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>>18608178
You have OD'd on white fluffy stuff.

>>18608215
it's worse than drugs imo

>>18608123
Just tell her you're not interested in talking about it? Why do you care if she thinks you're bitter or not?

>>18608123

You don't, you just spend less time with her. Or you could be honest and tell her she seems to demand a lot of emotional support and it's exhausting for you.

Now, if you ARE bitter, then there's no easy way to hide it beyond, as I said, ignoring her a bit more and doing things you actually enjoy.

>>18608123
Stop orbiting

>>18607874
was your back plan suicide? then yeah i doubt you did execute that too well

1st off stealing that pic op
2nd if you have a driver's license either kill yourself using by let the car run in the garage
Or run into a tree at 80+ mph.

Sell your vidyas and buy a Walmart shotgun and go out Kurt Cobain or find a tall bridge at night and do a flip.

So many ways to kill yourself or stop being a fag and take charge of your life. It's work and it doesn't come over night remember that.

>>18607874

youre a dumbass, of course they cut the money. Why the hell would they invest money in your college if they think you might kill yourself?

>>18607745
This answer should be a sticky note at the top of /adv/ . Someone go through the archives and cut-paste the answer.

>>18607745
How long were you together? My first ever girlfriend of 8 years broke up with me without even giving me a reason and did the same thing yours did. I'd like an answer on this too.

>>18607745
You could kill yourself. Worked for me.

>>18607717
Why the fuck would you come here for hanging advice? Are you really that retarded? All the people that were successful at hanging arnt lurking this board THERE DEAD! . YOUR ON THE FUCKING INTERNET JUST FUCKEN GOOGLE OR SOME SHIT.

>>18607717
Helium asphyxiation is cleaner. Buy some helium balloons and breathe helium. See google for details. Oh, Bye, sorry about the metastatic chondrosarcoma.

That sucks man. Helium inhalation is the cleanest least painful.

sounds like you didnt fuck up anything, you wanted to meet just not when he did, he could have understood

write to him how you feel, write it out, either way youll be done with it

you havent even met him though, the one doesnt leave anyway

>>18607714
>tfw I'm in a simiar situation but in the role of the guy

In the remote chance you're her, talk to me, I want you.

>>18607727
>>18607727
Agreed for once OP didn't mess up.
It hurts but sometimes people are assholes. There's no positive to it

why are you having sex with someone if you aren't ready to be a dad? why are you dating someone if you don't intend to marry them?

maybe she also got on the pill. how about you ask her? maybe her biggest fear were std's and not pregnancy?

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>>18607677
She is clever girl. I dont see any problem.

It takes two to make a baby. Be responsible and simply dont put your cum inside of her or cum inside and buy engagement ring. Really, becoming dad isnt end of life. More like end of tutorial mode and start of real life.

Man up?

>>18607718
Im too young I want to be at least 25 before having babies

Nice blog post.

>>>/adv/

Perhaps you feel unaccomplished because you lacked the insight to pick up the manual we were all given in college by a cloaked figure who spoke ancient Dwarvish and carried a long mighty Dwarven blade with one hand, and an entourage of bitches in the other. Oh, which one was that...

Kill Yourself, by Dr Estaban Diefenbaker?

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So what your question you faggit?

Well you probably ate something all together lol
Or hang over

Or you did something that you didn't supposed to do

>>18607373
i ruled out all those possibilities... it's weirding me out desu

I drive for a living and I speed everywhere and I've never got a ticket.

After today I'm pretty sure the pigs have pinged me twice.

>>18607259
>complete social autist with social anxiety
>drop out at age 14 and go to school for fuck ups
>don't go to university
>start learning web development
>parents hate me, no one believes i can do anything
>everyone keeps pressuring me to spend money on shitversity
>in 6 months get job in web dev
>it was a terrible experience, lose job after 3 months
>hate coding for a while, want to kill myself
>get back into it reluctantly
>apply for remote jobs
>actually get one
>since it's remote i can move anywhere
>move to spain

life is bretty good now. if you've fucked up i recommend you learn web development, you don't need any degree or education to get a job, just a good portfolio. you can work from anywhere, and make very good money.

>>18607259
I worked minimum wage jobs for years then got a job as a bank teller and earn 16.00/h. I'm still a depressed fuck up and contemplate suicide sometimes. Kek

I hope things work out for you op.

>>18607879
Why? Loneliness?

>>18607230
Well, you're having casual sex with him. Not exactly sure where you are wanting to go with the arrangement from there, but if you wanted shit to get serious, you started the relationship on the wrong foot.

Depending on where you want things to go depends on whether I would advise that you make an effort.

>>18607264
Well I didn't jump into bed with him straight away, we've had several dates beforehand. And it's been a lot more dates/spending time than sex to be fair.

I'm looking for something a bit more serious.

>>18607266
If that's what you're wanting, presuming he's under age 40, you're gonna have to make the move. A doctor is one of the few professions where a dude pretty much gets the pick of the litter, so long as he isn't insanely shy or ugly (which, based off your OP, I doubt he is) - and even then, he will still have gold diggers throwing themselves at him.

So yeah, I'd be forward about it. Make sure that there won't be any HR fuckery if you two actually enter into a real romantic relationship beforehand (it's just a huge headache waiting to happen), and be prepared for him to say he's not really looking for that (and realize that this is what pretty much every guy has to deal with every time he tries to start a relationship).

If you want something that is in demand, you better be willing to fight for it.

Howz the sex

>>18606959

It's pretty great. Not related tho but thanks for asking.

>>18606952
The military is willing to pay for your place, right? I mean, you could buy property on your own, but the second you need to sell it and can't, that investment becomes a liability. Add this to the fact that you will be in charge of maintenance, and you're basically giving yourself a part time job on top of that.

I'd save for if/when he gets out of the military, and settles down in the private sector (or just retires), but I see no reason for you to purchase at the present.

>>18606675
I'm a libertarian, and wondering why asking theoretical questions bother you so much. If I was a chick, I would have a much more sensitive chest and a much lower sex drive upon feeling secure in a relationship. I'd still be into chicks, though.

>>18606685
I guess it bothers me because i think about it seriously. To the point where cross dressing sounds like it would be fun

>>18606689
I don't understand why wearing anything would be fun. It's not like it's challenging, or takes any real effort to do.

I mean, do what you want, so long as you aren't hurting anyone else or their property without their permission. If I had to guess, you're probably going to put on a sports bra, woman's undies, and a dress, realize that it took you about 3 minutes to do, and feel pretty silly.

>>18606647
I've heard mortuary cannibalism is cheap

How much are you willing to spend

>>18606647
you need to go to the doctor because that sounds more like a possible illness or allergy.

we're not going to be able to help you because we're not doctors.

Wow you're very strong to even be seeking help! probably one of the few addicts who can actually turn themselves around. I wish you the best of luck.

>>18606640
Get. Help.

>>18606640
do. not. get. on. methadone.

look into suboxone, but talk to your doctor about doing a short ass taper so you're monitored. no matter what, do not get on anything if you're not being monitored correctly or if they try to put you on for longer than a taper.

I just came off an 8 year habit, with one suboxone strip. It blocks your ability to get high with anything else, but still makes you feel good enough to function.

I used an 8mg strip and cut it into 4 pieces, then cut those 4 pieces into halves.
day one I took 3 mg
day two I took 2 mg,
day three I took 1 mg
day four I took .5 mg
day five .5 mg
day 6 .5 mg
day 7 .25 mg
day 8 .25 mg
day 9 nothing

this is what I did, and it doesn't work for everyone. if you 100% don't think it'd work, then try the methadone. it's better than being dead, but you need to learn to take care of your addiction/figure out ways to deal with your boredom.

also, you need to want to quit. this needs to be your rock bottom, or else you're going to relapse.