>havent eaten all day
>mum bought tendys for dinner
>was late to the table and theres none left
>felt sad but try to cook eggs instead
>no gas
>sigh
Its another episode of pouring soy sauce onto rice
Gas?
Lol.
>>38891512
we call it gas. locally
>>38891502
Rice is healthy especially with vegetables added. Don't you have food you can pick outside I have berry bushes. Get a small mini fridge and one of those electric oven things.
I've been there man it sucks balls
What`s your opinion on the human race Robots?
>pic unrelated
We're just going through a shitty era. It'll be over soon. Either we'll fuck ourselves beyond repair or either we'll make advancements in technology or maybe successfully colonize mars.
>>38891475
We've always had periods of time that were utter shit that followed after relative comfort and peace. Assuming the world doesn't go boom boom we'll get through it whenever it ends and the cycle will repeat, my guess is sometime by the 2030s-late 2050s.
>>38891725
The planet itself won't be destroyed. As, for us humans. We aren't going extinct right now. Sure, there is much shit going on in politics. But, advancements in technology is main thing. Imagine what can we achieve in 100 or 1000 years. The technological revolution started from 1940s and that isn't even a longer period. Imagine if it started from 1500s. We'd be on Mars right now.
ITT: most humiliating accidents
>bully chad is picking on guy outside technology lab
>kid he is bullying snaps, this kid was a bipolar who was known as Kiwi
>Kiwi was of average hight, but has muscles like ripcord due to his absolute love of rock climbing
>generally quiet along with being a huge weaboo
>Kiwi fucking goes apeshit
>beats the bully till the bully passes out
>goes into tech lab
>brings out wood mallet and long screwdriver
>pulls bullies pants down
>mallets screwdriver up bullys ass
>bully wakes up and starts crying
>Kiwi is sat on his back screaming "squeal for me piggyman! squeal!"
>tears, blood and shit all over from the bully
>>38891433
>mallets screwdriver up bullies ass
kek
>fumbling around for my ID
>condom slips out of my wallet
>everyone around looks and becomes completely silent
>qt girl who was eyefucking me since I got there smirks
Best part is; this happened TODAY. No more than 2 hours ago.
>>38891433
>saw a kid shit himself them pretend to have a seizure in the middle of a school assembly when we were standing
>rolling around in his own shit
>gets up and runs out of the hall
Hey robots I'm back. How's your day been anon?
Are you in need of a friend?
Do you have problems that you need help with?
Do you just need to vent, to get something off your chest?
Step right into this thread. I'll be your friend! I'm no psychologist or doctor or anything like that but I will still help you to the best of my ability. We all have problems and I understand that, I have problems of my own, but I'm here to help you get through yours. If you don't like making your problems public, I respect your privacy. Just drop your contact info or I can drop mine and we can talk about things privately.
>>38891399
>tfw nobody posts in ops thread
>>38892073
Feelsbadman I just wanna help some people
>>38891399
i m lonely all over again and have no one to talk
all i did today was post on r9k but nobody really bothered to reply and spend 12 hours on omegle but everyone there hates me too cause im jus whining
i just dont want to be alone, my tear ducts are empty
Why should I start a family with some roastie whore who is only after my money, when I could play videogames with my friends all day?
Have you not seen the state of modern women?
That's what I told /pol/ a thousand times.
Get a trap or asian gf and adopt a kid.
Asian women will love you forever and worship you, and never divorce you.
Traps are absolutely superior to women in every single regard, they don't age, they are more feminine, they are not nagging bitches, they are more attractive, etc.
There are alternatives.
I personally have a trap gf and we adopted 2 kids from Africa.
>>38891276
If you don't want to save your people, how can you expect anyone to
either save the white master race or enjoy your life and let some other guy do that
What would you do if you had his powers?
go into a toy building
>>38891270
Propably this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-MhE0J9Tx8
>>38892307
the humor in this is fucking awful
>You don't have to be alone to be lonely!
>Dude why you so sad about no gf? Just meditate for decades and reach enlightenment, you won't need pussy then
>"haha anon, sex/relationships are overrated, dude why do you care xD"
>Said by someone who has multiple girlfriends since the age of 12 and been having sex since 15
>>38891221
The only thing worse than being alone is being surrounded with people you hate and have nothing in common with. So yes, little robot who memes about things he knows nothing about, you don't have to be alone to be lonely.
Take just one though. Greedy bastards.
thanks, taste great!
>>38891213
Why are they shaped like cocks?
>>38891213
>takes two underneath palm
>'What, this? This one's for my friend'
post your favourite song ITT and other anons will assume things about you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFWN8dpatcA
>>38891198
You're not American, and you're 12
https://youtu.be/M1Uu0YIdJ7A
>>38891236
i'm european and that was mean
>>38891198
Over 23 years old
Anyone else here get NEET envy? I don't think I want to be a NEET for years without end, but I look at my wagecuck job and just wish I could do nothing for a while
>>38891183
I get wagecuck envy on a very regular basis. Wishing you could "nothing for a while" is something I guess I can understand but that's what vacation time is for. There is nothing good nor fulfilling about neetdom.
>>38891220
>There is nothing good nor fulfilling about neetdom.
There's nothing fulfilling about work either.
>>38891274
I guess that would depend entirely on the kind of work you do.
>women pour into my vidya
>injects shitty politics
>makes diversity a selling point
>Women invade comics
>make it unbearably political and replace heroes with non-whites for their political desire
>women invade politics and vote for the shitty laws
>Women degenerate feminism to the point a big issue was manspreading
Why do women have to be this much of a dick?
>>38891082
1. Muh gamergate
It's not women it's liberalism in general. Even then, a game can be diverse and still good. Tf2's token black guy is a pretty awesome character. There are also plenty of games like titanfall 2 that don't give a shit about it and are fun.
2. Don't read comics no comment.
3. This has been happening since they got the vote. Demographics don't, and never have voted for the actual future of the country. Every group votes for its own personal gain 1st and foremost
4. Yeah that's retarded. Separate but equal>feminism
>>38891082
>Women invade comics
>make it unbearably political and replace heroes with non-whites for their political desire
Actually it's men and the jews who did it and comics have always been a jewish sjw outlet with liberal politics.
>>38891082
Why do women care about non-whites so much? Oh I know, they desperately want black cock.
So, Im giving up on life.
What are some ways to waste time?
I haven't played video games since Halo 3.
is it all shit now?
I know music sucks these days also.
What's a good escapism?
Try and see how much of a crumpet you can cover with butter in one spread.
>>38890972
games are always a good way...
do you have a pc or console? if pc what are your specs? maybe we can recommend something
books are good to escape too... if you're not into reading yet you should definitely try it imo, there are some awesome books out there. I prefer scifi and fantasy
trading stocks / crypto is kinda fun too and who knows maybe you have a thing for it and make some money...
Im trying to decide to buy a pc or console.
I might be traveling a lot, so which one would be better?
It's that time again where we simulate what it would be like living together
Welcome to the robot house.
first of all it wouldn't be a nice mansion.
probably just a crusty trailer park or something
second there would be cum rags and anime pillows and pizza bites and hot pocket sleeves everywhere
third of all epicureanism is gay af
Well as a fembot, people would alternate between raging at me and trying to fuck me. The fembots would eventually form a little tumblr-like clique and we would compete for the attention of the Alpha Robot. Some of you fuckers would be more desirable than others, that's just how large groups work..
I unironically want to live in a house with all of you.
This dog shoves his snout into your crotch and starts licking
wat do fembots?
>>38890787
He's cute but Im not into that shit
>>38890787
Call a ezzorsist, that dawg a demon!
He's exactly my type. We'd go the whole way, I'm not stopping til I'm full of his doggy cum.
Anyone else? I've been using since July 2015, but was never truly addicted until May of this year.
I managed to get clean for just under a month but as of this past Thursday I'm using again. If I could quit all drugs I know I could do amazing things with this life but it's been so fucking difficult.
Have some kratom coming in the mail today which I hope to use for a taper.
>Also a warning to all you noobs out there
I've never shot up. Only smoked, sniffed, and occasionally plugged. It's totally possible to become fully physically addicted to heroin from snorting, as long as you're using enough. And because it's less potent of a high without shooting it, I actually have to use more dope to get high than some junkies I know who have been shooting up for years.
Feel free to discuss the fun of getting high, the terrors of quitting, or anything else in between.
>>38890751
My man i hope you know drugs are like totally not cool and are totally damaging your body in ways that aren't visible so you should like totally quit the crap before you take the permanent dirt nap Drugs are bad.
>>38890751
Enjoy dying at 30
I love the heroin chic life but im not rich enough or famous enough to live it. Also never done heroin but i would if i could.