For clarification this is the only girlfriend I've ever had or am likely to have, I'm schizophrenic and generally kinda stupid and annoying to be around so I'd not be shocked if she did cheat on me or leave me but here's the rundown:
>spends extended periods of time with a guy she used to go to school with
>confirmed to me once in passing a year or so ago that this guy once had a crush on her
>avoidant of me
>won't have serious talks about the state of our relationship
>doesn't show any sexual desire in me at all anymore but i'm fairly sure she's talked about her sex life and stuff to this guy
>comes home really late
She's an expat and he just happened to move here so she talks in her native language to this guy on the phone all the time so even if I wanted to be a total psycho and check her texts for proof, which I don't, I couldn't
I feel like I'm totally in the wrong and paranoid for even typing this
Pop a Viagra and fuck the shit out of her. Maker her nut on your dick then Make her lick it off. She secretly wants to be a slut so treat her accordingly
>>18303499
desu this doesnt solve the question of finding out without being an actual stalker about it, however if other girls can attest to this kind of solution it sounds fun enough to me kek
>>18303487
in my professional opinion, she is most certainly cheating
sorry about your luck, anon
>GF dumps me after 3 years at the start of april
>Had to move all my stuff the day after
>She starts dating a coworker the week after
>I am also with a new girl the same week
>After weeks of no contact or insults, my ex calls me and tells me that she feels the effects of the breakup, that she think of me all the time and stuff like that
>See her in a neutral zone (not our old appartment or anything)
>We talk for a few hours, about us, our new relationships etc...
>We kiss a few times before saying goodbye
I'm lost bros, I'm good with the new girl, but I still miss my ex, even after all she did to me. It's only been a month. What should I do?
>>18303272
Stoo being a retard and move on. You had a relationship, now you don't. Keep it that way. And ffs why haven't you blocked her contact stuff yet?
Ultimately any further heartbreak is on you for being dumb.
yeah that sucks mate I remember being 16
it's been a month. stfu and go hiking or on a road trip. takes time.
>>18303281
Yep, I know
But I still have feelings for her, and it's probably the same for her, so far I don't know if it's just a crisis or if it's over once and for all
She was a bitch during the breakup, but I must say I wasn't very kind to her during the Relationship, and she got fed up with it
I'm too lazy to go outside and the only friendships that ever worked for me were long-distance.
I don't want to try the mainstream apps either.
>>18303226
>worked
>long distance
so what you're sying is you want to role play?
lol you meet me. i'll give you my kik. (;
go to soc and get an std
no retard
I like short chubby girls. Like under 5'4. I'm 6'1. I like the size differential. So no.
>>18303212
I think OP means they are 5'5 manlet
In which case, yeah you're gonna have to go for chicks 5' or under
How do you know if a girl is too young for you?
(Your age / 2) + 7 = minimum age the girl you are dating should be.
>>18303171
as a general rule, your age / 2 + 7 like the other guy said.
so if you are thirty, it would be a 22 year old.
that being said, in this day and age as long as its legal, its fine.
>>18303188
>>18303180
I mean I'm 24 and she's just about turning 18.
HI /adv/. I'm planning on doing acid with my gf, but not sure if she should do it or not. I've done it about 6 or 7 times and this will be her first time. She seems excited and I've explained it to her fully with the good and bad sides of it, but she has some depression, and anxiety issues, and gets way too paranoid off of smoking a few hits of a blunt. I know it effects everyone somewhat different, but are these bad signs that she will have a really terrible trip? Feel free to ask questions/provide more insight about this topic because I'm really not super familiar with it. I just buy some tabs and do them with friends sometimes.
I would probably say don't but if she really insist then start with a small dosage. How much are you planing to take? 100ug? Recommend 50-70ug for her as its her first time. The setting is really important and you should have a sitter as well. Be well prepared.
>>18302949
She'll probably have a bad trip if you give her 100ug her first time, especially with those kind of reactions to weed.
Maybe give her a half tab her first time. Acid is a hell of a drug and most people probably would not be able to handle it's intensity.
>>18302949
I also get paranoid with weed.
Did lsd once, fucking great, was as happy and carefree as with mdma.
Did lsd-p once, was nauseous, and didn't feel relaxed at all.
tldr: lsd, yes. any other cheap rip off, no.
What I just asked. Would people judge me?
Some people may wonder why a salty dog got such a young piece of ass, but that's about it.
Meant to say 42, I'm fucking 42.
Yeah they would. But if you feel you dont care, then dont care. But if you feel like you should care what people think about you (for career reasons or family reasons) then think about it.
ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>What do girls/guys think about <an insecurity including, but not limited to: looks, physical traits, personality traits, virginity or otherwise lack of dating experience>
There is no one answer. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
-- From the previous thread since I felt this was not adequately addressed.
Girls or more specifically Bisexual girls,
How do you deal with having boobs.
Sincerely,
Concerned 4channer.
If I think a girl is horny will she send me nudes? I flirt with this girl sometimes really late at night and just not sure when or if I should
>>18301906
Not bisexual but what do you mean?
How can I make my girlfriend being my femdom? She already knows about my femdom fetish and even slaps my butt when we have sex. It's probably not something that turns her on directly but indirectly because I like it.
But my dream would be much more: To be handcuffed, whipped, raped, etc. But it's hard to get started as I feel a bit awkward by it.
>>18301216
Just buy her a strap on. The rest will sort itself out.
>>18301216
Chances of this are near 0. Women are just naturally not dominant in the bedroom, mostly because they have a vagina that is penetrated.
>>18301265
As a woman
I concur
im trying to do nofap but i can't sleep at night due to my raging hard on and its starting to affect my work performance
what do i do? am i really so weak i cant even go a day?
>>18300742
Get a woman to get you off. Simple
>>18300759
are you serious? the reason im on no fap is to become a better person that women actually desire
>>18300769
Adult men aren't designed to never cum, and can actually be a health risk not doing so weeks on end. The problem comes in compulsively masturbating and watching porn. If you can't get a woman to cum with then do it yourself, just limit yourself and absolutely do not watch porn.
How does one cope with sucking at everything?
I try try and fail at everything. Sports, playing instruments, dancing, singing, playing chess you name it.
Don't get me wrong. I don't want to be teh best!11 or something. I just want to have some hobby like normal people do.
But keep failing over and over and over again is frustrating.
You stop caring
>>18303896
What's your definition of failing? It's only failing if you've been at it for a few months consistently practicing and you show no signs of improvement whatsoever. That's where you're supposed to give up and move on, honestly. People usually only seem to be good at shit because they've been at it for a while.
>focusing on shit that really matters to you rather than sampling
...but I do get that trying a lot out could be a sign you just don't know. I don't wanna start flinging more advice at you without really knowing what you're into so...
What are you into? Any hobbies in particularly appeal to you?
>>18303927
>particular
Test is in a few hours, I can already feel the panic setting in. Last time I failed a few minutes in because I made some obvious mistake from being in my own head too much. How do I zen master my driving test?
lessons, from a friend or a paid teacher
studying the "material"
>>18303830
Yeah I've done all this, I practice driving every day, but once I'm actually doing the test I get nerves and fuck up. I can drive, I drive all the time but the panic will fuck me up.
I masturbated, hoping this will help with the nerves. I feel more relaxed but still 2 hours until test so it'll likely wear off by then
>Worked for biggest stereotype kike employer for x years -- guy was a daily raging drunk who paid shit and openly bragged about cheating on his wife, beating his kids, and fucking people over financially, fucked over employees, his own family, and myself LITERALLY daily
>got sick of it and quit with a "I'm tired of this shit. Seriously I'm done. I quit." and left job
>Kike was always friends with group of inbred rednecks that do some highly illegal activities
>never cared, never wanted into it, I don't want anything to do with anything illegal, but some of them would hang around the business on a daily basis so they know who I am
>Kike decides I'm evil for quitting job
>been harassed for years by crime group, nothing serious just childish intimidation shit
>Dated someone briefly who was a bit off, very secretive, got on my nerves with secrecy
>kept trying to find out more, couldn't get anything
>fucked a few times, tried to get closer, nothing
>break it off, tired of cloak and dagger "me so mysterious" childishness but not before some words, was told and I quote they were "in a cult of sort" lol yeah ok
>Told me they were trying to get close to me to and I quote "learn how to handle firearms"
>get weirded out given way they act and weird shit they say, tell the to fuck out of my life and never talk to me again
> knew they were a lefty moron but everyone in this state is, still dunno wtf they were affiliated with but I can guess. Regardless, wtf?
>barred idiot from life
>live in CC state and I carry a pistol
>idiot relative asks me why I carry and say I'm paranoid
>explain everything from above
> tell me "you walked into this"
What fucking idiot thinks quitting a job would lead to harassment from an organized crime group because of some narcissist piece of shit boss?
What fucking idiot would think a fling with someone would lead to a similar scenario?
this reads like a schizo paranoia fantasy
get help
>>18303829
Believe what you want, I could care less. I have death threats saved on my phone.
>>18303863
Why not move to a new town?
Should one base their dating life on what one can offer you, or passion and attraction?
Passion, attraction and what you can offer go hand-in-hand in romance. Your passion is what you can offer, that is your attraction(hopefully).
>>18303795
Who said you have to choose one or the other? I mean I'd say passion is necessary but not sufficient for a relationship. Find someone you're passionate about who also has their life together.
Everyone's really a superficial heartless bastard, including us, never think anything else.
How do I use Tinder to find a boyfriend and not a hookup? Even though my profile said no hookups, the guys still want hookups!
I just want a qt bf for the summer :(
>>18303725
>I just want a qt bf for the summer :
uhh...so you do want a hook up, just for a few months. You don't want long term. Just hook up with guys and find one you like and keep trying to fuck them.
>>18303725
>Using tinder to meet a suitable
Maybe try kik homie.
>>18303740
Partners*