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What kind of things to girls like lads to do? 2017-03-25 07:56:03 Post No.18158162
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What kind of things to girls like lads to do?
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Title is retarded but seriously, my hobbys while I enjoy them will never apeal to girls, what can I force myself to enjoy (its not that hard, ill be able to do it) that girls my age will find intresting, fun and attractive (job sugestions welcome to)?
The only "hobbys" I have at the moment that women would enjoy are liffting (but thats for them to know I look good) and clubing, my looks are fine but I get worried on first dates since I come off as a wet carrot since I dont talk about half the things in my life.
Im at the point were im trying to build my life around making myself more attractive to the other gender.
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>>18158162
Mainstream movies
Cult movies
Some video games
Music
News, politics
And above all, talking to them like they were real live human beings
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>>18158210
Im 20 tho, girls are not as intrested in that stuff
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>>18158236
drugs, hanging out with friends, sports, fucking bitches, gym, having friends, not being on the advice section of an anime image board because you have a life and friends 'n' sheeeit.
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Why are people so goddamn weird? 2017-03-25 07:46:32 Post No.18158148
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Why are people so goddamn weird?
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2017-03-25 07:46:32
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I lost some weight recently and wanted to see if my face looked any better so I ventured over to /soc/ to check to see if I looked OK and good lord those people are weird. Sending pictures of their genitals to strangers on the internet and doing Kiks (whatever that is) and putting stuff in their butts. It's goddamn creepy. Why are people like this and how do I keep them away from any children I might have in the future?
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>>18158148
youre worse because you judge. fuck off loser
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>>18158148
>go to brother
>why is everybody whore?
Are you stupid or something?
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>>18158148
i really hope you don't have children desu
Can you get PTSD from having your feelings hurt?
I got rejected by my best and only friend about 2 and a half years ago. He made me trust him to open up about my feelings for him and then brutally rejected me anyway. And i can't get over it.
I cry all the time, i fall into depressions for weeks at a time, i think about suicide often, I'm afraid of people, i have nightmares, i have vivid and intrusive memories that can pop up out of nowhere, I've gone from assuming that people generally like me to feeling unwanted and unliked by default. I bail from potential friendships and relationships the moment i sense potential for pain, which is always early.
I don't know what to do. I feel weak and ashamed that something hurtful but ultimately minor could break me so easily.
What is going on with me?
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>>18158070
Probably. Emotional pain tends to last longer than physical. Take care of yourself invest in you.
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>>18158092
I've been trying to do that and I'll do well for a week or two then I'll unravel. Then I'll get back on track, only to unravel again.
It sucks because it precludes me from making new friends, but i think having friends would help a lot.
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You have to find stuff to do, anything to divert your mind from thinking about him. All you can really do is to move on, painfully, but in time it will heal. See more people and maybe something will happen. And what do you mean by he "brutally rejected" you?
What if you were 4'11" and your boyfriend was 6'5"? Wouldn't he be having sex with almost an infant/4th grader?
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>>18158064
she would die if she gave birth to his kids
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>>18158064
More like fucking an elf from Santa's village, but whatever.
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>>18158068
Because he was born 6'5" tall, right?
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How does my voice sound/how old do I sound? 2017-03-25 06:53:06 Post No.18158035
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How does my voice sound/how old do I sound?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LJi02TOcHO
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tN8WK4jyNP
Not really looking for any advice just not really sure about my voice.
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I'd say you sound pretty normal but you sound like you wear braces and that makes your voice kinda sound young.
I'd say you're 18-20
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>>18158035
you sound like a kid about to graduate HS or a freshman in college who has his whole life ahead of him. aka depressing as fuck to me
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>>18158035
Below 20. 15-20...
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You should all stop looking at porn. The women are human trafficked mind controlled and degraded for entertainment so creeps can be amused.
If you get ideas to look and false emotions to get aroused try to remember to ignore it and destroy the porn industry
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>>18158025
My brain just stop working as Im reading this post.
What are you on about? What are you on?
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Woman do porn for money, nobody has breaked your front door and forced your sister to take a dick in the ass in front of the cameras.
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People who make $100k+ a year, what are you doing and how did you get there?
Im about to graduate high school and my goal is to make this amount of cash at some point in my life, college or not, and im willing to work hard to reach that goal. Help me come to a conclusion.
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$100,000 isn't that ambitious.
You could shoot for a commission based 9-5 sales job like loan officer or sell timeshare at a vacation spot like Hawaii or Vegas and easily make $200,000-$500,000...You don't even need much experience or education to get these jobs. Either you can sell, or you can't and they are ALWAYS hiring sales people. Can never have enough good salesman.
I don't like 8 hour jobs, I sold timeshare in Vegas when I was 19...wasn't a closer but was a salesman who T.Oed my sales to closers. I made great money but hated humping tables for 8 hours and didn't even get make the most commission when I was doing all the work with or without the "closer".
My buddy quit to go solo and sell campground memberships (basically timeshare for people who bought and travel in R.Vs) in Utah, and was making $200,000~ working 3-4 hour days. I asked for his business model, sat it on a few of his sales presentations..once I got comfortable I took my savings and rented some space at a RV park in Vegas and doing that ever since.
I made around $160,000 last year and am finishing up my degree at UNLV even though I'm not using it for anything. I only work 3-4 hours a day to get through 2 90 minute sales presentations.
The key is to go out there and start trying things, you'll figure out what exactly what you want and how to get there instead of saying "My goal is to make X dollars"
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Do not, under any circumstances, think you can make that much money off YouTube or Instagram.
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hate to be a debby downer but most six figure jobs require a high IQ and or a lot of education.
Jobs like lawyers, doctors, non retail sales managers, etc.
I'm not calling you dumb or anything, I'm just saying. source: someone who once thought he was smart
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Random fapping question 2017-03-25 06:39:20 Post No.18158010
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It's been a long while that I have masturbated but held the ejaculation with my phimosis so I wouldn't make a mess on my clothes and could easily dispose of it in the bathroom soon after.
The thing is at rare times it feels like the semen get stuck somewhere it shouldn't which makes it itchy, but it gets better soon after another ejaculation or some time.
My question is this act of holding it is unhealthy? It kinda bothers me because I actually cant find another way to keep it clean and pleasant like that.
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How do you clean it afterwards? Since you mentioned phimosis - are you able to pull back completely after the erection is gone?
I always do this and I never have problems with it.
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>>18158010
I usually apply pressure to my perineum, in order to block the path of the semen.
wonder if not cumming will make my cum secrete from my ballsack, as it will grow sticky and smelly after I've done this.. kind of gross
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>>18158376
By doing this long time you increase chance of damaging your ejaculation system.
The liquid either enters your bladder or worse. Stop being retarded. To prevent mess use:
sock
or any plastic vessel you wash afterwards.
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I'm addicted to 4Chan and I need to cure myself 2017-03-25 06:31:34 Post No.18157997
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I'm addicted to 4Chan and I need to cure myself
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I spend at least four hours everyday browsing 4Chan, I'm tired of it, and I just want to go back to the real world. When I try to stop, I just feel an insatiable urge to shitpost that gets stronger every minute. What can I do to stop myself from browsing and what are some some low-tech ways to keep myself preoccupied? I appreciate any /adv/ice you're willing to give anons, and I desperately need any I can get.
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Get a pet.
Go around your house and look for places to patch up. Do yardwork. Start a compost pile, and a garden. If you're like the majority of suburbanites in this country, you've probably got something around the house that needs doing. Learn to fix things yourself. Work with your hands. This will stimulate your hands which are addicted to the feeling of typing shitposts on anime imageboards, and your mind which craves for real stimulus in the first place. Buy a cheap lathe and do woodworking. Anything that can keep your hands and your brain occupied in a manner that doesn't involve computer usage.
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>>18157997
>shitposting
I remember that phase.
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>>18157997
Step 1. Turn off the computer
Step 2. ....well, that's about it, really.
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As an asian guy should I watch out for Western guys who want to date my sister? I know that western dating expects shortly after a few dates and won't even have marraige on the table for the future. How do I know if they western guy is serious about dating my sister and not have her as some short term sex partner?
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>>18157965
your sister will make her own decisions.
if you want to change a womans mind, lead by example. you cant just use words with them. words are THEIR world.
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>>18157968
How exactly does one lead by example in cases like these. Its not like Im a woman who can set an example for her by refusing sexual advances. All I can do is warn her and watch out for her
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>>18157978
are you an older sibling? do you have a LTR where you dont sleep with your partner?
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Hey /adv/, I need some /adv/
I'm became good friends with this girl this semester, and we have a lot in common. One of those things is that we're both bisexual (she prefers girls, I'm a guy), which will be important in a second. We have every class together, and talk for a few hours every day.
Whenever she gets a little drunk, she'll start being a lot nicer to me. We've only drank together like once, so it's mostly over Snapchat. She'll send covered up nudes to me, talk about how she wishes she was more into dick so she could date me, and we'll talk about sex/porn for hours.
When she sobers up, she goes back to prefering girls, but we still get along pretty well. Is she just toying with me? Or is there something I can/should do to help seal the deal?
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>>18157911
make a fucking move, she wants YOU to make the move, why do you fucking people never understand this
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>>18157921
Yeah, I know. She always says "we should hang out more" when drunk too, but we have such busy schedules (ECE majors) that we can never really find time.
Plus she insists that she prefers girls.
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>>18157928
she wants you to want her badly enough to challenge that
embrace your libido
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Should I call her out 2017-03-25 05:43:27 Post No.18157890
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I've been seeing this girl on more than off for the past 6 months. I invited her to a party at my place this weekend. She declined saying that she was going home this weekend.
Today we were snap chatting a bit and I noticed that she was still in her room from what I could tell in the snap chats. She told me she was gonna be going home in the afternoon. My suspicion rose and I checked her tinder profile. Her hometown is about 70 miles away and her tinder profile says she's less than a mile away....
Obviously this was a really paranoid thing for me to do. I feel slimy and weak for doing it in the first place but my suspicion ended up being spot on. I don't want to be taken for a patsy. Should I call her out on this the next time I see her or let it be? For some context, I will NOT be pursuing an LTR because I will be moving away in a couple months.
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I don't get it . Are you even getting anything out of this ? Why are you fucking around with this whore ?
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>>18157890
dump the bitch
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>>18157898
Pussy and affection
I lost my virginity to her
I met a girl at the gym we both frequent. We recently hung out for the first time and then proceeded to spend a good portion of the weekend together. I've tried to play it cool since then and don't always initiate conversation (she has when I don't).
My question is, after having been in flings and relationships that start way too fast and then burn out, how do you really play the slow game? How does this whole thing work? Obviously we're both interested in each other and we have enough going on in our lives that we can't hang out that frequently.
How does one approach seeming somewhat casual about the relationship when the other person is interested and what purpose does this serve?
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wait wait, do you want to fuck her or no? it sounds like you want to be best buddies with the bitch rather than yeah i want to fuck her then maybe see if she is worth building a relationship with
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>>18158018
Im gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and tell you this:
No man goes to a girl to be her best buddy unless hes gay or suffers from nice guy syndrome
i would know, im a "nice guy" ;-;
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>>18158026
most of the guys i come across on 4chan have nice guy syndrome desu
>>18157889
keep talking to other bitches while still talking to her, first step is to fuck her, next is to try to evaluate if she is worth the effort of building something with and if she is keep her around while also having other chicks and let her know, you have to keep things open and until SHE says i want a real relationship or something along those lines keep going out with other chicks. But when she decides to move it up another level start dropping bitches who werent as important, keep the 2nd and 3rd choice girls around just in case the main bitch goes bad or something. You basically have to wait for her to fall in love first rather than you.
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To anyone that's struggling 2017-03-25 05:37:56 Post No.18157870
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To anyone that's struggling
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I went to the gym today after work as usual. I didn't want to go, but I forced myself to go and not just sit at home being miserable. I thought the gym closed late and so I started off on my chest, then squatted. As I was squatting, the gym receptionist started powering things down and I asked her if the gym closed early today. She said that it did. I powered through my squats and thought "I'll leave the dead-lifting for another day" But I know that the gym closes early tomorrow(8pm) and I wouldn't be out of work until 9. I said "There's only 10 minutes left before you'll be an ass and stay past closing. Believe in yourself, you can do this. No excuses if you really want something. That's what you said to her when she blamed you for cheating, right?". So I ripped the plates off the squat rack, put them on the dl bar and started doing 2pl8's for 5x5. It was fucking hard guys, I tell you. I was wanting to quit, I'd just finished working 8 hours in a busy kitchen, saw the girl all day at work, she even ordered food that I cooked; only to see her sitting with the new guy and eating it with him. I wanted to just go home and cry, but I kept telling myself "You tried your best for her. Now do your best for you." I've never dead-lifted 2pl8s so fast and so cleanly. Another guy asked to work in when he saw me and I agreed, and together we both cranked out the lifts. I was spent and drenched in sweat. I'm not "better", it's hard, every day it's hard. But I haven't missed a workout since February and I know that I have it in me to be an even better person. You guys have helped me with this heartache a bit and I just wanted to give something back. Don't give in to the pain, use it; channel it and make yourself better for you. Don't let other peoples decisions shatter your world or make you stop fighting for yourself. People will give up on you. But you can always choose to not give up on yourself. God bless you guys and I hope you find happiness within.
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Amazing post. Thanks anon!
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>you can always choose to not give up on yourself
needed this, thanks brother
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thanks anon, I hope you'd continue what you've stated
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Was I raped? Am I gay? 2017-03-25 05:35:48 Post No.18157864
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I'm a 30 year old guy When I was 12, I was easily picked on, and I was submissive kind of kid. A classmate who was also a guy got me alone in an empty class room and started touching me. I was afraid to refuse and he pulled down my shorts and started sucking my dick. He was domineering and I felt it was wrong but it felt good. He made me suck his dick too and I ended up liking it. This went for a few months until we graduated elementary. It got to a point where we even sucking, jacking off each other but we never did anal. We were two nubile boys too young too be doing this and I still feel guilt and helpless. That was the only sexual encounter I had for the next 15 years. Ive never really seriously dated girls but I would flirt with them and I would still form friendships. Eventually I gotn onely and went to a Massage Parlor that offered everything but penis penetration. I don't go often thoug maybe twice a year.
Now I don't know what to think about my homosexual encounter as a kid. Did Iose my virginity then? I don't really have fond memories of being that guys sex friend but it felt good. I try to forget it as much as possible. I've never done anal or vaginal sex and now I've sworn off the Massage Parlors and just hoping to find a sweet homely girl to marry and have children with.
Was I raped by that boy?
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Do you fap to your homo experience?
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>>18157864
>Did Iose my virginity then?
Virginity isn't actually a thing. It's literally a social construct. That's not postmodern Tumblrista feminist SJW bullshit, it's the truth. It has lots of different definitions and there's no way to prove one right or wrong. To some people, only hetero penis-in-vagina sex counts as losing your virginity, others are less restrictive.
Really, you get to decide whether you want it to have "counted" or not.
>Was I raped by that boy?
Yes. Rape has a more agreed-upon definition than virginity. You were coerced into having sex because you were afraid to refuse. Legally you were raped. The fact that the rapist was also a minor, & the fact that you later participated more willingly, doesn't change the fact that it was rape all the way through. If a rapist forces himself on a victim who develops something like Stockholm Syndrome and consents later, that doesn't make him any less of a rapist.
I'm sorry that happened to you. I do recommend seeing a professional to work through what happened. Good luck with the marriage and kids, and I suggest you don't set out to settle - somebody you find reasonably attractive will probably like you.
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>>18157983
Does that make me gay or bi for feeling pleasurable during our sex?