hi robots FEMALE here. i was born w a girly voice and want to

>>38633340
post voice, faggot

better not be a stupid smelly trap either

>>38633340
I'd much prefer your just talking to me, not my parents.

Implying you're not hiding a dick :^)

>>38633340
"pathetic. tiny dick. loser. do you really believe any woman would want to have sex with you? you're disgusting, and your dick is sooo small anyway. i mean, how do you even live with yourself?"

pls do an audio for this

>>38633340
prove it, post vocarro of you saying the little baby likes to play with lotion, she puts the lotion in the basket"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19JuXKipJzF

dont call me a faggot

>>38633340
>how does that sound?
Like torturing a man dying of thirst with a mineral water mirage, sounds right up your alley, and is probably a voicechanger.

>>38633382
nice voicechanger faget

>>38633382
Do you want someone's parents to think they're talking to a child? fuck off

>>38633375
i cant say some words out loud bc im scared my parents will hear me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FhywsEkUKv

>>38633398
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17jOJ4rkjpU

>>38633382
I think my parent will be more concerned that I'm talking to a 12 year old.

I don't want them to get the hose again

>>38633415
please refer 2 this post >>38633411

>>38633411
>she plays moba
lmoaaaaaaa

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>>38633399
perfect. now don't mind me, i have some business to take care of

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11EsxzXkvhW

>>38633424
Wow what a cunt,
I know you can't help that you sound like the female equivalent of a 8 year old playing call of duty, but that's not an excuse to be a tottaly bitch.

>>38633473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h0kz1bfOG9

>>38633340
your voice is fucking adorable desu. i'm a sucker for British accents. can you say "fugg me with your big benis papi"

>>38633429
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fP0nqoq7Mo

>>38633340
alright that sound fucking pathetic, i wont allow myself to steep this low

>>38633502
no im only here 2 talk 2 ur parents. when ur tossed a bone dont ask for the whole roast pig

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>>38633510
but i don't play overwatch because it's dumbed down tf2 (and that game was dumbed down tfc/qwtf). and i don't have any friends but i get to keep hearing your voice so it's ok

>>38633382
>>38633399
>>38633411
>>38633491
>>38633510
post feet. wtf bot this is original

>>38633535
>tossed a bone
explain why i'm softer than jello down there then
also be my actual gf plz[/ spoiler]

>>38633535
how do i get your heart instead

>>38633340
415 - 283 - 5547

>>38633550
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QoWcdoZ0Vb

>>38633565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YtakTOs3ho

>>38633491
Don't you know, boys like to tease cute girls.

Fart in the mic and giggle, "..sorry" giggle

>>38633605
Dyaummm those bants, you know op, I changed my mind about you, you aren't absolute garbage.

>>38633605
please be my gf and insult me all day

what is the point of this thread? fucking attention whore.

You are a trash human and the people here don't like you
Could you pop to the bathroom mirror and say that to yourself

>>38633411
>>38633491
http://vocaroo.com/i/s159PGHAzMTY

No need to verbally reeeee at me, cunt. Rather unbecoming of you

This is an absolutely retarded thread, you sound too young to talk to an anon's mom unless they, their selves, are very much underage.

>>38633648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mb3hgLr50m

>>38633692
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t5YvFi69Fo

>>38633729
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1am21OTTjvg

>>38633786
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03a4ANscVNj

>>38633961
FUCKING ROASTIE ATTENTION WHORE

LEAVE THIS PLACE

FOR FUCK SAKE LEAVE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE

GO BEG YOUR DAD TO FUCK YOU YOU DIRTY SLAG

>>38633961
dat cute as fuck laugh

>>38633961
Nah it's more like Reeeee roasties.

I think we browse 2 different boards. The reactions were a given


If you wanted something else you should have went on >>/soc/

>>38634017
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17MDwIKMIkU

>>38633961
at least you tried :P

>>38634049
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1688THTghLP

>>38633340
Kill yourself cunt

This is my oregano comment

>>38633961
damn its a shame youre a bitch, you have a cute voice. no one asked for your service.

>>38634097
tried farting? no i didnt please dont assume such things

>>38634068
okay so do you wanna be my gf? put your money where your mouth is and DATE ME

>>38634102
I never said I wanted you to leave, all the threads are currently shit.

>>38634102
>(crossthread)titsorgtfo

>>38634105
lol im only a "bitch" to ppl like u. if u treated me w the same decency as any other person(poster?) then maybe it would be a fun time. yes nobody asked for my service but i stated i was offering it as charity. so whats ur point lol?

>>38634136
we want her to leave

attention whores should be shot, women or men. bunch of annoying pussies

>>38634145
any other poster isnt offering themselves as a service to us as if your hot shit. its so narcissistic think like you. you just have a vagina.

>>38634136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HZTUFYArnK

>>38634121
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fF5RmFsIAv

>>38634180
Reeeeeeeee
How to get a qt robot gf?

>>38634068
So you're saying you'll be my girlfriend?

>>38634180
wtf fucking whore leave. ugh i thought you were trying to woo me but you already have a boyfriend? why would you entrap me tween your vines of love just to snap my neck with them and dropping my carcass into the pits of loneliness. ree.

>>38634180
REEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
I WANT QT VOICE ROBOT GF

>>38634161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06eNoXqSsfu

>>38634180
i was only messing with you so you can keep making vocaroos :(

>>38634229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MYmXMN6BoG

>>38634223
oh haha jok. thank you, friend. pleasure to have you funny. please do again with us.

>>38634229
gj too bad we got cucked

>>38634242
"us" aaahh my heart flutters uwu

I know OP is doing this just to troll, i know. Still, OP girl you know what hurts me about post like yours? How self aware outsiders and non-robots are about the situation of a lot of people here, this used to be a board just for neets and guys with different problems, but have you seen the the post recently here? Normies, fembots, roasties even chad coming here to either straight up mock us, laught at us or others just curious about us like if we were some kind of rare animal. This place feels like a parody of what used to be, for god sakes you're just literally using us to kill free time because you know some fuckers from here will lick your feet as soon as you prove you're girl, if your voice is or not cute is irrelevant. Pathethic, both the people that cames here just to rub in our face things that we already know like if it were a meme and also some guys from here that seem to jizz as the mere sound of a female being. Fuck, i hate being this dense but i couldn't resist.

>>38634242
You haven't told me how to get a qt robot gf!

>>38634272
we're a toy to normies

>>38634272
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H2yLPBtvYN

tits or GTFO

Amazing how many dumb whores can't grasp this simple concept.

>>38634283
It just feels so disrespectful, before normies were repulsived by this place and that was ok, easier to keep it isolated that way, but it seems a lot of them found fun coming here, doing and saying stuff they already know irritates robots. What i find the most annoying is girls coming here, not whatever girl, but girls that know perfectly how a robot works and/or reacts, coming here just to boost the ego

>>38634272
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tgvzQ7DNn2

>>38634319
so your game gets figured out so you say youre trying to "redpill" the board to whats wrong with what you were doing using sarcasm and sleight of hand? jesus just admit that you feel superior to us and you want to have a small god trip by having your existence be noticed by some pathetic losers on 4chan. desu i dont really care becaus eim not invested in any of this i want to kill time as well so id like to ask something to wast time, whats your purpose? do you have one? what do you wish for? your voice is cute

>>38634348
http://vocaroo.com/i/s184blDrAzT8
LMAO at a "robot" feeling disrespected

>>38634370
youre boosting your ego y getting attention and dedicating an entire thread to it.

>>38634369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LrukcyF1Pa

>>38634351
>diagnosed with social anxiety.

Heh
Anxiety is meme tier these days.
Everyone has it.

>>38634390
your purpose in life

>>38634380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vy52JNlqht

Reeeee
You still haven't haven't given me advice on how to get a qt gf.

>>38634419
what do you want to talk about
?>>38634432 just be yourself bro

>>38634405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1G1zl0vFE78

>>38634414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FDnfwgN2dN

>>38634319
Ok, you seem honest at least, still if you have been to rk9 before you can't deny that the influx of new people and more much trivial threads have increased. Ok, you seem pretty civil, so you can elaborate of that you were talking about in the last part? Also, you said doing a parody or something but i couldn't understand you

>>38634432
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19RLiv8IVdG

>>38634440
Ay bro, shittiest advice I ever heard.
It's such a cliche at this point.

>>38634445
the doctors a normie. i realise my anxiety is not based in the material world and that its all in my head but i still feel it which makes me upset

>>38634471
for serious just get out there and out of your comfort zone. you wont get a gf by being a hermit

>>38634370
Oh, excuse me your majesty! I forgot im a robot im NOT able to feel disrespect now! Thank you very much for clarying that to me! Yeah, im just a robot i shouldn't feel anything :). And i was talking in general damn it, not just you, the fucking whole state of this board has being going to shit for months now

>>38634440
wyd

>>38634459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BrGaWtlwbb

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hTfsoKxiaf

>>38634510
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PupB73Yf6K

>>38634474
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MYU1gLaZYe
also i used to be scared of talking on the phone but i realised how stupid that is

>>38634517
a person can be a bitch regardless if their voice is cute or not. what are you talking about?

>>38634530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z4GaRnIPMI
HAHu got me!!! such a random post :D

>>38634462
Thanks,
But the discord threads are shit lately desu. Your info is a little outdated.

>>38634494
That's better!, i haven't met anyone intresting in a while. And it's seems to beget harder and harder to even want to get to know someone. It just seems easier to brush people off.

>>38634571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wOOtyr2kHL

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>>38634565
You do have a cute voice though senpai

>>38634565
its not material because in reality you know they arent staring at you and you know they cant hear your thought. thats what i meant. its an irrational fear. i agree witht the medicine bit but it is totally possible to get better without it, sometimes its a stubborn mindset that you cant get out of that you must change. medicine will only take care of the chemicals causing the problem not the thoughts, well not completely but yuknowhadumean

Girl, i need to know if you watch anime, i need your opinions about some genres and seems to be problematic with the female genre in general, thanks in advance

>>38634622
ive heard this so many times how can this post be original

>>38634578
of course it is easier to brush people off. it takes effort but alot of people on this board are very lazy which is the root of many of the things they complain about

>>38634592
they all whisper the lewd words so parents wont hear..

>>38634576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gwWD3wNqad

>>38634666
this post made me realize that a boy couldnt start a thread like this

>>38634666
It's cute american senpai again!

>>38634685
huh why not? that 1 dude is just boring and weird lol

>>38634592
your voice isnt cute.

>>38634695
because boys wouldnt be as interested in a boy posting vocaroos

Im gonna go to bed guys, thanks for the thread op, it was an alright way to kill time.

>>38634699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14LKsvDSfTu

>>38634707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EBAXcJkFbJ

>>38634720
goodnight!! thx for stopping by! u helped me kill time as well

>you will never have sex with OP

>>38634731
youre good at being a time water for the time being

>>38634731
Your accent sounds gross as well

>>38634763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K26uzMoGGe
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00h6JNUmrrR

OP explains me something that i don't understand. Why everytime i see a female with social anxiety vs a male with the same illness the male one seems more fucked? Not only with that thing but also other things, for example gamer girl vs gamer guy, or nerdy girl vs nerdy guy etc etc etc always, all the time it seems males are the ones getting sucked in by hobbies to the point of becoming FA, or other things in general, what leads to males to isolate themselves while women try to keep themselves more social and active even forcing themselves if necessary? I don't understand, just watch your typical anime even there the male MC is typical nerdy guy while the girl having the same hobbies still unnafected. You also, you said you have a BF right? Even with your problem, a guy with social anxiety will much less likely have a GF. Even my personal experience, my GF had keep up with a lot of shit and still going on while she have had to support me emotionally in my hardest times and i don't even have depression or something! Are women just more thought agains't emotional suffering or some shit? Man...

>>38634772
>>38634763
Triggered jealous roasties
OP a cute, and she also makes legit points. Why are you trying to chase away the very few girls who bother to give us some attention and aren't complete stacies who just bully us?

>>38634772
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DSy2aRwOeJ

OP pls be my girlfriend for real

>>38634807
women have some (and i hate to use this word) privelages. men are usually seen as weak where as women are seen as someone to be rescued

>>38634795
a better thread would have a girl with a cuter voice but more importantly more interesting

>>38634825
>>38634731
Surprise surprise she already has a bf, since females can NOT be robots

>>38634807
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YUvnQyzVPh

>>38634845
http://vocaroo.com/i/s028ClCsg0eS

>>38634816
the americans youre so exposed to in other countries ARE in the tv. do you think everyone is a kardashian or trump? thats a very narrow view. im sure there is a girl just like you in any other part of the world just like their is one for every one of us. we arent as different as you might think

>>38634859
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0awgmuUPYQy

>>38634892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0guOQBWWBim

>>38634879
saltwater vs freshwater go

>>38634180
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HZTUFYArnK
don't leave. let us be your pathetic beta orbitters.

>>38634914
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c8TNWDFvoK

>>38634897
its a form of identification. we are social animals. we want to fit in but we cant do it with "normal" people so all the outcasts become their own social group. its like if socializing was a hobby robots would be a niche where as normies would be another. then actual hobbies would go down denominations. almost everything we do is a social activity

>>38634904
"im just making fun of your accents, americans need to die"

>>38634565
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rPORrYobPD

>>38634962
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pjBlqIcVIS

In other voice message you said this place is a wasteland, but isn't always like that in the case of contaiment communities? Basically you were saying that rk9 was more than anything hurting their own users thanks to this board trying to glorify being a neet?... Whats your opinion on neets? Guys in general (even normies) tend to be neutral about them, but females in internet seems to find them kind of disgusting? Or just weird in places like *Le reddit or other forums, neets tend to be more of a stalkers or clingy in internet, right? Thats why a lot of girls online hate MMO games, i bet.

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>boyfriend

fuck you

>>38634970
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FeWSuhnRyx

>>38634944
nothing of interest. youre losing the game. saltwater masterrace. my personal ocean!!

>>38634973
"you should die aswell" wow youre so fucking negative kys

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>>38633340
>>38633382
>>38633399
>>38633411

You sound like someone I know or have "known", can't put my finger on it

>>38634992
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IJOQ97t0fS
b-0btut i saved one of ur brethren : (

>>38634977
why do u care what my op[inion on them is

>>38634970
OP didn't appreciate your message, but I thought it was very good advice. Thanks for the motivation.

>>38634995
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1w7STIFrAmj

>>38635015
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A7ODP6E7CR

>>38635015

Ehh.. Well since everyone was asking you things, well in general because you're being pretty direct, i don't often see girls being pretty direct so when i find one i take the chance to ask about lots of things. Why so agressive

>>38634994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YbNctHZLpJ

>>38635058
ohh sorry ive never been asked abt my opinion on smth before so i thought u were quizzing me to make fun of me or smth. i just didnt know ur intentions!!!

>>38635033
Shit, answered to wrong person, basically what i said about.

>>38635080
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D64d2brnXT

>>38635052
Just another autist that thought I've herd your voice before, but I realised that it's rather impossible

>t.swecuck

>>38634810
You are fcuking pathetic

>>38635088

Wait, wait, why this change of behavior?
Did you really got annoyed because someone was asking about your opinion about something? Do you really are that type of person? Right know you're giving me the vibes of the type of person that haves really little patience and gets annoyed easily

Could op say
I hate you people for leaving me out of so many fun things. And no don't fucking say, "well thats your fault" because it isnt, you people had my phone #, and I asked and all, but no. no no no dont let the weird looking Eric KID come along, ohh fucking nooo.

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you sound like an asian grill op, can you confirm?

>>38635103
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v4sCi2CWzk

>>38635152
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ln1rK5PyfU

>>38635140
huh ur not making much senssze. hmm i have little p[atience w ppl i dont like

>>38635188
And you don't like me because...? Wait, what? Because i asked you about neets? Really? I don't understand what logic you use and in what world to get annoyed by that. Did i said something wrong? Wat

can you talk about your skin or hair care routine? I like hearing girls talk about that.

>>38635188
knew it, its not that hard to tell really (that was cute tho)

>>38635188
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ln1rK5PyfU
Is your bf white? WMAF?

>asian girl with britbong accent
>thread not flooded with LONDON
Someone tell /britfeel/

>>38635188
What kind of asian bruv

Tbh she is being quite realistic in some of her responses despite her sounding harsh but why asian people with brit accent sound so fucking like "im so superior" even if the person is not like that, it just sounds like that... Why are asian girls so savage? Can you hint us your homeland? Are you in college in UK? I mean, im assuming you're in the UK unless you're in Australia

>>38635020
>femanons can LITERALLY just pick and choose a bf from anywhere
GET OUUUUUUUT

This is literally just Azula from /fit/ posting on /r9k/. I loved your masturbation stuff desu.

>>38635235
why do u assume i dont like u....

>>38635237
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V34OkBywt7

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Speaking of LONDON
OP found me

>>38635362
Those indian cunts have been calling me all day.

>>38635330
yes my bf said i was mean in most of my responses but i just think its fun to be mean and let out a bit of steam sometimes. im in aus

i love your voice

>>38635358
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V34OkBywt7
Thanks. I love having this kind of stuff on in the background when I'm working. Your voice is sweet as honey.

>>38635255
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZRyw3pn6J2

>>38635294
what breed of asian am i?

>>38635403
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11fuxWixBAy

>>38635382
So you're uncharging in some neets :(. Btw are you +20 or under 20 years old? Not necessary to tell the specific number, i just want to know if i can guess

>>38635382
ausfag here too, what state?

>>38635406
Jap, chink, thai, korean etc. Just curious and good luck with your skincare

>>38635382
>yes my bf said i was mean in most of my responses but i just think its fun to be mean and let out a bit of steam sometimes. im in aus
when did your family first come to oz from asia?

tell me about your cutest outfit.

>>38635373
Fucking cheeky cunts, called again.
How the fuck do you get rid of shite like this insted of just waiting it out

>>38635406
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZRyw3pn6J2
have those hapa cuties. why do you not want kids?

She was being mean to us just to have fun.. Man, girls have a weird sense of letting steam off, i quit, im too soft for this shit, i feel completely nulified by that kind of attitude as a person. Still, asian girl with brit accent hope you have a fine day and don't make too much fun of us, salutes from south america

>>38635513
race mixing is an abomination

>>38635421
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11fuxWixBAy
listening on headphones at my desk at work.
it is comfy. there are a ton of comfy makeup tutorials from girls and shit on youtube. it's just calm background noise. i let it just wash over me.

>>38635540
>race mixing is an abomination
not if you have hapa girls. they are god tier.

>>38635545
Still, what do you work with?

are you a tiny little asian? does your bf pick you up and carry you to rooms?

>>38635560
>Still, what do you work with?
ecommerce and online marketing management

>>38634970
this was incredibly helpful. thanks a lot.

>>38635589
I'm not the brightest tool in the boat, but like... you're pretty much a glorified retail worker, but abit different and online?

>>38635545
this is so pure and sweet. i hope u find someone to talk abt their makeup w u (to u)

OP im gonna assume you also watch animu. So, im actually an user from /a/ but seeing thats theres no way i could find a female there im forced to lurk here. My question is! Why do most of females hates the ecchi genre and/or the harem genre? I can understand the problem narratively wise but im talking about the character desing, why is so wrong if a female character haves big proportions or wear skimpy clothing? It feels so exaggerated and out of proportion when people (mostly girls) complain about it, most of those shows are targeted to males to beging with! I don't understand! (If you don't watch animu, ignore this post?

>>38635658
Shut the fuck up you retarded spic.

>>38635681
fyghewfinewfgifew LMAO

>>38635640
>I'm not the brightest tool in the boat, but like... you're pretty much a glorified retail worker, but abit different and online?
Ha. I have to construct emails, create targeted lists, send out those emails and track their successes, monitor the success or failure of products depending on where they are displayed on our site, manage Google Adwords and run reports from Google Analytics and make decisions based on that analysis, keep our email prospect list clean, send out surveys to our lists, create and manage online promotions, etc.

>>38635691
TFW u spent 4 years in uni 2 do this : )
we get it..., econs majors hate their lives

>>38635650
>i hope u find someone to talk abt their makeup w u (to u)
no, that is terrifying. 2D>3D.
just thinking about that possibility makes me want to lie down on the ground.

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>>38635691
Aight, thanks for all the info and the correction.

>for (You)

>>38635713
>TFW u spent 4 years in uni 2 do this : )
>we get it..., econs majors hate their lives
it gives me a paycheck and i rarely have to interact with humans.

>>38633340
Do this:

Lucifer
Show me the secrets enshrined
The hidden source of eternal wisdom
That dwells within the abyss
Infernal majesty
Guide me in my eternal search
Lead me to the ancient empire
Of dark treasures that once were lost

Lord of darkness
I speak thy name
Bestowe me a vision
From the deeps beyond the flames
Share me the power
Enchant my darkened soul
Grant me the key
To the mysteries

Wandering alone in the hall of damnation
Enlightened by the reflections of the moon
As voices of the night calls my name
I enter the halls of blasphemy
Rites of ancient sorcery unknown
Since the darkest centuries of time
The hidden chambers reveals the past
Engraved in the archways in stone

Demon lord
The apocryphal king of the abyss
Reveal the unholy secrets
Unveil the source of hellish creation
Inferal majesty
I summon the infernal forces
Let the ancient flame burn
Lord - bring us damnation

I'm an enchanter
A disciple of the art aflame
In the depths of my heart
The sigil of satan engraved
Satan
Thou who possess the greather force
I'm thy faithful servant
The words of summoning I recite

Secrets of the black arts
Secrets of the black arts

Secrets of the black arts
Secrets of the black arts

>>38635797
Who invited this original excuse of a guy

>>38635832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNgDYjEca1Q

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Ok if you won't be my gf, PLEASE be my mistress or something. Hearing you humiliate these creeps is hot as fuck. You can order me around and torturing me in all sorts of ways, keep me in chastity, cuck me or whatever. I'd do anything to serve a goddess like you. PLEASE PLEASE I BEG YOU
M-my discord is PatheticRobot#2797

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>>38635797

>he thinks dark funeral is edgy

>>38635868
You're pushing the wrong buttons anon, she's obviously submissive

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>>38635900
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUP SHE'S A TRUE GODDESS AND AS SUCH MUST BE WORSHIPPED

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>>38633340
>hi robots FEMALE here
>200 replies

>>38633491
this is a man.

orriginally of course

>>38635944
>>38635868
is pic related you? why do you want a roastie so bad, when you could get a strong bf to treat you like a slave and order you around?

>>38635997
>look up videos of Mama Cass on YouTube
>first video
>people arguing about whether she died eating a ham sandwich
This thread is weird, too

>>38633340
Please say in the coldest, meanest, voice you can muster:

"You don't satisfy me. You've never satisfied me, and I want a divorce."

Thanks.

>>38635690
This was you laughting at me OP? :(

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>>38636043
No it's not me, also I'm not a faggot, I only let girls (both female and male) dominate me

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>>38636102
>>38635955
Please tell us the story behind this, Jeremy

>>38635681
Rk9 haves ID tracker? How do you know where is he from

>>38633382
>>38633411
>>38633399
You sound extremely familiar. Are you in Perth?

>>38636168
Come on anon, I want to know. Seeing you delete the first post and post the second one actually moved something in me. Tell us what happened please.

>>38636275
Oh, we're not the same person.

>>38633340
>>38636259
Oi slut answer me. I know you but I can't place who you are. I'm pretty sure I've fucked you before.

>>38636293
Are you trying to trick me anon? Both posts said "Please say "x" in the y-est most z voice you can muster", the resemblance is undeniable Also the first one was deleted right before the second was posted

>>38636368
I'm pretty sure it's a friend's post. We're in a discord together and he said he was going to post. He must have copied mine to an extent.

fembot here too

i love your voice OP i wish my voice would be that girly x

FEMALE here (girl) xD Pay attenshun to me. Did I mention i was a girl? I have a vagina too uwu Yes I'm a FEManon

girls who sound like this almost always are obese and ugly cunts

>>38636933
The joke's on you faggit, she's 110 lbs

>>38635406
Interesting that you're asian. I had you pegged for Icelandic or Swedish.

>>38637033
Not only is she not Asian but you're a retard if you can't figure out the accent. Dumb mutt

>>38637381
enlighten me, o rude one

>>38637381
>you're a retard if you can't figure out the accent
She's aus anon, the accent is fake

>>38637415
>spoonfeed me like the retard I am
She's from getfuckedcunt

>>38637441
>She's Australian
>But her Australian accent is fake
Wew lad. We have a genius right here. 99% sure I know her and have fucked her before.

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>>38637449
oh okay, sorry for not realizing that, cunt

>>38637471
>australian accent
That isn't what an australian accent sounds like anon, also tell us her nam

>>38637494
You're forgiven cunt.

>>38637504
>That isn't what an australian accent sounds like anon
lmao

>>38637533
>>38637471
way to dodge the question faggot, prove you know her and have fucked her by telling us her name and/or showing a picture
also settle the race question once and for all, and tell us if she's asian or not

>>38637572
>give me information I can't even verify
How badly do you want even indirect contact with a girl dude? I could literally tell you anything right now and you'd have no way of verifying it.

>inb4 HAHA U DONT NO HER xD
You're legit creepy

>female attention thread
>227 replies
fucking orbiters, go to hell

>>38637617
>can't even verify
except I can cunt, I know her name and where she lives and I've talked to her a while ago from a /soc/ skype thread
until you tell me her name you're just a pathetic little larper who's posting autistic works of fiction and falsehood on the internet

>>38637685
>when you white knight m'lady you spoke to "awhile ago"
As I said, legit creeper

>>38637685
stop being a nigger and post her nudes. thanks.

>>38637737
How the fuck am I white knighting?
I just wanted to know if you were bullshitting or not, but it's okay I do now. You couldn't have made it more obvious if you tried.
>>38637744
Don't have them sorry anon

>.< xD http://vocaroo.com/i/s00CifFSnwkE