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>for her
Nice baneposting.

>>18302734
god damn it man, assistance

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>>18302727
jesus fucking christ man, stop behaving like a bitch boy. I could bet my wallet she does not have the same feelings for you as you do (>for her)

Dont fucking LDR you fucking faggot, what the hell is the god damn point

You will NEED experience talking and listening with other speakers, or it will all sound like gibberish to you when you get there.

Look up language exchanges, there's a fucktonne around.

>>18302724
how much time do you think i should devote to this in my two year frame? per day

>>18302713
Where exactly are you planing to set? brazil is incredibly large country with many different cultures. You should be aware of that or you might get into some trouble stereotyping

>She's a borderline farmer girl, very straightforward, also why I like her.
Is she bound to found out? Otherwise I would not tell her until it becomes weird not to (eg if she openly asks about what kind of people you dated and you still fail to mention that some were men).

Opinions are going to vary. I'd find that crazy hot and would love to hear dirty stories. Male pairings themselves are very common and popular in all of fanfiction, particularly among women.
But we also live in a society where it's still often implied that real men only care for women. It absolutely happens for women to have either personal insecurities ("what if he misses something I literally don't have") or see you as less masculine. Tread carefully.

In her mind
>he is bent... wtf? HOW COULD I GO FOR HIM ASSHOLE

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>>18302701
Does this nice girl have a feminine penis?

>>18302678
You can't change your habit in one day. You could throw an all-nighter, then go to bed early next day and wake up at 7AM. Then you just snowball off of that (or try to)

My dick is really hard.
But seriously, it's about all about willpower. Go to bed between 9 and 10, most people need at least 8 hours of sleep.

And keep your smartphone out of the bedroom.

>>18302684

OP here: I've already done that, no success at all. Literally 6 HOURS with eyes closed but no sleeping at all, it's impossible and very annoying to wait eternally.

>im glad you are alive you shitter, dont try it again because ill kill you if you do ;)

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>>18302640
"I'm here if you want to do something"

or try to set up something fun you can do together some day. I guess your friend feels alone and that the world doesn't really care for him. Very common for young males these days sadly

>>18302659

It's actually the 4th time he's tried to do it, the 1st time while I've known him though.

He was the in a love triangle and the girl chose the person she had been in a relationship with for 4 years (rightly so) and I suspect he was expecting a totally different outcome, so he got pissed and OD'd. Me and the girl he was seeing are going to see him today to try and clear the air a bit.

Fun fun fun fun

why are you so against it
have you looked into it apart from waaa waaa its "degenerate"

im against it before you accuse me of having the gay

>>18302625

As a gay man in a very happy gay relationship for 6 years, I'm also opposed to gay marriage in that I believe that marriage should be something for a man and a woman.

Some people might think you're being a homophobe if you vocally denounce it in public settings though. I'd say if the debate about gay marriage has been brought up, then you're more than entitled to air your views without fear of losing friends/alienating people

>>18302629

looked into it, lol

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>>18302603

seek the red pill

>>18302603
Stop posting feels meme and start by telling us something about your life. Also you can gain a lot of wisdom just by reading right books and generally observing how others do stuff.

Why do you even think you are missing
>dad
when you never had one?

>>18302610
I'm a colossal failure with no life prospects and a lot of mental issues.

I'm missing a fatherly presence in my life since 11 because... it's hard to tell but I really need guidance, a reassurance presence and I also need someone to tell me the truth on various important subjects. Someone to slap some sense into me while showing me the way ahead. Not the way backwards.

It takes time to make close friends.
Where are you in life? Where do you meet people?

>>18302593
I made all my friends by literally talking them to the point where they had only two options: fight me to the death or become my close friends.

Generally you want to ask them as personal questions as possible while sharing the most weird personal stuff with them. And you always keep asking them to hang out and stuff.

>>18302600
Right now I'm in the most high spirits I've been in for the past 5 years. Although I'm starting to have dips into depression again, but I'm able to fight off these thoughts easily.

In my personal life I'm currently unemployed and not going to college. I'm in a situation where I can't really get a job either so that's kind of not something I'm focusing on right now. I'm at a point of my life where I understand Japanese enough to talk fluently in any situation. Right now I'm learning the piano too. For my social life I have no friends in real life, which I guess leads me to the next question.

As for where I talk to people it is mostly online. I guess it might not feel as satisfactory to me as real people but I'm not entirely sure if that is the case. I'm also forming a relationship with my brother too after 7 years of not hanging out with him slowly and surely.

Stop starting your sentences with "so", it's bad grammar.

Start dating and get some experience. Any girls you could hit up again?

>>18302594
It's a bad habit of mine.

Is it really worth hitting up girls from the past? I thought girls are very good at moving on when it comes to guys they liked. I will have a high school class reunion this summer. There will be a girl who had a crush on me, my former best female friend who I was very touchy touchy with, but she had the same boyfriend for years now. And then there is also this girl I kissed at a party.
There is also this girl from university, who was into me. I asked for her number, we went on two dates but nothing much happened. Was too scared to make a move on her so I thought she lost interest.

>>18302601
If you got their contact info then go for it. You need everything that can give you experience. Try and date them all if you can.

Why do you cry at work?

>>18302596
I get really anxious and stressed out and that makes me feel even worse because i feel like im letting people down.

im a server at a restaurant

If it's because of stress you have to figure out what is stressing you and remove it.
Ultimately if it's the job itself you may have to find a different job.

Say you need to talk about your relationship, guys love that shit.

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>>18302576
you sure sound annoying and not fun. Why would he want to be with you? sounds like you don't even want to be with you.

But darling, be more feminine and turn him on. Make him want to play with you (not necessarily sexually), if you give a real effort into being fun for him to be around, I'm sure he'll change his ways.
>>18302591
good b8 tho

Do you mean if I dress more nice he will find me more fun? ^^" I am okay when it's just me and him but when there are other people I close up and can't enjoy anything :(

>>18302504
There are guys on adv telling how they lure girls into relationships by not giving girl any attention and wait for her to crawl back to them.

Also there are guys willing to tell anything to a girl in order to get into her panties.

Also he could simply find better girl, you showed him some red flag, or he simply just got bored from you or finally realized that 2D > 3D.

My suggestion is to ask him on date yourself if you want him or just look for another boy.

Whatever you do, dont become cock carousel whore.

Cheers :-)

>>18302514
And this is slow board, you bump like once per hour or even longer.

we all want to fuck you but not all of us want to be with you

ppl lie
my advice is dont do casual dating if you dont like cold shoulders

>>18302517
cheers i'll be keeping my legs closed haha
i was more confused because he has brought me into this social network was a little bit too full on to be honest and i was more just giving it a go and just havnt been left in the dark before
>>18302518
i get that people say anything to get in your pants but it was more confusing that he brought me into his group of friends etc and all his friends were insinuating they knew about it
and its not that i dont like cold shoulders this is more just an ego thing because i was more unkeen than i was interested and was just giving him a chance and now i feel like the idiot

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>>18302484
Have you considered not being one...?

>tfw not a neet

try to be neat, too.

>>18302470
bump i wanna know too

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You should probably state your location (although realistically if you're just blindly assuming everyone already knows then you're almost certainly American)

>>18302520
not OP but let's assume he's American. then what?

they like to be spanked and hair pulled while getting fucked with the power of a thousand suns

its an act she puts up for others, forget it while you are ripping her cloth off
listen to your gut

>>18302478
Seems about right.

>>18302468
I enjoy plowing my boyfriend's ass with my strap-on, but I also enjoy a good dicking. What the fuck not both?

If you're fucking, just talk to her about it, figure out what you have in common sexually and what you'd like to explore together. Have good sex and don't get so caught up in shit like that.

Also, consider that strap-on, you might just like it.