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>>18676444
Discord, my dude. That's how I made some sweet friends and got a couple of nudes.

>>18676464
yea but which chats? Idk where to start, I was only in one politics related discord. Idk how to find others, more social ones

>>17801424
Interpals
Haven't been on it in a few years, but that's where I learnt small talk and made a few foreign friends.

Eat her out for a bit then fuck

>>18676443
Foreplay my friend. Go easy on her at first. Kiss her cheek, rub her shoulders, brush hair. Compliment her too. I was fucking this fugly lady .00000000000000000001/10 and I made her cum three times.

Compliments
Understand that she wants to feel like she is on top of the world
Nibble on her lower ear or shoulders
Tease her

>>18676443
Live by the 80/20 rule my guy. The first 80% of sex should be her frantically bouncing and trying to pleasure herself with your dick, the last 20% should be you immobilizing her and pounding her while she rubs her clit. Works every time.

>>18676401
Download TOR, go on the dark web, order some, have it mailed to you. The end.

>>18676408


>>18676408
Do this but beware of the risk but you should be fine go to a place with lots of good reviews and know your shit. Then it should come in the mail in 3-5 days

Go to a rave or music festival, befriend the kind of people who go there regularly, eventually you will get hooked up with a contact.

Write it in your suicide note.

>>18676356
Hey bro where are you currently going to school?

>>18676360
Thanks for the sage advice anon

>>18676361
irrelevant, in my opinion

>>18676339
https://www.drugs.com/sfx/cipro-side-effects.html
>unusual drowsiness, dullness, tiredness, weakness, or feeling of sluggishness

It says it is rare side effect. Maybe next time use condom. And why dont you call your doc?

>>18676418
Is that what caused me to get a UTI? Sex? That can happen??? And what would my doctor be able to do for me if I told him? I went to a clinic so he's not my personal doctor.

>>18676449
>Is that what caused me to get a UTI? Sex? That can happen???
That's literally the most common way of getting a UTI. Either that or you don't wash your crusty dick properly enough. Either way, men should almost never get UTI's anyway, always piss after you fuck.

>>18676306
Put a mattress in their swimming pool. It takes a crane to get it out.

Rape

put a ton of balloons filled with glitter where they live. when it pops, there is more mess to clean up.

higher tier would be putting things in there that are a bigger mess (nothing that can damage shit, like ketchup on a carpet. hissy fit and they sue for new carpet)

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Send him out in style

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>>18676275
If you or your family has never lost pets before then it's very possible to hold onto him for longer than you should

On the other hand I've had many older, broken doggos that were happy and continued to have energy long after the doctors said they would. Dogs are funny that way. The key word here is "happy"

Generally with my puppers, I looked for great difficulty in living when it was time for them to go. If he's still happy when he walks, eats, and still recognizes you when you give him belly rubs, he's probably not in a lot of pain. Bumping into things may seem disconcerting but if he's up walking around it means he still wants to be active. On the other hand, if he doesn't recognize you anymore, doesn't want to move or eat his food, it's time. You said he's epileptic, so regular seizures are another sign that it's his time.

You've been with him his entire life, you'll know when he's in too much pain. It's not that you won't know he's in great pain, it's just that you'll have a hard time letting him go.

When the time comes, buy him a big ol' angus ribeye and be there in the room with him

>>18676342
Thanks for the response anon. My mom has a lot of experience (she's had a dog basically for her entire life, there was rarely any time where her family did not own one) and since I know one of those dogs had to be eventually put down I assume she's got more knowledge than me.

He seems happy. He's kinda dopey so you can't tell if he's happy or just blank. But he doesn't appear to be in any pain, I would imagine he'd make noises or something.

I know you're supposed to stay with the dog when you put it down, but I dunno how to prepare for that

>>18676253
Smh, hope the 132 page is printed. Both front and back and has four pages per sheet

>>18676253
At any decent paper office they have means to bind such things.

And next time print 4 pages into 1 pages. It is in settings of printing and saves a lot of time and hassle.

>>18676276
I've only printed 32 pages. Should I reprint the whole thing in the way you described, or the rest of the pages? Also, do you think I'll have enough ink, it was nearly full before I started

>>18676250
>and we haven't had sex, but we've going on 5+ dates
how much have things escalated?

>>18676250
Presume you like her and attempt handholding. Ask herbon date and stop overthinking nonsense.

In the worst case you will have sex after marriage. Aka not a big deal.

>>18676250
Well you like her enough to stick around for more than 5 dates. Is the zero physical affection enough for you to call this a relationship? If it's not, maybe bring it up to her, ask her where she stands on the issue. May turn out she's asexual or some shit and never ever wants to have sex ever. Still in after that? That's a fringe case, but you see my point.

Talk to the fucking girl. Ask yourself WHY you're staying. Ask yourself if it's worth staying with or without sex in the picture.

Try a little self-awareness.

They are tobacco pipes for smoking tobacco, you idiot. It's pretty much the only thing to smoke besides weed and salvia.

You could smoke a bunch of menthol, eucalyptus and similar herbs, but honestly you'll just look like a neckbeard

>>18676219
tobacco/smoking stores.

online

>>18676212
Hey I'm here. I don't post a lot nor do I get a lot of pussy. but trust me when i say this. I am 100% she just wnats to be friends.


I've been in this same spot before. Bro, just listen to me. It's not always obvious because a lot of girls dont really know how to reject people or act. This girl is being pretty clear i think that she just wants to be friends.

my example is that this happened ot me before where the girl even did accept a date of mine but the ended up not really liking me at all...

They throw off mixed signals but I feel like this girl definetly does not like you I woulkd move on. Since you're going to see her more often if she really cared she would ask you to do something. Just move on. You should say a date. But also, in general if a girl turns down a planned fairly obvous date and doesnt offer a replacement shes not interested.


Just remember a date isnt hanging out with friends. If they make a planned date with you and break it it's probably not because of something else other than they don't want what you're offering.
Just a few words of advice. Definetly deifnetly just take a deep breath and move on. One thing I want to say and I made this mistake before, don't let your emotions ge tthe best of you. Don't make a scene to her or in front of her, don't call her nasty names, just around her and to her keep the conversation light and profesional even it hurts and you can't make it better.

Im not sure if u just got to college. But I noticed for me in high school for some reason u rarely get turne down, but then in college girls are a lot more choosey.

>>18676212
>Is she into me or not?
The only one who can properly answer this question is her.
>Should I pursue it further?
Why not?! If you're one of those that takes things too personally, then, leave it alone, but if you know how to take it like a champ, there's not a single reason to not try at least, she is single, and so is you.

My advice on this to keep it cool, don't create expectations towards her, if she wants to hang out with you, she will find a way to make it happen, and when/if this happen, make your move, don't waste time doing mental gymnastics about her intentions towards you, this will never lead you anywhere.

>>18678566
if you really want closure bro why don't you just really trying asking her hey would you like to go on a DATE with me. Don't say food or drinks or something. Just say date, then you 'll know and she'll know exactly what you mean no questions asked and she'll tell you exactly how she feels about that.

There you go. Which is what I already said to you last night but apparently if I don't tell you she loves you I'm guessing you're going to bump again.

You might want to just take a real deep breath big guy, cause I can already tell this rejection isnt going to go well.

Lift heavy weights, squat rack especially will bost testesterone and help you turn fat into muscle. Just learn how to eat pussy like a retard on bath salts, women can only feel 4.5 inches penetration anyways and if you make her cum first they don't really give a shit

This post reminds me of someone I love.

First off, stop the intentional calorie deficit. Eat healthier and until you are full, mostly vegetables and lean or plant based protein like hemp, maybe even do a fucking juice cleanse to help cut cravings, and work out. Just, like, listen to music and get pumped even if it just feels like escapism at first. Because activity like that doesn't just improve your body, it improves your brain function.

Then what you gotta do is get a goddamn hobby, like writing or painting, some sort of creative outlet. Then move out of your shitty small town and go collect awesome genuine friends who share your passions and aren't shallow pieces of shit.

As for the penis size, 4 inches isn't the end of the world, some girls aren't that into penetration anyway. Learn to value foreplay.

Join the national guard and get Uncle Sam to foot the tab for college. Will make your life meaningful, give you pride, and get you what you want.

>>18676144
I was also thinking about that but I'm out of shape, I'm not fat but my muscle isn't what it was at 18 lol but nothing some training won't fix I guess

>>18676144
The thing I'm worried about is time though, do you guys think ill be too old for college if I join the military then go to get a education?

>>18676130
Depends. Do you wanna change? What kind of a person are you? What do you think were your biggest issues in your past school?

>>18676130
i did the same thing when i was younger

My advice is to say hi to people and get out there. The first few days are going to suck ass trying to get into groups, lunch will blow too. Just dont stop trying to make friends until you have found a group your comfortable with.

Moving in changes things, but nothing you are saying sounds too wild. Try just fucking for 2-3 hours every time you feel like fighting, works for me

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8/10 times his jokes are so bad. Half of his humor is quite literally stuff taken from YouTube poops, garbled words, robotic noises shit like that. I come from 4chan, as does he, he loves /s4s/ and /pol/ but I grew the fuck up, le dank meme ISN'T a fucking humor style! It's one thing when he's with his friends, it can be quite funny honestly but a lot of the times it is fairly cringy and annoys me which causes a reaction later.

Problem #4:
He has terrible self awareness,vinferiority complex and anger issues. He's never really taken his anger out on me, it's always directed inward. I constantly have to be the one to bring up problems and find solutions for him because he will get angry at himself or he'll just say he is sorry and have no solution often. This is a big problem for me because I'm fairly self aware, if something happens in going to think about it, apologize and strategize to fix it with him. Again I feel as if I am being a parent which was almost my entire last relationship.

Conclusion:
I am deeply in love with him, within two years I have begun to consider a life with him. I take him and I very seriously, but I do have a realistic look at us and I do admit that I often contemplate splitting now that things have split over so much.
Hes gorgeous, he has a big penis, we do laugh together a lot, we can be annoying together, he makes me feel confident and sexy. Our sex life has some desirables left but I know we could work through it. Every problem we have he has been working on, he hears me out and respects me, he is trying his best for me but I feel so uncertain as the days go by.

I'm sorry no tl;dr, I can answer any questions if needed. I know this is a little vague in a way it's just hard to try and explain all of this. I just need some lite advice.

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>>18676233
>Dank memes aren't a humor style
haha, fucking women, am I right? Dropped.