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So starting my training as a waiter tomorrow and I wanted to ask fellow servers
Do you ever meet girls through your work? Coworkers, customers, whatever? One reason I got this job is to be in a more social environment, and hopefully meet a cute girl. I don't plan on being flirty with every girl I find cute, and I plan on being professional, so don't take it as I'm just doing this for pussy.
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Being flirty and charming will get you better tips but only if you're good at it.
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>>18689886
The best advice I have is to kneel down next to them and get really close to their faces while taking there orders. Get so close that you are in kissing range. Rub their shoulders too. Do this with male customers too so you don't come off as sexist or creepy.
You will get tips and have more girls than you know what to do with.
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>>18689916
You serious about the shoulder rubbing?
>>18689894
I'm very charming, I just don't want to be flirty to girls who don't want it
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>study for 4 days almost none stop
>think i understand the subjects perfectly it is a simple pre-calculus class and it is only the first 4 sections
>just stuff like plug this into this equation or graph a function
>take quiz
>fucking fail it
how could this happen i was so confident with each question i thought i knew what i was doing. it also hit me that being unable to pass a simple quiz after days of preparation means that i really have no future in math or sciences. none of the greats would ever have had these problems they would have spent a 10th of the time studying at most and done twice as well .i don't know what to do now these are the only things that make me happy or mean anything to me. i can't even thrive or do remotely well at high school level math. suicide seems like the most pleasant option. tried calling prevention hotline they are the worst. it is just you will be fine you are smart you can do it just blatant lies that sound good
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How do you mess up algebra OP?
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OP precalc is dumb. Actual calculus was 100x better, because instead of memorizing a million formulas, you learn why all those formulas work. If at all possible, hang on through precalc because there is 100% a light at the end of the tunnel. Also talk to the teacher right away to ask what went wrong and how you can do better in the future. That is absolutely the best way to get insight into the class and set yourself on a path towards success. Don't base your self worth on your performance in any class, but especially don't judge your skill at math based on precalc. It's the most arbitrary of all math classes, and you can crush it if you talk to the teacher soon.
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>>18689779
I took engineering call first year at university and did nothing = F grade. Took it again with minimal effort and got a B+. I finished law school recently and wish I stuck with engineering/math. Stick with it!
I wouldn't normally make a thread all about me but I need some opinions.
TL;DR of my life:
>depressed shy fat guy turns to sociable fit guy with plenty of interests/hobbies but no dating experience.
During my highschool years I've spent a lot of time improving myself and feeling stressed about school, not really interested in relationships. Now that I'm 19 and somewhat proud of my achievements I feel like I should focus on improving my dating life as well.
But I'm not even sure what I want. Having a gf sounds good and I'm a bit envious of cute couples, but I'm doing just fine on my own. I guess I'm afraid that if I'm not getting any experience now when the uni starts, then it will be too hard later on. Sometimes I want a gf just so I can say I had one and not be seen as a loser.
I've tried asking girls out back in highschool but being fat and a metalhead probably didn't help. So I'm not really afraid of initiating, but I don't know how. In what situations is it ok to ask them out and how should I do it? My friend who's had countless gf suggested I message random girls on FB and chat them up, but that seems a bit strange to me.
I also never found someone who truly interests me and I feel like I'd lose my time with lesser people. It's probably because I put so much work into my mental and physical aspects that I expect the same in return.
Help me anons.
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Skinny loser who also turned fit here. I didn't get much better for me, I still lack friends and have been rejected left and right. I have no advice but you're not alone senpai
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>>18689777
I actually have plenty of friends and even a couple of good friends but no partners so far.
> I have no advice but you're not alone senpai
It's ok, I appreciate it, and don't worry, we're all gonna make it.
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>>18689755
>So I'm not really afraid of initiating, but I don't know how.
Then what's the hang up? The only reason not to speak to a girl is the fear of rejection; if you're not scared you're good. Yesterday some guy said something like "The point isn't to be so confident that you don't fear rejection, it's to be so confident that rejection doesn't bother you"
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Got off to a good start, how do I keep up the fun, flirty, spontaneous vibe we've got?
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>Doc oc pickup image
What the fuck. Is this what tinder looks like?
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>>18689709
Less talk, more action.
The more she gets to know you on the phone the less interest her pussy will have in meeting your penis.
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>>18689803
This is so false lol I've talked to girls for months that I haven't met and they are super adamant about meeting
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How do I stop wasting so much time fapping?
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How do I stop wasting so much time fapping?
I realized I waste way too much time on 'fapping sessions'.
>warm up by going through a couple of tumblr blogs
>maybe a NSFW subreddit
>then when I'm ready to start proper
>browse sites, go through new videos there, looking for good spots
>if i find good ones, i keep those tabs open until I'm down to just a few
>all the while edging
>switch back to non-porn in between to cool down
>get back to porn
>go through bookmarks this time
>go through stored vids on my computer too
>again, searching for whichever activities/positions/types of scene i'm in the mood for that day
>all the while edging and taking breaks while I decide on which to fap to
>finally finish
>possibly lost up to 1 hour (or even more)
>most days do this once but sometimes twice, so that's 2 hours a day
I'm not really into the NoFap idea. I don't want to deprive myself of my core physical needs. I just need to go back to fapping simply, being done in 5 or 2 or less than 1 minute, and not losing so much time with sessions.
- Should I go back to fapping to pictures? Delete all videos and bookmarks and avoid video sites? It's just a still image so there's no point to edging.
- No visual material at all, just close my eyes and have a quick wank?
- I dunno, what do you suggest?
I wish I had a gf, I would just go down on her and fap at the same time, I'd be done in 20 seconds. (Pussy eating, facesitting, female body worship is my biggest trigger). But >nogf ;_;.
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>>18689609
How about you go do more things that require you not to be sitting around touching yourself? I hear there's an entire world outside of the basement.
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>>18689609
gianna michaels awakens something bestial in me
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>>18689609
your problem is porn and not masturbation, just look at your own post to see that.
>porn tumblr
>porn reddit
>porn videos
>porn
>porn bookmarks
>porn videos again
>edging
whereas you could have just rubbed one out on the toilet and flushed in 2 minutes with your imagination.
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Is it possible to lose weight and gain muscle at the same time, or is it just a myth?
I just can't be bothered with the bulking and cutting crap. It was the main reason that I stopped working out.
Is there any hope?
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Like anything you want to be successful in, you have to do your research.
But what worked very well for me is Lift weights 3-4x a week, correctly, with intensity kicked to the max and eat healthy 5x a day 3 hours apart from each meal with 30-40g's of protein per meal. Your body will react to the intervals and use the food to feed your muscles causing you to "shred" and grow muscles.
This will establish a good baseline and get you fit as long as you get 8-9 hours of sleep a day.
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Weight is determined my calories in and out. Muscle is determined by working out and getting enough protein. Eat less while working out and you'll lose fat while gaining muscle. Though if you're too stubborn to take bulking and cutting seriously you're hopeless
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Do high intensity work outs or at least look into them.
The idea is to get the body to burn up fat but stop short of burning muscle.
I just fucked this asian girl two nights ago and it was a really good fuck. Like I don't know anything about this girl because we'd just met but it was good enough to make you get on one knee.
So me and my friends are hanging in the dorms at our school where she goes also, talking about it when one of them looks at her facebook and from her last post she just broke up with her boyfriend of six years to come to college and she's eighteen years old... They started dating at 12 years old and her last status said something along the lines of thank you for the last six years, and the rest of our lives. I just put a knife into any hope these two had of having a life together even if they did break up. I'm two years older than her and I tried seeing her by knocking on her door the next afternoon but she didn't open it. Probably just her nerves but I couldn't talk to her about it.
Great 4chan: How do I cope with myself? I smoked weed last night which only increased the feelings I had but it did help me level them out too. I don't know where to take it, I think I just want to talk to her about it, ask her why they broke up and stuff but I didn't get her number, I only gave her mine with a nice note my friends helped me write.
I'd be cool to start dating her but she probably isn't looking for another relationship after getting out of such a long one only so recently.
Pic unrelated.
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>>18689493
Damn you knocked on her door unannounced. Creepy.
Ever occur to you she just wanted some dick and yours was available and she's on to the next guy.
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>>18689529
yeah i figured that all she wanted cause that's all i wanted haha. I only knocked unannounced because i didn't have her number but looking back I really could have just slid my number under first and let it just be like that.
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>>18689585
I understand wanting to hit it again but most girls just want a one and done and NEXT. Move on
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New College, Old Friends (Long) 2017-09-04 08:12:42 Post No.18689441
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New College, Old Friends (Long)
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Ok, really long, lots of questions, multiple problems.
About Me
>19, m
>Very skinny, borderline underweight
>Not muscular
>Never had problems making friends in grade school and high school even though I feel like I have no idea what I'm doing.
>kissless virgin
>Parents are in top (3-4%) in US
Problem (1) Room M8's
Recently transferred to a new college, and didn't really know anyone else at this school. I moved in with three random roommates who are all friends and seem nice and friendly, but I don't know how to get beyond small talk with them.
>Problem (2) Chemistry Cutie
On the first day of one of my classes I sat in the very front of the lecture hall where there were two chairs in a single row kinda to the side. Right after the professor started talking, a girl came in late and sat right beside me, I didn't see her face because I was taking notes, and figured she sat there because it was close to the door. I had planned on introducing myself the next time we had that class, but she came in late again, and she was writing every single thing the professor said, so I figured I shouldn't distract her during class.
The third time we had class I happened to look over and get a good look at her face, and realized I knew her from middle school. (We went to different high schools.) In middle school we talked a little bit and because we were both short my friends always tried to get me to ask her out, but I always chickened out. I'm pretty sure she liked me in middle school because I can remember her asking me if I was going to go the school dance (6th grade me was oblivious). Also, one time she gave me a very painful titty twister (I have completely forgot the context, but she was laughing).
I wasn't 100% sure it was her so I asked if she went to (Middle School Name), she said "I didn't know if you would recognize me." After class we talked a little bit as we were leaving the lecture hall (2-3 min max) and we found out we had the same major.
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The next day time we had that class I was working on homework in a lounge area in a building adjacent to the one we have class in an hour before class was to start because I have a gap in my schedule. She said hello and sat across from me. We talked the whole time (1 hour) then we went to class where we talked a little bit during class. After that we at lunch together (1 hour), we talked almost the whole time, but we eventually both got our phones and were silent for about 5 min. Then went to our other class that we had together. From talking I learned (This isn't the exact order though.):
1. We are taking the all the same classes. Two of them we have together. (The one we met in and a major specific class.)
2. She knows some people at the school, but has no one to eat lunch with or hang out during the school day.
3. She seemed really excited to talk to me and even started mentioning some things we could do together like meet up before a certain event at our school. She didn't have the exact date and time though.
3. She asked if the private school I went to was an all boys school, it wasn't she said good because her boyfriend she had in high school went to an all boys school (I'm assuming for middle and elementary) and going to a gender specific school made him "inadequate". I was slightly confused by her choice of wording so I said "inadequate?" and then she said it back again "inadequate."
4. She did power lifting in high school and had a really fit girl in very little clothing as her phone back ground, when I asked her about it she said she wasn't into girls, she just looked up to her. Apparently that girl is some kinda of fitness expert.
5. I talked a little bit about how I wanted to gain weight, she said being skinny is a lot better than being fat. She said she was in the 105 weight category which is lighter than me 110 but I taller so I'm underweight. She also mentioned how I should check out the college's gym for students.
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>>18689441
fucking eat something and lift a little or do you have a carzy fast metabolism?
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5. I talked a little bit about how I wanted to gain weight, she said being skinny is a lot better than being fat. She said she was in the 105 weight category which is lighter than me 110 but I taller so I'm underweight. She also mentioned how I should check out the college's gym for students.
5. From me telling her about my vacation in Europe and the apartment complex I'm staying in, she knows my parents are well off. When she said stuff like that must have been expensive I just said "yea.." quietly, I don't know how else to respond. I really didn't try to brag. She said her mother is a waitress and her father doesn't work.
6. She said "I have a lot of platonic relationships that involve me sending silly faces on snap chat. That's the only way I communicate, I hate texting."
Then we went to our other class together that was extremely boring, she was sending snap chats to some guy and I was doodling in my notes. After class we started walking to where she had parked her bike, when I asked where she parked her car she said across from the stadium but she was going to ride her bike there (I didn't have a bike with me, she had been walking her bike when we were walking to classes and lunch together.) so she could go home and take a nap. I said ok and turned around and started walking towards the parking lot, while she continued walking towards her bike. She eventually passed me on the sidewalk with her bike, but it was about 2 minutes after I had been walking, so I'm guessing she had something to do, but I don't know what. (Phone call maybe? It wasn't long enough to go to the bathroom.)
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How do I leave my small town?
>everything is bad here
>no jobs
>all the girls are molested
>operates literally like prison
>drugs are all low grade and expensive
>no job training or skilled labor or apprenticeships
>not even your friends are friends here
>people will stab your back and fuck with you just for no reason
>everyone hates each other
>stupid rednecks everywhere drinking beer in big pick up trucks being retarded
>chicks are ultra sluts here fucking 50-100 dudes
>fucking bugs EVERYWHERE
>rampant poverty houses are 300 years old filled with mold
>having food and a car isn't standard here that's the absolute best case scenario
>I'm the poorest of the poor here
>no girls besides white skanky sluts with daddy issues
>weather is awful 90 mph winds every day -70 degree winters 9 months of the year
>even when it's summer it's raining and windy every day
>97% if girls are fat and the ones that aren't have an inflated ego and they're sluts anyway
> a 6/10 anywhere else is a 9/10 here
>cant even hang out with the 3 people in my town because they're all crazy and mean to me
>people here have literal autism not the autism on this board I mean actual real fucking aspergers
>economy is in the trash fucking awful disaster of a place
>everything is 40 miles away and 2 hours away for any actual resource besides grocery stores
It's so bad I can't even function in normal society now I'm institutionalized. I can't even be nice because of the evil people here. As soon as they see you being nice they're like oh shit dude a nice person I can pick on them to look cool in front of my obese wife.
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You sound like you're 14.
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>>18689424
No I'm trapped in hell
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Do you live in Africa?
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I have a big ass pimple on my nipple should i go to the doctor, im a man btw.
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>>18689406
it looks like a cyst OP, I would advise you to go see a doctor
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>>18689426
Okay but don't cysts require you to puncture it to pop it? I managed to get a little bit of puss out earlier by just pinching it.
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bro i have these too.
they're sweat glands and they're never going away. you can squeeze them sometimes and gross stuff comes out.
Enjoy never having nipple play again!
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Everyone I knew from last year either rejected my feelings for them, or stopped talking and inviting me to places with them. How do I not feel depressed and like a failure?
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>>18689395
>How do I not feel depressed and like a failure?
You keep trying.
No point sitting on your ass feeling sorry for yourself. Get out there and keep trying even if you dont want to.
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>>18689513
I just feel so overwhelmingly sad though, because I feel so much regret and uncertainty. Why wasn't I good enough?
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>>18689522
Just focus on you. Get a good job, lift, diet, find a hobby you love, etc... Do things for yourself first. Go see that concert or movie or whatever, even if you go alone, do it for your own enjoyment. You'll end up meeting new and better people along the way. Forget about women and that shit for a while, you'll feel way better.
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how to approach mentally unstable girls who are
depressed/anorexic/watch anime/dyes hair/ etc but not too crazy tier like crack whore/ junkie /cuts themselves/trans/too many tattoo etc
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>>18689315
most girls are mentally unstable, go talk to any of em
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>>18689315
>how to approach mentally unstable girls
Why do you need them to be so? Why not go for some mentally stable ones?
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>>18689315
don't even bother, you just want to abuse vulnerable people without repercussions. Just focus on you and what you like, and who you want to be.
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is there a way of telling whether a girl would have pink or brown nipples without seeing her naked?
which do you guys prefer? I personally prefer pinkish
is there a way of telling via her other features what her color would be?
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>>18689287
What race is she?
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>>18689287
That's a weird preference and it's piss easy to tell, look at some porn once in awhile
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>>18689298
this, also if she has light eyes(blue,gray, green) and she isn't mixed then they'll be light. that's my test and it's worked well so far.
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I need help interpreting/understanding this. I'm an autist so I'm not very social at all especially with people I never talked to before.
So
when i go for my walks to parks, and sit down I've noticed this weird pattern of single women of sitting beside me alone for 30+ minutes and then leaving.
Do they want to talk/get hit on?
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Are you attractive?
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Just have a nice talk...
Ask her name, talk about the weather and ask her about her occupation.
THEN GET HER DIGITS, CALL HER UNTIL SHE FUCKS OR SHE DIES!
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>>18689247
If youre attractive then yes.
Not hit on necessarily but spoken to. Hit on later.
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>Mom asks for a favor
>Uncontrollable urge to refuse
>She could cry
>I would still refuse to do it
>I feel literally nothing when I logically know I should be feeling empathy
>I see her as inadequate, weak and responsible of many bad economic decisions I tried to fight against
>Despite me currently being a half leech (I take care of her finance and mayor economic decisions, but she's the main provider)
What's wrong with me?
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I have to add, my family is pretty dysfunctional and my father is a cuck who has never provided for the house beyond negativity, laziness and fights.
Everytime my mom asks me for a favor, it feels more like a symbolic gesture that I will stay with her forever to provide for the home (since I have partly done that ever since I was 13) than an actual need for me to do such favors.
I am trying to save to leave this place, and she absolutely hates the idea of me leaving.
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>>18689220
>Despite me currently being a half leech
>she's the main provider
>What's wrong with me?
You're an ungrateful twat. She does what she can, stop being a pussy and do whatever you can.
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>>18689220
>What's wrong with me?
Growing up and continuing to live in a disfunctional home, not having role models who can make decisions like adults, and also a lack of initiative to change despite having the self awareness to see that there's clearly a problem.