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>>38963005

Have you considered becoming a vagabond, or living life in a strange and interesting way?

You can always kill yourself OP, but there may be some, interesting, unexplored lifestyle that might be better than kys

>>38963005
delete your porn stach and everything else

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>>38963005
See you next week, OP

>>38962967

http://imgur.com/GcGihfg

Better resolution.

Modern Western women are shit

>>38962967
Holy shit you guys are either extremely gullible or just desperate to have a reeee roasties moment

>>38962859
That's a dude right?
Why would a dude that's probably 40 dress as a 14 year old slut?
Can't he at least try to dress as a 40 year old woman instead?

>>38962945
to get fucked by other dudes duh.

>>38962859
If you washed dishes every time you used them. You wouldn't have to deal with this.

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>>38962975

yeah it took my this long to clean that rotting shit heap, time to cut my nails, they are overgrown from being a NEET master race.

the kitchen stank like a garbage tip cleaning that crap up holy shit,

also yeah it's a sexy tranny escort, pic related

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>>38962834
>this thread is immune to dadposting.
chaaaaaaaaaamp what are you doing holed up in your room again? don't you get bored sitting in front of a computer all day?

>>38962888
GO AWAY DAD I DON'T NEED OR WANNA WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I acknowledge that morality doesn't exist. There's no such thing as right or wrong. I'll just do whatever benefits me.

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Need a Gothic lolita gf

>>38962772
Why are girls who dress gothic lolita usually unattractive?

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>>38963278
Because you don't admire modesty

2/2

>both me and gf apply to tons of jobs, get few interviews with no success
>both find something hourly paid but either of us could be out of work any day now
>find a small house with some problems, decide it's better than rent even though it has no water, plumbing, etc
>buy it out of our relocation funds
>find out you are totally doomed without a full personnummer (social number)
>in order to get full personnummer you have to meet conditions that (with the current job market) even a native swede would have trouble with
>can't buy phone credit, register to services, etc
>try to open bank account to manage finances
>get denied by almost all banks, lack of full personnummer
>finally one says yes, they open a child/youth bank account
>I shit you not, I can't pay online or do much with it
>try to get the house fixed up but the businesses here literally act like they don't want the job
>we are polite, have some money to fix the house and everything. But people are so rich here that they would rather do something else than work.
>have pretend house which we keep going with our pretend jobs that pay us on our pretend bank account
>few more years of this shit to go until we become citizens, unless something goes horribly wrong
>forced to live to the limit of legality. Tolerated and not thrown out like shit.

I don't care if someone reads this shit or not, I just want it written somewhere.
I'll post some more shit to bump.

That's what you get for """living""" in Europe.

BURGERLAND A BEST

bonus 1.
>get in contact with ex work collegue of mine
>he lives in one of the cities in the south and works for a non Swedish company
>has been trying for more than a year to change job and failed
>guy has stellar CV and the employers just come up with any reasons to choose a Swede instead
>realize that there was a high possiblity that we whould have burned our relocation funds fast and forced to be sent back
>actually thankful for the dump we have now

They've never seen bantz in their lives
They're like bunnies in the headlights

If you know what Whisper is your are probably to young to be on 4 chan.

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How do you bully people on Whisper? i'm only now just hearing about this app

was beaten by drug addicted alcoholic farther contributed to me not being able to be "normal" and therefore i am a social outcast the only friends i ever had were people who were similar to me, we where all from such fucked up backgrounds that no one wanted to know us.

>>38962664
i have nothing against a good spankin' if it's done right
that being said my parents used to pretend i knew everything since day one and they would get really mad and beat me if i didnt do what the asked me right
i think that helped my robothood but i would have ended up fucked in the head anyway

I didn't like it as a kid but I sure wish someone would spank me now

the funny thing is if she was skinny she would be a 9/10

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>>38962652
I think she's gorgeous as is

>>38962633
bod and face are 8+/10 easily

higher charisma.
Or money.

>>38962556
As cliche as it is, I want to see the world. Travel a lot more and put myself in situations and places I'm not used to.

I want to be a badass engineer so I can have fun building rockets and exoskeletons. Maybe it'd impress a qt nerd girl but that's entirely secondary.

>>38962510
AIso she's blocking your path, wat do?

>>38962510
just read the comments
it's all beta orbiters saying that she's pretty and brave etc
gtfo this board

l'd fuck her

>>38962459
you should be thankful you have antidepressants.

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>antidepressants make symptoms worse

>you will never have a dream where you, pepe and wojak perform the beta uprising

why isn't there a mod for this?

What matters most is your physical appearance.

If you're hot, people will like anything you write.

If you're ugly, no one will ever read anything you write.

>>38962425
Dating app eh. I think you mean just tinder.
Hookup apps are just physical attractiveness
If you want to engage in the engine of societal destruction that is the cock carousel, get good pictures taken or alternatively just be a ripped muscle hunk.
All there is to it.

>>38962850
Well, i mean, im sure u can get around that if u stick out enough

>>38962385
>hapa Elliot looks slightly better than pure asain elliot, but nigger elliot looks suprisingly like michael jackson

The nigga would be indistinguishable from typical affirmative action welfare entitlement nigga. The asian would do well in school and the basis of his rage would be "I good grades where's my waifu". The yankee would be regular elliot but even more pol and r9k than elliot.

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>>38962385
"Despite being a pampered kid, I feel entitled to the love of everyone, even when I act like a jerk. Also, doors are my mortal enemy."

>>38962384
for the past year I lay in bed and make love to my pillows and pretend I'm breeding my wife and then I snap out of it and cry

i hate myself

>>38962384
>blaming God
>your fault for watching porn
You're not born with any fetishes you know

I want to suck some milk from a preggo girl