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>>18548588
You don't.

>>18548588

men need to cum. its almost like eating. you wouldnt stop eating would you?

if you had a girlfriend / wife, would you stop your self from having sex when you wanted? of course not. masturbation isn't really bad for you, but like with eating you gotta do it right.

if you find your self addicted to porn and long sessions, go on a 'diet'. stop watching porn and only fap once every day or two.

Dude, it's impossible, not to mention useless to stop masturbating. Just continue doing it.

that you started a new medication and insomnia is one of the side effects

>>18548566

show up to work, puke, then come home.

>>18548566
Go to work pussy. I'm in the same position and I'm gonna work my shift at a grain mill

>>18548546

im sorry, are women walking into your home demanding you do chores? lock your door.

>>18548552
>every woman I've ever been with

>>18548570

put em in their place then.

>>18548542
>What should I do?
Block her number and every other form of contact and never talk with her again.

You should move on. If you're broken up it doesn't really matter why she started dating you. You need to find closure on your own.

>>18548555
What are some good ways of moving on?

>>18548524
Don't try to justify this. It isn't about living life to the "maximum". You did a shithead thing so acknowledge it. Accept being a shithead and confess to your gf, or don't. You'll most likely carry this weight until you come clean so I'd advise getting it done ASAP.

>be legit and no matter what dont cheat
You can't actually do that anymore though, you already cheated.

As someone that's cheated on his GF recently, the way to decide what to do depends on the answer of this one question:

Can you live with the fact that you've cheated on her? Will the guilt fuck with you constantly?

If you can't let this rest and you will constantly think about it and feel guilty, then tell her. The reaction may be a break up, but hey, you will at least sleep calmly at night, knowing that you were honest even when you did something wrong. Honesty to you would be more important than companionship.

But, if you think it's not a big deal and think that it was a one time thing, which is not going to happen again, and you feel that it's not gonna bother you, then don't tell her. A stable and happy relationship would be more optimal in this case than one with absolute, 1000% honesty.

Personally, I chose the second one since I don't even consider what I did cheating, if anything it made me love my GF exponentially more, realizing how good she actually is. Besides, I love her and telling her would be unnecessary trouble.

You're grown enough to have a gf and cheat on her, you're grown enough to figure it out.

Good luck Anon, I believe that whatever choice you make, it'd be the right one.

To add, her and I were friends for like 8 years before she cut me off.

She also never knew my bf. Bf and I kinda talked about it. He agreed it was awkward.

I am trying not to have insecure thoughts, but I am. Just want an outside opinion

>>18548522
Ya that chick sounds like a bitch but we have no idea what her side of the story is. If she is someone you have to deal with a lot from now on have your boyfriend reach out and ask her what caused the rift. Really ask yourself and take a moment to reflect if you did anything, people usually don't just stop talking to their friends. You could always reach out to her and try to have an honest conversation.

>>18548584
At that time, I had an argument with one of my closest friends. I honestly think my friend started talking shit about me to her and I wonder if that did it. That's really the only thing I could think of.

My friend and I made up a few months after though. And I kinda didn't think this girl would be the person to cut me out after hearing something from another person instead of talking to me about it.

>>18548472
Have you had friends before? I don't ask in an attempt to be caustic but if you have then you already know how to interact with people. Just relax and be yourself. Don't think about how to come across as likable, just enjoy their company and make jokes as well. Make an effort to interact and talk with them.

>>18548516
I had and still have friends. But most of them are like me. Oddballs and kinda autistic, with dark humor and no tact.
My problem is not being "likeable", but how to not be disliked & lonely.
And I want to make jokes, but whenever I'm around normal people my mind just shuts off and I can't think of anything to say that won't weird them out.

>>18548551
Just get a vibe of the conversation and the jokes they make and adapt to it. I know what you mean about the humor, when I don't interact with my weird friends a lot of my jokes just don't land. That's ok though. Being in your head and second guessing everything you say will do you more harm than being yourself, even if you are weird. It's just like swimming, goes by a lot easier if you're relaxed.

>>18548451
good thing she rejected that open relationship proposal, at least now you know she has some self respect. Can't have your cake and eat it too. Just make a choice as to which you value more.

23yo hugless, kissless virgin here so I am really in no position to offer you any kind of advice on your situation.

However having said that I think it is a bad idea to keep seeing her.
She has rejected you and sticking around, hoping she might change her mind isn't too healthy for your self esteem.
I mean you have other people to keep yourself occupied with, obviously it won't be easy to get over her but not impossible either?

>>18548457
Why is that a good thing and what does that have to do with self respect?

>>18548458
>She has rejected you and sticking around, hoping she might change her mind isn't too healthy for your self esteem.

I'm not hoping she'll change her mind. I've already abandoned ship and now have zero reason to care about her. I'll probably be cold and emotionally unavailable and generally treat her like a sexual object as it appears that's what she wants

>I mean you have other people to keep yourself occupied with, obviously it won't be easy to get over her but not impossible either?

It depends on how things go with other women/dates/etc, if they go nowhere I'll *have* to stop seeing her

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>tfw gf spams me with 5+ snaps every single day

So how exactly are we supposed to help you with this?

>>18548315
Well, to begin improving your life you should master punctuation. Start with the comma and full stop, and once comfortable with those progress to more complex markings such as colons and apostrophes.

As to your thread, don't be a little bitch?

Because you can figure a way to get him caught so he is suffering punishment and not you.

Let's the inmates do it for you.

Get him charged with child molestation and he's either gonna kill himself or be a slave boy to a jail lord.

You've already left a trail of evidence by posting here.

How old are you? If you are a teenager or in your early or mid twenties, I don't recommend you doing it. If you're around 30, and have thought about the consequences and different actions you can take, then go for it.

Don't make the decision unless you're mature enough.

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>>18548296
>All I said was "horny?"
>oppressive
>MFW

In all seriousness, that literally says:

A: Ban won't last forever
B: you can use the "unmonitored section" whatever the fuck that is.

>>18548296
>porn or gay
How do I choose?

>>18548296
They literally just referenced you to the section where that type of stuff is allowed. How oppressive.

>>18548243
If she makes an attempt then be direkt and joyfully mention that she is in the friendzone.

That's mean

You want to friendzone an exgirlfriend in a way that comes off as you were never sexually attracted to each other? You do realize that's impossible unless you two didn't have sex for the entire relationship.

>>18548223
Because being in a loving relationship with someone is one of the best feelings in the world. You should be optimistic.

As a bit of an aside, I think the problems you outline with relationships occur because there are lot of "inauthentic" relationships nowadays. As in, people that are in relationships because they like *the idea* of a relationship instead of the actual person they are with. Or they feel that they need to be in a relationship to be accepted in society's eyes. This is a trap a lot of the desperate people you mention fall into, which is bad because then it fails and they become cynical and jaded about the whole thing.

>>18548223
Imagine having friend.
>inb4 autism loner
Now he is your best friend. Even waiting in boring queue is fun with him.

Now combine this with ability to have morning and night sex with him, society approving of both of you and eventually making little copies of yourself with him which will make you happy and give your life purpouse. That and he will sometimes clean your apartment and cuddle you when you feel down. Also living in pair is cheaper so you can even actually afford more expensive things together.

When it all works, it is heaven. However relationships sometimes feel like second job and when you stop trying, it can end like this >>18540505

Tldr it is great when it works out. And for it to work longterm, BOTH have to constantly work for it.

>>18548223

its kinda like asking why a woman wants to have kids when giving birth is such a painful experience, though a little worse imo.

romance is like a drug, and the rush tends to overshadow the other stuff. when people think of a relationship they don't imagine divorce, cheaters, and arguing. they imagine holding hands with someone attractive on a beach, or kissing someone while cuddling in bed and the like.

and in a way they arent wrong, there are plenty of good moments that come with relationships. ME personally, i don't dig it, I can't really date unless I find the person exceptional, which happens like once every 2 years at this point.

stop thinking of life in terms of 'optimist' or 'pessimist'. its stupid to say 'OH I SHOULD BE MORE OPTIMISTIC' because you're basically saying 'OH I SHOULD BE IGNORANT.'

focus on being realistic. if you can't admit to the good and bad sides of something, than you know your either being too optimistic or too pessimistic.

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. . . .why would you learn something that makes you unhappy/uncomfortable?

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>>18548219
Not OP but why the hell would you refuse to discover new topics that challenge you?

OP probably realized that life is menaingless or some shit.

"don't learn something that makes you unhappy"

Yeah, I'm sure all of the people with Software Engineering and Business degrees making 100k+ yearly loved learning pointless math.

Shut the fuck up

>>18548215
Desu, id give English a try. It's a nice break from current events, information, and you study some texts which might change your outlook on things. Given of course, that isn't some politically correct sjw novel like a doll's house or a novel by a nigger just for the sake of reading a book by a nigger.

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>>18548210
Go to doc and get tested.

And consider not being manwhore and stick to boring long term relationships to minimize such things.

Go to DOCTOR.

Hello Usher Raymond

>>18548210
If all you wanted was a nice gf, you wouldn't be sleeping around.