I woke up from anesthesia and told the nurse she was pretty.
Is this normal? I'm kind of embarrassed by it
>>18605373
They got me lit af on nitrus during my jaw surgery. I was flirting with the entire staff, and doing "David at the dentist" impersonations.
People say all kind of nonsense when they come out of drugs. I guarantee you that she heard worse.
>>18605373
Its normal. It was even polite and complimentary. But people do say some crazy things when waking up.
Anyone fall head over heels with a slutty girlfriend? I was obsessed with one of my exes who looks like a pornstar and is pretty popular with guys; she married this poor soul who ended up killing himself for reasons I can only guess.
What advice are you looking for exactly?
How are you sure it was love and not lust?
>>18605340
What /adv/ are you looking for?
My 21 year old sis has terrible self image which she does not want to admit.
This translates into her getting upset at herself for every itsy bitsy detail about her, which carries on through her mood and then she'll get mad at you and criticize anything you do or don't do with one ass of a bitch attitude.
She basically hates herself. I've seen her self-slap and head banging her head on shit as punishment for who she is.
I'm fairly sure her main problem has to do with very poor self image, so I've recommended her many times Maxwell Maltz's Psycho-cybernetics which has helped me a lot a couple of years ago, but she argues that no matter what self-help book she reads, nothing works.
I try to be encouraging and supportive, but her problem lies at her core, and I can't seem to change that myself.
What do?
>pic very unrelated
>>18605276
Maybe fuck her and see if the tension goes away? Or at least give her head.
>>18605276
Teach her to work out. For example, do the Couch to 5K jogging program. The great thing is that you can objectively observe yourself improving week-to-week and it will do wonders for her self-esteem.
How old are you?
Art therapy time.
Psychoanalize my paintings and drawings and tell me what you think my problems are and what I can do to overcome them.
Will dump some more images
>>18605250
Your problem is that you have posted a thread on /adv/ asking us to psychoanalyze you based on some paintings and drawings, and then provide advice for said imaginary problems. I can tell this by the smoking person's nose.
Trying to date in a world where a man gets mad at you and says horrible hateful things to someone who was honest about their feelings. Im not a feminist but I dont understand why men think because they get turned down that this behavior is appropriate. Granted I was harsh back, it was difficult to maintain my rage.
>>18605231
>who was honest about their feelings
what was the "feeling" you had that you were honest about?
but he in that small pic looks fat himself.... i dont understand...
I understand where you're coming from and I agree but if you think you're gonna get sympathy here, I'm afraid you're sorely mistaken. I hope you're ready for a stealth /r9k/ 'I hate women thread'
I have a very good friend who I just cannot have a text conversation with for more than 5 texts or so. He just stops replying. I really like him. He makes my heart ache though. I cannot meet him in person because he's in the US. What should I do? Continue the relationship or put it to sleep?
Send him udes
>>18605203
I'm a male.
still send nudes
shits unfair, I live in a stuck in time shitty third world country where modern medicine doesnt apply
I had to beg to make my shrink prescribe me something other than strattera, he gave me ritalin wich worked great for like a week before it stopped working at all. now it doesnt help me focus at all but it still gives me awful comedowns
I read that ritalin may not work on people with ADHD PI wich is the kind that I have but my doctor doesnt care, he doenst fucking believe me so he wanted me to stop taking anything to see if I still have ADHD (what a fucking retard), or alternatively keep taking ritalin even if it doesnt work and even still if I know why its not working. he says its my fault and that im just depressed, he doesnt know anything about phenidates not being effective on ADHD PI
im going to see another, better, shrink but im scared he may be another twat that doesnt believe adhd is real (there is a decent chance he might be one of those people). how do I get him to prescribe me amphetamines? I dont care wich, from what I read those work while phenidates dont
http://www.primarilyinattentiveadd.com/2011/01/ritalin-vs-adderall-for-inattentive-add.html
>>18605126
Hey OP, my experience with shitty 3rd world countries is that pharmaceutical regulations are not enforced much. I have bought all sorts of shit, including ritalin over-the-counter with no trouble.
Can you not just manage your own medication with a little help from your local pharmacist (maybe a small cash tip will help persuade him)
ADHD isn't real, but you seem quite mentally ill, so don't worry.
Adderall works best for inattentive adhd in m opinion. You just kind of have to go with his methods at first. Don't beg or appear drug speaking.
Hello
I'm a non thesis grad student ( yes we do exist ) who could not find summer employment nor a place in the lab for the summer. Some laws prohibit where I can and cannot work so my options were super limited.
It went like this, I was expecting to work with someone who told me they might be interested for the summer so I thought I was secure. I was expecting to start with them for summer vacations. Later they backed off and I was left looking for last minute work. All positions were full and did not require any people.
How do I explain this gap in my resume?
>>18605123
Just tell them that you fucked up
>>18605123
>former grad student lurking /adv/ to advise people on their resumes
Right. Try irl
Also I found this part time project I found, but it was very different from my field. Much of the summer I thought that I should be focused on it rather than look for something else but in the end, I realized it was too far away from what I do. Like a medical student writing his thesis on Java kind of unrelated.
So I just moved out with 2 roommates (J, and G) for college, i'm 18. The house was bought by G's mother and she's acting as our landlord. She said the rent for EACH of us would be $538 dollars (lights, water, & internet included), and my mother helped me with the first month. Being young and stupid I never bothered to check the housing price myself. Now my mother is telling me she checked and the rent for the WHOLE house should be ~$463 so the rent each should be $200 MAX. She also doesn't like the fact my roomate's aren't holy christians. So how should I confront my roomates about this and what steps do I take. God this world is so fucked up when it comes to money.
>>18605084
nowhere in america will you find a 3 bedroom house for $463 per month let alone with utilities. some places you might be able to get a 1 bedroom for that but not a whole house. How did your mother come to the $463 figure?
>>18605084
Where do you live?
It's not that hard to look up what rent costs are in your area.
>>18605084
A 3 bedroom should be $1200 rent where I'm at. With food and bills $500 per person isnt that unreasonable. Though your payment should be flexible not fixed, fixed payments are where you get scammed, just ask for the recipt/bill and divide.
Why do dumb people still exist?
Because sometimes even smart people are dumb parents. There are also dumb people that are dumb parents.
What do you need advice on?
>>18605081
Let me answer your question with a question. Why do you exist?
>>18605081
Actually, they don't. Dumb is not absolute, it is relative. People are dumbish or smartish on a normal distribution curve.
So, if you're a prejudiced shit, the people to your left on the curve are despicable dumb idiots and people to your right are smart super-humans. And that applies wherever you are on the curve.
Yo /adv/
I look for advice.
I am 23 years.
10 years ago I met up with a cute girl in my area and she became my GF. It didnt last long because she "cheated" so I left.
1-2 years after that she tried to get in contact with me again but i turned her down.
After that she got a boyfriend and stayed with him for like 4 or 5 years. When that ended she got a new boyfriend and they have been together for a while now. Still is.
Throughout the 10 years we have texted a lot and met up a couple of times. both of which went great. She's always been in my thoughts as "the one" for me.
I've dreamt about her consistantly and after all the other girls ive been with I realized how much I want to try with her. Her body, her voice and her personallity and all I know about her is just great.
I know i should just hit her up and go for a coffe and let her see who I am now, but there's a catch. like 3-4 years ago when we were texting a lot I couldnt hold in and I told her i can't be her friend.
I can't remember exactly what i said but I think she knows i'm into her even after all these years. I think she told me (but i am not 100%sure) that we could meet up as friends.
I really want to try because I never did. I didn't make my move when she had a boyfriend because for some reason I don't like that. I don't like flirting with girls I know have a BF. I realize now i should have continued
to hang out with her. We met up one time and it went great. I should have continued, maybe she would have developed feelings for me.
Fast forward to the present she is with her boyfriend. I want her but how do go on about this? I want to hang out with her and hope for the best but i feel lame doing so when she has a boyfriend and probably knows my intent.
thank you
bump
bump
>>18605077
Why did you write "cheated"? What did she do? You were 13, I can't imagine what it could look like.
Just try talking to her. If you could know what her current relationship is like, that would help. Byt if you just wait for her to break up with that guy, it can never happen, and the only thing that you will get is a invitation for her wedding. Keep in mind that you can be rejected. Also don't think that women know your every intention. You turned her down, so she might think that you are over her and just really want a friend.
Tomorrow I'm going up to Best Buy and getting a laptop, my budget is $500
What would be a solid one to run somewhat heavy graphic design, like 3d models and shit?
I won't be using it to game, only simple shit like SS13, since I have a gaming PC already
Just buy some cheap ass 200$ laptop and a 300$ hooker
>>18605046
> Thinks he can get a laptop at Best Buy for $500
Have you even checked their website?
Nigga, you can't even buy a monitor at Best Buy for that. Save up $1100 or hit Walmart and get a baby HP.
>>18605046
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/hp-17-3-laptop-intel-core-i5-8gb-memory-1tb-hard-drive-hp-finish-in-jet-black/5884809.p?skuId=5884809
hi /adv/
a time ago we aranged a trip were i meet a giel that i had meet before and talked to eack other but nothing serious, but that day she spent most of the time with me and she gave me all her atention and confidence, its important to say that she used to be in a reationship but she has already ended it and told me it wasent that serious of a relationship, after that day i tried to meet her but it was hard to find a day were i could meet her since we have diferent schedualed plans for summer, the thing is that we will meet again in another trip at the end of summer. what should i do about our relationship? take in mind that i whant her as a girlfriend. Should i thell her my intentions at this 2nd trip or before?
thanks in advance
If you like her, and you feel she's giving you attention, I would say go for it. Just make sure she isn't just being kind with you. If you think she's like that just because of kindness, but you still like her, don't do it just yet, but don't give up on her.
>>18605059
what i think isnt normal is that we even touch in a non sexual way, we laid next to each with our heads touching and hers over my arm, all that happend in one single evening isnt that too much to be just for the sake of being kind to me
>>18605116
Then fuck yeah man, go for it. But don't get your head full of illusions, if you get rejected it's only gonna hurt more that way. Cold mind, my brother, cold mind.
So in about 5-6 hours I'm going to be fucking this girl for the first time.
Should I fap right now so I don't blow my load in my pants while making out with her, and risk not getting it up/not being able to cum? Or risk premature ejaculation?
Any advice for not cumming in my pants?
how did you get to that point, op? i'm happy for you...
The first thing you need to do is relax and not worry about it cause if you don't, it won't matter if you Jack off beforehand or not.
>>18605025
Was a robot for a long time. Fixed my life, got fit, got into graduate school. Went on OKCupid, took the time to write a funny profile and take a good picture. Took her on dates, we hit it off, we've been kissing, and tonight she obviously wants the D.
So me and my ex wife split two years back due to her developing a coke habit and cheating, with a immigrant nonetheless anyway she accused me of sending death threats and got a restraining order, I cut all ties with her and her family and sort of disappeared for a while suddenly today a family member phones me to say ex wife had been in touch saying she has divorce papers for me, my question is how is that possible and what grounds does she have? Also any suggestions on how to exact a little revenge, britbong btw
Pic unrelated
>suggestions on how to exact revenge
>accused of sending death threats
you sound like a psycho to me pal. why would you not just divorce, move on. you're like a baby who won't let go of their blankey.
>>18604980
Accused you fucking neckbeard
>>18605010
he never says he didn't do it. if he did, or if he didn't, he's still asking on how to get revenge on an ex like a psychotic teenager