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Alternatively, who wants to actually live out that /r9k/ house meme?

No one wants to live with me and LARP being beta hobbits? Sadness.

>>38633663
I would if I was in fatty land.

Maybe I should have posted at a better time

last bump before i quit

>>38633470
id be up for that, but i dislike politics

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>>38633469
So what caused this sudden change in mood? Sounds like things were going well at first?

>>38633625
Thanks for replying. Well, I think its hard to pin point it to one thing but I did injure my knee which meant I couldnt exercise for a few weeks and then work became very difficult. I put on a couple of kilos and started to despise working (even though I thought I'd love doing what I'm doing) and things have sort of spiralled from there. Plus its been 2 months and I still don't know anyone despite trying my hardest to make friends so I'm extremely isolated.
Thanks again for the reply, it made me feel good

don't beat yourself up, just do your best and stick with it. you just started, it takes time to get competent at a job.

>>38633449
Like i fantasize doing poses in social scenarios. In my head

>>38633449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E3n4AKIBeY

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>>38633449
I have practiced dabbing. Party rocking, here I come!

who the fuck cares about kids?

>>38633437
But im asian myself,
asian girls dont even want their own kind, how can you white boys even be robots?

>>38633448
Considering that you're going to have to take care of that hapa retard child for 18 years It seems like it's a pretty big deal.

Thankfully I grew out of chinks in my early 20's so I don't have to worry about it.

>>38633436
some of us are just old fashioned. I don't want to fuck random whores, if I have to choose between that and lonlieness I choose to be alone, no thought to it. In todays world being romantic/emotional is worse than being the biggest abomination of a neckbeard stereotype, ESPECIALLY if you are a dude.

For the same reason getting a dog doesn't cure loneliness.

It's not genuine human contact.
I've never been able to find a person I have some sort of connection with, online or in person.

>>38633436
Because social media isn't social interaction. It's basically blogging about stupid shit. Most people that want to be your online friend on shit like facebook just want more farmville squares or however that game went. Not to mention the majority of the population is not meant to interact with so many people at once. Everyone is either a mini celebrity or a number.

>>38633434
lol did u get diddled or something?
did daddy make cummies in you?

>>38633434
But this is our board. There are other boards for normies.

I have a feeling this whole pedo shit is a psyop in line with the trap and /lgbtbbq/ threads

Do you think Lenny and Jason double teamed that tranny?

>>38633422
There are exactly zero traps where i live

>>38633422
Because I'm not gay

>inb4trapsaren'tgay

ur studpid and edgy and therrers nothing wrong w u. waahhhh i hate othe r humans!!! :((( ur just a shy boy so shut up

Then don't go to college, or get over your autism. For crying out loud, the people on here are insane.

>>38633372
You could just go home to reddit and his teacher could stop with this shit.

>>38633340
post voice, faggot

better not be a stupid smelly trap either

>>38633340
I'd much prefer your just talking to me, not my parents.

Implying you're not hiding a dick :^)

>>38633340
"pathetic. tiny dick. loser. do you really believe any woman would want to have sex with you? you're disgusting, and your dick is sooo small anyway. i mean, how do you even live with yourself?"

pls do an audio for this

Over exposure to the dark side of life.

>>38633296
This, to be quite honest. Just let the container fill with acid and once it overflows you'll know.

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Watch the world around you, see the unspoken rules, the red tape, learn as much as possible of the world and slowly you will become jaded when the reality sets in
>women are sluts by nature
>everyone is looking out for themselves and are indifferent to other people
>systems set to place long ago have been long since corrupted and people who are supposed to have peoples best interests in mind have become nothing more than cash out puppets
>life has no meaning, religions are bullshit with no basis on reality, governments are there to keep the house of cards barely standing so they can milk their citizens dry while barely doing their job
>people are extremely incompetent, hard work only nets you more work, money doesn't bring you happiness it only removes inconveniences in life
>people are shallow and only autistic people live by the standards we are all supposed to be raised to uphold
>power corrupts everyone eventually, people in power are oblivious to the struggles of common folk
>nothing will ever change because they are so deep rooted in the system removing them would topple the whole system leading to anarchy
>only way to win is to join them, every good deed is taxed one way or another
>if you join them you will become psychopath and you will become "hollow" for losing what made you you in the progress

I chose the path of NEET'ing to escape their game, after some years of solitude and time to recover i looked into getting back into society, society doesn't want me anymore i am unemployable at this point

Once you realize that your efforts are pointless you can stop giving a fuck and waddle through life without caring about what others think, what you do or what happens around you, kind of like letting the stream just take you down the river after trying to swim upstream for long enough
It is a strange feeling at first but it made me content with life, all i do now days is play games, watch anime, drink and smoke weed, nothing truly matters to me anymore

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>>38633276
>Label the yellow guy, robots.
And here's our template.

>>38633325
Simple, and classic yet current. Very nice.

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>>38633276
You know it's true.
Sadly

Same. Luckily I'm a fag... All I have to worry about is catching STDs and finding a faithful boyfriend.

Desperate fucking idiots. You've been put in the spam pile on tinder.

>>38633221
this isn't fucking true you asshole

I swiped left on the outright ugly girls and trolls. And when I say ugly, I mean 30+ and grotesquely obese. Someone I wouldn't even get hard when trying to fuck.

I'm NOT in the fucking spam folder you CUNT

>>38633070
>it's another "insecure bitter virgin makes blog post about shit no one cares about and thinks he's worthy of a girl giving him her virginity" episode
sage

>>38633070
I'm a Real Virgin Girl TM and I'd never date someone like you good thing I'm planning on dying this way so I'll never give any of you entitled creeps what you want lol

>>38633236
Pls be my real virgin gf

I'm fine with it as long as one of them becomes my autistic gf

>>38633066
There are no women on the internet, dumbass. Just ignore the threads, or if you must reply for whatever reason, Sage them.

>>38633066

there are no women here. it is just straight boys and gays.