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I don't usually post here but,
My hot girlfriend just broke up with me because she now likes my best friend from when we were 11 and my friend tells me he also likes her and now I'm all alone suffering and they're going to get together and she really wants to take his virginity.
It hurts to live, any advice?
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This also just happened while I'm quitting drugs (weed) and I've stopped watching porn and masturbating.
So yeah basically 0 dopamine in my life now, 0 motivation.
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>0 motivation?
Motherfucker if life slaps the shit out of me and then I quit drugs and porn I become like an animal, alert and more connected with the world.
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>>18691800
That's what I want, I just want to be able to live and not be constantly bombarded by the thought of them fucking or something.
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>20 years old, KV, europoor
>no social circle (haven’t had acquaintances since high school)
>not currently in college, I have to wait until next year because of administrative bullshit
>diagnosed social anxiety, I’d try getting a part time job but the idea alone makes me panic
>hobbies and interests are all nerd stuff with cringe-worthy communities
>never had any meaningful interaction with a girl and it’s like they can smell the virginity when I talk to them, I probably give off a loser vibe
Where do I go from there? I want to get laid but my situation speaks for itself.
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>>18691733
u need to start going out and getting hobbies, mma, boxing, rock climbing. You need to set up a social media. You need to visit local and outside attractions and photograph it. You need to start going out to bars and clubs, you need to get into fashion. there u go problem solved
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>>18691738
>getting hobbies
I already have hobbies.
>social media
For what purpose? I hate that shit and it's not like I have friends to share things with on the Internet.
>visit local and outside attractions and photograph it
Why the fuck would I do that?
>going out to bars and clubs
I get triggered by loud music and crowds.
>you need to get into fashion
I don't dress like shit.
>problem solved
It's not that simple. This stuff would only work if I had no real problems to begin with and just moved to a new area or something.
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>>18691747
>I already have hobbies.
I doubt they are normie friendly. please tell me exactly what they are
>For what purpose? I hate that shit and it's not like I have friends to share things with on the Internet.
when u meet people in the 21st century you add them on Instagram, snapchat and facebook you need to look good or atleast have it if u want to stand a chance.
>Why the fuck would I do that?
to post on your social media to show you have a life that's interesting enough for normies to talk about
>I get triggered by loud music and crowds
learn to get untriggered
>I don't dress like shit.
(x) doubt
>It's not that simple. This stuff would only work if I had no real problems to begin with and just moved to a new area or something.
what did you rape someone or something? no its not that hard to rebrand yourself. stop not trying
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people whose 2nd language is English and started learning it after 20.y.o age.
how many years does it take to speak influently?
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>>18691714
Less than a year unless you're a brainlet
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>>18691714
It may take longer to lose your accent.
Joseph Conrad, Jerzy Kosinski Vladimir Nobokov and Tom Stopard are just four people who came to English as adults and not only spoke fluently but became major writers in perfect English.
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>>18691817
Vladimir Nabokov moved to Britain as a child.
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>you need to be confident
>BUT you need to be accept rejection
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Confidence is just being self-assured. Know who you are, your self-worth. Being rejected isn't always a reflection of your character.
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>>18691712
>it's a conflating confidence with a lack of rejection thread
Anon, look inwards for your confidence, not outwards
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>>18691712
Those two things aren't mutually exclusive like you seem to imply
If anything, real confidence helps you accept rejection
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>Loads of university debt for a degree I haven't even finished
>The only career it will reliably get me is teaching
>2 year dry spell
>Only 1 female friend
>Sex I finally get is from a tinder girl who's 3 years younger than me
>Have dream about getting ridiculed and brutally rejected by my high-school crush(Who have sly oneitis for)
>Text the tinder girl(Usually she texts me)
>She blocks me on whatsapp, instagram and facebook in one fell swoop.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew lad.
I'm 21, does life and love ever really get better for average guys or is this the madness I'll have to endure till I lose my memory to alzheimers.
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>>18691657
Literally nothing wrong with teaching
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>>18691657
Save up and pay off the debt, no other way around it. Teaching is better than what the majority of people on this site will be doing with their lives, I'm a debt collector and I'm pretty sure most people would teach over that. Stop worrying about your dry spell and how many female friends you have, prioritize on the debt and your career. Most people on Tinder literally just want to pump and dump, if you had a two year dry spell it probably wasn't very good sex so her not responding is understandable.
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>>18691657
You are clearly more worried about not being able to fuck some girl instead of taking care of your fucking debt.
Kill yourself.
Honest opinions, /adv/ - is this hair attractive? When are cases where a guy can pull this off? I feel like this is a SoCal or 'Valley' kind of hair style, the kind surfer dudes have. I'm not sure if it suites me or not
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Looks very 90s. I wouldn't go with it.
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>>18691535
Now that you mention it, it is very 90s. Any way that I can modernize it a bit? Maybe trim it and clean it up but keep the overall look and aesthetic?
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Also, question about eyebrows. My resting face makes me look angry I find. People say I just look angry. I think it has to do with my eyebrows, not sure what to do
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I come from a family of alcoholics, and I think I am falling down the same road. How do I stop this trend? I have never thought of my personal drinking habits as they honestly feel normal when compared to the drinking habits of my family members.
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When do you drink? After work? When you wake up? What's your drinking schedule?
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>>18691466
Moderation.
If you drink socially or occasionally then thats fine.
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>>18691466
Never ever touch alcohol again. Easy.
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I've been blessed with a beautiful body and great genetics. I am so healthy and good looking I find it hard to believe women aren't paying me to get them pregnant. I read something recently about a man selling his sperm to couples for a cheaper price. Natural insemination or something like that. I looked at the "checklist" one of the sperm banks has and I basically am the perfect candidate so I feel like in the private industry I could make a lot of money. High sperm count, straight, 21 years old, white, very tall (6'4 basically the perfect male height), naturally straight teeth, college educated, drug-free, full head of beautiful brown hair, and no genetic diseases run in my family. And can you really put a price on having a child with a great sense of humor? I'm curious into getting into this business if anyone actually knows anything lets talk. Give me some numbers or estimates I'll make it worth your time.
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Not to mention the humility.
Qualifications don't mean anything without results. Try actually having consensual sex with a woman first.
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>>18691367
Sperm donation is usually done at the sperm bank, not with couples you meet off the Internet.
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>>18691367
topkek.
all these poaitives and still to lazy to get a fucking job. why not sell.one of your nuts to science for 40k anon ?
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Apologize or leave it alone?
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When I was 14 and my cousin was 10 or 11 I set it up for her an I to play a game where we'd tickle each other with our eyes closed.
I did this to touch her boob and her butt. That's it. Clothes never came off, no genitals were involved or anything, she just giggled.
Many years later I feel guilty and terrible. I'm pretty sure she's fine but I'm not sure if I should apologize to her or not. I feel like I'm a bad guy for not saying sorry but at the same time what if it didn't even register for her and I'm bringing it up?
TLDR: Touched cousin inappropriately many years ago and feel bad about it. Should I apologize or just move on? Anyone have similar experiences? Is this shit common?
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Leave it alone. The past is the past and though apologizing will make you feel better, it will probably just be awkward and stressful for her
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>>18691311
If she never realized you were doing it to molest her than leave it be? What good could possibly come from bringing it up? Do you think you're going to feel better if she starts to hate you for groping her when she was little?
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Punch yourself in the balls really hard.
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Hey guys, so I've finally started to become the kind of guy I want to be and that's given me a mountain of confidence with it. I've packed on muscle and started acting like less of a sperg since I've gotten to college, but that still leaves me with a problem. What do I say to women I'm attracted to? Do I just walk up and say "Hey you're cute, wanna hit up the campus green or something?" or do those cheesy movie one-liners actually work? There's a girl I've got eyes on and I'm almost certain she's got eyes on me but when I want to talk I just don't know what to say, it's like I get ready to say something and think twice about whether or not it's acceptable. She really seems like long term relationship material from what we HAVE actually talked about, and I just don't want to muck it up for myself.
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It's not what you say so much as it is how you say it.
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Smile at them, you can yell by how they smile back if theyre interested. Strike up small talk and then invite them out. When youre out you can call them cute and go from there
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Go for the cheesy movie one-liners. That shit's only going to work while you're in college, so you may as well take advantage of that now.
>crush was saying how he wanted different colored hi-liters, more than just yellow
>i pick some up as i'm shopping and text him that i have a present for him
>leave it in his locker with a sticky note that i drew a smiley face on
>look through locker the next day to see that sticky note is on the back of the locker now
>mfw he kept the sticky
>does this mean anything at fucking all?
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>>18691177
You should just be a tiny bit more flirty, see where that goes.
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>>18691177
how are you able to snoop through his locker?
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>>18691192
Should probably explain that it's a locker room at a job and that they are the tiny square ones with a grid front that you can see in
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Broke college student here. I'm pretty overweight, but like the kind of fat where if I have a shirt on I don't look that fat but otherwise I'm pretty bad. I don't have the money to buy healthy food everyday so the most I can do is the uni food court. And the only thing moderately healthy is a salad. I also try to go to the gym whenever I can but if I can't I do home stuff like squats/push-ups/crunches.
However my problem is my diet. Most days I eat next to nothing, usually just a salad and some water. And if I don't eat that little I go overboard with junk food. And with my depression worse than it's ever been and just getting out of a nasty breakup my self esteem is taking blows left and right. My question is what are some ways to lose weight And eat well in my conditions without starving myself which only worsens my metabolism.
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Salads are the biggest fucking meme for losing weight. You can work miracles eating healthy food like grilled chicken or salmon. Lots of seafood. Whole wheat pasta over white pasta. No cheese, low in salt. Morning eggs and fruit. And keep your metabolism working with nuts,no homo. In college (with my own kitchen), 90% of my days were
>eggs with piece of turkey and protein shake and milk for breakfast
>lunch yogurt and some grapes/banana/apple
>dinner grilled chicken w potatoes and broccoli or chicken n pasta n tomato sauce.
In my opinion, diets don't work. So don't think "if I only eat salad for a month I will achieve my goal!". No, smart choices are the way to go. Like I said, whole wheat pasta. Or no cheese on the burger. No bacon with the eggs. 2% milk. Water over soda.
U got this faggot
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Drink alot of water and jog like a motherfucker
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read the fit sticky
count calories
you can eat what you want but just less of it. aim for 1900-2000 calories a day.
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So people mostly on the internet keep telling me to get a date I need to approach women, but every time I try to, they always act annoyed. I tried smiling and waiting for an opening but they always show me the cold shoulder.
I've had people then tell me sometimes when they act uninterested, it means they want to be pursued.. because women want men to pursue them, but most of the times I try, i get absolute nasty glares, like i shouldn't even exist.
This has completely ruined my self esteem and i'm not sure where to go from here but I figure you all have seen this enough to give some helpful advice maybe
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That only works if you're attractive, if you're ugly, it doesn't work.
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anyone?
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>>18691162
This is dumb advice
>>18691157
It's hard to tell what your problem is cause there's a huge chance you could be going about this the wrong way, and from the tone of your post I'm 95% sure you approach these girls from a timid stand-point as if you're asking them to be your friend but you don't want to bother them but you also want them to be your friend and this can be off-putting to a lot of people, even the nicest of ones. My advice to you would be to perhaps try and work on your own self-confidence and self-esteem and start checking out dating coach videos on youtube, not pick-up, but dating coach cause there's a difference. I'll recommend The Natural Lifestyles, especially James Marshall, he teaches some really solid concepts and you'll hopefully be able to figure out what it is you specifically struggle with. Good luck!
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I hate my pussy. However, I don't have the flaps but I still don't like it cuz its chubby. Is it true that there a fetish for even the most horrendous one.
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>>18691099
Better chubby than flappy.
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>>18691099
Depends. Are you fat or skinny?
If you want an honest evaluation you're going to have to post a pic.
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>>18691099
Why the heck would you care about that?
I would like to think men don't care about stuff like that, but then again, I know my gender, motherfuckers probably obsess over how vaginas look even though they all feel the same.
Just don't think about it.
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>Have a bunch of homework due tomorrow
>Need to get my grades up
>Already really late at night
What do you think, /adv/, feign illness in the morning or take large amounts of caffeine and get the homework over with?
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Thank fuck I never went the school route lmao. Work should never follow your ass home.
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>>18691097
You only get into situations like this if you have no time management skills.
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>>18691121
I had a 4.2 GPA with 2 honors classes last year. I can manage my time, but sometimes I procrastinate a fuck ton. This is one of those cases.