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>To start with, humans get easily sick if they eat raw meat, a sign that neither their stomach nor their immune system are designed for meat. Real carnivores have stronger stomachs that also "eat" the parasites, bacteria and worms of rotting meat.
>Humans cannot digest meat well: mostly they have to cook it. Carnivores don't cook. Humans began eating meat on a large scale after the invention of cooking.
>Humans are the only primates that eat meat (any animal can eat meat in small quantities, but no primate eats meat on a regular basis).
>Humans who eat a lot of meat get heart disease, cancer, diabetes, osteoporosis, and all sorts of degenerative diseases. Carnivore animals who eat a lot of meat live healthy lives.
>When they don't abuse of meat, humans live very long lives by the standards of the animal kingdom.
>Humans need to sleep about the same amount of time as other herbivores, who sleep a lot less than carnivores.
>Human "canine" teeths are shared with horses, not with carnivores. There is no carnivore that has teeth like our canines. Horses have them. Whatever their function, it is not to eat meat.
>Humans are the only carnivore that enjoys putting "sauces" on meat. In fact, very few humans would eat meat cooked with no sauces. What sauces do is to hide the taste of meat.
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>>38601742
>If a vegetarian diet were dangerous, half the population of India would be dead or very sick. On the other hand, in the places where the diet is mainly carnivorous, people do get sick and die by the thousands of all sorts of diseases.
>It is fairly easy for a meat-eater to become a vegetarian; it is difficult for a vegetarian to eat meat. This is a sign that the human digestive system has to be trained from childhood to digest meat, otherwise it wouldn't.
>As a world traveler, i noticed that the percentage of vegetarians among independent traveler is way higher than in any of their countries. After enough years, i started realizing that it's just natural selection at work: meat eaters are more likely to get sick when they travel, and therefore are more likely to stop traveling. All it takes is a slightly different way of cooking the meat and humans cannot digest it anymore. Over the long run, this creates a disproportional number of vegetarians among frequent travelers.
>At a personal level, i have always noticed that my friends who eat meat are afflicted with weak health, get easily injured and are more likely to get a flue. Needless to say, they would claim that this has nothing to do with meat, and that they would be sicker and weaker if they stopped eating it.
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>>38601753
>There are both meat-only eaters and vegetarians on this planet. The former (the Eskimos) are rapidly disappearing, and had never been a vast population. The latter are tens of millions (in South India). The only recent scientific study of life expectancy for Eskimos ("Life expectancy in the Inuit-inhabited areas of Canada, 1989 to 2003" Health Reports 2003) showed that they lived about ten years less than the average in Canada; but, of course, this could be due simply to the fact that their lifestyle was so primitive in many other ways. On the other hand, life expectancy in southern India is actually higher than the national average, with Kerala topping the list, but then, again, southern India tends to perform better than northern India in many social indicators, not just life expectancy. So the real relationship is not between diet and life expectancy, but, with all due respect, between diet and intelligence: the vegetarians of south India have created better living conditions, whereas Eskimos have created worse living conditions. I am aware of Nobel Prize winners, nuclear scientists and Silicon Valley entrepreneurs from south India, none from Eskimo tribes.
>Last but not least, most humans are disgusted by dead animals. If you see a dead cat or dog or raccoon in the street, brains and entrails splattered all over the asphalt, you are more likely to vomit than to salivate the way a real carnivore would.
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I hope you know alot of people are ethier going to debunk you or hide your thread.

Saged

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is /r9k/ secure about their penis size?
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My penis is very ugly and small, so yes.
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>>38601609
Should be
>the virgin penis
>the chad chode
To match the others in the series
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>>38601609
I-is seven inches not long?

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ITT post how are you feeling tonight.
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hold on to the jewels !
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Crawling in my skin desu.
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Yikes!! we really lack feels threads

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anyone else /sexoffenderregistry/ and pissed?

>be me
>autist retard always picked on in school
>8 year old cousin qt
>touch, biggest mistake of life
>ask her to keep secret
Spoiler:she tattled instantly
>3 felonies
>sex offender + predator status for life
>been out awhile
>family hates me, neighbors hate me, jobs laugh at thought of hiring
>still virgin

Kill self but can't even buy gun
What do
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>>38598894
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. I wish I could give you advice.
>touch, biggest mistake of life
How long ago is that?
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>>38598894
>sex offender + predator status for life
badges of honour.
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if actual autist then get on disability

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What do I say now, /r9k/?
I really want to make her my girlfriend.
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Iet's get married
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>>38597533
how do you see they look closed
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>>38597533
thats a fucking chink, m8.
don't breed with that.

I want to feel pretty.
We can be pretty.
Life is better when you feel pretty.
There is a way to be pretty.
It's easy.
Ask us!
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>>38584534
>There is a way to be pretty.
>It's easy.
h-how can I be pretty and cute
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Not worth it mate. Too much weight to lose. 5'7 and 180 lbs.
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>>38584619
>h-how can I be pretty and cute
ssssshhh
dont tell any1

How did you fight against society today?
I just super-glued a cavity aka didn't fall for the dentist jew.
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take THAT, society
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>>38617194
>I just sealed a bunch of bacteria into my tooth because I don't have dental
Heed my words, you will shortly.
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>>38617220
This. Enjoy your abcess and having to explain to the dentist the reasoning behind your immensely stupid actions

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>hey mister can you pretend to be my boyfriend, some creeps from school won't take a hint and leave me alone
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>>38617185
why do they use markers to draw eyebrows?
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That is one ugly make-up face.
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this is obviously a set up to rob me, fuck off

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>"hello welcome to McAnons, can i take your order we have a lot to offer today"
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Can I get 10 servings of abortion waste poured directly into my mouth
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do u guys serve aids here
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>>38616967
Ill have the bees on wheat with a side order of helicopter pie

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Yesterday started off with me walking into petco with a girl I met off tinder
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The day ended with me cumming inside her mouth and having her almost pass out drunk I the back seat of my car
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Now finish it with you walking off a bridge.
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You made this thread yesterday and nobody cares.
Go away.

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>open frozen pizza
>the paprika is all on one side
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>>38616790
Fuck you, this is my thread now bitch
>be moving out of my house w/ my parents
>they hire somebody to go through our shit and help us throw stuff out, b/c mom is a hoarder and also retarded
>be home alone
>she arrives 11 am (am awake somehow)
>qt3.75
>tattoos make her look like a niggress, but idgaf
>she comes in and sorts through my computer room/office first, since she assumes i'm the only normal one and it will bet he quickest
>but little does she know i have weapons-grade diagnosed ass burgers
>i like to think i can hide it pretty well at this point though
>things go well
>i make a few remarks and she laughs sincerely, and i dont chimp out and keep talking like an ass
>sorting through my papers while she helps put some books in boxes
>see a familiar scribble
>fuck.pdn
>scribble of a troll face
>captioned "PROBLEM?" in toddler-esque handwriting
>dated 2011
>too recent to say i was just a little kid
>quickly throw it in a trash bag
>she doesnt notice
>cuban missile crisis avoided
>an hour later
>still going on
>ive been inhaling so much dust that im getting physically ill
>its been too long
>you wouldnt like me when i sperg
>find her bottle of clear gatorade
>yell out to her "im going to the men's room"
>"men's room" i say
>like a true gentleman
>take the gatorade into the bathroom
>rip off a fat load into it
>my sperm is clear, im pretty sure i have a disease
>but at least it blends in
>put it back in its spot
>continue for another hour
>things continue to go well
>she leaves
>notice the kitchen counter
>the gatorade is gone
>remember what transpired over that sweaty old shitter an hour before

Well guess I'm no longer a virgin now, I'll keep in touch from the other side
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Poopy poo
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>>38617011
you actually ding-dong diddly did it didn't ya? Oi pinhead you got that girl pregnant ya hear. Now she'll want ya money for your strangely black kid.

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Here is your pizza
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Thank you kid sir
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>>38616736
Thanks man. Want to come in for a slice?
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>>38616736
Thanks bro, peace.
>no tip cuz straya

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Which is more redpilled: barefoot or socks?
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>>38616726
barefoot. i never wear socks at home
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Socks. Barefoot is for filthy Indian nigger monkeys who love to make other people smell their curry scented feet.
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Socks you fucking nasty footed nigger

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Is depression just a meme? Are you depressed? How does your family treat your mental illness?

> my parents are disappointed

>think I'm a lazy loser

> don't know why I can't just get up and make a change.
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stop being a whiny faggot and man the fuck up, 'depression' is a made up illness that describes teen angst
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Bumping original
This is an original post
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>>38616782
You forgot to say that it was made up by jews

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>itt come up with a rapper name

Lil nigger
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Lil necro
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D-indu
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steve blackman

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