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>Slaps your ass
>"Damn Anon your ass jiggles like a girls"

What you gonna do Robot
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bullshit i squat 315
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but im a skeleton
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Slap his ass back and give him a wink

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Canada is the best country in the world btw.
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Whatever you say, Muhammad
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>>38966467
I love my country more than I love your mother
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>>38966510
>beinga theatre proectionist

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>girl messages me late at night
>wants to hangout at waffle house
>sperg and say yeah sure
>its 1am
>meet her
>thankfully im taller
>we talk and stay there till 4am
>messaged her if she would like to hang out again
>she says yes
>i ask her when im available
>never responded to me again
>its been 3 weeks
>she's been posting on her snap
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just move on dude, she's prbly a whooore
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>>38966442
well, why don't you just go ahead and fucking rape her then?
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>>38966442
>i ask her when im available
How is she supposed to know that?!

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>see a post I don't like
>hide it and pretend it's not there
Anyone else do this?
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>>38966434
>reply to a post
>leave the thread immediately

;)
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no because i'm not a fucking coward
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i just filter them all, on boards like r9k, pol and b i have 40-60 threads filtered at a time, makes the boards feel real slow and oldschool cause its only good threads

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>Only one chance in life
>Born with aspergers

Fucking WHY?
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>>38966336
Oh me to Anon, expect I have adhd
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>>38966741
ADHD is a normie-tier mental illness
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>>38966336
Because you suck lmao.

>ur jus a virgem loozer bcus u don respek wymmin!
>jus don't be creepy lol
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This reminds me of the convict who became a model.
Modern women are full of fucking shit.
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>>38966254
>>38966425

If a 10/10 woman had the same profile, but was arrested for molesting underage boys would you still fuck her?

That's what I thought
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>>38966455
Nah. 10/10 includes personality.

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>be me, openly gay for almost 4 years now
>friend (girl) has been trying to sleep with me
>keep telling her that i'm gay and we remain friends

>couple weeks ago
>she comes over with a bottle of vodka and wants to get drunk with me
>i see no problem
>i drink a shit-ton and completely blackout
>wake up 8 hours later with no pants, she's gone
>have a text from one of her friends saying "oh my god, you guys had sex??"
>mfw
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>>38966250
You were raped but since you're gay it doesn't matter. Ain't life swell?
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>>38966290
i guess. she's kept trying to contact me since then but things are totally weird now and i've been avoiding her.
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>>38966290
I meant "you're a guy"

>>38966338
Murder her.

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Is there anyway to respond to this or should I just leave it, been thinking about it for a while
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take the mgtowpill already
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>7 JUL
It's a month later dude, I think the time for responding has long past.
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>>38966194
WTF do you think? Unfriend and block her and never message her again.

Also kys

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>had the credentials to be an Oncologist
>instead became addicted to Vicodin
Does anyone here know what it's like to fuck up this bad?
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>>38966179
>be a literal doctor
>addicted to a low tier opioid

Wow faggot if I was a doctor I'd be high on morphine or oxy and valium and other shit right now, some of us have to settle for tramadol which sucks as much as codeine.

Also I am an actual drug addict (F19 diagnosis or whatever the fuck that means) that is contemplating suicide right now.
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>>38966309
>be a literal doctor
I never got to be a doctor, I just had the potential
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>>38966342
Then what are you complaining about? You are definitely just an addict now, you never had the potential.

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It's time to stop, it was fun for like 2 days, a normie friend of mine on Steam sent me this image and said "LMAO have you seen this?" and I told him "kys" . It got overused on r9k and it's now dead, it's even on FaceBook now.
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>>38966145
>Ms edge
>Time to stop
>No space on filenames
>Caring about reddit and jewbook
Boy, you're full of normie shit. GTFO
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>>38966145
>Reddit referring to "normies" like they aren't the very normies that have ruined this meme
The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife. A meme being "dead" means it's still got a long life on Facebook ahead of it, though. That's just the way it goes.
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>>38966246
my friend sent my this image via steam, kys you down syndrome, can you even read?

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>look at this virgin loser, im sure he watch hentai lol
what do you do
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Those girls are ugly
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>>38966028
If it weren't for that one girl with her iphone, you could've told me that this pic was taken back in the 1990s
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Correct them by saying it's "he *watches* hentai". Dumb sluts.

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Why are kissless virgins so difficult to work with and be around? When is STEM going to purge them so it can flourish?
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honestly though, if you look at that Google manifesto guy, he's so socially awkward (not to mention unattractive), why are these people even still on STEM?
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Elliot Rodger did nothing wrong.

67865786789
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Take notes from ElizatbethTheWitch, this is extremely advanced baiting

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tfw fap to 3-D AND 2-D
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2D to cater to my most specific fetishes
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>>38965888
>tfw that is literally originally me
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That's fair OP. I'm sure I could fap to 3D but I prefer not to

Welcome to the rest of your miserable life after high school.
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This isnt that bad of a thought once you embrace the fact that pain is unavoidable in life. Even if you werent to give in to a wagecuck lifestyle, the only alternative would be a neet lifestyle and thats pretty painful in its own way too.
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>>38965841
I remember being in high school and seeing people I knew a few years older than me doing apprenticeships for like construction and shit and it knocked the wind out of me.

Now that high school is over and I'm a NEET it would actually be a great success to be doing that. NEETs aren't qualified to clean toilets.
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>>38965841
Besides the fact that they have to shit in dirty port-o-pottys and that a lot of them are delusional failed normie retards, people who work construction are actually quite happy.

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How can white brainlets even compete?
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a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost
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>>38965814
Get this nigglet working on FTL space travel asap
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>>38965814
What standard deviation test did he use?

How much does he want to kill himself?

These questions my dude

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