridden in his own piss for a fair while
apparently he was suicidal at a point but his body was so painful he couldn't leave the bed and an hero
Fry Tynwald Baz in gutter oil
>>39565095
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg8g2kPu4J8
unsurprisingly unoriginal
only losers do drugs 2bh!
>>39564934
Why did she make such a mess with her spagoo
>>39565127
>mfw family installed a new mirror at the top of the stairs, next to my room.
I have a feeling I'll have a premature death, lad.
>>39565164
I've literally never done drugs aside from alcohol obvs and don't feel I need them
>>39565164
You're correct, my fellow young adult!
>>39565164
do you realise where you are? everyone in here would probably be considered a "loser"
>>39564934
what faggy anime is this, the weeb mafia loves to post this
>>39564726
LEARN TO BE PROGRESSIVE ANON STOP BEING A RACIST PEAPOL DEY TALK LIK DIZ WHEN DEY BLAK
>>39565204
we were losers before the drug use
new video released of notting hill carnival
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNIi8Yi7rs8
DRY BREAD
plz sned hlep
>muslim run over dozens of people intentionally
>"part and parcel of living in a big city, we just have to accept this"
>one idiot on a bike kills someone
>"Reeeee ban bikes"
>>39565246
Dangerous Bicycle Act when?
>>39565246
>cyclists ignore the rules of the road, break the law and have no respect for other road users or pedestrians
>act surprised when people want to make them stop
>>39565273
>Muslims literally accelerate their cars into people with the intention of killing them
>No laws enacted against Muslims
>>39565246
t. Pedal cuck
>>39565208
>anime
It's Touhou, a danmaku. The character is Marisa Kirisame and that specific face is from the 15th installment of Touhou - Legacy of the Lunatic Kingdom. It became a meme picture among Japanese folk as well, it's very rampant on /jp/. The creator of the game completely fucked up her face, when he was doing just alright in the previous ones.
>>39564020
My PSN
Zabimaru-bankai
>>39564437
Here
Bed time though
>>39565311
would you be down for letting me fuck your boipucci in the cinema bogs?
>>39564679
>Anon /pooposting/
"just had a big poo desu"
>Roastie tries /pooposting/
*literally posts her poo through the window*
>>39565311
Are you fat or balding? Your latest pictures don't show your face.
>>39565302
sounds really gay 2bh are you gay or a female why like touhou
>>39564697
Koko the gorilla has a higher I.Q than the average black.
>>39565351
I like it because I'mautistictbqh
>>39565320
You know I would
Also you understand I'll be going out with you in girl mode
>>39565340
Not fat, little bit of a tummy though so not skinny, skinny fat
Not balding, lots of hair, kinda long now, for a guy anyway, I keep a fringe parted to one side
>>39565336
Poo posting is underaged and reddit tier according to 8chfags.
>>39565380
is this actually moni
i seem to recall the tripcode being different
Why is the BBC pushing creationism now?
Is this all part of the plan to to Britain Muslim?
>Charles Darwin was a racist
>You know what isn't racist? Converting to Islam Ishallah!
anyone know what happened to nofap anon? he disappeared suddenly.
>>39565380
can't wait for the "so I just got back from the manchester vue cinema" story
>>39565380
Post you in girl mode
>>39565366
fair enough
>frequently forget how old i am
>have to do the math to find out
>>39565412
the scent of amirs arsehole made me realize this was all a big mistake
>>39565406
granddaddy of the fedora's was /ourgoy/
>>39565381
8ch is the tesco basics of image boards
4ch is the waitrose own of image boards
>>39565406
has it been removed already?
I've felt so much less lonely and unhappy since I converted to Catholicism. You guys should give it a try, any branch of christianity works really.
>>39565478
Catholicism is comfy
In uni, for no reason in particular, I went to church the first Sunday of the new year and the priest as part of his sermon did a bit about God welcoming you back even after you lose your way.
Felt especially poignant, and afterwards I spoke to a girl for half an hour about putting God before anything else. We met up a couple of times and had sex one time and then she stopped answering my texts.
I think she was an angel.
>>39565478
I don't like any of the denominations. Catholicism is full of paedo bumders, Anglicanism is full of bumder bishops. Orthodox is too "slav"
>>39565478
>tfw had a 2 hour talk with some Baptists when I was in Peterborouguh
I felt so happy for some reason, and I don't know why. We enjoyed each other's company, I explained how I was taught in the Roman Catholic way, and they presented their beliefs.
>>39565459
indubitably lad indubitably
>>39565508
Orthodox Christianity is the one thing the slavs have right.
>go on holiday with bf
>spend the whole time having coffee, good food and seeing places, and getting fucked and cummed in my ass
>come back to gym
>strength gains and new PRs
sweet. and they said being a homo was for faggots
>>39565508
Start your own branch and become a holy man. All you have to do is perform a few miracles.
reminder that if you ride/drive anything with two wheels you're a fucking fag
>>39565602
>reee why aren't people fat and unhealthy like me
>45% pay rise
>>39565602
>cage cuck mad after his boyfriend sucked off a guy on a motorbike
>>39565602
I only ride cock
>>39565544
*greeks
Evens I chug down a can quick and go bed
Odds I go straight to bed
>>39565546
how'd you meet him lad?
>>39565653
I mean its the one thing the slavs do that is actually good. I didn't mean to imply they started it.
>>39565624
>>39565637
If I have to sit behind one more lycra wearing cunt wheezing up a hill in the middle of the road i'm just gonna ram them
>>39565680
>I am literally SO mad I;m going to murder people
why are cagers so unstable?
>>39565666
No bed for you tonight, just drink.
>>39565680
Slow your roll, cagie
>>39565702
Still off to bed. I'll just chug 3 cans because Satan decided to intervene and I don't want to piss him off.
>>39565675
4chan and luck of the geographic draw
>>39564898
do we get degenerate december. all this trying to improve is alright but when do we get to have fun?
>tfw irn bru and vodka
>>39564983
dunno about others but that got a chuckle from me
>>39565733
just stick to the vodka lad
>go on youtube on my phone because I am at work and obviously don't have my laptop
>see video I want to check out
>30 second long, unskippable video
I don't care what your product is at that point, I will never buy it.
Should stick with my laptop and lovely comfy ublock
>>39565759
Root your phone and install an adblocker on it.
Need a cute boy on my dick desu
>>39565759
uncomfy ublock it keeps disappearing
also fook da googles
>>39565770
sorting my new one this weekend lad. No point in my old one at this point.
>>39565782
Mine is magic mate, not seen an ad on my lptop in fucking yonks.
>>39565779
how about a big black glock in ur mouth
Been getting high and listening to full albums recently, anyone got some suggestions? I'm not into the whole lofi thing, though.
Listened to picrelated earlier, I really like albums that are kind of iconic for a particular time/place.
>>39565803
just noticed it's back, been using firefox it kept turning off
>>39565810
i don't listen to albums only singles, try pink floyd hear its good when high
>>39565810
last shadow puppets first album
>>39565807
>World of Warcraft
>Create warlock called Bigblacklock
>Perma banned
>>39565779
Not cute but I'd give your willy a suckle
>started replying to weird requests on audio threads on various websites out of boredom, mostly Reddit
>get loads of attention because of British accent from American birds
>get asked to do really specific sexy audios for them
>email inbox has like 9 unread requests right now
>women message me about how sexy my voice is
>tell me how lucky British women are to hear my voice and that they bet I am knee deep in shepherds daughters basically
>actually slightly overweight, pretty ugly and zero charm
Nice to feel wanted though lads. Worth a bash of you're not something daft like scouse.
>>39565896
From the West Midlands. Even though I have a deep relatively smooth voice I still just sound like the living embodiment of "u fokin wot mate".
>>39565896
prove it link subreddit
>>39565867
mate i actually love that album, 'meeting place' is such an underrated banger.
>>39565505
Keep going to church, it's the comfiest and happiest place
>>39565509
It does give that sense of wholesomeness lacking in secular life. Good work, keep it up
>>39565896
I have experienced this before, I spoke to a few american girls over the internet as a teenager and all they go on about is how attractive the accent is, even though I don't think I even have a very nice voice
>>39565949
oh aye lad, it's quite a e s t h e t i c
>>39565924
Unlucky mate, Just try speaking slower. That is what helped me out. Otherwise I am barely understandable. The deep British thing is what they love, you'd probably do well.
>>39565938
If i wanted that much attention I would put a trip on and act like a cunt mate. No thanks.
>>39565974
They love it lad. I've been to the US a few times and the accent is a massive door opener with ladies.
>have an orthodox church down my road
>priest fella is an englishman
>everyone I've seen go in looks greek
>>39566021
The churches near me are Baptist (niggers), some Nigerian church (niggers), and United Reformed (homosexual marriage...)
Such a joke
>>39566021
othodox seem alright, you should head down, see if they're giving out gyros
>>39566021
Same some times they have parties till late at night but they are serbs
>>39565406
>when you get so woke you go retarded
>>39565896
go back where you /r/belong
Help lads, cigs are 7.35 a pack now
Anyone know where i can get cheap ones without going to the airport?
>>39566120
why not just give them up? how many reasons do you need to not smoke?
>>39566120
start vaping mate
don't look back
>average finnish "male"
>>39566135
this
>>39566120
or just buy baccy 9 pound pouch lasts me 2 weeks
>>39566120
My mate sells GV 50g packs for 8 bong lad. Always some geezer in the pub selling them cheap, switch to baccy.
>>39566120
smoking is just so disgusting, give it up lad
literally nobody smokes anymore
>>39566160
please marry me (originally)
>Sucking on cancer sticks
>>39566160
I knew a finnish trap, total qt we spoke alot and done lewd things, then one day he blocks me.
MFW
>>39566160
Fucking state of white European males these days
>>39565666
you got satanic trips, what you gonna do with those mate?
>>39566108
STOP DOING THINGS THAT I DONT LIKE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>39566120
calais mate, get the ferry, better hurry
>>39566247
On 3/3 but I feel sick. Only had 12 cans tonight so that's good going really. Just drank them too fast.
>>39566181
this, saves you in the long run plus you get a shitload more rather than a 20 deck
>>39566160
There's only one tranny allowed on /britfeel/ and that's out lass, Tilde
>>39566267
you've used this meme already this week lad
why don't you get some /r/new material
>>39566160
Would smash/10
totally original
>>39566283
fair lad, finish the last one when you get up tomorrow
>>39566160
I'd let him put his dick in me. No homo.
>>39566159
I can't bring myself to vape, it's just as expensive and it doesn't satisfy the same way
>>39566135
Life is too short, might as well have a good time
>>39566163
>>39566181
Might have to roll my own, cheers lads
>>39566313
One more mouthful and I'm off to bed anyhow.Wishing I had a friend I could be an alkie with desu.
>>39566348
Thats a bad thing anon, you shouldnt be drinking. Its no healthy.
t. alcoprude
>>39566160
*blocks your path*
Only one trap allowed here, pal.
>>39566312
>>39566320
>>39566205
benders yju56jthyrh
>>39566367
Alcohol is the only thing I have in my life. If I give it up I'll literally just be living to go to work. Don't get me wrong I enjoy work, but I don't want it being my only excuse for existing.
>>39566205
>>39566312
>>39566320
You literally can't fucking see anything you mongs.
>>39566387
Not so fast, friend. There is only room for my trap legs here.
>>39566325
>Might have to roll my own, cheers lads
If you can't find anyone selling it cheap then JPS is cheap as chips. Sterling is good smoke too, a bit pricier but better quality. About 10 bong for a 30g pack of sterling o from the shops and it lasts me a week.
Don't buy turner though, it is cheap as fuck and only smoked by old alcoholics for a reason. It is like smoking shards of glass, rough as fuck
>>39566387
>Those non-existent thighs
I think I saw this on /cuteboys/. He needs to do leg day.
>>39566403
It's a reasonably young guy in a skirt, I'll take my chances.
Anyone else seen this Sexpod show? I was in the sitting room watching about 20 minutes of it just a second ago. The premise is that members of the public sit in front of a camera big-brother style and ask questions about sex and they get answers form a panel of experts, then they swap around and ask questions back.
Whatever, but holy fuck is it shit. First off, every single person on that show was at least a 6.5/10, all the guys were chads and all the girls were hot. But on top of that they were so fucking degenerate. Like half of them were faggots and half were niggers (obviously, can't have a show without fags and shitskins). All of them had tattoos all over them, they had douchebag haircuts and wore shitty nu-riche clothes. I never wanted to kill a group of people more in my life.
And then they get to the fucking insulting 'discussion' sections where the experts said things like "the average penis size is six and a half inches" and "men with bigger penises ARE more confident naturally", and for the women they said shit like "try to have sex with as many people as you can to get a sense for how to squirt". Like, they're pushing this degenerate, cultural marxist approach to sexuality and at the same time demeaning everyone who isn't a chad thundercock or stacy cowtits.
I fucking hate brit tv lads.
>>39566348
Want to have a drink sometime lad? I drink pretty much every night because what else is there?
reminder pedal cucks
>>39566416
He can practice squats on my cock lah.
Reminder that traps and trannies need gassing
>>39566382
skinny skelly legs disgusting chubby stomach no thanks
>>39566387
I'm not a bender if I'm the man. Vid related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP5RDYIb4Yw
>>39566438
>Homosexual that got cucked
start with yourself, runt.
>>39566433
There's already one of these
Mongy moggs is a posh cunt, he can suck me chode.
>>39566160
>>39566387
>these guys had grandfathers sitting in snow covered trenches fighting off the Russians
what the fuck is happening to europe
>>39566430
>"men with bigger penises ARE more confident naturally"
This fucking meme.
>just under 8 inches erect
>never leave my room apart from going to work, getting food and shitting
Big cock does fuck all if no one is willing to talk to you and shuns you because you're an ugly cunt
>>39566455
>skinnyfat with retarded shape
LOL, why would you take a picture of that
>>39566470
>what the fuck is happening to europe
I don't know, but I like it.
how do you lads shave your pubes, mine have got a bit unyielding and I dont know how best to tackle them, I've trimmed them with some nail scissors, but still have a fair amount of hair on my crack and gooch and thighs and balls, worried Ill fuck it up using a razer.
>>39566430
Well obviously, they want to make people more un-confident then they're less likely to reproduce. Its like ''unnatural'' natural selection. Its very fucked up.
>>39566455
even the lads posting had better tummies than this...
>>39566415
>JPS is cheap as chips.
Mate, 7.35 for 20 fucking hurts me
>>39566497
>Not recognizing /ourgirl/ Tilde.
See
>>39566382
>tfw I might have the worst tummy on britfeel
>>39566470
flouride and estrogen in the water dude
is there anything sweeter
>>39566528
Nothing you just said changed anything I said
>>39566387
I'd fuck that with vigor never before witnessed tbqh lads
>>39566470
Its quite literally flouride in water over several generations
>>39566535
I HIGHLY doubt that anon, I got that losing weight tummy
>>39566543
It is pretty ugly desu. Just wanted to make sure everyone knew it was /ourgirl/ Tilde.
>hurr durr lets cover our entire body in girls clothes
>let's not post our face though
>teehee~ we're such qt femboys/traps
Fucking state of prison fags.
>>39566432
How do we arrange this?
>>39566519
20 JPS players crushball is like 6.50 by me.
But I meant the baccy. JPS tobacco is cheap.
>>39566563
I went from 16st to 8st in the space of like 2-3 years, the majority in the first year from starving and excessive exercise, its actually uncomfortable now.
oy vey, lads
>>39566568
Literally why do people bring up this argument
who cares about the face, the point is the body
Started recording my thoughts
here's what I have so far
>What does "the exception that proves the rule" mean?
>Why do some people choose to go by their middle name? And how is the transition process?
>>39566569
Where are you based?
In an original fashion
>all these traps and trannies and im just a normal dude with a masc bf who wont be attacked for looking gay
>>39566568
hahaha this woke me up on traps/femboys and trannies
>>39566570
Did not even know you could buy that
>>39566590
Oh maybe you do then, I have 5 stone to lose, started at 15st 2lb at the start of the year now down to 12st 7Ib but weigh ins tomorrow so hoping il be a pound or 2 down from that.
>tfw speaking about weight on britfeel so I can talk in stone rather than pounds
>>39566615
You also won't kill yourself when your entire reason for existing (getting compliments on fucking 4chan) is taken away due to age
Still, the more traps and trannies who kill themselves, the better
>>39566601
Which you also can't see...
You fucking idiot
>>39566568
>Implying I've wasted hundreds of bong on hormones, tanked my endocrine system and made myself sterile for nothing
REEEE LET ME LIVE MY FANTASY BAKA >:|||~
Mingy moggs deffo chongs on Willy
>>39566660
I know, anon ;-;
It's worth getting compliments from fat neckbearded autists who settled for trannies because they can't get real women. Stop insuilting my lifestyle, anon, REEEE!
>>39566625
not him but well done lad. That is impressive. Good luck for your weigh in!
I started at 18st 2lb in december and am now 15st 9lb. Really want to get to 14, Im pretty fucking tall so Ill look pretty decent at that weight I think
boys in skirts
Tbqh lads the arousal I get from traps and trannies is because of the thought of dominating a submissive male. Not even arsed if I come across as a bender.
>>39566387
>>39566540
think im gay lads
is this how it starts
>>39566568
Fuckin hell mate I just wear cute socks cause it makes me feel cute for my bf I'm not pretending to be a trap
>>39566706
You don't 'come across' as a bender lad you fucking are one.
>>39566707
Yes. I started fapping to traps on October 30 2015 and now I have a bf
>>39566701
See, even with half the face you can see what an absolute fucking state these "people" are
>>39566701
Stop you are turning me straight.
>>39566707
being gay is pretty fun as a normal dude
cuddling into a man is great
all his hard muscles and manly scent that makes you feel protected and safe, despite being a man yourself. its very stres relieving
>>39566731
The romans and greeks would disagree with you.
>>39566758
>a bunch of degenerate paedophiles would disagree with you
Oh no
>>39566744
you are probably already straight. real gays like manly faces
>>39566752
Stop bragging. You fags live life on easy mode like women
>tfw 6 ft 5
>tfw 5 inch dick
W H Y?
>>39566707
embrace it lad 78yj
>>39566770
I bet you are a christian poster aren't you?
>>39566758
...and? They had more than their fair share of magnificent accomplishments, but they were still godless weirdos.
>>39566692
Oh shit anon, good luck my man, I wish I was tall, sadly Im a manlet at 5'6 and when I was 15st I cant even imagine how disgusting I looked. I used to sweat eating. Thats how fucking bad I was.
We're all going to make it!
>>39566807
You'd lose that bet
>>39566779
it is nice to not have to deal with women
well you are kinda right, my bf has paid for dinner multiple times and since hes older and more masculine its hard for me to not let him.
i try to make it up buy getting lunch and coffees, but he always likes to pay but i do feel guilty
at least im the bottom and he can get his payback in cumming in me
Speaking of all this gay shit. Here's your daily Ebin update lads.
>One of the biggest reasons I wanted to move out was so I could fully shave and crossdress before I get too old.
>Might invite Tilde round so we can do each others make up
>not a tranny or a homosexual or anything its just a fun kink. Might get tilde to dress up as a japanese schoolgirl with me and take pics
>I think i'd be a sub if I was gay because to me it doesn't feel good to play with my willy/orgasm. I'd feel better making someone else feel good
NOT GAY
>>39566770
>roman and greeks are degenate
Lad, the entire West is built on their philosophies, especially England. You would be nowhere without them
>>39566691
They probably could get real women, they're just too scared to try.
They think the women they see on youtube and in porn are ALL women.
link to Ebin blog pls lads
Gosh lads, this life lark is really difficult isn't it, anyone got any tips for coping? been really at my wits ends lately, could really use the help, I will repay you in (you)s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHe2H2WOQXs
no qt celt gf to sing to you
>>39566841
>loser who is useless with women and has nothing going on in their life wants to crossdress/trap to bring some sense of meaning and validation to their worthless, pathetic, vapid existence
Wow, what a fucking shocker! It's just like every single other trap/tranny on the planet
>>39566857
cut longways for results
Necking 'K' cider whilst snacking on a pack of scampi and lemon bites to be honest lads.
>>39566845
Not their degenerate, homosexual paedophilic philosophies. There's a fucking good reason we got rid of that shit because even a certain sect of sandniggers knew it was morally wrong
>>39566874
Well at least now I know that, have you got any tips for someone if they want to feel better?
>>39566786
>tfw 5'6
>tfw 5 inch peen
>tfw 4.5 girth
>tfw like 1.5 inch flaccid
I want to be swallowed by the earth, I was not made for this life.
>>39566857
Have you tried alcohol? I did, it's great.
>tfw all the money I save on "road tax" I funnel into buying more Lycra.
>>39566841
cute
>>39566855
https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/
>>39566892
I associate K Cider with that alcoholic chick from that louis theroux one
>>39566892
How's the cider?
>>39566857
Exercise and put on a smile anon. In all seriousness just figure out what is making you unhappy and take steps to resolve it. I will sit for long periods of time trying to understand what is wrong with me and why I'm feeling bad.
>>39566905
>tfw 5 inch peen
>>tfw 4.5 girth
w-wha....post it please
>That pivotal moment of meeting a trap hookup
>Their manly face kills your mood and libido
>You don't want to fuck this guy, but you're invested
Do you do it and spend forever trying to convince yourself you enjoyed it
or do you back out and feel forever ashamed that you could convince yourself you're gay
>>39566833
It's not even that, it's the fact that it is a lot easier to get sex and maybe relationships?. You don't have to put up with being messed about by women and now you can jobs because you're gay to fill the company quota.
>>39566822
>I used to sweat eating
Yeah been there lad. Sleep apnoea was killing me too.
You have to play the hand you're dealt mate, don't wish you were anything but yourself. you've already proved you can do it, so just keep it up!
Again, good luck for the weigh in. I'll be back online tomorrow night and will ask about it.
>>39566915
I did try drinking, felt good for a while then it stopped feeling so good
>>39566934
I have been exercising a lot lately, I feel better afterwards but not for long. My problem is that I'm stuck living with my parents. There isn't much work around these parts for me and rent is to much for any job I could get anyway. I could go back to uni but honestly I really hated it.
>>39566857
Life's difficult eh lad. I get by with alcohol and drugs; only just however, I've nearly topped myself a few times.
>>39566930
I'm an alcohol, so yeah.
>>39566931
Pretty rough desu, but after the first couple you don't really taste is. Already necked a bottle of Sangria, so..
>>39566943
one day, soon maybe.
>>39566947
>you see these pictures of neck down bodies where everything is covered by clothes and project your heterosexual fantasies onto them
>you meet up
>they dont look like women
>they dont smell like women
>they dont have curves like women
>they have a fucking penis
>all of those pictures and trap doujins were a lie
I can't see anything going wrong with anyone involved here. Nope, not at all
>>39566985
please lad, i thought choads were mythical creatures
>>39566947
you have a few drinks so you can ignore the face and also get in a bit of a drunk rough manhandling sort of mood which will make you feel good about angrily fucking anything
>>39566976
Have you thought about learning programming on your own? It's a useful skill you can do in your own time which can get you a better job. Possibly one where you could pay for rent.
>>39566895
The paedophile shit is exaggerated and I'm pretty sure that was the Greeks, not so much the Romans.
Ever notice how some people are just so angered by traps
absolute closet homos
How do you lads organize your reaction folder?
I keep most of my general pictures in just a reaction folder, but then I have a sub folder for board specific memes, I have a webm folder, a temp folder for images I want quick access, and then characters for things like pepes. wojaks and smug anime girls
Pic releated is my system, post yours
Big hard cocks desu
Moved away from home for first time for uni. Really feeling it, boys. That dark, numb loneliness. Tell me it gets better.
>>39566895
>sandniggers
>not into boy love
kek look up those afghan dancing boys m8
>>39566905
>tfw 6'1
>tfw in shape
>tfw have a 8.6 inch cock
>tfw it's as thicc as a red bull can
>tfw am a virgin with no friends and i fap to traps but also a ethnonationalist
why am i such a mong
>>39566998
Or... you can just admit you're straight and not go through all this bullshit in the first place.
>>39567015
>you're sexually attracted to spiders because you're arachnophobic
This "closet" myth was debunked decades ago
>>39566963
Thanks anon, maybe some day we can post our progress pics. Someday soon!
>>39566955
>maybe relationships?
Depends, there's a LOT of really promiscuous faggots out there and it's sometimes hard to find a guy that isn't a total slut who will cheat on you after a month. Also it's really annoying some times because you get loads of really old guys come on to you all the time when all you want to do is settle down with a faggot roughly your own age.
>>39566976
Yeah, the trick is to keep drinking through it and convince yourself that it still feels good. You don't drink to feel better, you drink to forget everything else.
>>39567000
Thats what I was studying at uni, I do really enjoy doing it but I got a bit burnt out doing, I like the theory but I just can't stand other computer science people
>>39566955
it is really easy, since men are so easy to relate to each other, its like having a best friend but with romantic feelings and deeper emotional connection
i dont really know what heteros talk to women about
in my closet phase trying to be all macho and striaght i was like "why am i talking to her, this is boring, i want a bf"
>>39567041
Yea, and the Taliban hanged and murdered them all. Only when the Yanks drove them away did they come back
>>39566998
just put a bag on their head
cut out the inhibition completely
>>39567029
It doesn't really get better, you just get used to itSorry lad
>>39566992
LEAVE ME ALONE PERVERT. Ill post a pic if you suck it like a chupa chup
>>39567015
Yet I've never fucked one
or wanted to
you have until I die to prove me wrong
>>39567029
Goes away after a week or two. Unless you make no friends at uni and nobody likes or talks to you, then it doesn't get better.Sorry
>>39567063
>murdered them all
>but they came back
ok, have a look at the siwa oasis then
>>39567053
Just ignore them. I don't like compsci people either. It's better than working in a call centre anyway and will help you gain the independence you need. You aren't looking to make friends in a job, just earn money.
>>39567078
m8 im medically fascinated at this point.
>>39567092
Shocking isn't it that heterosexuals don't want to fuck men?
But faggots will project their faglust onto you regardless and assume you're just closeted
>>39567121
go pester this guy >>39567044
What's the deal with Ebin? Does he think that if he offs himself everybody that ever hurt his feelings will be arrested?
lol
>>39567102
I should go back shouldn't I? I still have the slot open, I can still get the money, I have no idea where I'll live but at least its away from home, it gives me something to do, and I might get a job at the end, at least it sorts me out for 3 yearsI don't want to go back but I guess its really the only option I have, why did it have to be like this
>>39567149
shut up about trips you mong,
you mention them they crawl out of the woodwork
>>39567044
>tfw am a virgin with no friends and i fap to traps but also a ethnonationalist
Oh wow, a /pol/ster who is literally a faggot. What a surprise!
And these utter jokesters think they're a good thing for the white race.
>>39567141
I can kinda see where they're coming from in a sense
>Pic related
>"How can you look at this and NOT want to fuck it?!! you must be gay"
I'm sure it's a 10/10 to a gorilla
but I'm not a gorilla
>>39567148
mate that guys cock is normal though, you are saying going look at a horse instead of a unicorn
>>39567121
What do you think it will looks like, its just a penis but smaller.
I'VE MEASURED IT BEFORE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS OK, WHAT COUNTS AS A MEDICAL CHODE? I THOUGHT IT WAS LESS THAN 3 INCHES MADE IT A CHODE.
FUCK YOU CHAD THUNDERCOCK IM NOT YOUR TOY
>>39567161
I physically hated uni myself. But it's over now and I have the chance to get an ok job. You don't ever have to use your degree. But it's better to have the option than none at all.
>6 months eating barely anything
>ate till my stomach hurt yesterday
>6 months of festering turds working their way through my guts
these farts are fucking rancid lads
I'm getting high on the methane
>>39567149
More like he'd try take out some with him before he killed himself.
>>39567210
Calm down dear. It's a commercial.
I need my bum filled
>>39567237
Drink some beer and add some proper pungent smells to it. Delicious
>>39567181
Someones a dicklet, i sometimes fap to traps also got a date on friday, with a real girl.
>>39567307
>a faggot going on a date with a girl
I can't see anything wrong with this scenario. No sir, not at all.
>>39567283
Just don't shit next time you need to.
>>39567210
absolutely howlin now lad
love you lads
really
>tfw no average looking hairy gf
>tfw spent the last 4 and a half hours lying in bed because ive literally no reason to get up
>work at Argos in upstairs stockroom
>pick items from storeroom and send them down a conveyer belt to be given to customers
>customer orders Henry Hoover
>box is a perfect cube and conveyer is at an angle
>misjudge weight and don't put enough ledges on it when I sent it down
>rolls down conveyer belt, bouncing all the way
>customer refuses to buy it
>manager calls me to his office
>tells me I've damaged stock by being careless and I need to prove I know the correct way of picking, lifting and putting items on the conveyer belt
>boss picks items of different sized and weights and makes me show him how I put them on the conveyer belt
>tells me he's going to watch me for the next week to make sure I'm doing it right
>>39567333
better than chasing some skelly legged,chubby tranny.
a reminder than Ebin is actively stalking this thread whilst also posting on 4+4chan
>>39567237
Anyone else binge eat here?
going to bed early after a long and tiring day desu
going to have dreamies of being with a girl hopefully
>>39567283
it feels good
my first time with my bf was really nice, its a really amazing feeling, you lose control and he takes control and your at his mercy
and it blows your mind, the level of physical pleasure is unreal, even if you dont cum.
my voice gets raised to pitches i didnt even know i could do
and when he finishes inside you, feel him press into your back and wrap his arms around your chest as his cock unloads into you...absolute. heaven. nothing feels more intimate and special as that.
you need to learn to relax and lean into his cock otherwise you will be a scared little puppy and it might traumatise you if your not in the right mindset
>>39566563
>anon
you mean ebin
>>39564485
I've been playing a lot of Stardew Valley again lately, can recommend if you're into that kind of thing.
>tfw the company director decides the best use of their time is personally meddling in one minor thing you do that accounts for less than a grand a year.
THIS IS WHY NOTHING GETS DONE AROUND HERE
>>39567405
Now this is pure larping from someone who only gets their experiences from doujins
I honestly can believe that know one whats to take part in this interesting discussion I proposed here >>39567025
Come on you fags, tell me how you organize your reaction images, I HAVE TO KNOW
>>39567414
ask him for a pay raise or to fuck off
>>39567384
Anything is better than chasing trannies. It's like no one is aware of the 50 mental illnesses those freaks possess.
>>39567422
just what i experienced from losing my virginity last week to my bae and subsequently fucking like rabbits
>move to a small town
>find out that a company that made a best selling
meme game has an office just off the highstreet
>>39567436
numbers and i name them
>>39567405
Thinking of stuff like this makes my butt tingle.
>>39567396
I've made no secret i'm anonposting here since yesterday
>>39567507
get the petrol and matches lad
>>39567530
thats ok anon
it doesent make you any less of a man
love it desu lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl-DVXCnZM0
>>39567468
I know, which is why am still a virgin had many chances to meet qt trans/trapfags, all i have to do is show them my dick, much prefer just to have a cheeky wank over them now and again.
>>39567374
>OMG ANON DID YOU MAKE A SLIGHT ERROR??
>PROVE TO ME YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THIS JOB YOU HAVE BEEN DOING FOR MONTHS/YEARS
What a cunt t b h
>>39567025
Can't show because it's off but I have mine as
Random anime girls/waifu/waifu#2/gondola/wojak/Pepe/Apu/britfeels/misc folders
Naming systems are varied
Some are emotional based, some are based on a single letter i.e. (w34) and some I've just not bothered to index (most of the anime pics)
>>39567025
I don't. I usually just Google it when I need a specific macro these days.
>>39567600
>waifu
>waifu#2
FILTH
>>39567600
i thought you fucked off to 8ch
>>39567414
Not played it, might see if I can ask an online friend to set it up so I can use their library again and check it out though.
Company director sounds a few pennies short of the pound though
>>39567405
>my voice gets raised to pitches i didnt even know i could do
kek fuck off
>>39567636
Sagiris art is very aesthetic but Rem from Re:zero is great as a character and has the aesthetic
Can't deny it lad, I'll be filth but I'll be enjoying it like a pig in mud
>>39567508
>>39567600
>>39567631
All these systems disgust me, here is a reaction images embodying my disgust, it wasn't tricky to do
>>39567530
He skipped the part where a dude grunts like a sailor as he rips your bumhole apart and makes you shit yourself for a week
>>39567702
Missed some mind break scenarios too, and "oniichan~" and a whole host of other bollocks that doesn't happen in real life
>>39567698
Sorry Anon, I don't take my reaction images very seriously.
>>39567663
you try getting fucked and maintaining a level of calm masculinity lel
>>39564698
I have never got birthday or Christmas presents from my parents, they get me small things like idk a new toothbrush or a book but otherwise I have no concept of receiving gifts from parents
>>39567181
Rather have a white guy that faps to traps than hordes of overtly criminal third world filth, shlomo
>>39567753
>bf fucks me
>We get into a grunting match
>Who can grunt the manliest
>We both have a mangasm at the end
What are you, straight?
>>39567702
>>39567713
tbf both of these are equally innacurate
>>39567702
I'm sure you could communicate them to be gentle.
What's wrong with grunting?
>>39567777
>rather have sodomites than non-sodomites
Fucking state of white people I swear
>>39567783
guess im just mentally more of a bitch then
my bf is very good at commanding me on cue, just naturally submissive to him because his cock is so muhc bigger than mine
>>39567530
the correct term is boipucci
use it
>>39567799
hmmm at reddit spacing, wonder who is behind this post.
>the absolute state of het cucks
Lmao
>>39567804
I'm submissive as well, doesn't mean you have to be a girl about it. Grunt until he can't stop laughing.
Society is fucking shit lads. Life is rigged so richcunts stay rich and poor cunts stay poor.
Anyone wanna check out into the Scottish Highlands with me then?
>>39567881
>Life is rigged so richcunts stay rich and poor cunts stay poor.
happy 14th birthday!
>>39564408
Fuck drivers constantly running my freinds over when they cycling
>>39567881
Only if i can bum you on top of ben nevis
>>39567799
t. repressed Muslim poofter
You want the BNP as much as your wife (cousin) does
>>39564431
come to an estate m8
Society is fucking shit lad. Life is rigged so that popular cunts get all the cool toys and unpopular cunts get nothing.
Anyone else want to hang out with me at play time?
>>39567799
What are you non white person.
>>39567880
but hes really masculine and dominant and he likes it
>>39567931
You don't have to be a bitter cunt because someone made a silly post
>>39567931
wots playtime?
>>39564475
just bip the horn theyll let you past they probabally havent noticed you theres nothing scaryer than cycling along and having a car right behind you cos you cant slow down without getting killed just bip the horn dont honk and scare the shit outta them and theyll notice you and let you pass as it is prefrible to being chased by a car
>>39567967
What, has your relationship not got to the point where you both just do stupid shit to make the other fuck up and laugh?
>>39567898
>implying it's not
I'll be the first in my family to break the cycle if I can finish my degree and get a job that will lead me to middle class but it also means doing lots of networking and hoping I get a hit
How do I go about getting some morphine?
>>39564530
kick the door in u retard
>>39567968
Hi, welcome to 4chan, in r9k you'll find whinny posters, /fit/ is full of wanna be chads, /mu/ is for wankers, and /pol/ is for tin foil hatters, please enjoy and fuck off back reddit when your done
>>39568003
i implied no such thing
i ridicule because this is stuff you learn at 14 and we all know already.
>>39567994
He's afraid his bf will leave him if he shows any semblance of masculinity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCgkMLI_ZFk
bikefags are cunts
based white man
>>39568019
>Hi, welcome to 4chan
Fuck off reddit
>>39567983
When your a little kid and they went you go outside to play, thats play time, you get it in primary school
>>39564678
most people that seem like chads are actually robots that need to live in the world outside their head so have to constantly socalise and get good at it and most "robots" are people perfectly capable of socalising but prefer to retreat into their own head because muh narcissism
>>39568024
sort of felt implied lad but alright
>>39568051
>Maybe if I use his insult back at him it'll work
>>39567994
its only during sex, besides its hard to be jokey with his monster cock in me
>>39568032
you kidding? bf loves when i brag about my lifts
Would you witness a signature for your friendly local GP?
>>39568080
Sure, I can watch someone write their name
>>39568019
>/pol/ is for tin foil hatters
In 1998, no town in Britain was a town where the white children were a minority. Every major town in Britain had a majority of White British children.
This changed in 1999.
In 1999, Slough became the first town where the White British under 18s became a minority, under 50%.
In 2000, Nelson followed.
In 2001, Batley and Greater London also became minority white in the under-18s.
In 2002, Leicester.
In 2003, no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2004, Birmingham.
In 2005, Luton.
In 2006, no new towns. The last year no new towns became minority white for under 18s.
In 2007, Keighley.
In 2008, Burton on Trent.
In 2009, High Wycombe.
In 2010, Bradford.
In 2011, Manchester.
In 2012, Dewsbury.
In 2013, Huddersfield.
In 2014, Halifax.
In 2015, Sandwell, Blackburn, Reading and Watford.
In 2016, Nottingham, Wolverhampton and Oxford.
In 2017, Bedford and Coventry.
Same story all over Europe
>>39568048
what a fucking mong
>>39568003
not me, also no one gives a fuck about your boasting normal fag. had enough of people coming when they are knowingly happier just to boast to a bunch of losers.
>>39568003
when did this board get so fucking hostile? fuck off back to /b/ you stupid cunt, fucking die there you prick.
>>39568072
>hey bby cakes, I set a new PR on bench today, 15kg orm! a-are you proud of me? :3
>>39568113
i can lift more than him tho
but his core is insane
>>39568048
>red light
>casually cycle through it
>cagers completly loose their shit
>B-BUT ITS NOT FAIRR REEEE
>>39568048
why are white van men so angry all the time
is his wife taking dago cock or something?
>>39568048
My manor. That's Walworth Road
>friend invited me to go inna woods and play with a oujia board for halloween
spooky stuff lads
Can someone break my weak body and make me cry please
>>39568165
tell him stop being a 16 year old goth girl
>>39568101
>When did this board get so hostile
>Is massively fucking hostile
Now we shall point at this man and laugh
>>39568151
I'm joshing pal
don't get defensive, i'm sure you're buff as fuck
Tried pissing, got very light headed for some reason and pissed on the floor. I don't know what happened but I couldn't see or think for a few seconds. Nearly fell over and bashed my head.
>>39568180
I bet you can't even open a jam jar for your nan.
>>39568165
Ghosts don't exist, lad. I love all the paranormal programes but it just isn't real
Wonder if this is some kind of "hard candy" kinda deal lads?
>>39568197
Were you sitting down or inactive for a long period of time and then suddenly get up to take a piss?
>>39568197
Low blood pressure lad
Should eat something if you havent already
>>39568191
u got me
roginooo
>>39568210
I-Is that even possible?
>>39568156
Because faggots like in the vid think they rule the road.
>dago cock
whats is it
>>39568154
>see some bike cuck ahead in spandex
>BEEP BEEP BEEP!
>he shits himself like the beta bitch he is
>he spams the curb and lands face 1st
>>39568211
Yeah, I was lying in bed for quite a while. That's probably it.
>>39568210
Swipe left.
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>>39568210
>Luci, 19
>YES i am 18!
>>39568248
Yeah, you're getting old Anon, don't get up so quickly.
>>39568210
hmm could i inject hormones into this gland and become super stronk
>>39568275
Getting old?! I'm only 19!
>>39568272
>he thinks people update their profiles regularly
but naw that is a straight honey trap
>won money betting onlinethanks ebin
>try to withdraw winnings
>"you have to send us a bunch of shit to prove who you are"
is this a fucking joke?
>>39568278
You could have when you were 13, bit late now for that.
>>39568198
Jam jars are difficult to open, Anon. Even for normal people ;-;
>>39568278
mate look up adam rainer
>>39568295
Yeah, that's roughly when it started happening to me too.
I remember one time barely holding onto consciousness during a piss and all I could see was a very small dot in the middle of my eyes.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13874456/r
hmm really gets the nogging jogging
>After North Korea test big nuclear bomb on 3 September, plenty world leaders and countries dem for different continent don threaten say dem no go do business with Pyongyang again.
How is this not really racist? It's like they're doing a very bad black person impression.
>>39568302
They're just annoying you've won and are withdrawing. They expect you to lose and keep it for themselves
>>39568180
Ok, I'll break your legs and lock you in a cupboard
>>39568314
>adam rainer
FUCK! a real super mutant.
>>39568327
I dont have a scanner or anything. Why are they so mean
>>39568399
got a phone? take a pic of it and upload it
>>39568459
I dont but I'll ask my sister to help me out
>>39568399
I bet you can instantly bet on anything though
They make it awkard as possible to withdraw your winnings so you think "fuck this ill just stick it all on this random match" and loose it all
>free wager
>it wins
>"free wager must be placed 10 times before withdrawing
Sneeky desu
Getting stoned makes me so guilty.
I made myself not want to go to uni anymore because I'll miss my mum
done with work
day off tomorrow
life is seemingly bearable
>>39568481
>I'll ask my sister to help me out
Seen many adult videos begin like that
>>39568363
mad lad, innit? fucking mad i tell thee
Predict The Sun headline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkOwp4pwzs8
>>39568399
>withdrew 1700+ from bet365 without an issue
>tried arbing a few times
>accounts still open
>>39568537
lol what a whorethis is my fetish
>>39568513
it's like some type of chad syndrome
>>39568537
How far do people with these disorders get in life before finding out that they aren't normal?
I wasn't diagnosed with ass burgers until I was 26 because I thought everybody was the same as me
>>39568537
Woman with severe mental disability suffers CONSTANT orgasms, are immigrants to blame?
>>39568537
roasties delight
Has Ebin been in?
i know you like me, kiss me with your eyes closed.
>>39568662
Maybe haha, how come?
time for a new thread desu, I'd make it but then I'd feel bad leaving it
>>39568684
you overbearing twat
ha I'm just kidding m8, you're alright
>>39568706
people used to talk to me like that at school and it really trigged my autismo
>Muslims kill more people in Britain than Handguns
>Handguns are banned
>Muslims aren't
Anyone wanna explain this one?
>>39568719
same
I never learned to cope so I just emulated it
ITS A NEW THREAD
>>39568778
>>39568778
>>39568778
Why don't you come say hello?
>>39568776
It's a bloody outrage mate hangings too good for 'em