>20 years old >insane pregnant fetish >never even

>>38962384
for the past year I lay in bed and make love to my pillows and pretend I'm breeding my wife and then I snap out of it and cry

i hate myself

>>38962384
>blaming God
>your fault for watching porn
You're not born with any fetishes you know

I want to suck some milk from a preggo girl

>>38962418
damn dude, at the very least stop crying

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I know this feel all too well. I'm a 20 year old virgin dicklet who has never had a gf (and never will) but all I want to do is breed a woman and obsess over her pregnant body. It's torture

>>38962498
I'm not even a dicklet or manlet, just unnatractive to women I guess. Hopefully after I get a job things will change and I'll cop an 18 year old slavic girl.

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>>38962384
The only pregnant pic I have, wife kicking me in the balls when she was about 8 months along

>inb4 seen it before

>>38963062
fuck off you fucking disgusting loser

>>38963062
Hey man you're going to be a dad or already are a dad fucking knock that shit off and stop being a weird dad and go listen to Van Halen or something

>>38962384
I'd dare say you're a liar

>>38963794
>I'd dare say you're a liar
nigger what?

>>38963330
>>38963369
So angry, being a dad doesn't change you. Maybe changes the mother but I'm free to stay me forever. Y'all can be whatever dads you wanna be

>>38965064
>tfw your kids will be robots

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I'm the youngest of 9 siblings. My parents aren't religious so I guess it was just a kink for them.

>mfw board games escalated into giant melees about cheating

Good times

>>38965064
Doing that to yourself can actually cause testicular cancer. You should really not do that if you have a kid dude.

>>38965142
Damn Monopoly must have been a straight up war

>>38965142
sounds fun

teebeeache

>>38965175
Cancer thing is a myth
Really hard to damage your balls even letting people beat them
Also being hit in the balls feels really good to me, that would be like stopping sex just cuz we had a kid

>>38963062
How you doing ballbusting anon?

>>38962384
I share this horrible feeling
> believes in eugenics
> knows that can't sustain children
> knows that own genes are inferior
Still wants impregnation

>>38965283
Good, saved my company that I work for from going under then got told not to do it again because it's embarrassing having a junior engineer on a letter head of appreciation lol. But things calmed down and I'm just at my in laws house on r9k and watching tv with them. Are you the uni anon??

>>38965280
Have you thought about just having your balls squeezed instead of kicked while you do something with your wife I like the feeling too but I'd never let a spouse kick me there.

>>38965393
We do everything, standing on them and squeezing or sitting on them... pressure stuff I love. Impact is more her favorite. Hard to find something we haven't done

>>38962443
>>38962418
>these comments unironically make me hot
Help.

>have hucow / impregnation / forced breastfeeding kink
>have G cups
>get job with lots of physical labour
>down to D
>still have kink

>>38965374
No but im glad to hear you saved your company. Hows your wife doing? And hows the baby doing?

>>38965951
She's good. Happy she got her hair did and I bought her a 3ds and Pokemon sun and new leaf cuz she was getting bored at home. Baby is a big guy, 16lbs at 2months and 25inches tall.

How's your side

the fuck is this normalfag shit in my thread?

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>Have extremely specific fetish where I fuck a sexually frustrated and extremely pregnant wife
>Know full well it will never happen