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How do you get out of the zone boys I'm in pain
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By ignoring them or alternatively, talking to them as if they don't really matter.
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"There's no such thing as the friendzone"
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>>18127344
But i do care about her mane
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How to sleep / get normal schedule
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I can't ever seem to sleep unless I'm dead tired, I think its a combination of anxiety and the internet.
This always ends up fucking up my day, but I still do it every night.
What steps can I take to end this cycle?
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>>18126661
Exercise. Eat right. Stop eating 4 hours before bed.
Turn off the phone and your laptop a hour before you go to bed, and read a book.
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>>18126666
nice quads,
But I honestly don't know what eat right is supposed to mean. I usually walk around to places every so often, does that count as exercise?
If I turn off my phone and computer I get a lot of anxiety, is the book supposed to help with that?
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Ironically, posting this late means almost nobody will reply to me yet it's the only time I think about it.
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my gf of 1.5 years broke up with me 2 days ago on almost seemingly impulse. We had been long distance for 6 months (different states) and she later moved with her family to a closer city (within 150 miles distance).
We come back home after a date, and after showering I find her looking very pale and sad. She says that the long distance and effort it takes for us to see each other has taken its toll and that she needs to rebuild her life. We proceed to break up.
She mentions that in a few months when her semester is over and she is less stressed from life, that she wants to reconnect. She even mentions that she kind of wants to stay in touch just to hook up from time to time. At this point, I'm extremely hurt and confused, seeing through her possible ways of ending it softly.
We stare deeply at each other in the eyes, and we both start tearing up. We just start kissing passionately, which then leads to sex. During the middle of it, we both exchange I love yous, and she starts crying
Afterwards, she spends the night, as we just enjoy the moment in being in each other's presence again. Which felt very refreshing, as if it felt like all of our worries and troubles were out of the window, and were just enjoying each other to the fullest again. She leaves the morning after, and before she leaves we both kiss, look at each other deeply, and say our goodbyes.
Once she gets back home, she sends me a text thanking me for the food I prepared her before she left, and says that it is nice to enjoy something from me right now. I don't text back, and this is when I decided to start no contact.
I don't even know if anyone will really read this, but I feel so much better just typing all of this out. I don't know what to do or feel right now, she was literally someone I thought I could love forever, eventually marry, and have so much respect for.
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I'm sorry anon.
These things just happen you know? Don't listen to the fuckheads here saying she's railing someone else. I went through a somewhat similar thing so I feel your pain. It will only get easier from now. Seeing as she wants to reconnect at a later date, try and be more open, meet new people etc. Anything to keep the pain away my dude.
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>>18126676
You're right. I'm doing all I can to just stay out of the house and moping around. Man...it really does suck. Thanks for the words of encouragement brononymous
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>>18126692
Never say never because she may actually come back to you. My EX did but partially, we're friends if anything. Still keep it strong anon, if she's not the one there are plenty more women out there.
My boyfriend is not an alcoholic but when he drinks it always goes out of hand. He doesn't drink too often--but every single time he does, he turns into a complete imbecile, it disgusts me utterly, a completely different person. He turns into someone I have only contempt for, and he always overdoes it--and even if he doesn't the change in his demeanor puts me off entirely and makes me hate him. He sometimes even drinks himself into a stupor. What can I do to stop him? I've been asking him to stop but he has a drink once in a while after a long day at work and I feel like a bitch telling him to quit. He's just enjoying himself. I love him but... whatever he turns into is the complete opposite of everything and anything I hold dear. What do?
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3 options. You can either put up with it, dump him, or convince him to completely give it up.
Frankly I would dump him. There are plenty of guys out there who drink responsibly or not at all.
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you are an awfully judgemental whore
or a delusional whore
if he has no alcohol problem then what does it matter what he does when drunk rarely, unless hurting somebody/himself
if he does why are you trying to tell yourself he doesnt have one, to make yourself feel better?
whatever
be a less of a women
you cant obviously so who cares
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>the only options are break up, put up or make him stop drinking completely
literally tell him what you put into this shitpost. If he knows you don't like him blitzed but he does it anyway, maybe he doesn't actually care what you think. Also remember he is his own person and don't take his thoughts for granted.
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Help!
I stopped drinking alcohol for lent (i hope thats the way you say it, im not a native speaker).
First I noticed a lot of improvements like clear thinking etc. but now the biggest change is my sexdrive.
I´m almost literally foaming at the mouth when sitting next to a hot chick in a train or something it´s ridiculous i just can´t concentrate anymore.
I have a gf of 3 years too, that makes everything just harder to stand through.
Like, for real I wake up with hour long boners, it´s crazy!
So, how do I function like a normal human being around women and not like a dog that´s been starved?
Seriously, it almost takes force to not whip my dick out and jump them.
I feel like a nigger man.
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>>18126613
Sex with gf.
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Masturbate before you go out
Have some self control
I MASTURBATED WITH AXE BODY SPRAY AND NOW MY DICK LOOKS LIKE ALLIGATOR SCALES HELP
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>>18126573
Try old spice spray should counter the effects.
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>>18126959
I second this, Old Spice spray or Bengay will counteract the polyphospherene that is in the Axe body spray. Since the penis is so sensitive polyphospherene can cause rash to breakout. Bengay or Old Spice will neutralize the chemical.
Best of luck my friend
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>>18126573
what
how
why did you think that would work
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So I was told in Maryland you can legally go see a doctor as a resident or non resident and complain about cronic pain and receive a medical marijuana card to legally smoke marijuana. What would be an acceptable excuse to aquire a medical card?
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bilateral clubfoot is how i got mine.
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What is bilateral clubfoot??
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I'm an emotionally stunted manbaby with no self-control or ambition. I'm obsessed with instant gratification. I'm also socially autistic and don't know how to present myself or function normally around new people. I'm not nearly as intelligent as I'd like to be and I cannot articulate my thoughts nearly as well as I'd like to in conversation.
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You also seem to have trouble asking for advice and instead just state things about yourself that you don't like
>start lifting
>start meditating
>set some realistically reachable goals and work towards them
>the only way to get better at talking to people is to talk to people
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>>18126515
Are you me?
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>>18126515
/b/ in a nutshell
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In some hours, I'm having a differential calculus exam, I haven't studied since I got back to university a month and a half ago.
I feel like shit, actually I don't even how I feel, I don't fee anything, I know I need to study but I can't find the motivation to do it, or in fact to do anything.
I enjoyed lifting, I lifted religiously for 3 years before going to university, after that I felt I couldn't do it anymore, I didn't have enough time or energy to do it, eventually I got fat.
I stopped talking to my old friends and hanging out with them some months ago, they've messaged me but I do not respond. I don't have any social media besides my phone, I've never liked it. I haven't got out in months, not even to university parties. Last weekend I got invited to one, but I refused, I don't know why.
I think I have become insecure in the past years. I always tried to be strong, not only physically but mentally as well, I used to be very confident in my abilities, however nowadays I feel like a bitch because I'm not doing the things I know I can do and what I need to do to succeed. I don't want to disappoint my mum and my grandma, they are the only family I have.
For the past days I have been thinking about taking a semester off but I also feel anxious about it because I'm 23 and I'll probably finish my degree in 2.5 years because I fucked up, while all my old friends are already finishing theirs.
I don't know what to do, how to get my life back on track again, how to get out of this.
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take a semester off and travel bro. And remember there are options other than school.
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m8 I'm having a final in a couple of hours as well lul
shittiest thing ive been asked and told everybody i was studying for it but didn't do shit but browsing this page
worst thing I lost the respect with my teachers at college, they think i don't give a fuck about studying (they are right at some point) but it's all the opposite, the thing is im just not used to studying, but I feel like I can success if I wanted to but my depression is dragging me down
i wish i was a normal person
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>ex gf asks to come over this morning (is my ex because she's manipulative and crazy)
>says she can
>comes over, tell her I need to go study in around 2 hours
>we have sex, 3 hours go by and she pretends to sleeps
>tell her I need to study
>went into another room, peak around the corner 10 minutes later and saw her open her eyes
>could tell her to fuck off but I know how icky the domestic will get from previou senarios
>tell her I'm going to the gym, she stills pretends to sleep
>leave, park up the road, see her get in her car 2 minutes later and leave
>come back home and appliances are still on
wtf is wrong with her?! she was obviously doing to fk with me but what does she get out of it?
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Why are you still using her for sex.
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>>18126492
this is a mutual agreement, im not just "using" her
Read the text dummy, she wouldn't be over and I wouldn't be writing "crazy and manipulative"
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>>18126503
You know she's "crazy" and you wonder why she's doing crazy things?
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In most states, is there an automated message system that calls to remind you on or around the date of a court hearing you're supposed to attend (not for jury duty)?
Didn't have any other place to ask and Google didn't tell me anything.
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No. You're expected to take it seriously enough to remember it yourself.
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How much would you pay?
How many reminders do you want?
Do you want these calls during regular business hours, or do you have a freaky schedule that involves calling at 3am?
Do you want a man or woman caller?
The service is part of the concierge industry. For money (card on file or Paypal), a guy/girl will call you, remind you of an important date, and even give you encouragement. Need an uber ride? She'll make the call. Need a restaurant reservation? Done. Plane tickets? She'll make you a complete itinerary with your card, and send a car to pick you up.
I know concierges with hospitality degrees that cater to the film industry and sports teams. I shit you not, they make $100k a year.
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>>18126463
Funny how you used google to search for this but never thought of using google calendar to just set a reminder on your phone or computer.
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I've just signed up for journalism undergraduate course in England at Newcastle
On scale from one to hitler how much have I fucked up?
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Newcastle is a good uni and the city isn't too shit but it isn't the best either.
Journalism is a good degree choice as long as you get a 2.1 or higher. I'd love to be a reporter and travel exciting countries to find out about the latest controversies
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Newcastle is a fun time. What accent do you have though? Working class or middle?
Honestly most people that go into creative undergrads don't go on to do that thing as a job, so most humanities/creative degrees are as good as one another. It's easier to get a decent grade in something you love though.
Whatever you do, make sure to actually work and volunteer during your time at uni. Write for free for e v e r y t h i n g.
It doesn't matter how far you make that student loan stretch, it matters how much experience you have at the end of it.
>Grew up with abusive parents
>Got pulled out of school in 3rd grade, so wasn't able to gain any friends that way.
>Eventually ditch them and get another chance at a family through a lover (Their entire family welcomed me in, it was great).
>About 2 years ago, we break up after being together for ~6 yrs.
>Left without anyone to care for or about me at all, left to myself
>No close friends to speak of
I'm 25 now. I have no friends I'd consider close.
I'm also a mentally ill tranny, and most people understandably want nothing to do with me.
Considering my mess of a past, I'm doing really well. I haven't picked up any drugs or alcohol addictions, and acknowledging the fact that I have no formal education at all, I have a great understanding of computer science, know a couple programming languages and in general don't have any issue learning things I actually want to learn.
I'm spending most of my time now trying to find fulfillment through new hobbies, like ice skating, drawing, writing, or learning to play the violin. I also get out far more than I used to by hiking every week or joining random groups (Like local smash tournaments).
I'm doing more with myself, and I'm spending a lot more effort trying to nurture good friendships instead of letting people just pass me by like I used to.
Most of the time though, I still don't feel like I belong anywhere. I live with two friends I used to consider really close, but I feel at this point they just deal with me. I don't feel I'm too difficult to put up with either, as a roommate. I clean up after myself, and I mostly keep to myself and stay in my bedroom.
Above all else, I want to feel like I belong somewhere. Even if I can't have a family, having really close friends would be second best, but I find even that's difficult to achieve.
I feel like because I'm 25, I'm running out of time to find friends before I become 'that weirdo' more than I already am.
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I'm doing as much as I can to try to make myself happy this last year, but hobbies can only do so much. I want to feel like I matter to some degree again, like I did with my ex and their family.
I also have to wonder what's wrong with me to keep being tossed away like I am. This in mind, I'm trying to spend a lot of time figuring out how to improve myself. Though I've done leaps of improvement over this last year alone, I feel I've hit a wall this last month.
I wasn't that great of a person for most of my life, which is why my ex left and their family now wants nothing to do with me. That said, I feel I'm trying my best to become a friend worth keeping around.
It sucks, knowing that if I died, there would really be no one to weep for me. If I had any major events come up, there's be no one there to support me or care.
I'm on my own, and it scares me.
I can gain friends. In fact, I put myself out there in many ways and pick and choose between who I would rather put my time and effort into (Not just our friendship, but I also like to give people advice and help when I can, which can get draining if I'm not picky).
It's just that I don't feel I've gained any 'serious' friends. I don't have anyone to enjoy spending time with, or anyone to hang out with. When I do, I feel they get tired of me rather quick, and I certainly don't feel like I come across as that needy. I try to balance out talking to someone first, and waiting for them to talk to me first, even if it takes weeks.
I'm fine with being patient. I just feel like I won't get anything out of my patience anymore.
I understand that at this age range, people have lives they're trying to follow. So a lot of the time, people get busy and life gets in the way. So to that end, I understand if most people don't care to invest any effort into friendships anymore.
It just sucks for me.
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I'm tired of being alone and not mattering to anyone but myself. I have to wonder how much more of this I can put up with before I just give up. If I gave up, I'd be like I am now, but without hope of getting what I really want out of life- belonging.
I spend so much effort into trying to help those around me, and I don't see anyone doing the same back. It's depressing and discouraging, knowing that no matter how much I try, I can't see to get a firm grasp on any good long lasting bonds.
I'm beginning to get too tired to try anymore.
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Last bump.
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My breath smells like ass despite me brushing regularly and using different mouthwash/paste
What do
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You might have some form of gum disease. Check with a dentist asap cuz that shit turns worse quick
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Try using a tongue scraper. And brush the back of your tongue and mouth, as far back as you can.
Also see if you have tonsil stones
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oil pulling works wonders
use oil such as coconut oil or olive oil and use it as mouthwash with added essential oils like clove and anything you have like peppermint oil
swish hard the clear liquid will become white
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Ok so, me and my friends have been hanging out a lot lately. We've been going to each other's houses to hang and there are two girls(sisters) that are my friend's friends, but I don't know much about them. They are both shy quiet akward weebs. One is a super weeb, while the other is kinda goth. I think the weeb is cuter, but a few weeks ago at one of our friend hangouts one of my friends made me go wait to the backyard, I waited for a min or two only to over hear the goth being super uncomfortable saying "not now, please..."
Follows by my friend saying "if you want I'll tell him"
I was confused at first but I shrugged it off. Back in the house I looked over at the two of them only to hear my friend do a hand gesture of a heart and point at me followed by the goth saying "not here".
Then a week later the two girls invite me and my friends to their house. We go over to hang out and watch movies. When at some point the weeb starts drawing a shit load to things I like (invader Zim, the amazing world of gumball, Jackie chan) and the entire time she kept stopping to look at me as if she wanted my approval. After the fifth look at me I decide to show that I like her artwork. She giggles and says thanks. After an hour or two the girls get tierd and go to get pillows and blankets. They lay on the floor, but the entire time I felt like I was being watched by them. I decide to play with their dog randomly and go over to pet it. I begin to rub the dogs back only to accidentally touch the goths hand. She instantly pulls her hand away and gets up to look at me. I look directly at her and say sorry. She laughs and goes back to sleep. I saw her basically worshipping the hand I touched. It's been two days since then and this has been on my mind since the first incident. I don't know what to do. Should I talk to my friend about it? Forget about it? What do I do?
Tldr: I think a goth likes me, but I think her weeb sister is cuter. I want to be a boyfriend.
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Pic is what the weeb looks like and the goth is the same but tan
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>>18126294
Not even going to touch that shit with a ten foot pole dude.
Theyre fucking WEEBS. Theyre reactions are so cringeworthy from the way you describe. Dont date neither of them unless youre looking for disaster
These girls are usually spoiled children who dont know how to adult later on. They need to learn to tone down their weeb.
Back out anon