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Whenever I try getting into a relationship with a woman, no matter the path it fails.I get real local people matches on Tinder no problem, women lip bite when I strip online, they tell me I value myself way less than I am worth, they say I am easy to talk to, they say I am super cute.

But for some reason I can never solidify a relationship. Even on Tinder and dating sites when I match with people, we set up a date and chat for a bit, when it comes to datenight they just fucking abandon.

All I can conclude is that eventually they realize Im boring or something, seriously wtf am I doing wrong?`

So sick of having to move on to the next girl only for the same problem to occur. Its frustrating me now.

Bonus advice:
advice works fine on this old windows xp laptop but not on my brand new windows 10. i have adblock disabled on both along with firewalls, why wont it work on the new comp?

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Hey guys, I'm a 21 year old male, to start off with.

I see videos of families and dads with their sons at baseball games and fishing and stuff, or I'll see posts on facebook of couples wlecoming their new child, and I can't help but want that.

I want kids, about 6, and I want to teach my sons good values and lessons of life.

That type of father son love, it's something I look forward, a lot.

I wouldn't want to knock up some girl right now, that's just irresponsible, but honestly if it accidentally happened, I would be happy.

I have so many things to share and I want to give my children a great life.

Is this weird for a 21 yr old guy to feel? People think I'm weird for it, but it's not like I want kids now, I just wish to be at that point in life where I am financially ready.

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Almost 4 am, frantically cleaning my flat on x pills of xanax and two glasses of wine. In the morning I have job training. Anybody dancing with me?

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Hey /adv/ looking for a fresh cut soon, any advice? This me. Pic refs are best, tho text is good as well.

I'm a femanon, pretty okay with anything if it makes me look good if that's helpful.

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How do I make up for all the years I've lost? I'm 20 and never went to highschool and recently it's been starting to hit me pretty fucking tremendously how far behind I am in life. It's now a constant fear that increases daily. I'm pretty fucking scared desu. I've been working a $7.50 job for a distant relative's business for about 14 months now. I feel like I've literally wasted all of that time because I'm not progressing in anything at all and he will never fire me unless I do something really fucked up because I guess he feels sorry for me or something. I don't think I can quit even though I want to because it would really fuck up the financial situation with my mother & sister whom I live with. It just feels so impossible trying to do GED stuff because I'm gassed when I come home from work after 10 hours.

I feel like I should be on my own in college right now acing my courses, meeting friends, getting laid, life experiences, part time job, etc but instead I don't have friends, no highschool education, no driver's license, holy fuck. I really cringe typing some of this but I have no clue where to start. Would give more details but don't want to make this shit too long. Just ask

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Hey /adv/ need some advice :/
>be me
>19
>go to uni last year
>drugs.jpg
>after sophomore year, leave with .77 GPA
>live at home now so not paying for anything
> make $30 an hour ( bartender)
As of right now i'm planning to enroll in nursing school this fall and get a fresh start, join the military for 5 years after getting my bs and be placed in a hospital by the time i'm 30.
However, i now have a chance to say fuck all that and do something with my life where i would love my job. I want to spend 6 months in San francisco and attend Marijuana Uni, and its 3 credits a week for 14 weeks, in which time i could bartend in SF ( and probably make more than the $30/hr i make now) and the leave all my plans behind, and start a legal grow op in MA with my best friend. we lived together for our 2 years of uni and now he's dropping out too, so while i ride out this year and save for SF, he'll work full time. I think after that time our combined capital should be good to cover the MA growers app(300) and the license (15k) along with most start up costs. I need help deciding whether or not this is viable. Would i be throwing my opportunity at a fresh start and (by societal standards) an acceptable career? now that I've dropped uni and am away from my best friend i feel like i dont want to spend the next 25-30 years working so separately from him, and we both have some horticulture experience, do you think with the added training of weed uni, that we can succeed in this business? People are gonna smoke weed as long as weed is grown. And in a state where growers permits wont even start to be available to apply for till 2018, do you think we have a chance of breaking into the dispensary supply chain?
Sorry for the long post, I'll bump with hella titties
>captcha was trees lmfaoooooo

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I'm kinda venting, kinda asking for advice, and kinda seeking confirmation.
On Friday my b/f got me flowers, Saturday we did not do anything, and when Sunday (my birthday) rolled around he did nothing for me.
When I was laying with him, on his own accord he told me that he should have gotten me something, but did not know what to get me. However, he did not even ask me what I want? So what's the point of saying what he said!? It would have been better if he had said nothing.

As we continue to lay around, he told me, while going through his phone, that he was looking for some nice restaurants around the area. There wasn't anything great, so he said he'll take me to the diner. I had about enough, ultimately he is being a jerk subconsciously, and told him that I do not feel like going anywhere right now.

I tried to keep my spirits up, but I was very bummed out, so I went to sleep over his place, and after a few hours I realize I should go home, there was nothing more for me there, and left.

For the past couple of days I just kept my conversations with him minimal. I'm not going to jump to conclusions but wait to see what the next couple of meeting with him bring about. If nothing and I still continue to feel the way I do, I will fade out and go on my merry way. He deserves someone who will find his company just enough. Also, he keeps reminising about his 2 bedroom apartment that he lived in with his ex-g/f. They have been broken up for 3 years, maybe he should try to reconcile with her. Ultimately, I love him and want to see him happy. Personally, I'm a happy person, so I as well deserve someone who is a bit extravagant such as myself.

It's a shame. He has said a lot of nice things to me, gave me the key to his apartment (I did not ask for it nor would I go over w/o him being there), and does put forth effort to see me. However, I'm a very entertaining and great company. Also, I suspect that he just does not have anything else better going on at the moment.

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So there is this girl I want to apologize to.

We met years ago, made out a couple of times on some partys. Then we started texting, but since I was a huge inexperienced, insecure sperg back then I always ignored her when I came across her, even though I was rapidly falling in love with her. This plus the texting went on for months, but I was always too afraid to ask her out in fear of ruining it. After about 5 months she, ofc, started losing interest and I started acting like an even bigger jerk in response.
3-4 months after we stopped contact, I send her a completely pathetic love confession when I was piss drunk. I even got kinda aggressive when she didn't respond right away. She basically just told me I've had my chance and that was it.
We never had contact since then. I saw her a couple of times the last years, but we only talked on 1 or 2 occassions and that was not more than a couple of meaningless sentences and it was kinda awkward.

Now, I've recently developed the wish to apologize for my behaviour. I don't even know if me being a jerk hurt her back then or how much of it she actually realized, but it bothers me. I loved this girl, cared about her and the bad experience with her helped me tremendously in curing my autism and personality development. I don't want to be on bad terms with someone that has had such a positive and major impact on my life.

So that's why I constantly think about apologizing for what a complete moron I was back then. Again, it probably doesn't bother her and she probably forgot about me years ago, but I just feel that's the right thing to do. However, I'm absolutely unsure whether it is a good idea. I don't want things to get even more awkward or cut open old wounds or make it seem like I'm trying to get in her pants again - I simply want to get it out of my head and sincerely apologize.

What do you anons, especially the femanons, think? Good idea? Bad idea? Completely autistic? And how do it?

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am i overreacting by getting mad at my girlfriend for smoking hookah with her brother

she used to smoke weed and i told if im going to date her, that ain't going to fly. she quit. we've been dating for 14 months.

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I am 20, and unemployed. Today I received a job offer doing inventory management at a hospital. The pay and hours are shit, but I need a job. I have an interview next week with a place I actually am interested in. How do I keep the first job in my back pocket in case the job I actually want doesn't come through?
Should I just start 1st job and then resign if I get another offer?

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

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>go up to McDonald's to get dinner
>everything goes fine on the way there
>go back home
>bag tips over in car
>move to pick it back up
>bump the curb
>small panic attack starts
>about to turn at a light
>light turns red real fucking quick
>slam on my brakes
>fries go flying out the bag
>have a giant panic attack
>have to pull over to a side-street to let myself calm down
>on the way home I didn't see a stop sign and had to slam on my brakes yet again

Will driving ever get better for me? Keep in mind that I'm talking about legitimate panic attacks where I hyperventilate and shit.

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>tfw your white boyfriend of 2 years has referred to you as his "Chinkerbell" to all his friends and family.
>tfw when you essentially wiped your hands of own family to move in with him
>tfw you find out he's been fucking not one, but two women in your apartment building.
>tfw you can't pack up and move back home because you quit your job

What the fuck do I do with myself at this point. I can't stay here anymore.

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got into a fight with my gf of 4+ years. she had a surprise party for her friend. her brother was sitting next to me most of the night (at a restaurant), reeked like BO, was obnoxious to the server, took food off of my plate without asking, then feel on top of me grabbing food off his sisters plate, was generally rude, to the point i thought he was drunk, but i guess that's how he acts when he is trying to have fun. at the end of the night he left to go start the car. after 3 hours of him being annoying, i guess i was rude to my girlfriend (i was acting 'moody).

she was texting me about it today, i got wrapped up in meetings at work, and she told me that if respecting her brother is that hard for me then i should put all her stuff in a box and leave it at her slider. kind of hurt that she just threw 4 years out like that over a text. not sure what to say to her about it. any advice on how get past this?

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If your ex sends you an unsolicited dick pic, should you tell your current boyfriend? Should you show him the picture? What's the right thing to do?