Hey you robots let's play a game. Write what you want

higher charisma.
Or money.

>>38962556
As cliche as it is, I want to see the world. Travel a lot more and put myself in situations and places I'm not used to.

I want to be a badass engineer so I can have fun building rockets and exoskeletons. Maybe it'd impress a qt nerd girl but that's entirely secondary.

>>38962556
I want to be an artist with a small cult following. I want a qt husband and perhaps a child. I want to live in an old church and be happy.

>>38962556
To be a pretty woman

find a girl, settle down, work, reproduce, die.

I want to die a painless death in my sleep. I deserve it because I'm a bad friend, son, worker, and person over all, and it be better for all parties involved if I disappeared into nether.

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This irish angel

to have a nice body and clear skin, i can get over the ugly face with that

>>38962556
Youre getting the glitch too?
Why did spoilers get so buggy all of a sudden.

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>>38962556
A friend
no homo
about to move to Coos Bay, OR and don't know anyone

>>38962556
a qt kitsunemimi gf that i could prove myself worthy of
>tfw no demigod gf

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I want a quiet life: simple job, a basic apartment in medium sized city, no wife, no kids and a lot of free time
I deserve it because i'm a cyborg. I'm normie enough to do a simple work, but not enough to have a family. I deserve it because i will not hurt anynone, in anyway. I will steal your job, your money. I will not break your heart.

>Happiness
thats all. Think about always being happy, wouldn't matter if you were rich or poor, had a gf or not. The most boring job or not. You would be happy either way.

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To feel like I have a purpose at all in life and that something can give me more than a spark of satisfaction

>>38962556
I want to own a successful business that eventually will go public and have stock prices in the 100's.
I don't know if that will ever happen, but I'm going to do my damnedist after college to make it happen.
I'm going to study business and finance on my own save up money to self fund because I'm going to work as an engineer.
I figure that since I studied something ridiculously difficult, studying a throw away major on my own will be easy.
I already know all the books I will need to read too. There's 35 textbooks to be Harvard equivalent.
I have a vague Idea what services I'll provide and where my market will be but I'm not experienced or well informed enough to know for sure what to do.

Here's hoping I make it to wagemaster someday. Maybe I'll come back and post about it in 20 years.

>>38962944
Read books on it, study it And practice it.

>>38962965
Join the peace corp.

>>38963003
Go to school. Try to get a degree in Mechatronics.
Or mechanical engineering and electrical engineering.

>>38963612
Dedicate your time to helping the community.
Become a cop.
Or go back to school and study a stem field.

I want to open a stoner/medieval store with a backroom in that robots can chill with eachother or me, possibly also letting homeless guys sleep over if they nice
I had a shitton of robots come over so far, and except for once it was always a pleasant as fuck experience

Its not really realistic tho, so maybe enough weed that I can stay high all day?

>>38963069
Tinder for starters, then go out more and do things you like to do.
Eventually you'll meet someone

>>38963077
Get therapy or a psychiatrist.
If you're too much of a dip shit to do that sleeping pills.
If you're too poor to aford therpy and psychological help. Join the military.

>>38963833
But I want to be a welder as my job, instead I'll self-teach the engineering and do it as a hobby.

>>38963112
Get laid and try meeting other people.

>>38963949
Go for it.
Google university path to degree or all the classes you'd need to take and then just buy or download the books for the classes.
You'll find, its a lot of reading.

>>38962556
Is a redo at adolescent years too much to ask for?

>>38962556
I want to be happy with myself on the inside and the outside.

>>38963991
I need to learn math first, I was one of the "Who cares, I'll never need this stuff in real life" kids so I barely learned anything except for some basic algebra. Currently on calculus, taking a detour to relearn factoring since I forgot it.

>>38962556
I want to be entertainer which would be completely authentic (streamer, singer, tattoo artist etc). Sadly i have no passion, i'm a stutter and ugly. Besides i'm dont speak english as a first language so even less chance to get popular.

>>38964023
You sound like you're on your way.

>>38963007
Draw more, everyday and post your art on Tumblr regularly.eventually you won't suck

>>38962556
At this very moment, a nice cushy engineering job that pays in the 6 figure bracket.
I'm a fresh grad with no prior work experience and have a 2 year gap since graduating

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Comfy IT related job where I can spend a lot of free time working on side projects I (content creation and the like). Keep hanging out with the few people who are still worth it. Maybe meet a girl along the way, although I haven't had much of any luck.
You may be asking why I don't do content creation full time, I don't want to. Forcing myself to do it just drains me of energy and creativity, I want it to be fun.

>>38964041
Yeah, I've surprised myself with how motivated I am. At this rate I might complete calculus by the end of the year, then I've got to go on to multivariable calculus and linear algebra before I can do engineering.

i want an okayish job with an average salary and a one bedroom apartment

>>38963046
Hormonal therapy is what you need.

>>38963146
Google skin regiments, buy skin products.
Exercise regularly, or a lot.
Then the rest will fall into place.

>>38963364
Join a club, of something you're interested in. Like a magic the gathering club or a baseball team.

>>38962556
I want to be a martial expert of the zen variety.

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>>38962556
A house/survival bunker full of food and generators and all that crazy person stuff, plus custom commissioned portraits of Asuka. The house itself might have to wait for a while, but that's fine, I will still get the survival gear soonish.

I don't need to justify it, cause I can get it for myself.

>>38963391
Get very involved in the occult.
Hang out on /x/
Realize you're an idiot. Find regular women attractive again.

>>38963482
Look for jobs in regular cities.

>>38962556
To live forever.

>>38962556
Either be a game designer or own a bar somewhere in Europe.

My gf back

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>>38962556
I genuinely have no idea

>>38962556
To be able to fall asleep quickly without drugs.
Or you know just enough money that I don't need to sleep for work ever again.

financial freedom, really. or not having to worry about money, a good paying job that doesn't destroy my body, and is fulfilling.

>>38964080
welding is intense and i've met one or two people in my labs that came from it to change careers
unless something's changed you are never getting a design job without a degree ever
rucky 4 u the more hands on stuff (machining/cad/arguably programming) is a lot less math heavy than you'd expect

>>38964062
>entry level
>6 figures
they actually DO exist. it's just that the cost of living where they do is crazy high that you're solidly middle class at 6figs

>>38962556
to be happy and content with being a boy instead of taking these weird pills that make me look like a depraved man with gyno

>>38964062
I'd also like this. I'm only at a year gap though. I think switching focus to IT might be a better bet.

>>38964268
I would be content working the engineering minimum wage (which is like what, 50k?) for now. I figure I'd work my way up to a 6 figure position, I guess you can say it's my end goal right now.
Employers won't even give me the chance to try me out "for free" let alone hire me for an entry level position

>>38964435
>offered to do volunteer work for free
>refused because of lack of experience
>offered to take unpaid internship position
>refused because I'm not still in school
>offered to work for $40k in an area where the average starting salary is $70k+
>not even given an interview
>only actual consideration was for a position I was vastly under qualified for, instead of one of the dozens I've applied to that I could actually readily do
>failed the interview

Engineering is a meme. No one wants you unless you're a chad fresh out of an Ivy League school.

>>38964502
Not true.
But keep telling yourself that.

>>38962556
Finding ambitious and interesting people that not live just for getting a job, mate, house and kids.

>>38964502
>did programing in my uni's lab for grad students
>did work for my county as a consultant for teachers becuase I was an engineering major, paid for by county treasury.
>volunteer at an air museum doing restoration work on plans.
>did 4 mock interviews with plans to do 6 more before graduation.
>started looking for jobs now even though graduation is in december.
>hate life and want to kill self but am still working hard.
>have shit gpa but have legit reasons so if ever brought up I can win.
>friends with shit gpa got good jobs
>friends without work experience got good jobs

I think you did not prepare.

>>38964502
You've basically described my situation. Except the only offer I've been given was as an assembler at $12/hr with a "potential" to move up as a technician (not even an engineering role).
>No one wants you unless you're a chad fresh out of an Ivy League school.
I think the problem is employers are simply not willing to hire anyone that doesn't have experience. They're in a position where they can be picky due to an over saturated market. It's not their job to give fresh grads the experience they desperately need, another company can do that.

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I want to live in antarctica

So far away from other normies

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>>38962556
Open a dispensary in Los Angeles.

Finally make a livable wage for once in my life. Then fuck infinite hippy chicks.

To know if there's anything after life so i can kill my self and end my existancial dread

>>38964681
Actually you're wrong. Keep telling yourself otherwise.

Become supreme court judge.

>>38962556
I don't know anymore. I tried pursuing everything I thought I wanted but I feel just as awful.

>>38965086
This was me>>38964790
will come back to mock you.

A fembot gf

>>38965109
please help me lads I don't know where to turn anymore.

>>38965169
Join the military today than.

>>38962556
Land a job as a translator that could afford a comfy lifestyle

>>38965202
I tried but was denied.

>>38965108
that's...strangely specific

>>38965244
Join the peace corps than. Its the same

>>38965282
I'm not american so I am afraid that's not an option either.

I just don't want to be alone anymore, man

>>38965126
???

Who cares what some shitskin does, lmao?

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>>38965333
Feels relatable man. I am tired of being alone but afraid of social interaction.

>>38965376
Companies do, hence more prepared and have work experience.

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>>38962556
To be the most famous and brutal serial killer

Not trying to do it tho. If I was I wouldn't be posting this.

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>>38965404
>Companies do, hence more prepared and have work experience

What are you even trying to say

>>38962556
to DJ and produce music (which I do already) but make a sustainable income from it

>>38965447
That I will be different then most engineering burnouts senpai!

>>38962556
i want to endlessly bring pain to others as they all continue to love me

>>38964139
I live in a small town, and special-interest clubs are generally either full of Chads or full Reddit-tier orbiters. Only place I've ever successfully found friends in previous cities/towns is through work (rarely) and neighbors (slightly less rarely.) I don't know how to make either happen. I'm always either cold-approached by a neighbor while washing my car or something, or (the one time I made a friend at work) we were the only two 20-somethings assigned to the region. We basically sat at the lake all day doing fuckall, only two people on staff most of the time so when we were both there it just happened, and there was a really good bar just down the street we liked to hit up after work.

>>38965617
Join a BDSM club.

>>38962556
i want to live in muh glorious nippon, probably in a city apartment. i would also like to be self-employed in a profession i enjoy so i can work from home.

and maybe a qt girl to love and cherish too, but there's still time

>>38965908
i don't get it though
what do people do in sunrise nihon that they can't do here besides culture shock

>>38966482
Not that anon, but the culture there and here are greatly different. Although I don't think he will benefit from it since he is probably not Japanese.

I want 2 beautiful children whom I can raise

>>38962556
a wife to cuddle with

to travel back in time 7 years with the knowledge of the world I have now and make everything better.

all I want to do is cry

>>38962556
To be rich enough to move off into the wilderness have a decent home that's so far backwood I only see people when i need supplies and open a black bear sanctuary.

To be fully white. I hate being a hapa wmaf so much it is insane. Im extremely insecure and feel constantly inferior. My genes arent even that bad honestly its just a mental illness. I hate my father so much for having me so old and with an asian women. I cant get over it and i alternate cycles of extreme work and self improvement and depression at the realization that it isnt working and i will always be unwanted. Anyone reading this never racemix it will lead to broken families, your children will despise you, with no identity and their terrible genes.

>>38966806
>open a black bear sanctuary.
Are you trying to bait someone into making a >blacked meme?

I WILL BECOME AN ALPHA MALE

>>38962556
To kill a truly evil person who deserves to die.

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I want a qt flat gf who's tsundere towards me. I probably don't deserve it because I'm a total loser but I wish for it anyway.

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>>38968500
>I want a qt flat gf

>he doesn't have a flat/two-dimensional gf
Sad!

>>38962556
to have had a father.

I wish I could become invisible.

access to casual sex when I want it(obviously it'll be consensual). I feel like I deserve it because I've made many strides both mentally and physically in the past 7 years. I've become a better person than I was back then, sure I'm not exactly what I SHOULD be, but what I've done for myself at least warrants the attention of 6-7.5/10 girls. Once I get that I can stop focusing on how miserable my life is, and have a more productive outlet for my stress rather than staying home, playing video games, and getting even more worked up. I don't even want a gf, just a friend whom once in a while I get together , get drunk, have some fun, and just hang out with some level of comfort with each other. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FORRRREEEEEEEE

>>38962556
A girlfriend that I can spend time with and make happy

Im all honesty, I probably don't deserve it, but at the same time don't not deserve it. kind of like a middle ground where there isn't a strong pull in either direction.

I want a lot of money (read 7 figures) and use it to take the girl I love around the world

to be able to fall over dead

it drives me insane that if i just went outside and shot myself that id probably live since emts could be there in a matter of seconds. im not gonna do it but i just hate hearing people say that its a free country and you get to make your own decisions so why cant you decide to doe and be left alone. or why wont they make nembutal legal

does anyone else get me?

>>38963391
damn, yall have goals you can work to and here i am wishing for a motherfucking foxgirl

>an apartment
I don't socialize with my family anyway.
>a dog
I've always been good with the family pets. And it would keep me from going absolutely insane from the lonliness.
>shelf of booze

>>38962556
I just want to earn enough money so that I can live comfortably down in mexico near the beach by myself. I don't want a girlfriend or wife because they are too much to handle and the pussy isn't worth it. I just want to get the hell away from society. I'm tired of pretending to give a shit about other people, my job, and everyone's well being. I just want to be a free man.

I want to feel content with the way I am. I want to be able to not give a fuck about things and to just take them as they are. I want to be normal.

>>38962556
>1 million on a home
>300k on cars
>400k to survive
1.7 mill will make me the happiest man

>>38962556
Get back in time and not waste my whole life.

>>38962556

Money. Without shredding my dignity and, preferably, through passive income.

>what else? srls

>>38962556
I want the right to call myself a good person. That's all I want.
But I'm too cowardly to do what I need to do. I haven't earned it yet, so I don't deserve it.

Enough money to neet. And dick surgery.

Really good friends. People who share my interests and want to make projects with me.
Time-traveling skills so I can get into awesome communities before they die or get ruined.

Enough money to go to college

>>38971293
>has a magic wish
>wishes for dick surgery, and not just a magical perfect wang

>>38962556
A qt /k/ommando trap gf
Maybe then my life would have meaning

>>38962556
a degeneracy free west.

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>>38962556
To love and be loved. Both my parents are so wildly in love with each other.
I think I could handle anything life throws at me if I had someone to go through it all with. I know it's not healthy to romanticize finding 'the person to make me whole' - and I am doing okay on my own. I just.. Out of anything this world could give me, most of all, I just want to find someone who is both my best friend, and love of my life. I'm worried it will never happen. I think it's the only thing that would make me feel like a complete and utter failure.


Or like, a gorillian dollars lmao

I want to stay up late with a cute girl listening to video game orchestra covers