ITT: Shit normalfags say

>Dude why you so sad about no gf? Just meditate for decades and reach enlightenment, you won't need pussy then

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>"haha anon, sex/relationships are overrated, dude why do you care xD"
>Said by someone who has multiple girlfriends since the age of 12 and been having sex since 15

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>>38891221

The only thing worse than being alone is being surrounded with people you hate and have nothing in common with. So yes, little robot who memes about things he knows nothing about, you don't have to be alone to be lonely.

>>38891221
they're right, no matter how many people are around you you can still feel depressed and alienated

>>38891257
this is actually what true ascended robots do

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>>38891344

I had a sex/realtionship once and I think it was overrated. What now?

>>38891379
do you watch a lot of porn? if so, stop and then try again

>>38891373
>no matter how many people are around you you can still feel depressed and alienated

I can accept this but you CANNOT feel more depressed/alienated than if you are genuinely 100% alone.

>this is actually what true ascended robots do

No, voluntary disassociation from society is not the same as involuntary disassociation. If it was then any Chad could just decide to lock himself inside his room for 5 years playing fucking Dota or some shit and be termed a "robot".

>>38891364
OP's referring to people who have a nice girlfriend and healthy relationship, not depressed old men working in a wage slave job surrounded by shitty coworkers

>>38891364
>The only thing worse than starving is being surrounded by food you don't want to eat. So yes, little Ethiopian who memes about things he knows nothing about, you don't have to have no food to be starving.

This is how retarded you sound.

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>>38891456

>HHUURRRR DURRR FUUURRRR

That's how retarded you sound.

>>38891456
Shitty food can still provide the nutrition that great food can. Shitty "friends" doesn't provide the same human connection that good friends can.

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>>38891483
>Using reaction images pulled from the Facebook GIF collection
>Thinks "le hurr durr" is an argument
>Thinks he can be lonely even though he's probably Chad

This is how I know you're a normalfag.

>>38891518
If they're so shit, why don't people stop being friends with them? Is it because having no friends is worse then having none at all?

>>38891546
*any at all

>>38891546
They're coworkers, brainlet. You have no choice but to be around them.

>>38891404
He's right, I've had sex a few times and watch porn a healthy amount of times and sex wasn't that great, felt the same after losing verginity. BJ is much better

>>38891426
>I can accept this but you CANNOT feel more depressed/alienated than if you are genuinely 100% alone.

trust me, the worst I've ever felt is around other people due to my psychosis. the years I've spent alone since then have been relatively nice

>voluntary disassociation from society is not the same as involuntary disassociation

actions matter more than intent. whether or not someone is capable of socializing, if they completely detach themselves from society and never again seek worldly values I would say that something in their brain has become robot-like at that point

>>38891564
You don't have to be friends with coworkers silly, also that's just one situation where you're forced to be with them. Most of the time you don't have to.

>>38891546
>just stop being around the people you work with!
Sure is retard in here

>>38891589
Have you ever had a job? For 6-8 hours or more, you're essentially forced to be around people and socialize.

>>38891581
>trust me, the worst I've ever felt is around other people due to my psychosis

Ah, "psychosis". AKA one of the most normalfag disorders of all time.

>if they completely detach themselves from society and never again seek worldly values I would say that something in their brain has become robot-like at that point

No, you have completely misunderstood what being a robot actually is. Being a robot means being rejected and degraded by women and/or society. If you are LIKED by women and/or society and you merely choose not to associate with them, you are still a normalfag. You're just an introvert normalfag or possibly a normalfag with normie-tier mental problems.

>>38891456
>food analogy

Pretty shit really. It could work if you replace 'bad food' with 'food you are allergic to'

>>38891529
Not him, but have you heard the six gorillion green texts about robots whose """"friends""""" keep them around only to fuck with/bully them? It's very possible to feel alone, even among others.

It's more or less the quintessential trait of the cyborg.

>>38891612
I've had plenty of jobs, most of the people I worked with I barely interacted with outside of work. I would act friendly with them for 6 hours then leave. If you think you're supposed to be friends with them then you've been living life wrong. But I guess it depends on the job

>>38891364
then cut ties you fucking pussy retard normie

>My brother tries to convince me he's lonely
>He's had a gf for 2 years

The closest human contact I've had in the last 4 years has been sitting next to strangers on a bus.

>>38891627
if schizophrenia is a normie mental illness then it's time for me to ascend to autism

>Being a robot means being rejected and degraded by women and/or society

you're describing a failed normie. robot has everything to do with mindset

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>>38891221
>i have a gf and a social life but i am a robot
>cause robot is a state of mind
Sign me for the day of the rope.

>>38891872
>if schizophrenia is a normie mental illness

Yes, it is. As evidenced by the fact that schizophrenia is common among women, people with normal social lives/sex lives, murderers, sociopaths, and various other "mentally damaged normalfags".

>you're describing a failed normie. robot has everything to do with mindset

So if there's a Chad who beds a different girl every other night, but claims that "M-M-MUH BRAIN IS DIFFERENT", he must be a robot?

Look, in my mind, the SOLE defining factor of what makes a robot is the rejection factor. You have to be in some way rejected. So robots must either be kissless virgins or friendless kissless virgins. You can be a robot with friends so long as you are also a kissless virgin, because you then fulfill the rejection quota by way of being rejected by women.

If having mental issues was all it took to be a robot, then fucking ANYONE could be a robot.

>>38891940
so in your mind only very uncommon mental illnesses are robot ones? that would mean that basically anything posted about on this board doesn't classify, correct?

>if there's a Chad who beds a different girl every other night, but claims that "M-M-MUH BRAIN IS DIFFERENT", he must be a robot?

if he genuinely has mental problems then I'd say he's more robot than someone neurotypical who got rejected because he's weird but would take Chad's life in a heartbeat if he could (failed normie)

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>>38891872
Fucking normies.
They abducted depression, now they want to abduct the word robot.
You are a normie you shithead roast. Go neck yourself filthy roach.
Robot is when you are rejected by everyone and everything.

>>38891996
>so in your mind only very uncommon mental illnesses are robot ones?

It's all based on the nature of the mental illness. Mental illnesses that deprive you of social skills eg. autism or social anxiety CAN be robot mental illnesses. Of course, you can be a robot AND have something like schizophrenia or psychopathy, but it doesn't add to your "robot score", as it were.

>if he genuinely has mental problems then I'd say he's more robot than someone neurotypical who got rejected

So what you're describing isn't a robot. You're describing "weird/mentally damaged people". AKA people who probably have very enjoyable and high quality lives and are accepted and loved by society, but just have "muh mental problems".

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>>38891996
If you have not been rejected by everyone and everything, you are not a robot you cockroach.
Having muh mental illness doesn't imply you are a robot fucking normalfag.
You gonna be the first in the beta uprising.

>>38892085
schizo more than deprived me of social skills. I'd also say that anxiety is extremely common in a huge amount of normal people and that depending on your level of autism you can even use it to your advantage and come across as quirky/interesting. there are different degrees of severity to all of these things and you see them very rigidly

weird/mentally damaged is 100% more robot than relatively normal rejected person, at least when that mental abormality pertains to feeling isolated from others or just plain not having feelings for others

>>38892213
>beta uprising
Haha, what a power fantasy.

>>38892213
everyone and everything? that would mean fitting into the online community of this board means you aren't robot right?

>>38892023
But he's right, you know. Normies don't want to abduct anything, they just experience problems and they give a name to them.

>ITT: Failed normalfags doing mental gymnastics to try to convince themselves they're robots

If I handed you a girl that wanted to fuck you right now, you'd take her. Literally the only difference between you and a regular dickhead is that you failed at life. Get off my board.

>>38892303
>my board
Eeeh, it's not really YOUR board. Normies and failed normies or whatever you want to call them are here and they're not really going anywhere, no matter how much impotent rage you throw at them.

>>38892085
>unironically trying to argue that "m-muh anxiety" and autism is more robotic than paranoid schizophrenia

I don't say this often but you are the definition of normalscum that convinced himself he's a robot

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>>38892277
>he thinks talking with others on an anonymous board is being friends with them
I talk to the cashier to know how much i have to pay for my shit, does that mean i am fitting ?

Bring on the mental gymnastics normalshit, i will destroy every single of them because they have no logical base.

>>38892261
>weird/mentally damaged is 100% more robot than relatively normal rejected person

So what you're telling me is that mental illness is, in your mind the ONLY thing that makes one a robot?

So someone who was popular in school, experienced teenage romance/sex, has always had friends, was never bullied, and has regular sex/dates regularly as an adult, but has "muh mental illness" is in your mind a robot?

You're literally retarded. You have brain issues. Though you also have schizophrenia so I guess I can't blame you for being born subhuman.

>>38892344
>I don't say this often but you are the definition of normalscum that convinced himself he's a robot

Fuck off. Being Chad in literally all areas of life apart from being some jittery schizophrenic/psychopathic cunt doesn't make you a robot. It just makes you a braindead Chad.

>>38892350
>thinks fitting in = being friends with everyone
Ayyy

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If someone is successful at life and the entire time they don't feel a single emotion. They are unfeeling unflinching and apathetic towards all. That is a robot desu

If you are a slightly awkward dude who hasn't gotten laid yet and can't make friends and you have angst. You are an immature person. And I suppose robot. But very deluded to think the first isn't a robot desu. And if your circumstances changed you would turn into a happy person. Person #1 is not going to feel anything ever.

But really. Robot is a meme. Do not fall for it so easily. It was invented to keep us shackled.

>>38892394
>Ayyy
How to detect a plebbitors 101.
Go back to your cancer containement website. We don't want roaches like you here.

>>38892387
>failed normie so terrified at the prospect of not being robot that he gets more and more mad at correct people: the thread

squeal roachie, squeal

>>38892401
>If someone is successful at life and the entire time they don't feel a single emotion. They are unfeeling unflinching and apathetic towards all.

There are literally COUNTLESS people who are 100% normalfags and who claim this is their experience. They are NOT robots.

In fact, I would argue that such a sociopathic and non-feeling attitude to life actually makes someone MORE of a normalfag. Some of the biggest normalfags I know are cunts who claim to "hate humans" and who are depressed about literally nothing. Sociopathic behaviour like this is a prime normie trait.

>>38892410
>implying your words have absolutely any power
I'm sorry anon, but I'm here to stay(:

>>38892387
actually I'd say you hit the nail on the head. if Chad had massive brain problems he'd at least be cyborg and just good at hiding it. your fixation with rejection being the defining factor of a robot is p silly

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>>38892401
>If someone is successful at life and the entire time they don't feel a single emotion. They are unfeeling unflinching and apathetic towards all.
>someone is successful at life
>robot
Don't you fucking get it your normal cockroaches ?
Being a robot is being an outcast. How can you be succesful and be an outcast ?
All these mental gymnastics. Normies getting triggered because they are not robots.

>>38892449
>There are literally COUNTLESS people who are 100% normalfags and who claim this is their experience.
Someone claiming something and someone actually experiencing it are two different things u a very simple thinker to believe that they're the same

>Some of the biggest normalfags I know are cunts who claim to "hate humans" and who are depressed about literally nothing
Ur useless anecdote doesn't really describe an unfeeling person lol...

>>38892516
>Being a robot is being an outcast.

According to what? You?

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>>38892541
>someone is successful at life can be a robot
According to what ? You ?

>>38892561
Finally, you see the truth. Robot has no meaning. Now you're free.

>>38892489
>if Chad had massive brain problems he'd at least be cyborg and just good at hiding it

No, sorry. You've just confirmed you are actually this thread's biggest cunt. Stop making excuses for people who have been given everything in life on a silver platter.

You sound like some Tumblrina. You're doing the equivalent of an SJW claiming that being a rich woman is worse than being a man in poverty.

>>38892541
Okay, well let's just take the word "robot" out of the equation. Considering it means literally nothing and absolutely no one has the supreme right to decide exactly what it means.

Let me ask you this: Who of these two people has the better life?
>Kissless handholdless virgin who was bullied throughout his entire time at school and as a result has lingering, crippling self-esteem and depression problems that prevent him from operating as a normal human being
>Some sociopathic/psychopathic guy who has deep inner mental issues but due to the fact that he has a mental illness that DOESN'T affect social skills, has always manipulated and schmoozed his way to the top of the social ladder and always had friends and plenty of women by his side

>>38892587
That kind of logic is shit. It has a meaning who give to it.
And the meaning given to it by oldfag are people who face only rejection.
It's like saying depression has no meaning. No, it has one. The one that oldfag psychologist had given to it in the DSM 5

>>38892679
Fkin type.
It has the meaning you give to it*

>>38891364
There's a difference between being annoyed with people and actually being alone.

What normies really mean faggot, is that they get ignored more than their narcissistic asses would like, because they ALL want to be the center of attention, but most aren't usually going to get to be.


But for me
>you're supposed to stop using 4chan once you get older
ree

>>38892679
>And the meaning given to it by oldfag are people who face only rejection.

"""""Oldfags"""""

now I know for sure you haven't been here since the beginning. you're a disgrace.

>>38891364
Unless you know what is like to experience complete social isolation your entire life you are the one who knows nothing.

>>38892637
Both of them have hard lives because everyone's struggle is their own and you even posing that question proves that you are an immature stunted Neanderthal trying to prove to others that your life is "worse" than someone else's, e.g. a failed normie that operates on normshit logic. Have fun getting your strings pulled by the true operators of this thread and then seething for the rest of today hahahhahahahahha

>>38892715
>you're a disgrace.
Oh come on. Don't throw big words like that.
/r9k/ was originally a board meant to be a better version of /b/ but it ended being our containment board after they got it open again.

>>38892725
literally >YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME!!!!

r9k seriously thinks it isn't tumblr with this shit

you guys are more tumblr than /co/

>>38892637
>Y-you're just a Tumblrina
>Equating poverty to being a failed normie social reject
>Asking loaded questions as if no one will notice how badly you're underplaying mental illness (or maybe you genuinely don't understand how those work)

The Ballad of The Failed Normie, folks

>>38892773
Nice greentext, normie retard.

>>38891364
Objectively this. You faggots don't know what it's like when you meet people and they at most tolerate you and you have nothing in common with them. 4chan is legitimately the ONLY place I have people with common interests. I hate everybody else but pretend to be interested so that way I don't spend my fucking time alone but it's exhausting and depressing when I could be spending it enjoying my time on 4chan doing other shit

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>what's the worst that could happen? she just says no?

>Tell friend of the family that I'm feeling like shit after they ask how I am
>"Well at least you have a life unlike popular normie girl who died of a terminal condition
>Makes me feel ten times worse

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>Circumcision is no big deal! I love my cut cock!