is /r9k/ secure about their penis size?

My penis is very ugly and small, so yes.

>>38601609
Should be
>the virgin penis
>the chad chode
To match the others in the series

>>38601609
I-is seven inches not long?

>>38601609
Chad isn't just supposed to be the opposite of the virgin. Needs to be more ridiculous.

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>>38601674
right
but I chose cock instead of chode

>>38601722
Aren't big dicks rare though if the average is 5.1 inches?

>>38601722
You've got this totally wrong. I'm 7 inches and I know size does matter which is why I'm very insecure about it. But to be fair if the measured average is 5.1 inches then 7 inches is relatively long. Not that I don't wish I was 9 inches.

My cock's like 6.5"-7" long (hard to measure, it's pretty curved) but also 6" in girth and apparently well-shaped to hit g-spots and prostates alike, so I guess it's good but could be better.

At least it has positives, so I'm not too down about it.

This is missing the point of the meme
It'd be more like:
"The Chad Schlong"
>Has a dick that's over a foot long but he likes to say it's shorter
>Is thicker than it is long
>Has so much foreskin that it adds an extra inch of length
>Has his pubes lasered off
>Does not know what the average penis size is but makes fun of it anyway
>Is incapable of feeling pleasure unless his partner is first
>There are mailing lists women around the world sign up for in order to get news and images on it

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made it blue board friendly

>>38602186
yea, I'll add some of those, pretty good m8

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>>38602334
forgot a word
"out"

you're supposed to use two different names for the item or behavior that is the subject of the image

at least stick to the format, come on

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>>38601609
Yes.
I have a tiny 6" penis and am ashamed to the point I'm not sure if I will ever whip it out

>>38603335
I actually wasn't able to whip it out the first (and only time) I was supposed to have sex.
Sucks having a small dick...

The meme is dead. The last few I've seen are obviously made by humorless cunts. It was alright while it lasted.

serious question: why the fuck is everyone here so sensitive about circumcised vs. uncircumcised? who the hell cares?

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>>38601609
I'm not insecure about size, I'm more insecure about my phimosis. My dick head barely pops out, looks like a frightened turtle. I wouldn't consider circumsicion though, that's stupid.

It's not a problem when I use a condom to fap.

>>38601609
Small hairy and with a strange bump on the tip (been there since I was a little boy, Doc gave me some cream for it but nothing made it go)

It's an ugly cock. I don't give a fuck. Not everyone's cock can look like the Eiffel Tower made of flesh.

>>38604161
>who the hell cares?

Men who are circumcised and guys with phimosis.

>>38604358
I'm low and tight.
I can pull back but the foreskin ends up "choking" my penis and it turns purple if I pull it down for too long.
If I pull back my foreskin to pee, it tights my pee hole and makes the pressure very high and hard to aim. Theres no point pulling it back to pee because the tightness causes pee to come out the moment I pull it up after peeing.

>>38601609
My circumcision left me almost completely numb down there. All I feel is a vague sense of pressure and fleeting warmth. It also killed basically any sex drive I ever would of formed. Even I am not a virgin.

7 inches and uncut. Girls are happy with it

>>38604161
Because a majority of the time men get cut at infancy without any choice in the matter. They lose all of their nerve endings within the first few hours of birth and people seem to believe that it is perfectly okay to mutilate a newborn infant like this without realising the full repercussions both psychologically and physiologically.

Lurk some other cut threads and have a read of some stories and some medical journals anons posts from time to time.

But as for why people make posts like OPs I don't know. I'll never get why people make >mfw im not a cutfag threads with a smug anime grill pic

>>38604567
>They lose all of their nerve endings within the first few hours of birth
this is a lie at worse and hyperbole at best

>psychological repercussions
explain yourself

>read of some stories and some medical journals anons posts from time to time
so.. cherry picked examples, exaggerated stories and whining?

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>>38604668
Oh hello there honorable merchant

>>38601933
Sounds perfect, gibbe the cock boi

>>38604668
I don't need to prove anything Jew.

How about you disprove my statements.

>>38604567
Like the other anon said, this is completely hyperbolic. Sex feels incredible regardless if your dick was flayed or not.

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>>38601609
>tfw feel when girth is 4.5 flacid

it only goes to five though

>>38601609
size maybe, i got sebacious prominence though so its kinda bumpy but im 6.5x5 so its aight

tfw chad schlong

4.5" here. I hate that I'll never be able to satisfy a woman properly.

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>>38604822

A lot of cut guys feel fuck all, mate.

There's no universal standard for what constitutes "circumcision". The amount and the type of tissue removed can vary tremendously from one cut to the next.

8 inches, but everything feels miniscule to me now. My dick is puny, and so is my body.

Im 7.2 and 5.7 girth, veiny but still havent gotten laid 18

>>38601741
The median != the mode. Think about it like your grades in high school- It's much more difficult to get your average back up after one slip up.

I just wish it wasn't pointing downward. Makes sex so much more awkward the first few times because I have to flip her around half the time.

OP you are awful at this meme. Just give up.

>>38601609
look at chads face, it's so Jake Paul, like the smugness and arrogance. probably really narcissistic as well. i'm fine with being a robot i feel superior to them. although my penis makes me feel less of a man.

There is llike one thing from the virgin half that is relatable. Terrible meme

7x6 cock. Ugly face.

>>38608086
just go out without underwear. that's how you conquer any man's wife. that's how women biologically work

>>38601609
Chad
>uncircumised
GAS

>>38601609
>Never gets angry at women
Ahahaha thats impossible, especially when they're bothering you all the time. Now I never get mad at women, because they stay away from me.

>>38608386
maybe because you don't have a small penis

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>>38604444
These quads will not go unchecked! I will do my sworn duty.

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5'5 manlet with 8 inch cock here
Can I trade some cock inches for actual height?

>>38604444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxJinDfo_-0

yep, 8.5 inches and 6 around

>>38601609
>8 inch benis
>6 inch circumference
>Still insecure about dick

Why is life suffering.

>>38601609
>clean shaven
That means Chad is a faggot.

>>38601609
This is really fucking gay, you completely missed the point of the virgin vs chad meme.

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>>38601609
Chad here. I can officially confirm all this info is accurate. Carry on.

>>38610572
That doesn't look any bigger than 7 inches, I should know.

>>38609562
you'd regret it later.

>>38609562
your dick must look huge.

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The virgin's part needs to be fixed, it's contradictory, sometimes says he has a thin dick, sometimes it says he has a chode, same thing with saying he thinks/says size matter/doesn't matter

And the Chad part should have something like "he doesn't even know what a clitoris is, but he always makes the girl cum just from penetration" or something like that. Chad needs to beridiculous like the MCs of hentai mangas levels of ridicoulous

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>>38610590
come close for a detailed assessment.

>>38610590
I need to see your Chad ID before you're taken seriously.

Someone make the virgin uncut and the chad cut, I want to rustle people

>>38604119
The only funny ones were the virgin walk and the virgin sit

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>>38610572
Chad is super thick, at least 6 inches thick, silly

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>>38610739
come close my child. A better angle

I don't give a fuck about my small dick. I just want it inside of something. And that mindset has worked the last month, so i'm running with it.

>>38601609
>moist head thanks to foreskin covering it when flaccid
Anyone else have a disgusting dry dick despite being uncut because your dick grew out of the foreskin and now it sits on the side even when completely flaccid? :/

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>>38610875
Thats right Anon. Adapt to survive.

>>38604161
Are you unironically a female? It's hard to imagine a person actually being stupid enough to ask such a question.

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>>38601609
Needs wizard cock and feminine penis.

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>>38601609
>tfw about 4.2" hard
I'm not insecure about it as such. I just know that, socially, it's an extremely undesirable trait for my body to possess, and it drastically reduces my reproductive fitness in the eyes of basically the entire population of females. It also indirectly makes me the butt of all small penis jokes any person on the planet makes. I'm long past the point of insecurity, now I just feel empty, a punch in the guts from life before it started kicking me when I was down

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Another virgin v Chad comic here

>>38610822
>dick dent in dress pants
D I S G U S T I N G

>>38604822
>Sex feels incredible regardless if your dick was flayed or not.
I can't get a proper erection without experiencing pain.

>>38601791
>being insecure about 7 inches
Cuck

>>38604358
>>38604430
Guys, just do stretching excercises i fixed my phimosis in a couple of months

>>38604937
>tfw feel when
Tfw already means "that feel when" newfag

if you're not ugly and not small, that means you're chad thundercock and you have no place in this board

>>38611446
>Elliot Rodger on the left
>Anders Behring Breivik on the right

you unironically can't refute this

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I'm okay with it, just wish my foreskin was a bit looser. Stretching it though

not even Connor McGreggor can conquer your woman if you're bigger than him.

>>38611779
of course you're okay with it, it's fucking big, normo

>>38601674

>virgin weenie
>chad cock

>>38611792
But what about his B I G I R I S H B A L L S?

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>>38601609
>mfw I can relate to every single on of "the chad penis" quotes
>mfw it's all true

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>>38611857
Doesn't really matter, I'm a virgin anyways

>>38611779
>>38611894
I'm an asian trap and would suck that.

>>38601609
>>38601722
>>38602200
>>38602362
>nobody calls it the thundercock
Man, sometimes i forget r9k is newfag centtal

>>38609562
being a dicklet is worse than anything being a manlet can offer. I wouldn't wish it upon even my worst enemies

>>38601609
>having a foreskin means you have a Chad cock
So all non Americans, nonjews and nonmudslimes are Chads?

I absolutely love my dick.

7.7' length, 5.6 girth at the base, 5.1 girth on top

>bigger than 99.95% population, but not too massive
>uncut
>the shape is perfect, it looks super attractive/aesthetic
>its thicker at the base, so every stroke during penetration, her pussy expands and it feels amazing for her
>its long, so with correct angles/going slow, i can stimulate posterior/anterior cervix which feels even more amazing for her

>>38612397
People who don't think cutting a piece of a baby's penis off is normal tend to be Chads yes.

>>38612475
She'd rather have tyrone's 12 incher anyday tho

>>38606804
A lot of guys are also dead grip jackin it though

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for anyone with problems with their penis being too small: look into PE ( penis enlargement )

The best forums for information is pegym / thundersplace.
You guys have nothing to lose and I and many others can confirm you that it works

I know some will just call me a retard again or how dangerous it is but if you actually learn the techniques and give consistent effort you can grow a lot

I personally know it works, added almost 1 inch in length and 0.25 in girth over the last 4 months, and there are many progress threads and pics on thundersplace or polls if you're not convinced

>>38612566
That is a horrifying looking penis, wonder if they do surgery to make them look better.

>>38612550
Only for the visual, not the sex itself. Anything beyond 8 inches and 6 inches girth is too painful for most girls.

>>38604784
That's not how arguments work.
Here, I will be you: The Moon's core has an enchanted diamond that makes you emperor of the galaxy. Prove me wrong.

>>38601609
>op's infographic makes fun of the virgin inflating his actual dick size
>robot virgins in this thread proceed to lie about having massive dicks
I can't tell what's happening anymore. Do you people lack all self-awareness, or are you purposely trolling yourselves?

>>38612828
Post some lewds and I'll post my big dick senpai and shut you up

>>38612566
>risking getting ED for 0.25 girth
no thanks.

>>38612871
Nah, that's too much work to receive a dick pic you found on Google.

>>38612906
>found on google
good think you can reverse image search friendo :) scared my bbc will intimidate you into wanting to succ

>>38612931
>trusting reverse image search
You do realize slight cropping or Photoshop makes reverse image search fail? Post your cock next to a ruler with a time stamp. That's the only way we will believe you have a massive dick.

>>38612975
Not a problem I will go out of my way to get an erection, a ruler, take photo with phone, load it up on google drive, save it on my computer, go through shitty captchas, and provide time stamp when I get to see your lewds I am a man of my word

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I'm not that fussed about being average in size, it's all the disgusting scarring and phimosis that's ruined me. I have let it dictate my life and I have pushed away some great women because of fear of intimacy.

Luckily there's more to life than being loved and procreation, right boys? Oh...

>>38613015
Again, I don't care enough about your penis to find and post lewds. Post your dick or don't. I'm not going to play your stupid game.

>>38613119
I can't even keep up the erection desu I ended up nutting by accident while trying to get it up I got pen ink on my dick rn from trying to do the timestamp kek

>>38613169
Lol, he's too ashamed to post his dick.

>>38613201
I'll post it flacid but who wants to see a flacid dick?

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>>38613169
>>38613233
You really cant get any more desperate than this

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>>38613252
Is this better anon? I took it just for you baby.

>>38613284
It does prove that your penis is likely tiny, so I guess it did some good

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>>38613284
>posts his butthole
>thinks this is trolling
>doesn't realize we are all laughing at his faggotry

>>38613354
>>38613384
>This desperate for a picture of an erection
Give me ten minutes I'll go at it again

>>38601609
I'm pretty comfortable with my penis. It's pretty average in length, but it's kind of thick. I'd be willing to drop my pants without being embarrassed.

>>38613398
None of us care about your tiny dick. It's simply funny watching you embarrass yourself.

>>38610053
Good for you anon. I'm glad some people around bere are average.

>>38611446
Fucking autist shit

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>>38613457
is it how you imagined it anon

>>38612475
Must be some pencil dick Senpai

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If I shaved could I pass as chad dick?

>6.5 if measured correctly, 7.5 with just a little bit of trickery (pushing ruler down, flexing my dick muscle, slight angle change)
Makes me feel just a little bit less insecure

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>>38601609
Hello is me a dicklet? I feel like it's pretty thick but I haven't tried to measure girth

>>38614046
Bone pressed isn't trickery

>>38601609
>clean shaven
Effeminate faggot who watches too much porn detected

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who /big nurts/ here?

>>38614158
It adds half an inch and im skinny as fuck, i know it's used in some researches and all but it still feels like cheating honestly

>>38614027
You look so yummy.

>>38604358
Nice bait jew dicklet

>tfw 2 inch dick
yeah i guess so

>>38614256
Different people have different size fat pads. Bonepressing only gives me half an inch and i'm skinnyfat.

i have a microdick thats like 2.25 inches flaccid and little under 3 inches erect
i might kill myself or something because i know ill probably never get a girl much less impregnate here

>>38610572
that's a really small dick and your insecurity shows by holding it very down at the base to make it look bigger kek

>>38614155
p-plsu respondu

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>tfw be tyrone

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>>38601609
Rightfully so. Chad Dominates you, fags. He really does.

I'm going to bump this fucking thread x2

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>one shot at living
>stuck being a dicklet for the rest of my days
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD WHYYYYYY

>>38612566
lmao. one is bonepressed, one is not bonepressed. easy.

>>38614027
yes, easily

isdubcoaiybvoauilfd

>>38601609
Mine'a alright but I'm a manlet so I'll never use it anyways + never worry about it

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>>38615643
but there are bigger guys out there that get girls and probably those girls would see yours and be like "eh what a little boy, what is he 15 ?". how do you cope with that ? i don't even long for companion or sex but i'm really shattered by thoughts of other guys being bigger than me.

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>>38601609
>tfw penis has more girth than length
What i'm supposed to do now?

>>38615772
download tinder

>>38615835
>download tinder
And then?

>>38601674
Yeah, and removes the part about the virgin having had sex for obvious reasons

>>38615844
fuck girls becuase they would choose you over a goodlooking chad that has smaller dick than yours

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I'm barely 5 inches erect. Started jelquing and it acually helped with girth but lenght seems the same. I'm not like anyone will ever see my dick so I don't know why I'm even concerned.

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>>38615011
>get born
>get circumcised
WE ARE IN HELL

>>38601609
No...Until now.
And fuck it I'm circumcized and I like it that way
>inb4 hurr durr jew u knt hav pleasure

>>38615936
Circumcision doesn't reduce dick size, does it?

>>38615997
Not size. According to some studies sensitivity.

>>38611689
Au contraire, my original friend, the ironing is strong

>>38616031
Why do we care then. It's not like we're getting laid anytime soon

>>38615884
used to jelq but that shit took too fucking long, can't dedicate 1 hour a day to making my dick bigger desu

thinking of getting a bathmate because i heard it actually works for girth and that's pretty much what i want anyways

>>38615749
You dont cope, its a part of being a robot, im 7x5.5 and it feels small, all i can do is read hentai and selfinsert. I'll probably kill myself since i'm a lonely virgin

>>38616056
Well foreskin also help with masturbation quite a lot.

6x4.8 uncut

I am happy with it

>>38612884
>ED

i jelqed for like a year and never got this. i just stopped cause it took too fuckin long

>>38616116
I'm circumcized and I still use it (just need to pull it up)

>>38615880
But my dick is small 5.2 x 5.5

>>38616141
I've seen cut guys masturbate and they usually have barely enough skin to reach the head and those are the lucky ones... Some cut guys have almost no skin movement at all.

>>38616265
Strange. I can pull my foreskin up with no effort. It doesn't reach the head-tip of my penis (pee hole), but it can cover about half of the head, which is enough for pleasure (bottom of the top head more sensitive than top of the top head)

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>>38604937
>tfw 4.5 inch girth when hard

>>38615997
Depends how much you get lopped off. It reduces girth.

Main problem I have is that I have an incredibly ugly dick and masturbation is impossible. My skin is stretched up from my ballsack so tightly that I have hair growing all the way up my shaft.

>>38616301
>(bottom of the top head more sensitive than top of the top head)
You can thank keratization for that.

>>38611779
>>38611894
I want to play with that

>>38615489
Yeah that totally made his head 1.5x longer.

>>38616355
>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/keratinization
Countless men have lived with circumcized penises before, the practice isn't new. I won't blame my dick for where I am right now. To me, all dicks look disgusting, but then again I ain't no woman

>>38616301
>I can pull my foreskin up with no effort
So are you cut or not? I'm confused...

>>38616421
I'm cut. My foreskin, when I jack off, can reach 4/5ths of my head.

>>38616485
>I'm cut
>My foreskin
You do know how this works right? If you're cut you don't have a foreskin.

>>38616550
You can still have some skin you dumb fucker.

>>38614155
>tfw no one replies to your post
p-pls...

>>38601609

I am secure with the fact that it's small and will never satisfy a woman. Not that it would ever get used for that in the first place.

Barely 7x5 when fully erect and bonepressed, and I only get like 80% hard these days anyways, so you're probably looking at a 5.5x4 at best.

>>38616590
I didn't want to say anything but your scar and greasy pube stubble look really gross. I can't focus on anything else.

>>38614155
No, you have some insane girth
>>38614232
Having big nuts is nice until you have an overactive cowpers gland as a result.
>>38614555
You could easily get into porn

I've found that the only group online that truly appreciates smaller dicks are guys who like traps.

>>38616550
>>38616561
Yes, I have skin.

>>38612884
penis extenders are pretty much perfectly safe, bunch of preliminary studies found no lasting negative effects whatsoever and confirmed that they do permanently enhance the schlong. not like its implausible either, manlets get rods in their bones to stretch their legs and they grow longer, why wouldnt traction work with dick

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>women can modify their tits, lips, ass, basically anything with simple operations or even just a few pills, no risks
>men can't add an extra inch to their dicks without fear of permanent scarring, losing sense or losing the entire dick

>>38616627
Yeah, I'm a sandnigger so of course my circumcision would be fucked.

>>38616645
>insane girth
I thought as much, should get around to measuring it.

>>38616718
Sounds like you only got half cut. Lucky you.

>>38616155
get yourself a penis extender, stick with it rigorously, and in a year youll be 7 x 5.75 easy

>>38615011
>try jelqing to escape my fate of being a dicklet
>cause permanent damage
>now also a hardlet
>and it got even smaller
>doctors say nothing is wrong with it

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its like 5.4 inches. small buit at least i dont have a micropenis

>>38616855
I had problems with hardness too but only after 2 weeks of jelqing my dick could cut diamond and feels more "full". Still barely 5 inches though.

>>38612884
What's ed?

Erecttyl disfunction?

>>38616942
Yeah, I've had the hardness problem for 5 years now, urologists were no help at all.

>>38613029
why would you want to procreate in such a shit world dumbass

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>>38613029
I mean, at least you had women interested in you and have an average dick. That means you can get another woman any time.
My dick is 5 inches, barely thicker than my thumb AND has phimosis. Never even had a woman spit in my direction, I think they can sense the shame or something.

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>>38602362
>>38602200
>>38601609
>>38601609
This meme has become shit.
The entire point of the chad walk was to be fucking absurd.
You retards giving chad a stereotypical big dick does not work. Chad's dick should be absurd.

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>8 inch dick
>can't make it more than one minute.

i'd give away two inches for two more minutes

>>38604358
>"normal circumcision"
>normal

>>38601609
whoever is making these fell off
they used to be funny but now they are starting to get less n less funny with each one
also isn't the chad side supposed to be more hyperbolic