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You sick fucking bastard. This isn't classic American literature, animals have lives and human friends.

So it is possible that you killed the guy or he died because of massive thromboembolism from his cast paw that went to his brain or something. Just tell her. Make sure its appropriate.

I'm sorry, man.

Bump for interest. Dealing with similar problem

>>18161893
One time i knew for a fact this girl who i was crushing on, also was crushing on me except 50x as badly. Because of the shit i typed in the OP i didnt do anything about it, but she did eventually. One day shr just got way way way touchy and flirty as fucking hell, but my mentally ill mind was just telling me that she was only fucking with me and ultimately just trying to humiliate me or something, and i wound up making her cry. After that i still believed that fucking BULLSHIT that my mental illness thought up.

And EVEN KNOWING THIS in hindsight, i would literally do the same exact fucking thing again if it happened today. Even knowing all of this.

>>18161890
>>18161893
Are you a boy or a girl?

>>18161806
Not this again...

Youre just so inexperienced with social interaction so your brains cant handle it. You can improve though, if youre willing.

>>18161806
btw, she was my crush as a kid. Surprising that I didnt become a furry though. I even frequent 4chan. Interesting, is all...

>>18161806
Too little infornation. Too shit advice:
>bee yourself

>>18161804
Felt that a few times, it always faded after a day or two. Just focus on other shit, let them become background noise like everyone else again.

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>>18161804

For about 5 or 6 years (maybe more, I lost count), I was obsessed with Aly Michalka. Not like "gonna go stalk her" obsessed, but had the bizarre idea in my mind that one day I'd meet her and be totally charming and we'd go out or something. I don't know. I probably would have shit my pants if I ever saw her.

Anyways, really, it faded over time, but I found that keeping myself from being exposed to stuff she was in was the best idea. I didn't save new pictures, stayed out of threads that involved her, that kinda thing. Eventually she dyed her hair brown, lost a lot of weight, and I really completely lost interest.

I still have celebrity crushes, but I guess I've always had crushes on chicks that I can just kind of fantasize about, whether that's a celebrity or head cheerleader or some bartender or something... I just don't obsess anymore.

>>18161804
I currently have a crush on Ivanka Trump

She's so pretty and her body is bangin'

>>18161765
Here are a few possibilities - in order of likelihood

>the sex she's had with you or a previous partner was underwhelming
>she has a lower sex drive than others - due to age, hormonal birth control or some other genetic / environmental factor
>she was sexually abused - doesn't want to cus it brings back bad memories

>>18161765
A few questions for you OP:


How attractive would you say you are out of 10?


How tall are you?


What is your body shape like? (Skinny, Average, Muscular)


Dick size (Length alone is fine, but girth too would be helpful)


Are there any specific things about your face / body / personality that might be turning her off?
(Eg for each: Giant nose / uneven or messy body hair / timid personality when she wants a dominant guy)


Have you had sex with her before
If so, did she cum?
Do you think it's possible she faked an orgasm?
(Signs of a genuine orgasm - contracting vagina / anus - flushed / red face - increased heart rate - moving around erratically)

Has she had sex with anyone else before you?

>>18161800

>sexual abuse deterring sex

I knew a girl who was molested as a kd and she was a total nympho

I have no advice but I'm sort of the same in the sense that I put up a wall and do everything within my power to not let someone get too close to me out of fear they will realize how much of an autizmo and how stupid I am.

>>18161757
>common thing
No.

Some people deal with it via
>who cares what others thinks, only me is important

Another aproach is to realize that you are nobody for others and nothing really matters.

Another aproach is to get drunken and tell all your worries to random people at pub and it works because you are so drunk you dont care.

Or be like me, mentally somewhat balanced person who knows who to trust, how to make driends and how good does it feels when you share your inner secret thoughts with others.

Have you tried to get gf? With a bit of luck you can talk to her about your feels and she wont even drop you if you manage to not cry everytime you do.

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>>18161828
Well, you see, thats the problem. Its not that i dont want people to know im into "autistic" things. I dont want them to know ANYTHING about me. I dont want them to know my middle or last name, I dont want them to know any hobbies ive ever been into, which arent even really considered autistic, its just like metal detecting and historical stuff (I live in a city that gets tourism from its history, so thats not even a big deal), and recently automechanics. If they do know anything about me, it just feels too weird to me.

Which is another thing. I dont call anyone or anything by their names. Nothing. I dont call my dog by her name, I just call her Dog. I go out of my way to keep from calling anyone by their names, because it just feels too personal. I know its not a big deal, but I cant get myself to do it.

Bi girl working in retail. Job makes me despair on behalf of all of humanity, but I can't relate to what your describing. I mean, most rude customers I deal with are women, but that's because most customers are women. They buy clothes more often. Maybe find a FtM dude, if that's not a dealbreaker? Male physique plus a vagina. They don't usually go for bottom surgery because it sucks.

>>18161772

why does ftm suck? more expensive?

>>18161742
Dude, youre talking to people when theyre at their worst. Dont let this cloud your judgement.

Opinion time:
For me, bisexuality is a mental illness. Ill never date a bi myself. It's like youre in a battle with who you are, my dear anon. I know this comes off as rude, because you didnt choose this, etc. How about you stop right now and look at yourself from a distance. What are you doing? Is your mind twisted by the customer service job? Have you ever been rude to someone even if you were the one in the wrong? I have. Many people on this board have it wrong and expect everyone else to be perfect. Go hiking for a day or something like that. Be with yourself. Smoke weed if you can. Think how many rude calls you could have made. How many have your turned off relationships. People used to have time to think. Now all they do is post, post, and post, whenever there's problem. You are your best doctor, if youre ready to talk to yourself.
/rant

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>>18161739
>Suddenly she just randomly messages me and says that she really likes me.
>Says that i'm her best male friend (We stated to talk often like 1-2 months ago wtf?)
>Says that i'm really funny and shit.
>A-a-anon do you want to hang out with me on saturday?
>Agree and tell her that she is the one that i like the most from the girls that i know (That is actually true)
>B-but what about stacey?
>Lie to her and say that i hate stacey and that she is the only one that i really like in class.
>She is excited to see me
>Fast forward to "date"
>Sitting in park and eating ice cream and talking for like 5 hours straight
>Says that she had really fun with me and that it only felt like 1 hour.
>Invites me to her best friends party
>And says that i come to her next time (City)
>Time passes again

>>18161743
>She started to talk less with me but we are still mess around and have fun in class
>She started to say things like that i'm very cute and that i behave cute
>Makes sometimes drawings of me and picture
>Her best friends are now really nice to me too
>She uses a shit ton of heart emoticons and kiss smileys with me now on regular base
Friendzoned?

>About 1 week passes where everything that i listed above loops
>See how she started to post depressive shit
>SomethingIsWrong.jpg
>Think something big happend that throwed her deep into a depressive hole
>Message her
>Hey do you want to talk about something or can i help you with something?
>No everything is fine Anon but thanks for asking, the same goes for you, you can always ask me if you need something
>Ask her what she does at the moment
>Nothing Anon i just swipe away my tears and prepare myself to cry myself into sleep
>Okay
>Prepared something for situations like that
>Ask her if she remembers what she told me
>What do you mean Anon?
>"Anon.....Everyone can draw pictures, you just need some practice and a blablablabalba in your heart"
>She is a really talented artist and often draws pictures
>Pull out my preparations
>A drawed picture of a special moment that happend on our "date" 1 week ago
>ANON DID YOU REALLY DRAW THIS?
>IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE FROM YOU
>What she doesn't know is that i'm a really good artist too but i stopped drawing because i had no time
>Thank her that she was the reason i went back to drawing things and say her that she reminded me how much fun drawing was
>NAWW YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD FRIEND, YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT FOR ME
>Tell her that she is important to me too
>I'M SO GLAD THAT WE GET ALONG SO WELL ANON
>I actually said everything like above

>>18161748
>Again says that she is glad that we are such good friends
Friendzone?
>See how she puts the drawing of her as profile pic for some days
>No sings of depressive shit anymore

>Next day in class
>Ask me if i can giver her Internet because i have 2GB inernet roaming what is fucking huge in Germany
>She sees her name in my WhatsApp and asks me why she doesn't have a Heart behind her name and why she has a "YYY" behind her name
>Tell her that "YYY" only people get that i like and give her a heart behind her name because she wished it so
>We sit next to each other and talk over WhatsApp she reminds me that she is excited about the Party coming Friday.

THis is like the almost the whole story.
I could have write more about the messages before she asked if i want to do something with ehr together.

I think that she friendzoned me because she often said things like that she is glad that we get along so well and that we are such good friends.
But in the other hand i think that she wanted a realtionship too like me.

What should i do to get her as a GF.

I absolutly don't want to hurt her but also want to be in a relationship

So you dumped the girl you could get in exchange for eye contact with girls who you will never fuck. Well done.

bump, i'm in the exact same situation.

I know girls like me, I just don't know how to initiate conversation and make the move

>>18161735
You just realize that you have nothing to lose by their rejection, go and chat them up. Usually good start is with greeting and finding out their names.

If you cant force yourself to do it, try some alcohol, online dating or realize that your subconscious is telling you that you dont really need girl atm.

Easy.

Part II

Here's where things get bad. About three months later, which would be September (my birth month infact), I find from my wife that he was arrested. Charges were possession of marijuana. I didn't think much of it on my behalf. I figured if he had gotten pulled over and arrested in a Uhaul, then the truck must have been returned or something..? Then later on in the month, around 5 a.m, the police came and arrested right out of my home. I complied with them the entire time, because at that point I knew why I was being arrested. My charge was Theft By Conversion.

I spend almost two days in jail, until my dad and my wife bailed me out. My "friend" was also bailed out shortly before I was. Afterwards, I find out his family was aggressively trying to get into contact with me, basically blaming me for his arrest, which I had not known about. My wife visited the Uhaul while I was in jail and got all of the information on the truck that we rented. I don't have the papers with me at the moment, but this is off memory. The Truck was kept for exactly 40 days, was damaged, had an empty tank of gas, and if I remember correctly, over 600 miles were added to it. Could be more, could be less, I can't remember. Point is, he was only supposed to have the truck for ONE day.

I messaged him on Facebook, which is my only way of getting in contact with him, and repeatedly questioned him on why he had the truck for so long, when he specifically stated he only needed it for one day. He dodges the question He gets defensive. He tries to place blame on me about my card being different, which IS a valid point, but also an inconvenient coincidence. Truth is, if he had not kept the truck for more than he stated, than my card being changed would not be an issue. If my card HADN'T been changed, then I would have been charged $240 for every single one of those 40 days that he kept the truck. So either way, I would have been screwed

To Be Continued//

Part III

He continues to dodge my questions. I ask him what could he have possibly been doing with a Uhaul Pickup Truck for 40 days? How could he have possibly added that many miles to the vehicle? Why was the gas tank practically empty when it was returned? Why was it damaged? He says that all of those questions are irrelevant. At this point, I got angry and pretty much told him that he was wrong for keeping the truck for that long, not contacting me in ANY way, and taking advantage of my kindness, and I blocked him on Facebook so I wouldn't have to deal with him anymore. I took a screenshot of every single message we shared from the day he asked about the truck until now, for evidence. I have a court date in June this year.

My question is, what should I do? Will I be okay defending myself with the evidence I have, being his self-incriminating messages that I screenshot? Or should I get a lawyer? I'm a bit hesitant because lawyers are expensive

obligatory "you're an idiot"

Lawyer here. I wouldn't worry about the theft charge sticking, but you'll be needing an attorney to deal with this shit, 100%. Great job on saving all that evidence from your friend (bless you facebook/text, I always tell my clients to get everything in writing). I would be more concerned about being on the hook for the $$$, which you probably are since you are the one that rented the truck and let your friend use it and lied to the rental company that this is what you would be doing. You would probably be able to recoup the money from your friend in a civil suit, but for some reason I think he's not going to pay you and garnishment can be a bitch.

Lesson here isn't "don't help people", it's "don't put yourself in a situation to be taken advantage of".

And again - go see a lawyer.

>>18161706
How do you spend your time, OP?

>>18161711
Watching anime at home and studying economics on the train. Thinking of diving into biochem/genetics eventually. Otherwise I don't have much to do other than work lately...

With the girl friend I have now we go to buy manga/doujinshi a lot together. I joked about going to a strip club together a while ago and it somehow turned into an actual plan.

>>18161706
>marriage
LOL

>>18161705
I myself am a big fan of oldtropics

>>18161705
I myself am a big fan of yestropics

>>18161705
i don't give a shit about notropics or yestropics. i only need benzos, thats my ambrosia

*tips fedora*

Dont cross the line, maybe just for a bit, to find yourself, just watch/read what you are interested in, that makes you happy, maybe some spiritual stuff

The final step is to stop being bothered by wanting to stop being bothered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TjCZRutOKY

They're just anti-norms hiding their true nature assuming you're a normie for getting pregnant instead of just getting pregnant ironically.

>>18161679
They must be impressed an autistic robot got laid

Because some people can't have babies and back in the day when almost every one was religious getting pregnant is a gift from God and still is if you're religious. So saying congrats became a thing to say and over time it lost the real meaning like everything else. Now it's just a polite thing to say and nothing more, just people having good manners.

Dump gf
pick fake name
Change cities
tell everybody fake story
loosen the scent
change town again
grow beard
fly abroad
settle down there
find new job in new field
skip from job to job for a while find new girl
fall in love
be reluctant to open up
almost break relationship
realize u cant live without her
go back to her and tell her the truth
she spends the next 50 years working with u to save up 2.5k
u go back to the states
ur ex is still waiting for u
forgives u for ghosting
get a new house in idaho with ur two gf
become a mormon and have both wives
rent a dog
buy a kids
make some fences

>>18161647
Tell her to send it along to her insurance company.

>>18161678

She didn't have insurance at the time of the accident