who /asshole/ here? >tfw banned from every forum and kicked

i dont know what it is

i try to be nice but my life has been fucked up so i just get into fights with people because im jealous of everything

i try to change and i cant unless i take downers

>>39564112
yes im a keyboard warrior

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>>39564112
>mfw i've probably caused suicides and I know I've caused people to self-harm

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>>39564112
>used to just naturally be an asshole because kids don't give a fuck about that stuff until it's too late and they have no friends left
>would comepete to see who could piss off the most people the fastest
>would get from websites for fun
>record for fastest ban is 5 seconds
I wish I was joking, I'm too much of a lonely sperg to even attempt to annoy people anymore because I annoy the people I actually like and they all leave me so I make it a rule to avoid everyone to minimize the amount that hate me.
Sometimes when I'm alone I wish I could make up for all the shittery I did to people but I'm either too much of a sperg to do anything or they hate me so much that they just block me out.
Sometimes I pretend I have to a list of people to say sorry to like on My Name Is Earl.

Yes. I got banned from MPA about 10 times for posting "gore thinspo" and talking shit about liberals and shoplifters.

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>banned on SA for life
>banned on 8gag for another month
>not currently banned from 4chan
>banned from the convienence store
>banned from the dive bar
>banned from my old condo

i'm proud to say that only ignorant christians work up the nerve to ban me

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>>39564112
you are so cool because you break the rulez

>>39564112
tfw I'm a thread killer, everytime I make a comment in a thread, it dies. Mass thread murderer.

>>39564112
Fucking yes
>tfw normie book group mods are sjws 8/10 times

>>39566599
Wow, got any good stories??

>last one at school before summer break
>all restrooms locked
>one isnt
>take the meanest shit I can muster on the seat
>break the sink knobs and let the water run
>frequently sneeze on car door handles
>have yelled out the ending of every movie I've just seen in the lobby at movie theaters
>told my cousin hes a half nigger and doesnt count as a person when he was 7
>told same cousin santa wasnt real
>cooked and omelette and threw it on neighbors roof one night

>>39566926
>tfw killing a thread just because you can

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>>39567196
>have yelled out the ending of every movie I've just seen in the lobby at movie theaters
Absolutely over the line, Anon.

>We /satan/ now?

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Roommate kept stealing my shampoo, I unscrewed the top and came inside and mixed it up.

>tfw I leave it alone and notice it's half empty a few weeks later