Write a sentence of Elliot's manifesto for each Elliot (nigga, asian and yankee)
>>38962385
>hapa Elliot looks slightly better than pure asain elliot, but nigger elliot looks suprisingly like michael jackson
The nigga would be indistinguishable from typical affirmative action welfare entitlement nigga. The asian would do well in school and the basis of his rage would be "I good grades where's my waifu". The yankee would be regular elliot but even more pol and r9k than elliot.
>>38962385
"Despite being a pampered kid, I feel entitled to the love of everyone, even when I act like a jerk. Also, doors are my mortal enemy."
>>38962782
he could have literally shot the hinges. it's usually done with shotguns but I bet it could be done even with a 9mm or whatever the fuck he had aswell. was he retarded?
>>38962875
>was he retarded?
As someone who read his manifesto, let me save you some time.
Yes.
>>38962937
also he had money so he could have banged hookers but he chose to die a virgin instead
>>38962994
That reminds me I have to make a low INT New Vegas Run.
>>38962994
Hookers doesn't count, retard. How many times does this have to be stated?
>>38963148
>having sex doesn't count as having sex
>>38963148
>Hookers doesn't count, retard.
Literally wut?
>>38963273
>>38963237
I guess Elliot isn't the only retarded one
>>38963237
>>38963273
Doesn't count because you're paying a whore for sex and not getting it from courtship a female into it.
>>38963319
Im pretty sure once you stick your dick in a hole it makes you a non virgin
>>38962994
Because it wasn't just about sex. He didn't want to pay for something that others were able to get for free. I think hiring a hooker would have made him feel worse and he knew that.
>>38963350
I actually agreed with you guys and my image was meant for the other guy. sorry I'm high as shit
>>38962385
WOW! Thank you for this one. I love it.
Elliots of different races rated:
Eurasian: 9.8/10
Black: 6/10
Asian: 5.5/10
White: 8/10
>>38962782
I wonder why you are so obsessed with doors?
>>38964575
He looks the best as a white guy. He would have gotten GUARANTEED pussy if he was born white and that's a fact. That half asian/half white face probably put a lot of people off. Makes him always look creepy.
>>38962385
Nigger gentleman is a lesbian negress.
Asian gentleman is pureblood and looks better.
Chad gentleman aka white is what he wish he was.
>>38963023
Side with the NCR to enhance brainlet experience.
>>38965007
>Makes him always look creepy.
Funny that you see it that way, To me his special mixture of Asian and White features makes him look exceptionally handsome.
>>38965732
>posts ugly ass still of Elliot "Gets Cucked by Doors" Rodger
>handsome
Dude. I bet you'd suck his tiny cock if he was still alive lol
>>38965732
I agree, his Eurasian features only enhance his beauty.
>>38962385
faceapp is fucking scary