Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 676. page

Does Anybody know anythimg?

Tinder is a buyer's market and women are the buyers, so unless you're in the top 10% of male physical attractiveness you're not gonna get any action from hot women, only fat slobs you want nothing to do with. 10% of men fuck 90% of women on tinder.

pretty average and have had sucess before

it's mostly a matter of luck. lower your standards and go for fat chicks, and you'll get some hits for sure

Interships/Co-op.

Does your program have its own internship program? If so make sure you know the requirements so you can meet them. If not, then you'll have to do research and learn how to obtain a placement on your own.

>>18609540
What are your thoughts on getting an internship after finishing freshman year?

>>18609525
public speaking and conversational skills. Search google for your local Toastmasters chapter.

>>18609515
bump

>>18609515
You should lose weight.

>>18609883
i am

what else?

>>18609432
have you asked your doctor to reduce the dosage? are you able to break the pill in half or open the capsule and change the dosage by yourself?

>>18609439
I'm on an extremely small dosage right now as it is. It works well for me, it's just the dry mouth and not wanting to eat that makes me worried. I don't know if I should just start preloading myself with food before my dosages or what.

Have you tried Ritalin?

File: original.jpg (37KB, 1136x640px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 1136x640px

yes

whats your question

>>18609424
>Get into a shitty public university.
>Do awful, struggle with the courses, too dumb for most of them
>Dad constantly mad at me because of my bad results
>Waste four years of my life in this situation
>All of this while I work daily with him
>The company is very successfull, my dad is making a lot of money. Bough four houses already
>Brother did great in high-school
>He gets in the second best University in the country
>Picks Civil Engineering, even more related to my dad's work

So what the fuck do I do. Am I doomed to be the shadow of both my younger, thiner, better looking and more successful brother and my dad?
Should I just kill myself?

>>18609436
I should also mention that my brother just got into an interchange to another university in another country.
This was my dream as a student. But I never achieved it because I'm a lazy talentless fuck.

>>18609416
join an anime club or computer club or something where you would expect the people to be smart.

File: 1502003161816.png (279KB, 500x384px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 500x384px

look at this first year

stick to the library, all those fucktards will be gone second and third year

>>18609416
At this point most colleges and universities are daycare centers. Ignore them and put your nose to your fucking desk and work. Seek out people who aren't total fuckheads and befriend them. That's called networking and can open up opportunities for you down the line.

That shit is hard to deal with man. You are probably depressed/anxious which makes these thoughts come in 1st place.
I used to stand in front of a mirror and watch myself thinking how one day there wont be me and i wont be able to sense anything. I would just stand there staring at myself trapped in those fucked up thoughts. Sometimes i even tried to enter a state of sensless while i was lying in bed before sleep, trying to see how horific being being dead is. It ultimately lead to super anxiety, i started having short breath, was analizing every minor thing as a deadly threat and at the end i thought i was having a hearth attack so i broke down and started shaking and screaming how i dont want to die.

You need to accept your mortality or at least accept the fact that you have a long road ahead of you and that its not the time to worry about it. Working out also helped me a lot, but i bet anything productive will help. Its all in your head, sooner you start dealing with it the better.
Good luck!

Watch this. If you have some thoughts share.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBRqu0YOH14

>>18609475
I've seen it before and respect those that have such an outlook but cannot come to that viewpoint myself. The impermanence of everything is unbearably horrifying.

File: cdb.jpg (17KB, 492x366px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 492x366px

;_;

>>18609383
Want to talk about it on omegle?

>>18609449

There's nothing wrong with this place. My depression stems from trying to appease domineering people, particularly my mother. I want to live how I see fit and I have just never let it happen. It's all I really want but I'm tied into a job that treats me like garbage. I know I can do better, I'm just disappointed in myself for selling myself out to make my parents proud. I'm very angry with them for pressuring me into this, but I love them at the same time.

>>18609464
No.

>>18609327
The word is "chaste"

>>18609327

Well no shit - she's giving it up to you every night isn't she?

>>18609327
>tour guide tells us that in medieval times, students were forced to remain chased.

1.) You realize people got married as early as 12 back then

2.) You realize the only people who were "students" were:
a.) Clergy
b.) Being taught by clergy
c.) 14 years old

3.) It's chaste

4.) There were no girls in "school". Just guys who would fuck random 14 year old maids, then "get caught" if they weren't influential enough to grease the wheels.

Actually, you don't have to recognize this and, we can talk about anything, you can share your story, I'll share mine, that sort of thing.

>>18609294
I live three hours away from my campus and the semester is starting in 18 days, I still haven't found housing and I'll also need to find a job when I get there.

>>18609298
Ah, do you live in a house? Or an apartment? I know an apartment is more likely, but it's still worth asking.

I go to worcester state university. Its cheap and has nice programs. If youre a bit more rich you can try Holy Cross.

>>18609255
I go to Fitchburg State and for a state school, it has some really good dorms. I've been in mine for 4 years now, and I've enjoyed it very well. Framingham's don't seem bad, either.

Stay in state and commute, far more affordable. Would you rather graduate with 40k student debt or 250k?

stop worrying about being a "normie". just do what you want and what gets you to where you want to go.

>>18609229
im a very anxious person who self hating so this is hard.

Tbh its hard to tell what aspects of me are shit i want, and shit i want to feel validated.

How do i get rid of this desire to be a normie?

File: 1392251722510.png (298KB, 620x438px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 620x438px

>>18609213
You are a narcissist.
Nobody gives a fuck about your public image. Drugs don't make you interesting to be around and the party lifestyle is only fulfilling if you genuinely enjoy it. Stop being an arrogant prick.

>>18609167

get an app that lets you use a fake number. slowly give out that new number to one person at a time, one every week or two. when you start getting the prank calls on that phone number, you will know who you gave it to.

alternately you can just not answered blocked alls

>>18609167
Go to police again and tell them you will bother them until they move their fat asses and trace the call.

>>18609175
I really like this idea.

Hello, I am IRS and I disagree with this post.

>>18609123

prepaid visa wont work, you will need a legit bank account. they will begin to notice if its a lot of money, anything less than 8000 a year (or somewhere in that ball park, do your research) does not need to be reported to the IRS.

so as long as you keep the rest in cash you'd be more or less fine. Still, laundering money into a small business is really simple, especially if you have some basic skill like 'oh i fix computers and shit'. if your business blows up you can expand that in to 'web design' and such. and you dont need to get business licensed and shit, as you can just file as an independent contractor.

>>18609123
Pay taxes and the IRS might not come after you.

/fit/ sticky

Exercises depend on many factors.
Diet: basically eat less calories than you burn.

>>18609104
The hamburger pizza diet is effective. It basically tricks your body into fit mode due the high amount of sodium and saturated fat. Your body will start burning 10X as many calories in half the time.

>>18609128
Wow, really? I thought the potato chip + mexican food combo was more effective!

The spiciness of my mexican food plus the carbs of the potato chips would give me energy that would last me for the entire day while I burn 12X more calories from it! I mean, I just eat a small bowl of chips and a spicy crunchy taco, and I just run and do shit every day, but this ALSO works!

Add milkshakes for flavor!
DELICIOUS.