What do I say now, /r9k/? I really want to make her my girlfriend.

Iet's get married

>>38597533
how do you see they look closed

>>38597533
thats a fucking chink, m8.
don't breed with that.

>>38597533
say something with "eclair" !
go
go
go
!

You fucked up already. When making compliments, don't say shit like that. You're allowed to say things like "Wow, you have great eyes!" but what you just typed makes you come off as autistic or even creepy. She didn't even ask for your first impression, so don't lead with "my first impression of you is..."

>Having to add: "That's my first impress of you".
Autism is real in this one.

>>38597533
you single and do you like what ever race u are

>>38597588
don't have anyone pretend anything... YOU creep

She's being polite, she's not actually flattered. She probably groaned audibly and showed your message to her friends and they laughed about it before she decided to be nice and reply.

>>38597583
i would love to eat you out like a french eclair

This shit ain't real my man lmfao is this really ur pickupline in 2k17

She knows you are either autistic or extremely beta. So the best thing for you to do now is to pretend you are a beta orbiter and hope she dates you for the gifts.

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>>38597533
HAHAHAHA you got 'aww'd. It's OVER you cringeworthy autist, did you learn how to talk to girls from movies or something? Its pretty obvious you've had no real world practise

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>>38597739
>implying "she" has a dick

you're better off telling her she's an ugly cunt and then saying JK after.
seriously, women are so spoiled with attention that positive shit bores them.
you need to get an emotional rise out of them, but not too much to where they block you.

>>38597533
>she writes correctly
>with caps
>and punctuation

Be polite. Tell her you'd really like to take her out for pie and coke. Be outspoken but decent. Grills love guys with confidence

>>38597533
Aw, that is sweet Anon. You come across as genuine and exposing some vulnerability by not trying to seem cool, which non-slutty girls actually appreciate.

If she is the type of non-slutty more reserved asian type that she seems to be judging by her positive response, then odds are she'll react poorly if you pitch meeting up fairly early in the conversation. I'd have a standard conversation with her and get to know her a little bit before asking her if she'd like to go on a date.

All the negative responses people are giving you for being "beta" only apply if you were going with the formula of "be as alpha as possible so that you can have one-night stands with sluts". This kind of more honest approach is perfect if you have a genuine interest in the person and you are looking for a meaningful relationship.

You can do it Anon!

>>38597945
Don't worry, with your shit approach you get cucked. It is literally the ideal situation for her to be in.
A beta provider and a "real" man to fuck her beastly.

Keep us up to date op, and good luck

Say something fun when you message girls. Don't try to be so fucking formal. Treat them like your little sister and hit em with bantz

>>38597774
what do your words mean ?

>>38597739
and maybe not for the OP image.... lol

>thats so sweet

its already over friend

but i guess you could try to say "Your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks"

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>>38598061
French eclair is pic related.
Now you tell me but this form doesn t really reminds me of a vagoo.

>flirting with a fuckin chink
just ask her if she wants to fuck they are no more then holes

g o d d a m n the replies in this thread are hilarious.

trust
>>38597583
>>38597848
>>38597945

keep being gentle but intent .

>>38598106
oh wow
the point would be something like with "sweet" and "eclair" or maybe "treat"

you are not cute at all .

OP are you here?

eclerino

>>38597588
>what you just typed makes you come off as autistic or even creepy
>>38597719
>She's being polite, she's not actually flattered.

These are accurate. Give her something she can actually respond to, and something that doesn't put pressure on her to feel a certain way toward you.

>You are the answer to all my dreams, can we go out?
Bad. Starts the relationship with a clear imbalance of emotion. Puts pressure on her because she probably doesn't (yet) feel the same for you.
>You seem cool, want to grab some coffee sometime?
No pressure. No big commitment. Just meet for coffee and see where things go. Much easier for her to agree to.

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>>38598267
Yeah, I just don't know what to say.
I'm considering apologizing for saying something so pathetic, but I feel like that would only make it worse. I fucked up. I really just wanted this girl to know how beautiful I find her, but it came out in such an awful way.

Cute
Ask her what that mouth do

>>38598406
Learn and move on. She obviously didn't see it as much as a big deal as you did.

>>38598406
It's cool, man. Just relax. Maybe you fucked it up, maybe you didn't. She didn't block you so you at least have that going for you. Stop putting so much pressure on yourself to make each interaction go perfectly smooth, you'll learn over time.

Just talk a bit and make a low-pressure offer to meet up like I mentioned in >>38598339.

You farm the rice, you pay the price

Better keep that in mind

>>38598406
don't worry OP there is plenty of chinks in the sea

>>38598406

here>>38598167
three
eight
five
nine
eight
one
six
seven

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Kill me. Really.
I just want to die.

>>38598778
Damn man. You are a true robot.

>>38598778
Awesome but aren't you just purposely sabotaging yourself? That's not the same as being a shy introvert.

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>>38598778
>this fucking responce

>>38598778
wtf is....
DONT LET OTHER FOOLS FOOL YOU

whathaveudone....

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>>38598778
MORE
brlerg

>>38597533
Claire, would you like to put some acai berries up your asshole then shit them inside my yoghurt?
This would mean A LOT to me.
Xoxo.

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>>38598778
That was unnecessary.
Should have sent a different reply and waited for her response (positive or negative)
Rip

What you sent her was pretty fucking gay.

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>>38598937
Alright. My bio is pretty awful too.
Enjoy it at my expense.

>>38599023
It really wouldn't have mattered either way.
She doesn't want me.

Why didn't you even try OP?

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>>38598778
Jesus fucking kek you could have moved on and at least tried. You had a goddamn chance. Why'd you have to mess it up man? why?
Fuck it it's time to go on DAMAGE CONTROL my alligator, just tell her you want a date and you're jusr dealing with personal shit

>>38598778
You blew it lmao
Consider yourself lucky if she responds to that

>>38599057
Brother you don't even look bad
You are slightly above average in terms of looks

Hide those cuck eyes with glasses or toughen up. Take your absolute failure in >>38598778 as a lesson. You gave up before any reasonable reason to. You literally defeated yourself. You are taking it too hard on yourself

TLDR; you aren't ugly, have some confidence in yourself. More confidence = even more confidence

>>38599057
I'm 18 too and you look pretty fucking good for a man my age. No acne, reasonably powerful chin, good hair. Now I understand appearance doesn't make innards better but tone down that bio, anon.

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>>38599057
>you share a board with autistic chad normies like him

>>38599057
You are a perfectly normal looking dude, there's no reason to torpedo your matches this way.

I am guessing you have a hard time believing someone could actually like you or find you interesting enough to go out with. You'd rather sabotage a conversation than find out she was just fucking with you or just being polite. You have to get over this mindset though. You have to believe that girls may actually find you interesting/attractive because otherwise you're going to just keep creating trainwrecks when it comes to actually talking to them.

>>38599137
>have some confidence in yourself

>"just b ur confident self bro :) <3"

>>38599145
His eyes are also a pretty colour

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>>38597533
Wow that was pretty gay. You'll be nothing but friends.

>>38598406
You can recover. You made a mistake by sounding overly-flattering, which will always make you seem either ungenuine or pathetic. Just be more modest and casual in your complements, and don't over-flatter. Don't make it seem like she means the world to you after only knowing her for 5 minutes.

Lurking for her response

>>38599191
>You can recover
You ah... might want to take a look at >>38598778

>>38599202
I'll post it if she does respond.
Took me half a day to work up the courage to look at her last message though.

>>38599202
do you really think she will responce?

>>38599232
*respond

eclerinino

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>>38599212
Yeah I just saw that, damn.

>>38599296
But, good advice in >>38599191 regardless.

>>38599222
Apologize for your rant. One time, two lines max, and post answer pronto mothafucka because I need to haul my ass to bed soon

>>38599057
Get out Normie, idiot

>>38597533
Tell her that she has to eat all the eggs

Or else...

>>38598778
The only possibility of salvaging this is to turn it into some kind of awkward self-deprecating humor which she might find cute. Anything to make that message sound less serious.

>>38599057
ditch the twin peaks paragraph and end it with
>'also im DTF'

>>38598778
Dude lmao. Just stay single bro, it's not that bad.

>>38599057
go fuck yourself chad, you're living life on easy mode and you're messing it up

>>38599382
I'm not going to do that because in all honesty, it doesn't matter and I don't care. I've pretty much accepted at this point that I will never find a girlfriend who will accept me for who I am.

>>38599166
He doesn't look bad he should have some confidence looking like that.

he has hope

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>>38597533
"I just wish you'd open them more often"

>>38599359
No. He has to tell her she needs to protect the baby.

>>38599451
I look better than half of this board yet I'm still terrible at socializing and I have zero self-esteem

>>38599441
I think all you have to do is lighten up. If you're depressed, insecure and whatnot you have to develop some kind of sense of humor about it, and not let it consume your personality. That may sound awful but it's better than either trying to hide it (and pretend you're someone you're not) or flaunting its true form (which will make you insufferable). I have autism so take my advice with a grain of salt.

>>38597533
even as an aspie I can tell that comment was cringy as hell dude.

>>38599441
If you define yourself as "someone who overwhelms any potential mate with overbearing emotional displays" then no, you probably won't find a girlfriend who accepts you for you are.

But I really don't think that's part of "who you are", I think it's just something you have to change in your approach.

>>38598778
you weird idiot

>>38597533
OP please update us while I still have an endorphin rush from laughing at your last text

>>38598778

Nigga, like 90% of woman on there are normie as fuck and terrible at text conversations, and expect you to be doing all the wordy heavy lifting.

Her rejecting you would've simply been no reply at all, or some cunty "??" response.

If you followed that comment with a racist joke about her slants eyes, you probably would've gotten a "lol," and a chance to open up the conversation from there.

Even you don't think you're gonna be getting anywhere, at least try for the sake of experience and not torpedo'ing yourself like an autist goddamn

>>38598778

>this response
>everyone laughs at him
>could've been me
>has been me
>deleted tinder due to fucking stuff up like this

Online dating is no place for us brother.

>>38600103
Where do we find love then?

>>38598778
He was doing completely fine until he responded again.
It makes me wonder if I ever do this myself, but usually I make it awkward before I even talk about myself

>>38598778
Dating suicide

>>38597533
reeeeee just make conversation like a regular person, you autistic cunt. just force normie conversation. ask normies for advice

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G... Guys....
I'm afraid to look.

>>38601105
Just open it and take a screenshot without reading it. Then post the screenshot here. We'll read it for you.

>>38601105
FUCKING LOOK AT IT AND POST IT HERE

>>38601105
Maybe she's understanding, you never know until you look.

>>38601105
wew she actually replied
pls send it on here

ur fucked lad

>>38601105
I predict that she found it cute and is like "No, no it's fine!"

>>38601105
SHE'S THE ORIGINAL ONE

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>>38601105
open the damn thing. you may still have a chance somehow. let's do this boys

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>>38601105
DELIVERY IS COMIIIIING

>>38601105
Come on, man. She already sent the message. What's done is done. You might as well just open it at this point and see what's there.

>>38601264
great scene

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How am I supposed to respond to a message this?

>>38601105
It's going to be "Aww don't be so hard on yourself you look cute xD"

>>38601334
Well did her wording seem like she was rejecting you? You sure interpreted it like it was.

>>38601334
Hoooooooly shit anon you fucked up lmao

>>38601334
>sorry, talking to pretty girls makes me nervous

>>38598778
Here's some advice for next time: don't do that.

>>38601334
This is exactly what I was wondering. She wasn't letting you down, I don't know why you took it that way in the first place.

Now don't just rush off and make another disastrous reply. Let's think about this one for a bit.

"Oh I'm sorry, I must have misread your message. Well anyway, how's your week going?"
^Let's start with that and work to make something better you can actually send to make some progress.

>>38601382
No you fool, you have to make her feel really bad and make her believe that she's a terrible person

>>38597533
looool what a fucking FAGGOT. this is not how you get girls you prissy little melt. fuck me i dint know people actually wrote like this in real life.

heres my advice op. no more creepy compliments. try to make some light hearted jokes and ask some open ended questions. dont make any sexual comments at all for now unless she does.

good luck you faggot dont cock it up

>>38599057

>white master race beautiful Ginger true Celt complaining

Try being a short shitskin with a baby face. You're handsome, it's all in your fucking head. Work on your social skills and work out and you'll be getting tones of pussy as long as you aren't short, tiny dicked or have a weird voice

>>38601334
"When are you available for coffee?"

Go for it, OP, man up and just do it, you have everything to win and nothing to lose.

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>>38601334
tell her you have a rare case of supercharged turbo autism

>>38601334
>I read on the internet that flattery would get me nowhere, so I assumed you were rejecting me

It's dumb enough to work OP!

>>38597605
lol what, no. dont ask this. dont mention race ever. unless she asks if your a racist in which case say yes half jokingly

>>38601334
"baby the only thing we're rejecting is condoms when i pound your pussy all night long"

>>38601334
femanon here.
stop being such a beta and talk to her like a normal person. you look better than her anyway and she made it clear shes still interested but youre too socially inept to see that.

>>38601460
if he responds with this and she replies
fucking lol

>>38601473
Even if the odds are stacked against him, a little confidence goes a long way, even for ugly/fat autismos

"hm I was testing you of course^ you look hot thought... "

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How did I do?
Better or worse than before?

>>38601612
Jesus Christ, you're a lost cause anon

>>38601612
Better, but I feel like you're still trying to sabotage it. Try to think of it from her perspective. She's barely talked to you and you're already pouring your heart out to her, it might be a little overwhelming.

Still, you did better there and she may be at least empathetic.

>>38601488
i agree. he has chad potential but lack of confidence is what makes 5/10 women think they should be entitled to 10/10 men. he needs to grow a pair and put this roastie in her place

>>38601612
this is fucking golden. more stuff like this and you'll actually get a date. if she's not a brainlet, she'll get the humor

>>38601612
wow, you really have a skill for this kind of thing. pls, show me the way, depressed beta sensei

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come on Anon thats beta as fuck... lol

>>38601612
I like your style OP, apologizing always turns women on

>>38601612
why didn't you post your response here before sending so we could critique it lad? you can't sound so self-pitying like that

>>38601612

No girl is going to want you if you act like a defeatist, self-pitying, hopeless loser who romanticizes and wallows in his own depression. Are you going to use this app to fuck and meet girls, or to get off on their perceived contempt for you?

>>38601648
i don't think he is joking around anon

>>38601612
This really reminds me of the tinder thread where a guy had a picture of a turbochad but acted like a fucking depressed loser and they ate it up, comforting him and shit

>>38601612
where do you live op. ill date you so you can be my qt ginger bf

send her this thread, if she sees our bullying she may feel enough pity to try a date with you. anything will be better than your fucking pathetic texts

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It's over guys.
Why did I even bother trying?

>>38601924
u a bitch nigga ill slap the shit out u

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>>38601612
im a complete retard who literally hasnt spoken to a girl in years but even i know, you need to
1. stop fucking apologizing
2. tone it down with the autistic walls of text
3. actually try to say or preferably ask something that make her want to talk to you instead of simply "responding" to you>>38601950
let this be a lesson i guess

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>>38601612
it's comforting know there are people out there worse than me at this whole thing

now if only I could like myself enough to put myself out there again

>>38601950
its what you deserve for being a beta cuck. lack of confidence is what dried her up like the sahara desert. women dont come on tinder to pity you anon. cmon

>>38597533
Judging by your first comment
>m'lady

>>38601950
>Oh, ok
alright, now it really is over

>>38601950
You should probably just apologize again just to be safe

I can't really get angry at OP since i'm so ugly I don't get any matches at all

>>38601950
You're right. The lesson here is that trying will always end in absolute failure. I hope you learn your lesson and never try again Anon.

>>38601950
>intentionally fucks it up
>OMG IT'S OVER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
are you mentally retarded?

>>38601950
I really love /r9k/

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>>38601950
>>38601612
>>38601334
>>38601105
>>38599057
>>38598778
>>38598406
>>38597533
Jesus fuck OP I rarely come to contact with women and even I know not to do what you did.

>>38602234
OP here. I've already had sex dozens of times.
Only with one girl though.

You'd be fine if you didn't second-guess yourself. But I suppose you'd stop doing that if you could. There's still hope, OP. At least you're reasonably good-looking.

>>38598778
This has been me, though it was anonymous, must've felt good to write that

>>38601612
Oh my god. Just stop writing these fucking emo essays and ask her out. You're a waste of your physical attractiveness honestly

>>38601950
>acting beta on purpose
>getting that response
What the fuck did you expect you retard?

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>>38601334

>she's still responding

The power of being a white guy talking to an asian girl

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>caring about being rejected by a shovel-faced chink

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>>38598778
was this your end game?
is this why you made that first thread in the first place?
you son of bitch

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>>38599057
I thought you already had a gf, Paddy. Are you looking for some side sushi?

BTW, that haircut is really gay

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>>38601950
>oh ok

i agree with everyone here who say's you deserve it

>>38603875
Oh shit. That looks more like it.

>>38603875
I broke up with her.
I don't care if it looks gay. It's easy to take care of, and normie women are more receptive to it than to an emo sideswept cut.

>>38599057
Youre so cute though, please don't tuck yourself over. She's somewhat interested

>>38602074
>>38602095
Pretty sure he's just doing it on purpose for "the lulz" now if the shooped in wojak wasn't a giveaway

>>38604106

*was somewhat interested. He officially blew it.

>>38599057
aha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING LMFAO
100% pure grade momma's boy?

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>tfw super liked a 18 year old today and she swiped right on me
>tfw said her eyes were really pretty and I would like to see them in person
>tfw meeting tommorow

thats how you do it op no need to write some autistic paragraph on how you got to be so fucked

>>38604236
Paddy know not what he do.

>>38598778
You have done a good job brother

>>38604396
>nice ass, wanna meet?

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OP is dead

oetiodwf

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this is the stuff that keeps me coming to /r9k/
I'm such a chad compared to this guy

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>>38597533
u want sum fuk n succ

4chan is full of so many insecure, low-confidence autists who give up at the first hint of difficulty lmao.

seriously they're so insecure and lacking in confidence that they think that unless you deliver perfectly and with total dis-affection then you've automatically made yourself totally undesirable and doomed to rejection.
they'll say "It's over" at the drop of a hat

My current gf is a hook-up from tinder that I posted on /adv/ for advice just for fun and literally 20 of them were saying "give up" "ugh this is so cringe" "omg what are you doing"
and the next day she texted me asking me to come over.

Most of 4chan really does not know shit.
I think that even the ones who do get laid have such deep insecurities left over from puberty and adolescence that they think that they're bound to get rejected for any deviation from 'perfect' game.

>>38598778
Don't worry, OP. I've written worse than that.

>>38601334
LMFAO thanks for the kek OP, the fact that she even replied to your first three meltdowns was hilarious in itself, she must find you really attractive.

Also this >>38603752

>>38601334
>>38597533
Complement her. She says thank you. Why are women so terrible at conversation?

Hahaha m8, this is lovely. I think I'm bad but then I realize at least I can make conversation with women. Great banter, Op

>>38601334
Even I don't want to look at it holy shit.

Fuck okay here we go.

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>>38598778
HARDEST ive laughed in a while, thx robo

(home mostyn)

>>38599057
are u in Dublin lad?

(baudin florines)

Well OP you look good. Just stop being a retard and you should easily get a girlfriend.
And at least you respond! I myself am too afraid to post anything personal on the internet.

>>38597533
>5/10 chink tinder whore
>omg most beautiful gurl I've ever seen
I will never understand this

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>>38598778
originally put me in the screencap

>>38597533
>>38598778
>>38599057
>>38601105
>>38601334
>>38601612
>>38601950
Op isn't retarded and is actually a comedic genius

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>>38601950
>oh, ok
Top fucking laffo

>Be an Asian woman
>Tired of beta Asian men
>This guy comes along

>>38597848
Creampie and cocaine

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Posting in ebin bread. Good job OP.

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The most retarded thing about this is from the look of her profile picture you are actually more attractive than her you complete and utter autist.

I wanna chow on yo mein bby

>>38601612
You have to show us if she responds I feel invested in you now.

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I just want to tell you from the bottom of my heart OP, that not only are you pretty ugly and spineless, you're also the single most autistic fucker I have seen here in recent times. Have a good day you grade A+ bottom feeder!

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Fuck OP that was some ionized autism. Are you the next messiah?

>>38611301
dude. delete that that picture. that's gross.

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>>38598778
Just tell her you got really drunk with friends and got to the call everyone and tell them you love them for damage control cause you're fucking retarded then ask to meet up at a coffee

alright OP, you suck at girls, but I fully accept you as a true brother

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>>38603875
>tfw no lush ginger hair
>tfw thin pisshair instead

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>>38611332
Back to r/fag with you

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Put me in the screencap
Also, OP, just, go buy a bird or something, and accept that you just, can't do anything right.
You just have to give up

>>38597533
You can still bounce back from that

Send her a dick pic now

>>38611375
Just delete it, you weirdo.

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>>38611491
>Just delete it, you weirdo.
Think about where you are retard and quit whining like daddy's little bitch

>>38611626
I THOUGHT I was on /r9k/. What you are posting wouldn't even go on /b/ much less /aco/. It literally belongs on >>>trash

>>38611835
Is this some clever post post post irony or are u just a nigger

>>38611853
Thanks for not posting a pic. Now delete the first two.

>>38601612
>tfw you suddenly can relate to OP
FUG

>>38598778
wow we found a genuine retard!

OP is really cute wtf.
Stop being autismo, you could get a lot of girls if not for your self handicap.

>>38603875
u look like ron weasley

>>38597533
WTF Anon, chill the fuck up, well just dont give up, 1st time is worst i guess. Btw its just some tinder girl dont worry

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>>38601950
>"Don't worry, Anon, at least you have me!"

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>>38599057
I miss when /r9k/ was actually for pathetic losers nearing their 30s like me, instead of attractive teens complaining about not getting laid every week.

>>38601950
You know, OP, I'm just you're average loser. A scrawny, autistic pajeet. But you know, I know that there are people who have it worse than me.

Take a look at yourself, OP. Can you sport anything really wrong with your face? Because I sure can't. You have a nice jawline and a symmetrical face. You're plenty attractive.

Maybe the dating game isn't for everyone. I sure as heck know it's not for me. Maybe it isn't your thing, but that doesn't mean you should berate yourself like that. If you have issues, never say them out loud. Even if you're troubled on the inside, do your best to portray an image of confidence to everyone you meet, and people will respect you.

I'm not going to lie, it made me upset to see a perfectly good-looking man getting down on himself for no reason.

>>38597533
probably something stupid

>>38613236
Fuck i wish i could just be confident like that. You see, in my opinion i dont look that bad, ranging from 4 to 6, but fuck if i dont feel like 3 every time it actually matters. I've already given up even though i'm only 18, and OP is better than me solely because he at least tries.

>>38597848
Her second sentence is a comma splice. You'd both be dropped.

All of you are fucking retards, you think he gives a damn about a single tinder match, hes not a robot, he's just having you on.

>>38600591
Online dating goes hand in hand with real life dating. It's fucking over.

>>38613172
Don't forget the influx of orbiting threads too

Either OP is an autist beta or this is the best bait I've ever seen

>>38614679

Its bait and its fucking hilarious

>>38599436
>ginger
>easy mode
literal white niggers

>>38601334
You're both autistic as fuck. Do the world a favour and never have kids with eachother

>>38598778
really really like this post originalllyfytu

>>38599057
DONT POST PICS OF URSELF ON R(K

>>38597533
"would you like to meet up sometime? i know x place..."
Good luck anon

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>>38597533
>looking into your eyes leaves me feeling stunned
chink eyes
Literally ALL THE SAME

tell her this

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>>38599057
Such gentle souls like us, OP, are to forever be incomplete and broken.

>>38598778
Christ almighty anon. See you in Valhalla.

>>38601612
you fucking mopey little bitch, neck yourself

>>38613172
Fuck off to wizchan if you're not happy here oldfag
t. 19-year-old khhv

>>38601612
Tell her you like her and you want to go on a date. F U C K I N G G O Y O U R A E T A E R D

>>38601612
omg what the fuck dude what are YOU DOING

>used to laugh at people like op when I was like 15-16
>now I'm 19 and in the same position
fuck

>>38620418
Do you ever feel like we're supposed to be good about it but we aren't

She's a half hearted harpy hapa.
Don't fall into that trappa!